100 years of professional slag attack

As soon as Liu Jun heard that Liu Yu wanted a few eunuchs to serve him—generally princesses are not worthy of eunuchs, but the king dog next to Liu Yu is actually out of order, but Liu Jun is still right. The son raised as a daughter felt a little guilty, and he didn't get rid of it.

It's just that one can turn a blind eye and get past it. You, a "daughter's family", get married without a maid, and you have to bring groups of eunuchs--eunuchs are not a joke, many harem and underworld Involved in this special species that is neither male nor female.

Before Liu Jun made a decision in his heart, he heard Princess Chujiang smiled and said: "The princess is joking, if you want to put on a show and bring a dozen or so palace maids, don't the He family dare to be contemptuous? Why do you have to bring the eunuch there, you don't have to let people talk about it."

"That won't work, the maid is soft and not interesting at all." Liu Yu said expressionlessly.

What he said was very awkward to listen to. Liu Jun was full of dirty thoughts, and he thought about it all of a sudden, clapping his hands and laughing: "Okay, okay, since my son likes eunuchs, then you can choose ten pleasing ones." past."

Liu Jun knew that his child was a son and not a daughter. Unexpectedly, Liu Yu was born to love boys. After hearing this, Emperor Song Wu felt very interesting, so he agreed.

Damn, this person's brain really doesn't work. Before, he refused to agree because of the rules, but now I hinted in a wretched place, and you immediately agreed. What kind of nonsense is this?Liu Yu deeply felt that Liu Jun's head was stuffed like a lump, the dirty old man was really disgusting, and he just wanted to put someone on his bed, so he agreed calmly: "Thank you, Father."

After Liu Yu finished speaking, he looked at Chu Jiang cautiously and restrainedly, and let out a low laugh.

Princess Chujiang, who received his sneering attack, did not expect that he would lose with Liu Jun's backing, and the key point was that his protector actually ran to speak for the dead child. All he could say was Liu Jun's The brain circuit was so weird that even Chu Jiang didn't fully figure it out.

After Liu Yu achieved his goal, he didn't want to stay any longer. He was not interested in following the two people to perform the drama of family harmony, so he immediately bid farewell.

He walked forward for a while, and felt that there was something wrong with the voice behind him. He turned his head and saw that Wang Gougou was wiping tears secretly, and asked with a frown, "Are you sick again?"

Wang Gougou is a bag of tears, whenever he is bullied or stimulated by Li Ping, he likes to "Patta Papa" and run with tears. Liu Yu is not used to it, so he doesn't bother to comfort him.

Wang Gougou's eyes were red, and he whispered softly, "Your Highness, don't you want Ergou?"

Liu Yuxin said that if it weren't for your good ears, nose and eyes, I would have wanted to return the product a long time ago, but I didn't say this, and snorted softly: "Speak directly, don't beat around the bush."

"Could it be that Ergou didn't serve him well? Your Highness never likes to be close to people. Why do you need to ask the emperor for more people?" Wang Gougou was really sad. I should have already understood my preferences, but I didn't expect to be hit so hard when I turned my head.

"What are you talking nonsense about? Don't show up if you don't have a good brain." Liu Yu didn't want to talk to him, lost a word and continued walking.

But Wang Gougou stopped his tears immediately, turned his tears into a smile, and ran behind his ass.Hearing that Liu Yu wants these people to have other uses, although Wang Gougou can't figure out what is the use, but he also understands that Liu Yu will not lie to him on this kind of issue.

It seemed that his current opponent was only Li Ping, who defeated the stinky cat, and his second dog was His Highness's most trusted confidant.Wang Gougou's face was flushed, and he sketched in his mind the glorious scene of himself lying on the ground, beating Liu Yu's legs and pinching his feet, and running out of his mouth full of beautiful words to flatter him, the corners of his mouth couldn't stop rising.

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Liu Yu called Su Tao to him that night, and said in a low voice, "I have already obtained an oral order from Liu Jun, and he agreed to let me take thirty eunuchs out of the palace to He Mansion."

The IQs of Su Tao and Wang Gougou are not at the same level at all. After a moment of pondering, he understood Liu Yu's meaning, and said seriously: "Don't worry, Your Highness, the young one will definitely pick someone with good skills to send to him. Make sure His Highness Safety."

"It doesn't have to be a rough person with brute force. One or two of that kind of person is enough. The second cat you sent is very useful. Put more people in the group of eunuchs who can do side jobs. It might be of great use in the future." Liu Yu warned.

It took Su Tao three seconds to match "Ermao" with Li Ping. He remembered that he was really shocked by the name when he heard it for the first time, and he still hasn't gotten used to it.

