100 years of professional slag attack

Chu Yuan was naturally drunk, and he was really drunk—after Liu Yu confirmed that the so-called fine wine he brewed was indeed not suitable for human consumption, he directed Su Tao to throw people like garbage into the side room to sleep in. caught.

Liu Yu thought about it for a long time, and felt that it was not yet time to pull Chu Yuan into his camp--damn, a waste who drank some homemade wine and got drunk can easily fail to keep his big secret--well, that's right, He was just venting his anger.

In the end, Liu Yu sorted out the stack of real estate thin papers, and kept all the things that could be used as bank notes for himself, and returned the property of the shop that needed to be worked hard to manage to Wang Xianyuan.

Of course, Liu Yu would not spit out the money he got in a high-spirited way. He just thought it was troublesome and handed it over to Wang Xianyuan for the time being. Anyway, with Wang Xianyuan's character, he couldn't take back the gift he gave out.

Su Tao left Jilong Mountain for a visit to the imperial palace, came back soon, and said with a smile, "Your Highness, please rest assured. According to Hong'er, the maid beside the Empress, the Empress is very happy to receive your entrustment."

Wang Xianyuan felt that this was a good opportunity to get closer to his eldest son. With this stack of account books already considered Liu Yu's personal property, Liu Yu would contact him at least every month to find out about this matter. How is the month doing.

Liu Yu sighed softly, touched his smooth chin and said, "No major events have happened recently, and I always feel that something is missing. Life is inevitably boring."

Su Tao thought for a long time, and managed to pick out a major event: "The emperor gave a marriage to the princess of Nanjun County yesterday, and he chose the second son of the Wang family, and Mr. Chu lost the election."

The princess of Nanjun county was Chu Yuan's favorite candidate, so Liu Yu narrowed his eyes slightly: "So, a hangover may still have a headache when he returns to his residence, and he is about to hear such bad news. "

"... I think that Mr. Chu may not think this is a bad thing." Su Tao said softly.Chu Yuan's age is really not too young, but now he has not mentioned marriage. Does Liu Jun really want to marry a son as a daughter?

When he spoke, his expression was very wrong, because he expected that he would probably be scolded or even beaten by Liu Yu, Su Tao couldn't help but scolded himself in his heart for being cheap and immoral, but after he finished speaking, he waited anxiously For a long time, Liu Yu did not speak. When he looked up, he saw Liu Yu looking at him expressionlessly.

Su Tao was almost scared to pee by this expression, he couldn't help shivering, and forced a smile that wasn't too distorted: "Does Your Highness have any other orders?"

"Get lost." Su Tao liked to gossip from the very beginning, and Liu Yu was well aware of his bad habits, so he didn't bother to waste any more energy scolding him.

——The main reason is that he himself is not sure what Liu Jun, a tough guy, is thinking.

Calculating the age, I am nine years old this year, and Chu Yuan is almost twenty, and it is impossible to delay it for three years.Liu Yu was quite melancholy, is it true that he really wants to usurp the throne in these three years?The success rate is really low.

No matter how you say it, he will definitely not wear a red wedding dress to marry himself out of nowhere. Liu Yu plans to start preparations formally from today, so he can't be caught off guard.

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Liu Yu stayed on the top of Jilong Mountain for three years under the name of concentrating on worshiping the Buddha. After waiting for three years, he even had time to keep filial piety for his parents. No amount of filial piety should be enough.Liu Jun decided to take his son back.

Liu Yu stayed in Jilong Mountain for three years, and Chu Yuan stayed with him for two and a half years. After the second half of the year, Chu Yuan returned to Jiankang City and found an official position.

Liu Yu heard in a daze that this person was favored by Emperor Wu of the Song Dynasty Liu Jun, and it was said that he was promoted very quickly, but he let it go and didn't take it seriously.

During this period of time, Liu Yu only pretended to be the princess of Shanyin when dealing with the troops sent by Liu Jun and acting in front of Chu Yuan. On weekdays, he usually pretended to be Liu Zirong, quietly under Liu Jun's eyelids. Develop your own power under the ground.

Through these three years, he has completely gathered Su Tao and his men, and at the same time got in touch with the group of Lei Cizong's disciples who are still alive.

Liu Yu didn't tell the group of Confucian disciples what his replacement identity was, but he got acquainted with them as a younger generation by some chance. Speaking to outsiders, he always said that he was a declining branch of the Liu royal family.

The Liu family has a characteristic of giving birth to children, that is, they are born vigorously before they can't do it. Every generation of emperors has many princes and princesses, let alone princes and princes. Can't count at all.

