100 years of professional slag attack

After waiting for about half an hour, a message was sent from the palace gate to let them in. When Liu Yu took a step, he did not forget to take a look aside, and saw that the little eunuch Wang Gougou was dripping with sweat, with his arms around Liu Ziye. Shaking, but still clinging tightly to the person, nodding secretly in his heart.

Not bad, it lasted longer than he expected.Liu Yu had a subtle regret for not being able to throw Liu Ziye to the ground, but he was a little bit concerned about this little eunuch, thinking that he was still a useful talent.

Wang Gougou, this name obviously comes from the family of ordinary people, but watching the TV series in the previous life, it seems that sending someone into the palace to become a eunuch also requires connections.

——For example, in "Nine Pins of Sesame Officials", Laifu who was instructed to have an adulterous relationship with the young mistress failed to become a eunuch even though he had castrated himself—whether the illiterate people have the ability to send their children to the palace or not. accurate thing.

Liu Yu didn't have time to watch TV for entertainment in his previous life, and he didn't know the history of each generation at all. He was very sad that he had to rely on Zhou Xingchi's comedies to judge folk customs. Send someone to investigate the specific regulations for recruiting eunuchs into the palace in this era.

With no one trustworthy at hand, Liu Yu withdrew his thoughts, and the old-fashioned Hengqiu let out a long sigh. He is a bit crazy now, and he wants to take in a person after seeing someone. .

Liu Yu felt a sense of sadness like a tiger falling into Pingyang and being bullied by a dog, or a dragon stranded on the beach being played by shrimps. He sighed for a long time before following Li Guili in.

That Wang Gougou was not so stupid, he hesitated for a moment when he saw the situation, and hurriedly followed Liu Ziye in his arms, his eyes sparkled with excitement, unexpectedly he was able to visit the main hall in the first month of entering the palace, but Not everyone has such good luck.

Without squinting, Liu Yu straightened his back and walked into the main hall.When he walks, he neither likes to bow his head humbly, nor does he like to raise his head high and raise his chin in a pretentious manner. His back is straight, his head is facing straight ahead, and there is a slight trace of a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.

Putting aside all the unfavorable things, Liu Yu has been looking forward to meeting Liu Yilong for the first time. This is the first time he has the opportunity to meet an emperor head-on. He really wants to see if the legendary bastard spirit is real. exist.

Sitting on the dragon chair, Emperor Wen of Song didn't realize that he was shouldering a beautiful fantasy of a thousand years later. He was round and fat, with big ears and thick flesh. And the person is tall, no matter the height and width of the whole person, it shows a huge sense of presence.

While bending and kneeling, Liu Yu quickly glanced out of the corner of his eye and heard the sound of his own glass heart shattering. A long donkey face with bitter hatred.

——This person looks like the King of Wuling who will gain weight ten years later, and when he thinks about Liu Ziye, who looks five points like the King of Wuling, Liu Yu is very glad that his face was brought out in his previous life, otherwise It would be too sad to grow up like the three of you.

Liu Yilong looks ugly, like the fat Maitreya Buddha, but the expression on his face is quite different from that of Maitreya Buddha. When he smiles, the muscles of his face are not natural. There are no wrinkles at the corners of his eyes, but obvious wrinkles can be seen between the eyebrows, which shows that The man hardly smiles, and is often frowning and angry.

But now Liu Yilong is still smiling, and he is still smiling very hard, pointing to the four handsome young men sitting in a row below, and said with a smile: "Young talents, young talents!"

The following four people quickly praised the emperor's absurd praise.

The chief eunuch Li Guili leaned forward and whispered a few words in Liu Yilong's ear.

The distance was too far, Liu Yu didn't hear a single word, but he heard a gasp coming from behind him while he was concentrating. He continued to kneel there without moving, but he had some calculations in his heart.

He followed Li Guili to the front of the hall, until he reached the steps, Li Guili gestured behind him to stop him.

The current layout is that Li Guili and Liu Yilong are at the front together, Liu Yu is standing behind Liu Ziye's Wang Gou hugging Liu Ziye, and behind them are the four people who talked to Song Wendi earlier.

Liu Yu reckoned that Wang Gougou should be inhaling from the location where the sound was made, but he still didn't know why he was inhaling, so he wanted to find a chance to ask after he got out.

Just as he was thinking, he suddenly heard another gasp—compared to the gasp of Wang Gougou before, this one was as loud as a short scream.

This time, the place where the sound came from was not in the same direction as Wang Gougou. It must be one of the four people. After thinking about it, Liu Yu had never heard this sound before. It sounded like a duck, not someone he knew—and he In this day and age, there is really no one who can be called an acquaintance, so I didn't take it to heart.