However, Su Tao didn't struggle with this issue for a long time. He quickly came back to his senses and replied with a smile: "Yes, I know."

In fact, he was a little worried. If you want people with high martial arts skills, it’s okay to say, but if you have high vision, you still have to be unorthodox. People like Li Ping were taught by Su Tao after a lot of effort, didn’t they? So easy to find.

Su Tao felt that the task was difficult, but he didn't dare to say it outright, thinking that it was really impossible, so he tried to find a way to make up for it.

Liu Yu saw that although his attitude was correct when he replied, he vaguely showed embarrassment. After thinking about it for a while, he understood Su Tao's embarrassment, and pointed out: "Don't be too embarrassing, thirty people is not a small number, I want these people Just in case, if you don't have 30 people on hand, there's no need to make up the numbers."

After a short pause, Liu Yu thought about his evaluation of Liu Jun's IQ in the morning, and added with lingering fear: "The key is to use your brain well, and loyalty is the first choice."

Su Tao looked at the pale gray color on his cheeks—this kind of expression will only appear when Liu Yu thinks of the best of the Liu family—sneaked in his heart, and replied with a serious face: "Yes. , the little one knows."

After so many years of running-in, Su Tao found that Liu Yu has become more and more humane, no longer as unkind as when he first met, and now when assigning tasks, sometimes he will specifically tell him a few words, It made Su Tao feel a little flattered.

He knelt down for a while, and seeing that Liu Yu didn't seem to have any other orders, he said in a low voice: "Your Highness, the tasks you ordered three years ago have almost been done. Successfully climbed up to a Northern Wei dignitary."

Liu Yu's eyes flashed, and he paid unprecedented attention to this sentence: "Really?"

It was the first time for Su Tao to see him care so much about a matter. When Liu Yu mentioned that he was asking him to find a way to insert nails for the spies in the Northern Wei Dynasty, he spoke in a very casual manner, which made Su Tao think it was not important. matter.

In fact, it was mainly because Liu Yu didn't think that Su Tao's men were capable of doing this, so he casually mentioned that the Northern Wei Dynasty and the Southern Song Dynasty had been at odds for a long time. It's really not easy, at least it depends on five points of luck.

Su Tao replied: "It's like this. That dignitary is a close confidant of Tuoba Tao's younger brother Tuoba Shou, so he can still speak to his superiors."

Tuoba Tao was the third emperor of the Northern Wei Dynasty, Emperor Taiwu. He was an outstanding cavalry commander throughout the Northern and Southern Dynasties.To be honest, he is also the emperor, he is really not on the same level as Liu Jun.

Liu Yu didn't answer for a long time after listening, touched the Buddhist beads on his wrist, and said lightly: "This line must not be broken, it is too hasty to act now, you send someone to send some gold and silver jewelry over there, Build a good relationship with Tuoba Shou."

Su Tao took the lead.

Liu Yu tapped on the handrail, thought for a while, and said slowly: "During the Jingzhou Rebellion, how did the training of the group of orphans I asked you gather?"

"There are hundreds or dozens of people available. According to your instructions, we will select smart and capable people, and focus on cultivating their loyalty." Su Tao has never figured out what Liu Yunong and his group want to do.

One can't write and two can't fight, that is, according to Liu Yu's words, if you can read and understand the account book after handing in a few words, it will count. It may not be useful in this era.

Even if Liu Yu's own shop and farm needed only six or seven managers, he ended up raising 100 people, and he really couldn't figure out what they were doing.

Liu Yu is quite satisfied with this result. It was a surprise to receive such a large amount of help before he usurped the throne. It just so happened that he was about to leave the palace, so he could justifiably submit to Wang Xianyuan and hand over Liu Yu's previous troubles to him. The batch of property she was entrusted with will be returned.

The reason why the Southern and Northern Dynasties are called the Southern and Northern Dynasties is that the change of each regime and dynasty is not the theme of this era, and the focus of historians' research has never been which son killed the emperor and Laozi succeeded to the throne, but the crusade between different regimes that existed in the same period overwhelmed.

The Tuoba royal family of the Northern Wei Dynasty was of Xianbei origin, and most of the country's army was cavalry, brave and good at fighting, full of aggressiveness, and it may not be possible to please the Southern Song Dynasty.

Liu Yu is not a person who is so naive as to believe that the Northern Wei Dynasty and the Southern Song Dynasty can always coexist peacefully. He believes that sooner or later there will be a shocking war between the two.

According to the progress of history, it might not happen in this era, but Liu Yu thought, why not take advantage of his time to pass through, and solve the Northern Wei Dynasty together.