100 years of professional slag attack

The thing that made Liu Yu heartbroken was very simple. When he looked at the gift list, he had already reached the legendary state of selflessness. His eyes were polite, but his heart felt pain. There was only one thought in his mind-no money, no money!

Liu Yu's own small coffers really don't have much, and his money is tight, and he can't get much money out of it, so he is so poor.

When he was in Wuling earlier, Liu Jun didn't know that his wife's first child actually gave him two sons. When he had Liu Zirong, he didn't pay much attention to his "eldest daughter". Afterwards, another Liu Ziye appeared, who was even more considerate of Liu Yu.

Liu Jun's attitude directly affected Liu Yu's overall status in the Wuling Palace. Although no one dared to bully him, and no one dared to deduct his monthly salary, as a prince's daughter, according to the rules, her own monthly salary was not high. That's a lot.

Wang Xianyuan felt guilty for this "daughter", and really wanted to treat him well to make up for his mistakes back then, but he couldn't do too much on the surface, for fear of attracting Liu Jun's attention.

Lu Huinan loved this "eldest granddaughter" to the bottom of his heart, but she rewarded them with fabrics, purses, and trinkets. Although there were many rewards, the total amount was not much money.

During the time when Chu Yuan went back and forth from Xunyang to Jilongshan, Liu Yixuan's rebellion in Jingzhou had been quelled. Liu Yixuan himself died a miserable death, and the army was disbanded, which did not bring much impact to Liu Jun's rule. shock.

Originally, taking advantage of Liu Yixuan's downfall, the men Liu Yuxian sent to Jingzhou did make a lot of money from it, but the money he made was quickly thrown away by Liu Yu.Now his career has just started, and it is the most expensive time to recruit soldiers and horses.

Furthermore, since Su Tao and his group have already followed him, they must pay their wages, and they cannot let them do it for nothing. There must be extra rewards when the errands are completed. Liu Yu's money is getting less and less. In the scene where gifts are required, I want to pull my hair out and turn my face.

This time I sent gifts to Chu Yuan twice, and he still had to put on airs. The things he sent were all top-notch, and he sent out most of the remaining money in his hand at once, but Liu Yu's heart ached so much that he was born He couldn't show it in front of Su Tao, which made him very depressed, and he kept his face shut for several days.

Liu Yu's performance at this time was like two people when he and Chu Yuan were eating together, so that after being scolded twice, Su Tao murmured in his heart, could it be that His Highness is really interested in the Chu family boy, how to deal with it? When Chu Yan came back, he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear?

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Liu Yuzheng was sitting in the side hall, pretending to chant Buddha, and thinking about how to use his advantage as a traverser to kill all directions, when he heard a knock on the door outside, Wang Gougou's voice came: "Your Highness, Ergou has something to report .”

"Come in." Liu Yu didn't even open his eyes, squinting half asleep.

Holding a booklet in his hand, Wang Gougou turned around and closed the door of the palace, then walked to a place three meters away from him and knelt down: "Your Highness, the Queen's Empress will celebrate her birthday at the beginning of this month—you see ?”

Su Tao couldn't guess why Liu Yu was irritable. Wang Gougou faced him day and night, but he was able to more or less guess it. He knew that what he reported was a ticking time bomb, which could easily annoy Liu Yu.

Sure enough, Liu Yu became quite impatient when he heard it, and waved his hand and said, "It's enough for you to discuss this kind of matter with Er Mao, and you don't need to come to me again..."

"...the second cat asked the second dog to ask you... She felt cold today and dared not go in or out of the Buddhist hall for fear of being displeased by the Buddha, so she asked me to come here." Wang Gougou explained in a low voice.

He felt that it was purely because he was too stupid. Li Ping was obviously pretending to be sick. Yesterday he carried three buckets of water by himself and walked like flying, but today he lay on the bed and pretended to be dead.

However, Wang Gougou agreed so stupidly out of sympathy, but when he heard what he was begging him to do, he immediately understood that he had been duped, so he could only bite the bullet and come to Liu Yu.

Li Ping also had troubles and couldn't tell. She looked through the account books and found that she really had nothing to sell, but Wang Xianyuan celebrated her first birthday this year as a queen. As a child, she must not be ignored. The ceremony is ready.

Liu Yu thought for a while, then looked down at the string of mahogany beads in his hands: "How long will it be before her birthday?"

"About half a month."

This period of time is neither long nor short, and it is enough to say, Liu Yu nodded: "You tell Ermao to make her copy Buddhist scriptures overnight, and tell my mother at the birthday banquet, and she will be in the chicken The cage mountain was burned on the spot."

For Wang Xianyuan, in fact, there is really no need to pay so much attention. Wang Xianyuan is not Liu Jun who likes to put on face and is invisible and greedy for money. , attaches great importance to his son and "daughter" who are still alive.

