100 years of professional slag attack

Liu Yu looked down at the bright red wedding dress on his body, twitched the corners of his mouth in disgust and contempt, and without saying a word, lifted off the hijab covering his head, and looked left and right.

Xi Po was holding jujubes, lotus seeds, etc., and was waiting beside the Xi bed with a smile on her face. Her task was very simple, that is, after He Ji came in and drank the Hebei wine and officially sent it to the bridal chamber, there was nothing for her to do.

Xi Niang was waiting patiently, but when she suddenly saw that the bride had even lifted her hijab, she was really shocked, she opened her mouth wide and looked at him in amazement.

After tossing around for a whole day, he woke up before dawn in the morning, and he was not allowed to eat. Liu Yu was hungry, so he didn't care what the other party thought, so he grabbed a handful of red dates from the plate and stuffed them into his mouth.

At this time, Xi Po came back to her senses, concealed her surprise, and said with a smile on her face: "Your Highness, you have to wait for the son-in-law to finish greeting the guests outside before we can meet."

Liu Yu was not interested in seeing He Ji at all, he just lowered his head and ate his food by himself.

Xi Niang obviously wants to say more, but she is used to observing words and expressions, and she can see at a glance that Liu Yu's desire to talk is infinitely close to zero, so she can only laugh and say: "The princess doesn't know something, since Mr. He learned that he will be lucky to marry After hearing your news, I am so happy that I can't close my mouth from ear to ear."

Everyone in the world knows that Princess Shanyin's allocation to the He family is a low marriage, Xi Niang expected that it is very normal for him to be unhappy, but you have already married in now, and if you make a small temper, you will not be able to live with yourself.

She muttered in her heart that this princess really doesn't know how to bend and stretch. After a few words of persuasion, Liu Yu was not moved at all. He ate half a plate of jujubes by himself, and went to grab some snacks on the table.

It stands to reason that the bride can't do this, she should sit on the edge of the bed in a proper manner and wait for the groom to come to lift his hijab, but Xi Niang saw that Liu Yu didn't look like a person who followed the rules at all, so she had to give up.

Liu Yu usually eats not too little, at least according to the appetite of an ordinary girl, he can be said to be a big eater, not to mention this time he was hungry all day, took a few bites of cakes in his mouth, and picked on him Said: "Is such a little thing used to feed the birds?"

Li Ping poked her head out from the inner hall—she was specially stuffed in by Wang Xianyuan, who was worried that her son would reveal his secrets on the wedding night—and said with a smile: "Your Highness, Ermao has prepared hot dishes for you. Take a step to see if it suits your appetite."

Li Ping thought in her heart that it was really not good to have a big feast in the new house, at least she couldn't embarrass He Jian like this, so she had already prepared meals in the side room, waiting for Liu Yu to come in.

Liu Yu sighed in his heart, and it turned out that his own people used it smoothly, nodding his head to express his affirmation: "That's right, you're pretty smart."

"Look at what you said, this is Ermao's duty, and it is Ermao's honor to be able to serve His Royal Highness." Li Ping said the beautiful words very smoothly, and at the same time made a gesture to Xi Niang who was stunned next to her. Wink: "Okay, you all back down."

Brother, the bridegroom officer hasn't come in yet, do you want me to get out now?No matter what Xi Niang thought about it, she felt that this matter must not be done like this. Seeing Li Ping's confident appearance, she couldn't say it clearly, so she could only tactfully say: "I haven't drunk the wedding wine yet. It's not easy to explain to Mrs. He."

The last time He Ji came back from the palace, although he didn't complain to his parents, he was full of anger, his face was not good-looking, Mrs. He was not blind, so naturally he had to figure out what the Shanyin princess meant.

Although she said she married into her own family as a daughter-in-law, she definitely didn't come here to be angry. Mrs. He knew very well that the royal family was something she could not offend, and they would not be able to offend Liu Yu if they were offended.

It's just that I think so. After all, He Ji is also her own son. He was raised like a baby since he was a child. Madam He couldn't bear to watch him suffer from his daughter-in-law. a red envelope.

Mrs. He's request was not too much. At any rate, seeing the young couple and He Meimei entered the bridal chamber smoothly, her heart fell into her stomach. Xi Niang took the benefits of others, and the matter has not been completed yet, so it is easy and natural is not willing to leave.

When Li Ping heard that she had carried Mrs. He out, she raised her eyelids and glanced at Xi Niang lightly: "What a coincidence, not only Mrs. He can't let go of the princess and consort, but even the empress and empress can't let go of her. wait."

Compared with the backer, who is afraid of whom, no matter how old Mrs. He is, can she be as big as the current empress?Li Ping expressed his indifference to this. Seeing that Xi Niang lost her voice for a moment, she smiled and gave her a step down: "Your sincerity is the main thing, and I am also full of admiration. Go down, you don't need to wait here."

