100 years of professional slag attack

Li Ping sent the news that since the edict of the marriage was issued, Chu Yuan was getting drunk with wine every day, expressing his feelings for the moon, and seemed extremely melancholy.

Liu Yu was very puzzled when he heard that, since Chu Yuan already knew that he was a man, even if he married him, it was just a way to slow down the army. It could buy Liu Yu a lot of time, and there was no such thing as losing his virginity, so why did it make Chu Yuan feel uncomfortable? into this?

He still doesn't know that what he said at the beginning made Chu Yuan's whole mind go astray, and he couldn't figure it out after thinking for a long time, so he could only shake his head and let go of this question, frowning and asked: "How is the matter going?" How is it?"

Li Ping's face was red with excitement, and she nodded heavily: "Don't worry, Your Highness, Ermao has already arranged everything properly. After you marry into the He family for a year, you can fake your death and completely get rid of your status as a princess of Shanyin." .”

Liu Yu was very satisfied with this, nodded and said: "Let Su Tao prepare well, he only has one year left, and it's up to him to make things happen. Wealth and prosperity are just around the corner, and Director Su has never been sure about it." A person who doesn't take chances."

This sentence was said to encourage his subordinates, but it actually contained a little bit of dissatisfaction with Su Tao, a little accusing him of treachery, and being a fool who likes to play tricks on the wind. My own hint, even after the matter is done, I am the master's number one servant.

——Liu Yu's suspicious personality made him definitely not trust Su Tao [-]%.

Li Ping slightly twitched the corners of her lips to make an inconspicuous smile. Seeing that Wang Gougou was clinging to Liu Yu and pouring him tea, she felt that the atmosphere between the two was just right, so she stood up and said goodbye tactfully. leave.

Liu Yu stared at her back for a while, and said with a smile: "I still remember that when I first met Li Ping, I was actually very surprised. It took three years to find her weakness in character. Such a person It can be entrusted to great use."

In fact, Li Ping does not have much expectations for rights. She is a woman after all, and there are still very soft elements in her personality, but Li Ping's personal ability exceeds Su Tao alone. She is grateful to Su Tao for putting herself While cultivating talents, I also feel that Su Tao should not have a higher personal status than her.

This is a proud and invincible man.

Liu Yu smiled lightly, looked at the wine in the glass, and was in a good mood: "I will be able to leave this ghost palace soon, and then get rid of the damned identity of 'Princess Shanyin'."

It only takes another year to be free. It is very difficult for him not to express anger and anger, and the eyes he looks at Wang Gougou are also very soft.

Wang Gougou's heart jumped into thunder, and he leaned forward and said softly: "Congratulations, Your Highness."

Liu Yu waved his hand: "Didn't you ask me before, why did you marry He Ji?"

With Liu Yu's character, this is indeed a big insult, but it's okay to think about it, his current ability is really not enough to fight Liu Jun, and a hasty coup can only ruin his efforts for so many years. once.

Half of ambition is patience, of course Liu Yu can wait.

In fact, Wang Gougou was not very interested in this question. He asked Liu Yu specifically to express his loyalty, but it was rare for Liu Yu to confide in him today. Of course he had to cooperate, and said with a smile : "Ergou is stupid. After thinking about it for two months, I still can't figure it out. I hope His Highness will clarify it."

Liu Yu said calmly: "Of course it's because death in the palace is prone to accidents. Why don't you go outside? Even if you really die, no one will investigate."

He deliberately had a bad relationship with Princess Chujiang, and Princess Chujiang wished that he would die on the same day. If Liu Yuzhen died not long after marrying into the He family, Princess Chujiang was clapping his hands to applaud him, It will definitely prevent Liu Jun from investigating this matter in depth.

After all, Liu Yu's current princess son-in-law was recommended by Princess Chujiang. If He Ji really had any unclear connection with the death of the princess, Princess Chujiang would also be involved.

Liu Yu felt that although this person was stupid, he couldn't even solve this kind of thing, so he further explained: "It's just a transfer station anyway, I have to make things perfect, and I can't let anyone know that the future emperor 'Liu Zirong' used to be a girl, so she couldn't marry Chu Yuan, Chu Jiang hoped that I would suffer in the He family, so that it would be easier for me to die early."

In fact, it was the first time Wang Gougou heard that there were still such ways and means, and he felt a little bit at a loss, but he didn't show it, and said with a smile, "Your Highness is extremely thoughtful about things, Ergou really admires him."

This sentence is usually said by Li Ping often, and Wang Gougou has eavesdropped countless times with his ears up. Now with Li Ping's usual indifferent smile, he pretends to learn it by comparing gourds and ladles.

