Bird Dude Nie Bufan

Spring is the season of sunshine, the season of newborns, and also... the season of estrus.

Recently, all kinds of strange courtship scenes can be seen everywhere in Jiwo Village, some are scratching their heads, some are singing with their heads high, and some are gathering to fight... Generally speaking, the most noisy ones are the birds, and the most violent ones are mammals, and the most placid ones are reptiles.

The flock of chickens made the village like a market, and the chicken feathers and dust flew together, causing chaos.

The first one who couldn't stand it was Li Huai. This poor guy didn't know that animals in heat were the scariest thing. As you can imagine, the result was that he was disgraced. Whenever he appeared, chickens would trip him up. The relationship between him and the chicken The relationship has reached the point where "if the enemy does not move, it will not move, and if the enemy moves, it will scratch".At this point, Li Huai completely lost his temper, and he no longer dared to act rashly.

At night, the chickens in Jiwo Village start a long and crazy nightlife, and their mournful groans make the residents restless.They have been insomnia for many days...

Nie Bufan, a heartless guy, was not affected at all, and he still slept until he woke up naturally, but he felt that he suddenly understood something, the reason why Zhang San and Li Si were intimate with him recently was because they were in heat !

A man without a woman's consolation is a Chemo.Nie Bufan deeply understood.So he decided to take them to the kiln to relieve their desires.But before that, he wanted to step on the spot first, find a brothel with a relatively high standard, and the women in it must be at least above average, otherwise those guys might look down on them.

As soon as he thought of it, Nie Bufan quietly found Tiannv and explained his intention.

"You asked me, a beautiful woman like a flower, to go to the brothel with you?" Nineteen looked at Nie Bufan with a look of looking at a monster.

Nie Bufan looked back at her, um, like a flower, it's not a fake, but it's beautiful.

"What do you think?" Nineteen asked again, "There are so many men in the village, why don't you just find one?"

"With me here, can they still attract the attention of other girls? In order not to embarrass them, it's better to go with you." Actually, he didn't want to act like a chick in front of others...

"..." The corners of Nineteen's mouth twitched, and it took him a long time to utter a word, "The brothel does not accept female clients!"

"You look like a man when you put on men's clothes."

"..." Nineteen exploded in an instant, picking up an object and throwing it at him.

"Hey, hey, I was joking." Nie Bufan hurriedly said, "I mean, aren't you curious about brothels at all? Don't you want to see men reveal their true colors under the attack of beauties and wine?"

Nineteen showed emotion, but hesitated due to the reputation of the boudoir.

Nie Bufan worked harder and continued to persuade: "As a woman, before you leave the court, it is necessary to have a deep understanding of the nature of men. Look at the handsome young men in our village, how can they be as noble as before?" Elegant look?"

This is not forced by you!Nineteen gave Nie Bufan a sideways look.

In the end, of course she agreed, the temptation to experience life in a brothel is really hard to refuse, she herself is not a woman who follows the rules.

The two agreed on a time, and after one evening, they made excuses and left the village one after another.Nineteen didn't bring her jade servant, and Nie Bufan didn't take his precious chicken either.

After changing clothes in an inn, two well-dressed handsome young masters appeared.

Today's target is the Xinghelou in the south of the city. This is one of the three brothels in Xishan City. The other two are Yichunyuan and Yuxiuzhao.

Neither Nie Bufan nor Shijiu had ever visited Fireworks and Willow Alley, so they were unavoidably apprehensive and a little excited when they first entered such a place.

When the old bustard saw them coming in, she immediately went up to them with a smile. Her eyes were vicious, and she knew that the two were of good background.

"You two young masters, welcome to Xinghelou. It must be the first time for you two to come here, right?"

"Yeah." Nie Bufan nodded pretending to be deep, and looked around, seeing Yingyingyanyan all over his eyes, and the fragrance of sleeve dancing, which made people dazzled.

"Then let me arrange a private seat for the two of you, and introduce some girls to you?"

"Very good."

Nie Bufan and Nineteen followed the bustard up to the second floor.The second floor is much quieter than the first floor, and you can see the scene on the first floor by opening the window.

