100 years of professional slag attack

Liu Yu had participated in countless banquets in his previous life, and he always felt that he should wear a slim suit, hold a goblet, and sit on the sofa with his legs up, spending the dinner time in the middle of the crowd.

But for him now, the only thing that meets expectations is that he is still in the center of the crowd.

Liu Yu looked to the left with a dark face, and a big-faced kid was looking at him with his face cupped. He turned his head to the right again, and a foolishly smiling dead kid kept blinking at him.

Ear-piercing cries came from a distance, and a woman in palace costume led a crying little boy over, glanced at Liu Yu, then at Liu Yu, and laughed all of a sudden: "Oh, but The niece of the third brother's family, named Yu'er?"

Liu Yu thought for a while, and found some clues from the character relationship table that Su Tao classified and summarized for himself. If he guessed correctly, this person should be Princess Haiyan, the fourth daughter of Song Wendi Liu Yilong, and The first grown-up daughter, the mother is Jiang Meiren who is quite favored.

He made a blank face and didn't respond, but the group of little kids around him had already yelled "Auntie" and "Auntie" one after another, which made his brain ache.

Princess Haiyan's boudoir name is Yingmou. She saluted her nephews and nieces one by one, and then tugged at the child she was holding in her hand: "Deming, get along well with your cousin."

The little boy sniffed, wiped tears from his dirty hands, and stared at Liu Yu without blinking: "My son knows."

Princess Haiyan saw that he was in a daze, so she couldn't help covering her lips with a veil and smiled, her voice was like pearls rolling on a jade plate, with an indescribably clean and bright voice: "Isn't my cousin beautiful?"

Her husband's family is Zhao Qian, who was born in a powerful family in the dynasty, and her son is Zhao Deming, who is three months older than Liu Yu. Princess Haiyan has always regarded her as a treasure and cherished it endlessly.

Zhao Deming nodded his head heavily.

Liu Yu was very depressed, the group of little kids around him all looked quite similar to Liu Ziye, and they were no less lethal than Liu Ziye when they yelled, one was more annoying than the other, and now there was another one.

It was only after meeting these royal children that Liu Yu understood why Liu Yilong looked at him differently. It was because these people were all too ugly, and basically their eyebrows and eyes were similar. If he were to change it, he would be Liu Yilong. It's annoying to watch for a long time.

Now that the official banquet in the palace has not yet started, the adult grandsons and granddaughters chatted with the elders to deepen their relationship, and the remaining group of unmarried little ones were driven aside to make a fuss by themselves.

Liu Yu was dragged into this small circle by two children he didn't know, one on the left and one on the right. As soon as he came, he was attacked by inhumane noises and was very annoying.

He has always been a person who must take revenge, but unfortunately, looking around now, Liu Yu didn't recognize which one was the two people who just pushed him into the tiger's mouth. After all, in his opinion, they both had the same face. All he could do was sigh sadly.

Princess Haiyan has always disliked her children being among this group of people. After all, these people are the grandsons of the emperor, and her own son is a grandson. Considering Liu Yilong's patriarchal thinking, the weight is different.

The children in the Liu family are all bad-tempered, and one is more irritable than the other. She is afraid that her son will stumble and get hurt, and there is nothing to reason about if he is bullied, but just now she was talking about friendship with her second brother Liu Xiuming. Suddenly Zhao Deming ran over and burst into tears, inevitably embarrassed, so he brought the child over.

Princess Haiyan felt that her son was inferior to the emperor's grandson, but at least he could be compared with the emperor's granddaughter, in the same weight class, so she asked Zhao Deming to have a good time with his sister, then turned around and left up.

Liu Yu stared at her back, Princess Haiyan was very beautiful, her nose and mouth shape was inherited from Liu Yilong, but her pair of peach blossom eyes were extraordinarily beautiful, and the graceful grace at the corners of her eyes and brow tip made her eyes shine when she smiled.

Wang Xianyuan came from a famous family, but he was not outstanding in appearance, and the King of Wuling was always lustful, so scared that Wang Xianyuan's maids and servants in the mansion were all ordinary-looking. Liu Yu hadn't seen such a beautiful woman for a long time. At this time, seeing Princess Haiyan was quite pleasing to the eye.

He was not in the mood to talk nonsense with a group of children who hadn't been weaned for a long time, and he didn't care about Zhao Deming, who was blinking and looking at him silly, slid off the chair neatly, swayed and walked out.

This is a special place for banquets. Generally speaking, you are not allowed to go out after the dinner is over. What's more, let such a small child run around, and the guards just stopped him: "Your Highness, the auspicious time is coming, please return." Go back to your seat and wait." There are too many phoenixes and grandchildren here, and the guards guarding the gate don't even know who Liu Yu is, so they use the title of "Little Highness" to confuse him.