Liu Yilong didn't hear the screams one after another. After listening to the eunuch's report, he glanced down, past Liu Yu who was kneeling in the front, and stared straight at Liu Ziye who was still being hugged: " But the son and daughter of the third son?"

Just now Li Guili told you who came, and besides, you were the one who urged them to enter the palace before, and now you are playing this trick again to show your power.Liu Yu felt that this person was really hypocritical, and guessed that Liu Ziye would not be able to answer, so he said, "Grandpa Huihuang, that's right."

That "Grandpa Emperor" made his heart tremble three times. Liu Yu touched the back of his left hand with his right hand hidden under his sleeve, and felt that if his body had already grown fine hair, it would have stood on end by now.

"Come here and let me have a look." Liu Yilong was only focused on Liu Ziye just now, but now he seemed to be more interested in him, beckoning him over, looked him over carefully, and said with a smile, "As expected of my granddaughter. "

Liu Yilong has always had a heart problem. The ancestors of the Song Dynasty in the Southern Dynasties were all born in the rich countryside. Failed to get rid of the general framework of the ancestors.

Take Liu Yilong as an example, his sons all look like him, not too ugly, but not beautiful either, especially according to the aesthetics of this era, they are too non-mainstream.If it's just a son, it's fine, no one can point at the emperor and make fun of his parents' ugliness, but even his daughter and granddaughter suffer from it, it's even more uncomfortable to put that face on his daughter's head, Liu Yilong himself sometimes I feel sorry for the son-in-law.

It's not that the girl's family must have the same face as the boy's in the Liu family, but the shadow can be seen more or less. Being ugly is not necessarily ugly, but Liu Yilong feels bad every time he sees it.

Liu Yu is still the first "girl" he has seen who has completely got rid of the influence of genetics. Thinking about the third son Liu Jun who died a few years ago, the boy who is said to be a twin with Liu Yu, Liu Yilong's first time I feel distressed and touched by the death of my grandson.

The beauty of the first Liu family disappeared before he was fully grown, how sad it is.Liu Yilong looked at Liu Yu, his eyes swept back and forth on his face for a long time, but he really didn't see the familiar eyebrows and eye contours, and he was very happy.

Liu Yu was very impatient to be pinched and touched by an old man half buried in the ground. He always felt that he was being taken advantage of, especially the old man smiled so obscenely, it was really annoying.

At this time Liu Yu remembered the benefits of Liu Ziye, if he hugged Liu Ziye up together and looked at Liu Yilong's fat face, Liu Ziye would definitely be crying and fussing right now.

Thinking of this, he said, "Grandpa Huang hasn't seen Ziye yet, and he also wants to get close to you."

——If he said anything disgusting in his life, the word "Ziye" is more powerful than the big killer of "Grandfather".

Liu Yu felt that he had to rinse his mouth with light salt water after leaving the palace.

Liu Yilong was not very interested in Liu Ziye, his face looked like he was carved out of the same mold, no surprises, and this kid didn't look smart at first glance, he seemed a little stupid, how old is he? I have to send someone to hold it, it's useless.

But Liu Yilong didn't expect that he didn't like Liu Ziye, and Liu Ziye didn't like him either, so he opened his mouth wide and cried, his two round arms flailing wildly.

Immediately, Liu Yilong lost his smiling face just now. If Liu Ziye had a bad temper, then the King of Wuling also had a bad temper. Pushing forward, Liu Yilong's temper was even worse. Even a grandson dared to mess around in front of him. Liu Yilong pushed , I just wanted to throw people to the ground.

Liu Yu struggled for a while about whether he wanted to watch, but finally reached out to catch him.The force on his arm made him numb all over. Just now Liu Yilong really wanted to throw someone to death.

At this moment, Liu Yu deeply understood the extent of this person's mental illness, and his heart shuddered. Liu Yilong was more vicious than he originally imagined, and he was much smarter than Liu Jun who killed his own son Liu Zirong and was in great pain.

Fortunately, he had already made psychological preparations before, and increased his strength in his hands in advance, so that Liu Ziye did not fall to the ground.Strange to say, although being strangled by the arm must have hurt, Liu Ziye immediately stopped crying while lying in his arms.

Liu Yilong's complexion improved a bit, and he took a look at Liu Yu by the way.

Liu Yu held back for a long time before showing a terrified look. If he could, he would have squeezed out a few tears, but unfortunately he couldn't cry, so he looked at him with a half-timbered face.