The old bustard asked the girl to serve tea, and asked, "What kind of girl do you two like?"

"Don't mention the vulgar fans, I want the best." Nie Bufan said a little arrogantly.

"Of course, I must give you the best." The old bustard smiled wrinkledly, and changed his tone, "However, the top card of our Xinghe Building usually does not meet customers easily, it depends on the sincerity of the customers. Other famous women can do it." Introduce to the two sons first."

"Hmph!" Nineteen snorted coldly, took out a piece of silver from his sleeve, and said contemptuously, "As long as we are satisfied, we will not be stingy! You just call your top card. I want to see what the top card is. Something special."

"Hehe. Please wait a moment, both of you." The bustard naturally scooped up the ingot of silver, bowed and walked out.

Nie Bufan gave Nineteen a thumbs up.

Nineteen proudly said: "Small meaning."

"I heard that the top cards in the brothel are both talented and talented. Let's listen to the music later." Nie Bufan suggested.

"Of course I can only listen to music, don't you still want to spend the night?" Nineteen said dissatisfied.

Nie Bufan thought for a while, then laughed and said, "If I meet someone I like, I don't mind giving it a warm and fragrant soft jade."

"Then I'll tell Mr. Li and them."

"Tell them what?"

"Tell them you're going out of the wall behind their backs."

Nie Bufan sneered, and said contemptuously: "I really don't know what kind of nonsense things are going on in your head, Hong Xing is brilliant!"

Nineteen rolled his eyes: "Don't think that I don't know about you guys if I don't go out, the hero has told me."

"Hero?" Nie Bufan asked strangely, "What did it tell you?"

"It said that you and the two big ones are in heat every day."

"..." Nie Bufan decided to go back and stewed it, "Do you believe everything it says?"

"Heroes don't lie."

"Since when did you have such a good relationship with it?"

"The only talking chicken in the world!" Nineteen eyes brightened, "Of course I have to take good care of it."

While talking, there was a sudden noise outside the door, as if someone was making trouble.

The two looked at each other, neither intending to go out to join in the fun, but the voice gradually approached this way, and then the door was kicked open suddenly, and four or five men came in, followed by the bustard and a few girls.

"You two, I'm really sorry." The bustard quickly apologized.

"Are you the ones who want to trap Liu Yan'er?" the leading man asked.

"Who is Liu Yan'er?" Nie Bufan asked.

Nineteen shook his head: "I don't know either."

The surroundings fell into a brief silence for a moment, and the other party ran aggressively to make trouble, but the other party was completely out of state.

"Mother Xu, what's going on?" The leading man said harshly, "Didn't you say they summoned Liu Yan'er?"

"Yes, it's indeed them!" The bustard smiled forcedly and explained, "These two gentlemen are new here, so they may not know that Liu Yan'er is our number one in Xinghelou."

Nie Bufan suddenly realized: "So her name is Liu Yan'er, where is she? Are you here?"

As he said that, he looked out with his head, and his eyes swept over a beautiful woman being supported by a maid.

The man stepped forward to block his sight, and said in a vicious voice: "Listen to me, Liu Yan'er is my Han Songling's woman, no one can call her!"

Nie Bufan leaned against the table, looked the young master up and down, and said indifferently: "Since she is your woman, why do you let her stay in the brothel? Why don't you just take her home?"

Han Songling's complexion changed, and he said angrily, "It's not up to you to take care of my son's affairs."

"I don't want to care about it either." Nie Bufan spread his hands, "But since Miss Liu is the number one here, guests are entitled to see her, as long as she is willing. Mama Xu, what do you think?"

The old bustard hurriedly laughed and said: "Young master's words are very true."

"What is it?" Han Songling reprimanded, "I have booked her out." Then, he took out a bank note from his bosom and handed it to the madam.

The old bustard hurriedly put it away, and felt a little confused: "But, these two gentlemen ordered Liu Yan'er first."

Han Songling took out another bank note from his bosom, and then looked at Nie Bufan and 19 provocatively.

"Mother Xu, you can't do this." Nie Bufan said quietly, "At least ask Miss Liu for her opinion. Since she is the top card in Xinghelou, naturally she can't be moved by a few dollars. If someone comes out If she has a lot of money, she will be with whomever, isn't that no different from ordinary vulgar fans?"