Liu Yu didn't make a sound, and in this situation, someone would help him speak out, and Liu Binzhi, who followed him all the way, pulled his face and reprimanded: "Bold, the master does things, when will it be your turn to intervene? "

Liu Binzhi is the youngest son of Liu Yilong's eldest son Liu Shao. His biological mother, like Liu Shao's eldest son Liu Weizhi, is also the princess Yin Yuying.

The guard didn't recognize Liu Yu, but he recognized Liu Binzhi, and hurriedly knelt down to plead guilty.

Liu Binzhi intentionally showed off in front of his pretty sister, pointed at Liu Yu and said, "This is Yutang sister who came all the way from Wuling, she is deeply favored by the emperor's grandfather, do you have any rules, and you are so rude that you stop Yutang sister?"

Liu Yu's rigid cheeks twitched, he was deeply hurt by a certain title, mother--yu-you-mom-you-mom!

However, Liu Binzhi didn't realize that he was flattering on the horse's hoof. Seeing the guards scrambling and scrambling to get out of the way, he smiled smugly, and pretended to make a respectful gesture: "Sister Yutang, please."

Liu Yu ignored him, bowed his head and just walked forward, all the way out of the palace where the banquet was held, turning around a few times.

Followed by four or five little brats and their servants, Liu Bin, the most, was followed by three maidservants with low brows.

It can also be seen from here that the status gap is different. Liu Yu was brought into the palace alone by Li Guili in the morning, and no one who served him was allowed to take him with him. Little girl, who knows how frightened she is.

He looked left and right, he seemed to be wandering aimlessly, Liu Binzhi happily followed him, seeing that the beautiful sister seemed to be lost and confused, he patted his small chest and said, "Sister Yutang wants to go. Where, you can tell me, I will take my cousin there."

Liu Yu really wanted to say contemptuously, "Weak human beings, do you think I'm a person who can't even find the way?", but considering that this sentence was too shocking, he still endured it .

According to Liu Yu's original thinking, he should be leading a group of dead children while laughing "ah ha ha" while happily chasing after each other in the palace, and then entered the Flower and Bird Division by mistake, and ran into the prisoner who was imprisoned by the big devil Liu Yilong. The little princess of the god dog country in the palace, the king dog.

The idea went smoothly, but in practice, Liu Yu struggled to find that the difficulty was too great. Facing Liu Binzhi's silly face with Liu Ziye's mind, he really couldn't say "Darling is chasing me!" "Such silly words.

Liu Yu sighed in his heart, and finally took the curve to save the country: "I want to find...my brother."

He originally wanted to say "Ziye" to show the deep friendship between the siblings, but Liu Yu found that it was really difficult to say these two words. He was very sad and felt that his cultivation was not enough.

Liu Binzhi does know who his younger brother is, isn't it the fat little Liu Ziye who was brought into the palace a few days ago? Liu Binzhi lives in the palace with his father, the crown prince Liu Shao, and has always known a lot about such clues .

On the day Liu Ziye first arrived, Liu Binzhi followed Liu Shao to have a look. He didn't like Liu Ziye who was crying endlessly, but Liu Binzhi was very interested in Liu Yu, so he took the initiative to say: "This is easy to handle, hand over Just give it to me, and I will take Sister Yutang there."

Liu Yulue nodded and said nothing.

Although his attitude was very cold, it was the first time in a long time that he gave a clear response. Liu Binzhi was overjoyed and commanded a court lady to lead the way.

Liu Yu narrowed his eyes and looked at the bun on his head, probably because Liu Binzhi just grabbed the seat next to the "beautiful cousin" after pinching each other for a long time with a few cousins. The dumb hair drooped down, and as the master walked, he beat it on the neck.

Liu Binzhi took him around several palaces and came to a very remote small courtyard. Liu Binzhi also felt that Liu Ziye was neglected by this way, and explained with a little apology: "Brother Ziye has been here day and night since he came. Crying, Grandpa Huang moved him here."

Liu Yilong suffered from headaches and couldn't stand the noise, but Liu Ziye couldn't keep his mouth shut and his voice was so loud, which annoyed him so much in just a few days that he simply threw it into the corner and ignored it.

Liu Yu was far away from that small courtyard, and he could hear Liu Ziye's majestic crying. He was still a little puzzled, why his voice was not hoarse after crying for a few days.

The author has something to say: Orz studied Liu Song’s family tree carefully, and then 囧囧 found out that incest in this family is really normal, and all kinds of unrestricted messing with Princess Haiyan is a very important person~