100 years of professional slag attack

He Ji didn't fall asleep all night. He was holding a big secret in his mind. When this secret was revealed, half of the Southern and Song dynasties would be in turmoil, making him half nervous and half excited. His eyes were open. Until dawn.

The next day, he heard the servant call out, quickly put on his clothes and came out of the side room, and was surprised to find that Li Ping was still kneeling outside the door.

But He Ji is not an idiot after all, after a little thought, he knows why he was punished, and the root cause is his rash actions yesterday.

Although it was almost summer now, the cold wind in the middle of the night was quite unbearable. Li Ping was Liu Yu's slave, and it was only natural for him to discipline his slave.

Naturally, He Ji didn't want to intervene, so he stood there thinking for a long time, and could only walk forward and apologized, "I've hurt Aunt Li."

Li Ping is stronger than a man, and because she has practiced martial arts and poison since she was a child, she knows how to take care of her body, so she didn't feel uncomfortable after kneeling all night.

It's just that she still has a sore back and back pain because she still keeps lying on the ground pleading guilty, and now she can't move or dare to move, so she can only move her mouth and barely show a half-formed smile: "Young Master He, don't let go!" In my heart, it is my own behavior that is inappropriate, it should be like this, and it has nothing to do with the young master."

As soon as this sentence was finished, the door of the room was suddenly opened. He Ji glanced forward, and was surprised to find that Liu Yu was standing at the door, looking at him with a dark face.

The other party's expression was a bit unfriendly, He Ji was also nervous, pulled the corner of his mouth, and said with a dry smile: "Your Highness, this is..."

He knew very well that Liu Yu would not get up at all when he went to court in the morning. Today, for some reason, he suddenly changed his original habit and got up early for the first time.

But thinking about it, such a big thing happened yesterday, it is normal for Liu Yu to be unable to sleep, but He Ji glanced at the other person's eye sockets, there was no obvious trace of bags under the eyes at all, and he couldn't help but glance at it resentfully .

It's also insomnia, why do I have to go to court with two panda eyes on my face when my eyes look clean?

As soon as He Ji finished thinking, he saw Liu Yu hooking his fingers to signal him to go over. He Ji himself was very displeased with this kind of gesture like calling a dog, but he didn't dare to disobey, so he obediently walked over: "What's your Highness's order?"

Liu Yu sighed and said: "I wanted to tell you a long time ago, tell Mrs. He not to put chastity veils under my bed sheets, it made me feel uncomfortable, I didn't sleep well last night."

In fact, although he is very particular about food and clothing, and sometimes even reaches the level of a chicken mother-in-law, he does not have the stinking problem of the princess and the pea in fairy tales at all. He really didn't feel anything about the thin handkerchief.

After Liu Yu finished speaking, he touched his thin eyelids, completely ignored He Jian's face that was flushed suddenly, and hummed softly: "No matter how hard the handkerchief is, I don't have any blood dripping on it anyway. If it doesn't work, I have to change it." You come."

He Ji thought that he had a hidden illness before, so he deliberately made the matter of sleeping in separate rooms very close. Mrs. He didn't know about it, and thought that their husband and wife had a bad relationship, so she was obsessed with knowing when her son and daughter-in-law would be able to consummate their marriage.

After all, He Ji was a young man, he was so ashamed that he had no place to rest his hands and feet, he hesitated for a long time before he gritted his teeth and said: "Your Majesty knows, I have caused trouble for Your Highness."

"It's not enough to cause trouble, Mrs. He is very interesting, and she is also thinking about you." Liu Yu smiled hypocritically with his hands raised, his thin lips slightly raised, "Poor parents in the world, only Mrs. It can be seen from the ginseng soup you carefully prepared, day after day, year after year, Madam really cares about you, I am so envious."

After Liu Yu finished speaking, he didn't wait for He Ji's answer, turned his head and left, and called Li Ping by the way: "Okay, don't kneel there, you'll get in the way even if you stick to it."

Li Ping crawled into the room without forgetting to turn around and close the door, leaving He Ji standing there alone in a daze for a long time.

After regaining consciousness, He Ji broke out in a cold sweat, bowed deeply to Liu Yu's closed door, said "Thank you, Your Highness", and strode out of the small courtyard decisively.

As soon as he went out, he grabbed the collar of the servant who was guarding outside, and his expression was even a bit ferocious: "Hurry up, send someone to ask my mother, did she tamper with the ginseng soup I drink every day today?"

He Ji usually has a good temper, especially for his parents, he can be said to be sincere and filial, and he has never mentioned Mrs. He in such a tone.

His little servant was also taken aback, and hurried to Mrs. He's courtyard to find a maid who he had a good relationship with, and asked her to ask Mrs. He about this matter.

