100 years of professional slag attack

Lu Huinan sat with his granddaughter in his arms for a while, and then felt Liu Yu move his body uncomfortably, and then tilted his head to look over.

Lu Huinan immediately became nervous, and no longer hugged his granddaughter like a treasure, and said in a stacked voice: "Hurry up, get Yu'er's nanny, Yu'er is about to undress."

Undressing means urinating, and this is why Lu Huinan likes Liu Yu. Although this child is usually quiet, he is really obedient. trouble.

When Lu Huinan was still serving Emperor Wen, because Emperor Wen had some weird eccentricities, he often dealt with things like shit and urine, which left a serious psychological shadow.

Later, I finally followed my son to my own fief and became the master. I finally got rid of the fate of the past, but the cleanliness became more and more serious. her appetite.

When Hong'er left Concubine Lu's residence, she was worried that Lu Huinan would find out that something was wrong, so she immediately sent someone to notify Liu Yu's nanny.

At this time, the middle-aged woman who liked to chatter about nothing was waiting outside, and when she heard someone calling from inside, she quickly opened the curtain and walked in, hugging Liu Yu.

She said with a smile on her face: "Ms. Tai Concubine, this servant will take His Highness out first."

Concubine Lu nodded, and said: "Look carefully, you are His Majesty's nanny, and it is your duty to take care of His Majesty's growth." After speaking, she looked suspiciously at the silent Liu Yu.

Lu Huinan knew that her precious granddaughter didn't like this nanny. Before handing it over to her, the little child started to wriggle around, obviously uncomfortable.

Lu Huinan asked Wang Xianyuan several times whether he should change the nanny for the child, but was distracted by Wang Xianyuan's words, and he was still very unhappy, but he didn't expect his granddaughter to be so obedient today, without any resistance.

The granddaughter's obedience in front of so many people was to save face for her. Concubine Lu didn't care about it after thinking about it. She watched the nanny take her away, and continued to chat with the ladies to promote their relationship.

Liu Yu came out of the room filled with different smells of rouge and gouache, and he was also relieved. He has long been impatient with a group of women talking nonsense like "whose wife is the most beautiful" and "whose wife is unruly" .

The nanny Wang Xianyuan assigned to his "daughter" was named Li. She had no real name since she was born, but her nickname was "Niu'er", which was only called by her parents and brothers, and everyone else called her by their surname on weekdays.

Mrs. Li was walking in the Wuling Palace, but she showed a sneaky and nervous cautiousness like a thief. She first looked around and saw that there was no one around, so she carried Liu Yu to Chu Gong's place and took off her pants.

Liu Yu's complexion was a bit weird, but in fact, Li Shi treats him with due diligence, except that she is too timid and usually nagging, it's not a big problem, but Liu Yu just doesn't like her, let alone Li Shi, He would not like anyone who helped him take off his pants more than eight times a day, or even hate him.

Liu Yu really hates the current time when he can only be manipulated by others, but at this time he really has no other choice. For a baby who is more than one year old, it is fine to be quiet on weekdays. Even if people have doubts, see In the name of the eldest daughter of the Prince of Wuling, he can only be said to be well-behaved and obedient.

But if he did things too far, there would be a problem. The Southern and Northern Dynasties respected ghosts and gods the most. If something went wrong, it was impossible for King Wuling to protect him.

The only solution is for him to grow up quickly. Liu Yu finished the matter as soon as possible. When Li Shi was pulling up her trousers, she heard her muttering in surprise: "There are obviously not many this time, why? Your Highness is making a fuss about coming to have a urinate?"

After hearing these words, Liu Yu was in a better mood. He slightly raised the corners of his lips and gave a sneer—of course it was because of a conspiracy, the bait had already been cast, and it depended on whether the fish would bite the bait.

Mrs. Li was walking back with the eldest daughter of King Wuling in her arms, wanting to give the baby to Concubine Lu to please her. On the way, she passed a large garden. It was the time when spring and summer were transitioning, and a hundred flowers were blooming, and bees and butterflies could be seen everywhere.

Mrs. Li has always hated this kind of thing, and usually twists her body away to avoid it, but she didn't expect that the eldest daughter of Wuling King, who usually reacts calmly to everything, suddenly raised her hand and stretched it out abnormally, she seemed to want to Catch these little things flying in the air.

