100 years of professional slag attack

Liu Yu's original plan was to first tell Chu Yuan that he was not a woman, test his reaction, and see if this person could be used for himself.

He has already thought about the follow-up measures. If Chu Yuan can't accept it and insists on yelling out, then Liu Yu can only take extraordinary measures. Before Chu Yuan makes his secret public Kill directly.

But looking at the current situation, Chu Yuan not only accepted it, but also accepted it very calmly.

If this was normal, Liu Yu would definitely praise him for his strong psychological quality, but no normal person would be able to accept that someone who has had a crush on him for more than ten years would be a pure man of the same gender.

Liu Yu really felt that Chu Yuan's reaction was very wrong. After drinking the wine and sending him away, he beckoned and called Li Ping: "Find someone to follow him, and see if Mr. Chu can't think of it." Something stupid happened, we must stop him."

Li Ping understood the meaning of this sentence, and naturally said that if Chu Yuan publicized this matter, he should kill him in time, nodded and said: "Your Highness, you can rest assured, Ermao understands."

This is why Liu Yu dared to confess to Chu Yuan at this time of year. Everyone knows that the son of the Chu family has been reluctant to marry a wife and have children because of Princess Shanyin. In Jiankang City, it is rumored that Princess Shanyin is going to marry the He family. At the time of the young master, if Mr. Chu couldn't think about it for a while and wiped his neck, it would make sense.

Li Ping took the order and left, leaving Liu Yu alone in a daze. After thinking for a long time, he still couldn't figure it out, so he could only keep this matter in his heart for the time being.

It would be fine if that was the case, but the key was that Li Ping came back that night and told him that everything was normal for Chu Yuan, that he should eat, drink, sleep, and didn't show any discomfort at all.

The strange feeling in Liu Yu's heart became more and more serious, but he didn't dwell on this for too long. Liu Jun soon heard about it and called him over to ask about it.

Liu Yu immediately put Chu Yuan's slightly abnormal situation behind him, and concentrated on dealing with Liu Jun who was suffering from illness.

Liu Jun himself had a pig-headed face according to the standards of the Liu Song royal family, which did not conform to the aesthetics of this world. Now that his long face was stretched, it looked even more ugly.

Liu Yu really didn't want to talk to him, but the emperor asked him in person, so of course he couldn't let him not answer, so Liu Yu could only speak slowly: "I just had a friendship with Mr. Chu who spent three years on Jilong Mountain in the past. , the two of us are called brothers and sisters, thinking that we may not be so close in the future, so we want to get together once, with all our hearts."

What he said made Liu Jun feel very guilty. He was very comfortable being served last night, so he obeyed the princess Chujiang's pillow style and agreed to betroth his eldest princess to He Jian.

Thinking about how I hinted to Liu Yu back then that he was going to marry Chu Yuan in the future, but now he has to go back on his word temporarily, it's no wonder that he feels uncomfortable.

For the first time, Liu Jun had a self-reflection, and felt that this matter seemed to be that he had broken his promise.Talking is not enough, so he coughed uncomfortably, and comforted him: "It's okay, since Yu'er and Tongyan are sincere, and since you are called brothers and sisters, if you don't swore to be brothers and sisters, it's all for you friendship."

After hearing these words, Liu Yu really felt that Liu Jun's brain was not enough, and why did he talk about sworn brothers and sisters? After all, he was still a serious eldest princess in name, how could he casually swore a sworn brother to a courtier like Chu Yuan?This stuff is no joke.

What's more, if Chu Yuan really became the eldest princess' god-brother, the emperor would still be in charge. If it weren't for the fact that they were not of the same age, most likely they would have thought that Chu Yuan was Liu Jun's illegitimate son.

What the hell is this shit? Liu Yu didn't want to agree. Considering Liu Jun's character, he couldn't say it clearly, so he could only pick up sticky words and say: "Father is joking, since we are destined to have nothing to do, then forget it." , there is no need to break the thread, it will only increase the trouble."

Liu Jun looked at him with deep meaning, and said with a smile: "Yu'er, the so-called brothers and sisters, there are real brothers and sisters who are brothers and sisters, and naturally there are also brothers and sisters who are affectionate. It is just for convenience in the future that you are asked to be relatives."

After he finished speaking, he was afraid that Liu Yu would not be able to understand what he said, so he deliberately added: "You are still young now, when you grow up, you will naturally understand what I mean."

Liu Yu didn't understand at all, he understood it from the very beginning, and seeing the slightly narrow and weird smile on Liu Jun's face, he was furious in his heart.

What Liu Jun meant was that he would marry He Jian for the time being, and at worst he would maintain an underground lover relationship with Chu Yuan in the future-damn, this is what a father said to his child, Liu Jun was even more shameless than he imagined.

No wonder this person can not only pull his own cousin into the harem, but also bring the minister's wife to bed. The level of shamelessness is also high-end.