The boy went back and forth quickly, and told He Jishen soup with a slightly strange smile that he had aphrodisiac drugs added to it for him to enjoy.

He Ji was not happy at all when he heard it, and the sweat on his forehead became worse. He drank the extra decoction for almost a month, but he didn't feel the emptiness at all. This is of course very inappropriate Common sense.

Rather than believing that there was a serious problem with his body, He Ji was more willing to think that Liu Yu had discovered this matter long ago, and calmly replaced the ginseng soup that Mrs. He ordered someone to serve him.

No wonder he felt that the recent ginseng soup was a little bland, and it didn't have the special seasoning that Mrs. He always liked to add when cooking. He thought it was because his mother was busy with business and didn't take time to cook the soup for him.

Listening to Liu Yu's tone of voice today is already quite unkind, obviously he has to hurry up to resolve this matter, it would be bad if he irritated the glass heart of the "Emperor's eldest son" who destroyed Liu Guang.

He Ji has a particularly headache. He has only heard of difficulties in the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. Whose situation is as complicated as his is now, and he can't tell Mrs. He clearly. It's really a dilemma for both sides.

Just as he was thinking, he heard the servant remind him: "Young master, you should go, otherwise you will delay the morning court, and you will be in big trouble."

He Ji looked at the time, it was indeed getting late, so he could only put this matter aside for the time being.Fortunately, Mrs. He waited until evening to serve him ginseng soup every day, so it's not too late to worry about it after morning.

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The words were divided into two parts, He Jihuai rolled the ball to the early court with his trembling heart in his arms, Liu Yu limply lay back on the bed, and hummed: "It's too early, I have to sleep a little longer."

In fact, he did not sleep well yesterday, as He Ji had guessed, but it was not because the secret was discovered that he was tossing and turning, but because he was disturbed by mosquitoes.

Wang Gougou has a good nose and ears, and his eyes are not bad, but he is clumsy and clumsy. He can only see the trajectory of the mosquito's flight, but he is more than a beat slower when he reaches out. Liu Yu scolded him several times for being an idiot.

The two of them tossed about half the night, and in the end, Wang Gougou's character broke out, and while crying and slapping himself on the cheek, he happened to kill the mosquito, and Liu Yu finally fell asleep peacefully.

In the past, Li Ping was the one who kept watch for him. With Li Ping's martial arts and eyesight, it was a breeze to catch a few mosquitoes. At this time, Liu Yu remembered that he was doing well, and he forgave Li Ping early this morning. Ping.

Why should I be ashamed of myself and let the second cat have shit luck?Wang Gougou stared at Li Ping sadly, looked left, right, up and down, but couldn't find anything about Li Ping that could be favored by God like this.

Li Ping smiled and said nothing, grabbed two mosquitoes from Liu Yu's bed curtain with a wave, and waved them in front of Wang Gougou, showing him the huge gap in strength between the two sides.

There is not even a mosquito net in this shitty place, Liu Yu sighed, closed his eyes and tried to sleep, but felt a little insomnia, so he simply raised his eyelids and said, "Is there any news from Li Na?"

Li Na, like Li Ping, was trained by Su Tao with a lot of effort, and it was he who obtained the fame of the Northern Wei Dynasty and successfully got involved with the dignitaries of the Northern Wei Dynasty.

Li Ping said: "It's progressing fairly smoothly. That dignitary has already regarded him highly. As long as it doesn't involve sensitive political issues, what he says has some weight."

Liu Yu rested his chin and thought for a moment: "How credible is he?"

"Your Highness does not know, we have a tradition, that is, members of the expatriates must be fed some kind of potion..." Li Ping did not say clearly, but the meaning has already been conveyed, that is, unless Li Na dies , otherwise loyalty can be trusted.

Liu Yu was very satisfied when he heard that the antidote was in Su Tao's hands, and the possibility of Su Tao betraying him was very, very low. Besides, given him a certain amount of time, he would naturally be able to replace the poison he made. Su Tao's poison took the initiative in his own hands.

Liu Yu also didn't need Li Na to gain the trust of too many dignitaries. What he needed was a protective umbrella in the Northern Wei Dynasty, and he didn't want to chase that dignitary into rebellion. Now these preparations are enough.

Everything is ready, only owed to Dongfeng, Liu Yu was in a good mood, and said: "Remember to remind me, when I see Su Tao next time, I have to put the matter of the Northern Wei Dynasty on the agenda with him."

It just so happens that the large amount of property Wang Xianyuan gave and the property he brought out from the palace during his "marriage" are still accumulated in his hands and he doesn't know how to deal with it. Taking advantage of this good opportunity to make an investment, for travelers who want to earn The money of the ancients is not troublesome.

"Yes, Ermao wrote it down."