Liu Yu felt that it was completely acceptable for him to take up a person's name. Anyway, those stubborn old people couldn't figure out whether there was such a person as "Liu Yinian" in the world.

——That's right, in order to express his dissatisfaction with Liu Jun in his heart, Liu Yu deliberately mentioned two generations to himself, and he became Liu Jun's uncle generation by birth.

After Su Tao knew this, he deeply felt that Liu Yu was too narrow-minded, and he insisted on finding a place in this kind of place.

Liu Yu occupies the mountain alone and is the king, and he is the boss on Jilong Mountain. He lives very comfortably. If he returns to Jiankang, he will suddenly be oppressed by the three mountains of the emperor, the emperor's mother, and the emperor's wife. Maybe the emperor and his concubine will come to pick things up, and the standard of living will definitely be greatly reduced.

He didn't want to pack up his things and go back, but Liu Jun directly issued a decree to urge him to go back as soon as possible. He couldn't disobey the decree. Liu Yu discussed with Su Tao and asked him to choose the right person to be stationed in Jilong Mountain. Don't lose your existing foundation.

He himself was not happy to watch Wang Gougou pack Yiying Xunruan and prepare to take it away, and said: "Remember what I told you before? There is a storm in Jiankang City, once someone rushes towards me..."

Wang Gougou tied the bag firmly on his face, nodded and said, "I'll kick him away with one kick, and I will definitely be ruthless and kill him with one kick."

Liu Yu was still very satisfied with this answer, and after thinking for a while, he added: "Don't be so ruthless when you see everyone. If you see the queen or the queen mother, kicking them away is enough. At most, you will twist your waist and fall!" Ass, if you really kick it out, it's not good."

Wang Gougou nodded and said: "Your Highness, you can rest assured that I will definitely behave properly... Don't kill the women. After listening to your order later, just kill the men directly?"

Liu Yu reckoned that Liu Jun was definitely not willing to jump up and hug him and cry bitterly to express his longing for the three years he hadn't seen each other, so he nodded in agreement with Wang Gougou's words: "Well, that's it."

He was deeply moved by Wang Xianyuan and Lu Huinan's crying skills——Lu Huinan is lucky to say that several grandchildren have been born in the palace in recent years, so Lu Huinan probably doesn't care much about him now. , but Wang Xianyuan will definitely cry when he sees him, and he can't stop it no matter what.

As someone else's son, Liu Yu naturally couldn't stretch his legs to kick his mother in the past - no matter how much he thought in his heart, this kind of situation naturally required relying on the almighty King Dog.

Wang Gougou deeply felt the weight of the burden on his shoulders. He was restless all the way, rehearsed it dozens of times in his heart, and kept telling himself that this time he must not disappoint His Highness's expectations of him. .

As soon as he entered the palace, the first thing Liu Yu saw was not Wang Xianyuan who was crying and rushing towards him, nor Lu Huinan wiping his tears with a handkerchief, but Princess Chujiang with a dark face.

"Yo, hello, Tanggu." Liu Yu's eyelids twitched slightly, realizing that the other party's arrogance was clearly coming to provoke him, and he sneered in his heart.

Princess Chujiang—the current Concubine Yin Shu had already prepared a belly full of provocative words, and she felt that she could deal with all the contempt like a storm—but the cruel fact is that she was stunned by Liu Yu's understated greeting. Choked.

Damn, it's fine if you don't know that cousins ​​are not allowed to marry, don't you know that now your father regards me as the daughter of the merchant Yin's family to stop the world's mouths?

Princess Chujiang looked at him for a long time before realizing that he should answer, otherwise he would be too weak.She opened her mouth and was about to speak when she suddenly heard Liu Yu say the second sentence: "My cousin has become more and more radiant after not seeing her for a few years, maybe it's because of the water and soil in the palace."

Princess Chujiang fell silent again. When Liu Yilong was still there, the other three sisters who followed her were also raised in the palace.

Therefore, there is no question of whether the water and soil in the palace can support people. Princess Chujiang reckons that Liu Yu should also know this, so what he said is not discussing the geomantic omen of the imperial city, but ridiculing her for clinging to the powerful and wanting skin shameless.

——Just kidding, how can an 11-year-old dead child have such skills?Princess Chujiang almost burst into tears. She has been used to bullying the soft persimmon Wang Xianyuan in the palace for the past few years. As a result, she obviously underestimated the combat effectiveness of Wang Xianyuan's next generation, Liu Yu. She was satirized at the first meeting. Incomplete.

Liu Yu waited for her for three seconds, but he didn't see her continue talking, and he didn't bother to wait any longer. He walked around her and walked to Wang Xianyuan's bedroom, leaving Princess Chujiang alone, neither retreating nor standing in embarrassment. There.