The first rank of officials crushes people to death, and the empress is something she can't afford to offend. Xi Niang knows well that since it is the empress's intention, even if Mrs. He is dissatisfied, she will not be able to blame her at that time.

Xi Niang turned her head and left. Just as she walked out of the corridor at the door, she happened to meet He Ji walking towards this side. The new son-in-law had a smile on his face, but his footsteps were very steady. Obviously, he didn't drink too much and his head Still very sober.

Xi Niang took a quick look, but she didn't feel much sincerity from his smile.

He Ji stopped and looked at her, didn't even ask about the unusual situation of Xi Niang being kicked out, just walked around her and walked to the door, knocking on the door deliberately.

There was a pause for half a stick of incense before someone let He Ji in. When He Ji heard the voice, he was not the same person as the male duck with a strangely yin and yang voice when he entered the palace last time.

He breathed a sigh of relief inexplicably, adjusted his emotions, made the smile on his face a little more real, opened the door and walked in.

Liu Yu was eating his favorite sweet and sour pork ribs slowly, but he just nodded when he saw him, and continued to eat without speaking.Li Ping really felt his thoughts very clearly, the dishes prepared on the table were Liu Yu's favorite meals on weekdays.

He Ji stared at his face in a daze for a while, then said in a low voice after recovering, "I've seen the princess."

Liu Yu paused for a while at the dessert's hand, and glanced at him meaningfully.

Li Ping took the initiative to speak very knowledgeably: "My lord son-in-law doesn't know something. Our highness never likes others to call him 'princess'. You can call him 'highness'."

It's just a title, and it won't add a piece of meat to what you call it. It is already possible to take it with equanimity.

Even if Liu Yu is an ugly monster, He Ji can put his face on the Buddhist altar to pay tribute, not to mention seeing Princess Shanyin as the most beautiful woman in the royal family.

A person is beautiful when he is beautiful, at least the first impression will be very good. He Ji didn't have a good impression of Liu Yu at first, but now he stared at his beautiful side face, he couldn't help admiring that his reputation was well-deserved, and there was a faint feeling in his heart The resistance also dissipated a lot.

Emperor Wu of the Song Dynasty Liu Jun told He Jian clearly early in the morning that your daughter-in-law has hidden diseases and cannot perform the rituals of husband and wife, let alone give birth to you.Because of this, He Ji said: "Your Highness is a body of a thousand pieces of gold, and the officials dare not desecrate it. Please also ask Your Highness to live in the master bedroom, and the officials move to the side room."

Since he can't live together anyway, he is actually more willing to sleep directly in separate rooms, at least he is happy, but this will offend the royal family to the end, and it is too embarrassing for the princess, but it is impossible for two people to sleep directly. One piece, He Ji therefore proposed a compromise.

Liu Yu didn't care about this, looked at the bright red wedding bed, and pretended to sigh: "I'm sorry for the trouble."

He Ji even said he didn't dare.

Liu Yu waved at Li Ping again: "Go down, I have something to say to my son-in-law alone."

In fact, what can I say, Liu Yu is too lazy, and Li Ping helped draft the speech for the conversation with He Ji. Li Ping really knew what he wanted to say to He Ji. The boss responded with a sound, and stepped back obediently.

"I am in a special situation. I was born with a disability. My father remembered the face of the royal family. He didn't announce it to the world. He just wronged the son-in-law." After reading the general idea, I knew what to talk about with He Ji.

He Ji cupped his hands and said, "Don't dare, the lower officials are not wronged, and it is already an honor for the lower officials to marry the princess."

He had long expected that Liu Yu would talk to him about this matter, and he had already thought of a way to deal with it, and his expression at this time seemed extremely sincere and sincere.

Liu Yu glanced at him, and automatically forgot all the convoluted words behind Li Ping's plan: "It's enough for the son-in-law to remember what he said today, and I'll continue eating."

Of course Liu Yu knew that what he said was not the truth, this kind of nonsensical nonsense might still be effective if used to coax innocent little girls, it was simply not enough for him.

It's just that Liu Yucai doesn't care if what others say is true or not. Since He Ji said so, he can feel at ease to fill his stomach and prepare to go to bed. After a day of tossing, he is really sleepy. If it wasn't for not eating and going to bed on an empty stomach His health was not good, Liu Yu didn't even want to eat, so he just lay down and slept to make him feel better.

He Ji was stunned for a moment, he expected that the two sides should have a series of nonsense to narrow the distance between the two sides, this princess of Shanyin had to shed a few tears properly to be considered complete, unexpectedly, she was not in the mood to talk to him at all. Continuing to sing a big show, even continuing to eat directly, it is a bit uncooperative.