100 years of professional slag attack

Liu Yu was originally sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai, waiting for the wonderful moment when Chu Jiang died ten days later and then kicked Liu Jun off the throne.

But the development of things is not smooth, there will always be twists and turns in the middle, he is leisurely drinking tea in the other courtyard, but he is interrupted by He Ji rushing into the other courtyard to rescue the soldiers.

As soon as He Ji entered the door, he opened his voice and shouted: "Your Highness, you really don't want to go back and have a look? Mr. Chu will die if you continue like this..."

Liu Yu was very dissatisfied with this, and looked at him with a frown: "It's easy to touch your lips with your lips, but if someone sees you when you go back, you will lose everything."

"Then you have to think of a way anyway," He Ji was sweating anxiously. The weather was already hot, and he was still anxious to get angry during this time. He hurried over from He Mansion and was really tired, "Mr. Chu I have been kneeling outside for several days..."

"What are you afraid of? Didn't he just kneel for three days?" After Liu Yu finished speaking, he deliberately paused and pinched his fingers to calculate. That's right, it was only more than three days before he planned to feign death at the banquet. Even if Chu Yuan followed the corpse of "Princess Shanyin" all the way back to He Mansion, it would only take four days.

Chu Yuan is a person who has learned martial arts. He is strong and strong, and he can't die if he kneels for three days. Why is He Ji so anxious?

Standing and talking doesn’t hurt your back, it’s not that you kneel outside and suffer, He Ji smiled bitterly and said: “It’s the hottest time in the dog days, Your Highness, it’s true that this person kneels under the sun without eating or drinking. Don't take your own life seriously..."

Liu Yu didn't take such bitter tricks, and said expressionlessly: "Then you just watched him kneeling in the sun? Don't you let people fan the wind and add a sun-shading roof?" There is no way to lie to him so easy.

He Ji faltered for a while and didn't know how to answer, so he could only continue to smile bitterly: "But Mr. Chu himself is groggy, and he doesn't drink any water. It's not a good idea to procrastinate like this..."

Chu Yuan's request was very simple, he didn't ask for anything, he just wanted to see Liu Yu's body, everyone knew the strangeness of Princess Shanyin's death, more than [-]% were directly poisoned to death, Chu Yuan wished he could live The murderer's neck was bitten off.

As soon as Liu Yu heard this, he became very impatient, and interrupted: "Then let him do an autopsy if you have the ability - let him see at a glance that the corpse is not real, and it will be beautiful at that time, it is not dead Chu Yuan is alone, and we all have to be buried with him." If the fake death turns into a real death, then it will be an unjust death.

In fact, Liu Yu didn't have much contact with Chu Yuan, and he couldn't understand why the other party had such deep affection for him.

——The corpse itself is a fake, even if you can't tell it's not him, at least you can tell it's a man.

Not to mention that even if Chu Yuan was kneeling at the gate of the He Mansion, even if he bumped his head against the pillars of the He Mansion, he couldn't be allowed to see it.

Liu Yu was actually a little skeptical. According to He Ji, when the fake Shanyin princess died in Liu Ziye's mansion, Chu Yuan was the first person to jump on the corpse. Don't be surprised at that time. coming.

He glanced at He Ji, and said very displeasedly: "And you, you have to stay in the He Mansion to guard the princess's spirit, why are you here now?" The people coming and going on Jilong Mountain are indeed very hidden. But I can't help but there are too many eyes gathered on He Ji now, and a little carelessness will cause trouble to the upper body.

He Ji said sternly: "The little one has already shaken off his tail before he came..." He was really a little anxious. He wrote a letter to Liu Yu or asked someone to deliver a message, but he didn't reply. Liu Yu didn't answer Chu Yuan's question at all. I don't like to take care of it, but people can't die at his door.

He thought for a while, and begged: "Then you should take something to appease Mr. Chu anyway. If you want to succeed in the future, don't you still need Mr. Chu's help?" If this person dies here, there will be no one to help him You have mobilized the soldiers and horses of the capital.

"If you have anything to appease, you can tell him directly. If he has the ability, he can persuade Liu Jun to order the corpse to him. If he doesn't have this ability, why bother to block your door to scare you?" Liu Yu looked disgusted. Frowning, "In this weather, shouldn't the corpse smell bad, and he doesn't think it's disgusting? And he's trying his best to get it?"

He Ji really wanted to tell the truth, it was really disgusting, especially now that he still had to guard the corpse every step of the way, lowered his head and coughed: "The emperor also ordered Mr. Chu to give up, but Mr. Chu doesn't seem to be willing to give up of."

Liu Jun was already upset by the series of sequelae caused by the death of "Liu Yu", but Chu Yuan insisted on holding on to this matter, which made him very angry, and scolded Chu Yuan many times. up.