Given Wang Xianyuan's personality, she really wouldn't take things like giving money to heart, but if it was replaced by a Buddhist scripture written by her own "daughter", the thoughts contained in it would be more valuable than a gift list many.

Liu Yu felt that his idea was really good. Seeing that Wang Gougou responded in a low voice, the corners of his eyes twitched, and he emphasized emphatically: "Remember to make things beautiful, although the palace may not send people down to check, but 99 volumes Buddhist scriptures, you have to write enough, don't let people have something to talk about."

Wang Gougou nodded solemnly, paused for a moment, and suggested, "Your Highness, Ergou is guessing, do you need Ermao to write another eighteen copies and present them to the empress?"

Wang Xianyuan was disheartened during this period, and had already started eating fast and reciting the Buddha's name. Reciting the Buddhist scriptures copied by someone is naturally not as good as reciting the scriptures written by himself, and it seems more sincere.

Liu Yu couldn't help laughing after hearing this, and raised his hand to touch his head: "It's not bad, I left for less than a month before, and now I come back to see, your head has become a lot smarter. "

Wang Gougou's handsome face was flushed red, and he couldn't help rubbing his palm slightly: "Ergou has been asking Ermao and Director Su for advice these days, trying to live up to His Highness's expectations in the future. "

He has always felt a sense of crisis during this period, and he deeply felt that his position could easily be lost. If he continued to be so stupid, he estimated that His Highness would become impatient with him one day.

In particular, the existence of Li Ping and Chu Yuan stimulated Wang Gougou to grow up desperately, and indeed he has received several praises from Su Tao.

The matter was almost settled like this, Wang Gougou stood up and resigned, and ran out to tell Li Ping who had cheated him, that he would find an opportunity to beg her for a little more work and avenge her death.

Liu Yu looked at his happy back, and couldn't help sighing melancholy. It would be great if everyone could fool Wang Xianyuan with worthless Buddhist scriptures when giving gifts on their birthdays. I am also idle, how many Buddhist scriptures cannot be copied down.

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Li Ping received the task from her master and did not rush to write. Although 110 seven Buddhist scriptures were not a small number, she was confident that she could finish copying them within half a month.When she was trained by Su Tao's devil before, she survived the days of not sleeping for several days and exhausting her energy, not to mention writing a few Buddhist scriptures with her wrists.

But the Buddhist scriptures are not easy to write, the first thing you need to pay attention to is to match Liu Yu's handwriting, otherwise others will know that it is a ghostwriter as soon as they read it, and it is really not good to spread it.

Li Ping asked Wang Gougou to find some letters written by Liu Yu himself to read, and put a lot of effort into pondering his technique of applying force when turning his pen, but he also had some insights. It is indeed becoming more and more similar.

Liu Yu looked at the Buddhist scriptures that were brought up every day, and was very satisfied. Li Ping's learning ability is undeniable. She can not only imitate other people's handwriting, but also recite poems to match, which really suits his taste.

Nowadays, when the upper classes gather in the Northern and Southern Dynasties, they all like to drag out some words and sentences. As a girl in name, Liu Yu does not have his turn to socialize on weekdays, but when the royal family gathers, he likes to refer to individuals to write poems. .

This was something that Song Wendi Liu Yilong liked to do in the past, but Liu Yu was still too young at that time, and Liu Yilong didn't make things difficult for him. He only asked his sons and daughters to compose and sing poems.

Liu Jun himself is actually an ignorant and ignorant old man. His own poetry writing level is terrible, but he also likes to be arty, and he still grabs people to compose poems for him when he doesn't understand, and he likes to shake the paper after finishing. Fan commented a few words, and he looked very coquettish.

Liu Yu hadn't experienced such a battle yet, but after reading the description sent by Su Tao's subordinates from Jiankang, he only felt a toothache, what the hell is this.

Liu Yu doesn't have the slightest talent in poetry at all. There are too many things to do on weekdays. He doesn't want to and has no time to work hard on this aspect. Now he happens to have a Li Ping. Liu Yu was very satisfied with the circle, and it was not too embarrassing.

Li Ping hurried, and finally finished all the Buddhist scriptures one day before Wang Xianyuan's birthday. The 110 seven Buddhist scriptures were divided into two stacks, one stack of 99, waiting to be burned on the spot to pray for blessings, and the other ten The eight books were carefully crafted and written by Li Ping. The writing was much more serious than the other 99 books, and the fonts were more beautiful.

Liu Yu was very satisfied. He should have been rewarded logically. He was not rich, but he wanted to make his face swollen to look fat. He gave Li Ping nine heavy golden nails, and left Jilongshan with his shriveled wallet. Jiankang Imperial City.