Mrs. Li was stunned for a moment, and saw that he didn't just grab it once, but instead stretched out his hand to grab one after another, trying to grab one after another. This was the first time since he was born that he showed obvious interest in external things.

Mrs. Li was taken aback, hesitated for a moment, looked down at the little milk baby in her arms who seemed to have a faint smile on her face, which was always cold and stern, and couldn't help seeing it, she turned her head and ordered to stay outside the garden The guard said: "Come here a few people, and help Your Highness to catch a few butterflies."

Mrs. Li's identity is His Majesty's nanny, she can be regarded as a person in the upper middle of the class pyramid, not to mention that she is still holding the only heir of King Wuling in her arms. Naturally, the guards did not dare to neglect, and hurriedly sent two people over.

"His Royal Highness likes these things. You pick a few of the more beautiful ones and help His Highness catch them." Li Shi was also a little rude when speaking. She was usually timid and would not speak to the guards at other palace gates. He dared to be so presumptuous, but he dared to show a little domineering attitude to the lowest guards guarding the garden.

Liu Yu showed a little interest, and found it quite interesting to watch the two burly guards jump up and down and run around chasing the little butterflies.

He has been suppressed a bit too much for more than a year, and he has been accumulating resentment in his heart. At this moment, seeing the two guards in a panic, he calmed down a little.

But those who can get a place in the Wuling King's Palace are not fools. There was a clever guard who had been busy for a long time, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he whispered a few words to his companion, and went out for a while after apologizing to Mrs. Li .

When he came back again, he pinched a long bamboo in his hand. It was split from another bamboo grove after consulting the head of the palace, and there was a paste-like sticky substance on the tip of the bamboo.

"When I was young, I often used this method to catch cicadas on tree trunks with my younger brother." The guard was a little bit like asking for credit, and said something deliberately, and then he devoted himself to the business of catching butterflies again.

Not to mention, this method is indeed much more efficient than two big men catching it with their hands alone, but within half a stick of incense, the guard had already caught a white butterfly with large light blue spots, and the three The size of a knuckle and looks very beautiful.

Mrs. Li personally plucked the butterfly from the tip of the bamboo pole, put it in front of Liu Yu's eyes, shook it back and forth, and said with a smile, "Your Highness, look at this..."

Before she could finish her words, Liu Yu impatiently stretched out his hand to push the butterfly away. Shi Li couldn't help being stunned for a moment. He thought he was no longer interested in butterflies, but he still waved his hand in the air. Hastily urged repeatedly: "Go and catch again, find a few bigger and more beautiful ones."

The guard holding the long bamboo pole nodded loudly in agreement, and was about to turn his head to catch it, but another guard who was hunting butterflies with him suddenly said: "Auntie, look, it seems that what His Highness wants is not butterflies but bees. "

Mrs. Li was taken aback for another moment, and quickly looked intently. Sure enough, Liu Yu would only reach out to grab a bee when it was approaching.

This discovery made it difficult for her for a while. After all, bees are not butterflies, and they have thorns on the back of their buttocks, so they were injured accidentally. As Liu Yu, she would be scolded by Wang Xianyuan even if she was bitten by a mosquito. It was kissed by a bee, and it was no joke.

It's just that Mrs. Li saw that the eldest princess seemed to be really interested in bees, and when she was still in a dilemma, she suddenly heard the guard who discovered the problem just now say: "Auntie, if you are afraid of insects hurting people, why don't you find some insects?" Pack them in bottles and cans."

This is really a good idea. Bottles and cans are all ready-made. King Wuling held a banquet in the front hall, and Concubine Lu held a banquet in the backyard. They all opened wine jars, but King Wuling was on a formal occasion after all. It's not easy to bother, but Liu Yu is Lu Huinan's heart and soul, so it's safer to go there and ask for it.

Just in time to tell the concubine that His Royal Highness has taken a fancy to the bees in the garden and stayed here to play for a while, so as not to worry the old man.

Mrs. Li thought about it for a while, and finally made up her mind. Because there are women in the back, she can only go by herself, but Liu Yu obviously doesn't want to leave. Her eyes swept over the faces of the two guards just now. suffer.