Liu Jun paused for a while, and said again: "This kind of situation is not uncommon nowadays, and it has become a common practice. You don't have to worry too much. You should enjoy yourself when you are alive."

Liu Yu really wanted to slap him directly. Considering his status at this time, he pretended to be stunned for a while, and said in a low voice: "Father also knows what's going on with the child, how can he compare with others."

This is also something that Liu Yu has been wondering for the past few days. Liu Jun knows that he is actually a man. Under such circumstances, he said that he wants to marry Chu Yuan. maybe.

However, Liu Jun was blown by Princess Chujiang and wanted to marry him to a man he didn't know before. The risk he took was a bit too great, and he didn't ask He Ji if he wanted to marry If a man becomes his wife, if this matter gets out, the reputation of the entire Liu Song royal family will be ruined.

Liu Jun obviously thought of a countermeasure for this, and said with a smile: "Don't worry about my son, what kind of family the He family is, and being able to marry the princess is already satisfied, so don't worry about it too much."

Are you a fool?After marrying, they have to consummate the house. When they see that the princess is actually the prince, they may not be satisfied. This is not marriage at all, it is enmity.

Liu Jun didn't wait for Liu Yu to open his mouth, he laughed and said: "I have already told He Aiqing at noon today that the princess has an unspeakable illness, I'm afraid it will be difficult for the family to spread out, please bear with me."

This sentence made Liu Yu stunned for a long time, Xin Dao, how can the medical skills of this era be so good, can a woman know in advance if she can give birth and get her pulse?

What's more, not being able to have children and not being able to consummate the house are two different concepts, and it seems that they can't solve the current predicament.

With such doubts in his mind, he returned to his Xi Li Palace, and after thinking for a long time, he couldn't figure it out, but when he raised his eyes, he saw Wang Gougou looking at him, hesitant to speak.

Wang Gougou sent him to the main hall earlier, when Liu Jun talked with Liu Yu, Wang Gougou was waiting outside, with his hearing ability, he should have heard the conversation in the main hall clearly.

Liu Yu's spirit was shaken, thinking that maybe his thinking had gone into a dead end and he couldn't figure it out. Seeing Wang Gougou's reaction, he already figured it out.

The reaction was half a beat slower than Wang Gougou's, which made Liu Yu a little embarrassed, but he still said: "Just say what you have to say, there is no need to hesitate like this."

Wang Gougou got the promise to speak, but he still looked awkward, as if he didn't know how to speak, and finally whispered after a long time: "Your Highness grew up in a wealthy family, I'm afraid I have never heard of it. There is a kind of woman who is also known as Stone Girl."

Not to mention, in fact Liu Yu has heard of this title, but he really didn't hear it in this life, he heard it in his previous life and knew what Stone Girl refers to.

——To put it a little vulgarly, this kind of woman really can't consummate the house, because she doesn't even have a slot, Liu Yu roughly understands what Liu Jun is thinking, but this does not prevent the anger in his heart from gathering more and more , I didn't even care about this to Wang Gougou, and scolded: "Is there something wrong with that idiot's brain? He actually said to his courtiers that his daughter is a stone girl? How could he want it?"

To be honest, it took a lot of effort for Liu Jun to come up with such a reason, but a normal father would never be able to think of such a way.

If he really married, what would the He family think of him? Liu Yu felt hairy all over when he thought about it, he slapped the table and stood up: "Call Su Tao in."

Su Tao can't just call out if he wants to. He has serious errands and is a man. It is impossible for him to still be in the palace at this time of year.

Liu Yu didn't call Su Tao, but called Li Ping who was waiting outside. Li Ping poked her head and saw that her master was in a terrible mood, so she hurriedly said, "Your Highness, what are your orders?"

She actually wanted to add that it's okay, don't be so angry. Generally speaking, as long as Liu Yu meets Liu Jun that day, he will naturally become in a bad mood. She and Wang Gougou both know this.

It's just that looking at Liu Yu's reaction at this time, it didn't look like he was angry normally, he was so angry that he was shaking all over, Li Ping didn't dare to say anything else, so he could only bow his head and wait for his orders.

"You can't kill Liu Jun or Chu Jiang in a short time, so it shouldn't be difficult to kill He Ji?"

Li Ping felt hairy all over, and said tentatively: "Your Highness, do you need Ermao to do it within a few days?"

"The sooner the better, the matter must be settled before the marriage decree comes down." After Liu Yu finished speaking, seeing that Li Ping had accepted the order without any objection and was about to leave, suddenly his heart moved, and he waved his hand to stop him. Stopped, "No, forget it, let him go, don't meddle in it."

Li Ping really didn't want to get involved in such a matter, hearing this, Liu Yu bowed his head, not knowing what he was thinking, and hurriedly backed out.