"This..." The old bustard was at a loss for words, and turned to look at Liu Yan'er.

Liu Yan'er took a few steps forward, and gave a little blessing: "Young master's words are very true. The slave family agreed to you first, so naturally we should give priority to entertaining you."

Han Songling's face darkened, he grabbed Liu Yan'er's hand, and said angrily, "What did you say?"

"Hey, don't be rough, women are for pain." Nie Bufan stepped forward and stood in front of Liu Yan'er.

"Go away!" Han Songling stretched out his hand to push Nie Bufan, but ninety-one cups were thrown over, blocking Han Songling's movement.

Nie Bufan said again: "Young master, everyone comes to the brothel to have fun, why bother to make yourself unhappy because of a trivial matter?"

Han Songling stared at him fiercely, turned to Liu Yan'er for a while and asked, "Are you sure you want to accompany them?"

"Yes."

"Okay, I don't care about it!" After finishing speaking, he turned around and walked away.

This person is so stupid, he spent so much money in vain, and he still doesn't know how to drive him away. It must be the same if he cheats and kidnaps.Unexpectedly, he left without saying a word. It was really a messy fight without a sense of accomplishment.Nie Bufan thought unkindly in his heart.

The old bustard breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "Excuse me, you two, let's go out now and let Liu Yan'er treat you well."

After everyone went out, Nie Bufan sighed: "It seems that this family is going to die."

"What's wrong?" Nineteen asked curiously.

Nie Bufan whispered: "Didn't you see that Miss Liu has a girlfriend, no matter how beautiful she is, she doesn't like it."

"What do you want to agree with? Don't you just want to come to the brothel to see it? Do you really want to have sex with them?"

Before Nie Bufan could speak, Liu Yan'er over there had already said, "You two young masters, how about letting the servants play a song for you first?"

"Okay, girl please." Nie Bufan replied with a smile.It's a pity in my heart, this is indeed a beauty, with picturesque features, well-proportioned body, and a voice like a yellow warbler's cry.It's a pity, seeing her interaction with that Han Moumou, you know that there is something tricky, and you can't introduce Zhang San and Li Si to those who have a sense of belonging.

The melodious sound of the pipa sounded, but to Nie Bufan who didn't know how to appreciate it, it was like playing the piano to a cow.Nineteen was quite engrossed in listening.

Nie Bufan was very bored, and when someone came in to serve tea, he whispered: "Call a few more girls in to serve." After finishing speaking, it was inevitable to put some money on them.

A few girls left happily, and after a while, three or four beautiful girls walked in, smiling like flowers and sitting next to Nie Bufan and Shijiu.

Nineteen was startled and said, "What are you doing?"

Nie Bufan chuckled, "Since you're here, you have to get used to it, don't you?"

With a dark face, Nineteen pushed the woman's hand away, his whole body stiffened.

Nie Bufan accepted it well, hugging left and right.

Liu Yan'er, who was playing the piano over there, trembled slightly, almost out of tune.She probably hasn't been insulted like this before. In her place, she even asked other women to serve her. Her top card was completely reduced to a singer.

Following the woman's laughter, Liu Yan'er naturally couldn't continue the conversation, she stood up abruptly, held back her anger and said, "I've finished playing the song, you two young masters, please play on your own."

Nineteen wanted to call her back, but didn't know how to speak, so he could only stare at Nie Bufan fiercely, gritted his teeth and said, "Since you don't like it, why did you snatch her away from Han Songling just now?"

"Stealing people is fun." Nie Bufan said innocently: "It's a pity that she can only watch from a distance and not play with her."

"Damn you!" Nineteen said angrily, "If you want to play with yourself, I'll go out first."

"Hey, don't run around, it's not safe here." Nie Bufan finally remembered that she was a girl.

Nineteen heads didn't return: "I have martial arts, much safer than you!"

Nie Bufan shrugged his shoulders, ignored it, lowered his head and smiled and asked the beautiful woman beside him: "What do you usually play? How about teaching me?"