After the short time before, Li felt that the guard holding the bamboo pole was a bit clever, but he was not as stable and reliable as the other one, so he handed Liu Yu to the latter carefully: "Help me look at it first, Your Highness." , I will go to the inner courtyard and find a maid to go in and report, and I will come out immediately, so don't make any mistakes."

When she did go, she returned. When Lu Huinan heard that his granddaughter still had such a hobby, he was surprised and at the same time very supportive, but it was not just Li who came out, Chu Yuan also found an excuse to come out with her. .

The Li family walked all the way, and couldn't help but glance at him. The Chu family was one of the most powerful clans in the Southern Song Dynasty. This time they came here from Yangzhai, Henan, to give King Wuling enough face.

Chu Yuan said that he wanted to go to the front to be with his father, so he naturally had to pass the garden. The two walked for a while, and Chu Yuan stood in the garden without moving his feet. He pointed to the front and said, "Look, isn't that Your Highness?"

Li Shi thought to himself, aren't you talking nonsense, can I not recognize the child I grew up with?However, considering Chu Yuan's status, it was hard to say anything else, so he nodded repeatedly in agreement.

Chu Yuan strode forward, seeing Liu Yubai's chubby little hands waving in the air, he found it interesting, raised his eyebrows and turned his head and said, "Your Highness is really naive."

With a naive look and a naive look, Liu Yu looked at the wine bottle in Li Shi's arms, narrowed his dark eyes slightly, and did not express his displeasure clearly again.

At this time, the guard holding the bamboo pole had already stuck four or five bees with the pole, and quickly took them off and stuffed them in a jar for Mrs. Li, and then continued to work very attentively.

He knew that his performance just now was inferior to that of his companions, and now he wanted to show himself well, so he swung the bamboo pole in his hand with extra vigor, and within a short while, he caught more than a dozen bees and stuffed them into the wine jar one by one.

Feeling that it was almost done, Mrs. Li tentatively handed the wine jar to Liu Yu, and was relieved to see that he seemed to be very happy to take the initiative to take it.

Chu Yuan saw a little milk baby holding a wine jar bigger than his head and turned it over and over again. He was amused by this scene, and moved forward to touch his hair, which felt so good at first sight.

At this time, Li Shi suddenly let out an exclamation. She saw that Liu Yu didn't know how to fumble, and directly took off the thin wine cover, and put her hand in it.

Before she could stop it, she saw Liu Yufei quickly retracted his hand, and the tips of his two short fingers seemed to have a little bit of yellow that belonged to bees.

Liu Yu opened his mouth slightly, and let out a vague and short "ah" sound. As if driven by pain and fright, he raised his hand and subconsciously threw the jar out—directly in the direction of Chu Yuan in front.

Small belly and chicken intestines are his purpose, and revenge is his motto. Liu Yu watched the wine pot smashed on the opponent's forehead, and more than 20 bees surrounded Chu Yuan, so he didn't look at him again. Between his two intact short fat fingers was a bee that had been pinched to death.

He never hurt himself when taking revenge on others. Liu Yu is a person who cherishes his body very much. In his previous life, not only did he not engage in pornography, gambling, and drugs, he didn't even have the habit of smoking and drinking. He was also an extreme ascetic. Dislikes all unnecessary physical contact with other people.

Chu Yuan only felt a large yellow spot in front of his eyes, and the irritated bee showed a lot of aggression, and quickly covered his face with his sleeve.

Li Shi lost her mind for a moment, and she herself was not a person of her own opinion, she was timid, and screamed with limp hands and feet.

The guard holding the bamboo pole saw that he had finally waited for the opportunity he wanted to get ahead, his spirit was shaken, and he rushed forward without saying a word, showing the demeanor of sincerely protecting the lord.

The guard holding Liu Yu reacted completely differently. Without saying a word, he threw off his sleeves to protect Liu Yu in his arms, and he didn't intend to charge upwards, but quickly backed away.

When the bees were out of the possible hunting range, the guards unbuttoned their clothes and protected Liu Yu from head to toe so that nothing leaked.

The field of vision in front of him was covered by the guard uniform, Liu Yu narrowed his eyes, he felt that what he gained today was definitely not a so-called lesson for Chu Yuan to save face, but a useful talent, although it is not considered It is jade in the rough, but it is not rotten wood that cannot be carved.