Liu Yu hated iron and said: "Your brain is full of straws. How can such a simple flattery make you speak like you are constipated?"

Wang Gougou was very sad. As a person in this world, he actually didn't know what "constipation" meant, but listening to Liu Yu's voice, he knew that he must be unhappy.

His ears are good and his eyes are good, but his brain is not good and his mouth is not good, and he can't even say good things. He had memorized Li Ping's rhetoric and thought he could finally flatter Liu Yu once. It's so sad to think of being treated with a storm of disdain because of the wrong facial expression.

He lowered his head and wept, crying like an angry little daughter-in-law. Liu Yu was quite happy to see him crying in the rain, and he smiled and waved: "Come here, let me tell you thing."

Could it be that I was destined to be crushed under Li Ping's bastard in this life, and couldn't surpass her?Why, in terms of time, he is the one who has been with His Highness the longest.

Although Wang Gougou was very sad, he didn't dare to disobey Liu Yu's intention, and obediently came over, but Liu Yu pointed his face and pinched him forcefully.

This kind of action was really intimate, Wang Gougou was stunned for a moment, he even forgot to cry, he opened his mouth wide and looked at Liu Yu stupidly.

As a result, Liu Yu changed his expression immediately after pinching someone, and wiped his hands on Wang Gougou's clothes with disgust: "The tears or snot that stained my hands are so disgusting, you are so disgusting, why don't you wipe them off quickly?" clean?"

Wang Gougou was even more aggrieved when he heard it, how could it be tears, who would cry with snot running down his cheeks?This difficulty is also a little too big.

He wiped his face with red eyes and continued to choke. It took him a long time to realize that Liu Yu was just teasing him. up.

Wang Gougou secretly stuck out his tongue, feeling quite proud in his heart. He felt that being able to come this far with His Highness showed that he was still closer than Li Ping in His Highness's heart. Er Gou help you squeeze your shoulders and beat your back?"

Liu Yu suffered from severe frozen shoulder in his previous life, and he pays special attention to it in this life, enjoying at least one hour of full-body massage from Wang Gougou every day.

He nodded, and Wang Gougou rolled up his sleeves to help him beat his back with great hospitality, and also paid attention to serving him tea and water and delivering melons and fruits from time to time.

Liu Yu is a person who attaches great importance to enjoyment, and he is quite comfortable being served - Wang Gougou has indeed put a lot of effort into his personal preferences - so he said for the first time: "Didn't you always want to Say something nice to me? Let me recommend one to you, which is just right for you."

Wang Gougou's face was red and his eyes sparkled when he heard this. Although Li Ping's words were always in line with Liu Yu's wishes, no matter how he liked them, it was not as good as the one proposed by the flatterer to suit Liu Yu's appetite.

He swallowed, he couldn't believe that such a big pie fell from the sky to him, he was shaking with excitement, seeing Liu Yu frowned impatiently, afraid of missing this opportunity, he hurriedly said: "Please, Your Highness Give me a word."

But Liu Yu glanced at him unwillingly, and said slowly: "It's no wonder that Director Su calls you stupid than the second cat every day, your brain is not as good as others - I'll give you an opinion, don't you just Listening so stupidly with your ears open, why don't you show anything else?"

What he meant was that Wang Gougou listened to him, don't stop serving him, and continue to massage him.

Unexpectedly, Wang Gougou suddenly thought about it, misunderstood his meaning, nodded heavily, and hurriedly stood up from the futon: "Er Gou is stupid, Er Gou is damned, Er Gou is going to burn incense and bathe, and fast for three days , wash your ears and eyes clean, and then listen to your teachings!"

This kid's IQ was so low that it broke through the limit of human beings. Liu Yu was very amused in his heart, but he didn't show it. He neither raised his head nor nodded, and calmly lowered his head to drink tea from his teacup.

Wang Gougou took this reaction as acquiescence, turned his head and left without saying a word, seeing the dancing appearance, he was extremely happy.

Liu Yu squinted at his back for a long time, but it was rare for him to reflect on his actions during this period of time.

Because of some special needs, he always likes to say half-and-half when speaking, which makes it difficult for ordinary people to understand what he means. It seems that he has to find a way to correct it in the future, otherwise for Wang Gougou, every time Hearing the order, I am afraid that I will think wrong.

Thinking of this, he paused for a while while holding the teacup, and a little thought flashed in his dark phoenix eyes—by analogy, maybe that idiot Chu Yuan also misunderstood what he meant?