But Chu Yuan's state at this time is that he is dying, so naturally he won't be afraid of such a few mild reprimands.Now even Chu Zhanzhi didn't dare to persuade him. The Patriarch of the Chu family wanted to knock his son unconscious and carry him back to the house, but Chu Yuan was also prepared for this. Whenever someone approached, he would draw a knife across his neck.

He Ji mentioned it inadvertently, mainly because he wanted to lament Chu Yuan's infatuation, but Liu Yu suddenly pulled his face down, frowned and said: "No, we can't let him go on like this, this is not to find Do you want to punch Liu Jun?"

He received several letters from He Ji before, but he didn't take any measures against it, mainly because Chu Yuan showed that this was obviously from the heart, and it really couldn't be pretended. This appearance was shown to Liu Jun. , Liu Jun must believe that Princess Shanyin is really dead.

Although he did this, Liu Yu really didn't want Chu Yuan to die, but if Chu Yuan stimulated Liu Jun's nerves so much, there was a possibility that he would be dragged out and beheaded.

He thought for a long time, sighed deeply, and said to Wang Gougou who was wiping tears beside him, "Bring that jade pendant here."

Wang Gougou listened to it with bitterness, on the one hand, he was moved by Chu Yuan's affection, and on the other hand, he felt that Liu Yuzhen's heart was like a snake and a scorpion, and he was not moved at all after hearing such a touching thing.

He tossed and slandered in his heart, and when he suddenly heard Liu Yu's words, he was shocked. After thinking for a long time, he couldn't figure out which piece of jade pendant it was, so he could only reply dully: "Your Highness, what you said is..."

"It's the one I asked you to keep, the one that Chu Yuan gave me." Liu Yu thought for a while and added, "I vaguely remember his name engraved on it."

Wang Gougou suddenly realized that the only piece of jade pendant that Liu Yu asked him to help keep, because he was illiterate, he had never understood the word "Yanhui" on it.

He hurriedly ran out, took out the jade pendant from his small parcel, ran back quickly, and handed it to Liu Yu with both hands: "Your Highness, Ergou brought it for you." This is still half-determined As for the token of love, he held it in his hands for such a long time.

Liu Yu didn't move, just raised his chin.

He Ji was very savvy, and raised his hand to take it: "Do you want me to send this to Mr. Chu?"

Liu Yu smiled: "He must not be willing to let you stand in the distance and throw it over, not to mention that it is not easy to catch it when you are hungry for two or three days and dizzy - when you walk over and pass it to him, remember To take the opportunity to knock people out—"

He Ji's eyes lit up, he nodded and said, "You mean, I take this opportunity to send Mr. Chu back to Chu's residence?"

"Why send it to Chu's house? If your son is so embarrassing because of a woman's husband that he is knocked out and sent back, will you miss that house instead?" Liu Yuyong looked at it with an idiot's gaze. He glanced.

He Ji was ashamed, and it was the same reason after thinking about it carefully. Chu Zhanzhi didn't say anything, but he must be scolding Shanyin Princess, the vixen who has harmed his son, and he must not have a good impression of He Fu in his heart.

But if Chu Yuan is not sent back to the Chu Mansion, where will he be sent?He Ji thought to himself that he couldn't send you up Jilong Mountain, so he said, "What should I do with Mr. Chu?" It's definitely not possible to stay at his own house, in case Chu Yuan thinks of a way to go secretly If there is something wrong with the corpse after entering the mourning hall, that would be a bad thing.

Liu Yu said with a deep expression, "Send it to me."

After he finished speaking, he looked at He Ji expressionlessly, and said contemptuously: "Don't you know how to make things more reasonable? For example, you can get people to He's house first, and feed the old man Shentang hangs his life, shut it up for a few days, wait for the body to be buried, and then send people up in the name of him seeing through the world and wanting to become a monk?"

At this moment, He Ji deeply felt the abnormality of the opponent's brain circuit. Not everyone can use this method at his fingertips. He was surprised for a long time, and seeing that Liu Yu's face had shown impatience, he quickly said: "The little one How do you explain it to Mr. Chu?"

"Explain what? I gave him the jade pendant, so why worry about him committing suicide?" Liu Yu really felt that He Ji's IQ balance was insufficient, "Even if he wants to commit suicide, feed him every day." His tendons are loose, making him unable to move a single finger, so can he still commit suicide?"

He Ji is just looking forward and backward, thinking about things, and at no time, Chu Yuan was caught in He's house, that's the meat on the chopping board, don't you have to go to the pigsty to interview if the pork is voluntarily donated before you eat pork? thigh?

Three consecutive rhetorical questions also announced the end of Liu Yu's patience. He didn't bother to talk to He Jian any longer, and waved his hands: "As long as you can ensure that Chu Yuan is sent to Jilong Mountain alive, I will naturally have a way to keep him alive. We will be able to act normally in a few days, and our progress will not be delayed."

He Ji didn't dare to say any more, so he took his orders and left.