Bird Dude Nie Bufan

The next day, Li Yi left Nie Bufan's room with a constipated face. In a short time, he might never come again.

When Zhang Junshi learned about the situation, he rarely smiled unkindly. Who told that man to knock him out?I can only give him two words: deserve it!

Nie Bufan is not in danger of losing his virginity for the time being, and his life is not to mention how nourishing it is. Once his heart is widened, Tiannv, Si Chenyu, Shen Muran, Li Huai and others will suffer from bad luck. They are harassed by inhumane people from time to time. I can't sleep well, and I have to be on guard all the time.

Si Chenyu said to Li Yi and Zhang Junshi: "I usually see that your relationship is so good, why don't you know how to take care of it?"

Li Yi's face was cold, and black air came out of his body.

Zhang Junshi smiled happily and expressed that he would criticize education.

One day, when Nie Bufan came back from the wind, he suddenly saw an egg next to his pillow.

He was surprised that under his guidance, the hens had not laid eggs on his bed for a long time.What happened to this one today?

He stretched out his hand to scoop it up, and there was a warmth in his palm, and something seemed to be beating in the egg, slowly and powerfully.

Is this a fertilized egg?The chick inside is already formed?

Nie Bufan scooped up the egg and pointed it at the sun, making it difficult to see clearly.

He casually stuffed the egg into his bosom, ready to find a brooding hen to hatch it.

At this moment, Zhang Junshi walked in and said with a smile: "Bufan, are you free? How about going to the store with me?"

"what's up?"

"Didn't you sell me the recipe of tea eggs last time? The store has already made the first pot according to the recipe. This pot is not going to be sold. I want to take you to try it."

"Oh, that's it. Okay, let's go now. If you hurry up, you can come back at night." Nie Bufan pulled Zhang Junshi and walked out.

It just so happened that Li Yi went to Si Chenyu's place and rushed out the door, and he would definitely not come to stare at people in a while.

When the two came to Zhangjiadian, Xiao Er had already peeled the tea eggs and put them in the room, and also sent a pot of good wine and a few stacks of side dishes.

"How? Is the taste okay?" Zhang Junshi asked.

Nie Bufan nodded and said, "Well, it's much more delicious than mine."

Zhang Junshi smiled and said: "That's because we use more ingredients. Come, let's eat."

Nie Bufan was also not polite to him, chopsticks kept flying, and clinked wine glasses with him from time to time, chatting about life.

The food and wine are full, and night has fallen.There are dots of stars outside the window, and there are scattered pedestrians on the road.

"Spend the night here tonight?" Zhang Junshi suggested unintentionally.

Nie Bufan leaned against the window with drunken eyes, and murmured indistinctly in agreement.

Zhang Junshi's eyes flashed brightly, and he was about to go out and order the staff to prepare water.

There is an oval-shaped wooden barrel in the guest room that can be used for one or two people to bathe. Of course, it is not as good as Nie Bufan's bath, as it can only soak half of the body.

Nie Bufan walked unsteadily behind the screen while taking off his clothes.Zhang Junshi was next to him, and suddenly saw an egg falling out of his clothes, he quickly caught it, and put it on the bedside table together with his clothes.

Nie Bufan was confused, he thought he was in his own house, and when he saw the water, he was ready to jump into it. If Zhang Junshi hadn't caught him quickly, a catastrophe would have happened.Seeing his naive look, Zhang Junshi couldn't help but kissed him on the cheek, then carried him into the bathtub, and stepped into it naked.

"Extraordinary." Zhang Jun whispered in his ear.

Nie Bufan rubbed against his arms and muttered, "Zhang San, I'm dizzy."

"It's okay, I'll be fine later." Zhang Junshi scooped up a towel to help him wipe his body, but this guy was just dishonest, his body twisted non-stop, and he wailed and sang out of tune songs.Zhang Junshi was made hot all over by him.

"Bufan, if you move again, I won't be able to bear it anymore." Zhang Junshi warned.

Nie Bufan suddenly sat up straight, with a solemn expression, pointed at him and said, "I can't bear it anymore, I don't need to bear it anymore!"

"..." Well, that's what you said.

Zhang Junshi looked at him with burning eyes, then pressed him against the side of the bucket suddenly, and kissed his lips deeply.

"Hmm..." Nie Bufan's eyes were blurred, and his two hands were unconsciously grasping Zhang Junshi's body. The two of them were entangled in the slightly crowded bathtub, their bodies pressed together, and the gradually cold water could not suppress the raging flames. .

Zhang Junshi withdrew his head from Nie Bufan's mouth, bringing out a strand of silver thread.He kissed down his chin, neck, Adam's apple, collarbone... Lifting his waist, holding the cherry red in his chest, he turned and sucked.

"Ah... Zhang San, you..." Nie Bufan was a little confused, but the sensations in his body stimulated his nerves from time to time, making him blush and heartbeat.

Zhang Junshi didn't speak, he arched his whole body out of the tub, and lay flat on the cloth mat beside the tub.

"Tonight, you belong to me." Zhang Junshi pressed his desire between his legs, rubbed them gently, and kept lighting fire on him with his hands.

Nie Bufan was like a fish thrown on the beach, dry, hot, and difficult to breathe.

The "fisherman" sharpened his knife, steamed him first, then applied some sauce, and then ate it.

"Ah! No way!" Nie Bufan seemed to wake up suddenly, startled all over, and raised his foot to press Zhang Junshi's lower abdomen to prevent him from entering again.

Zhang Junshi pushed his feet away casually, and comforted him: "Don't be afraid, although it's my first time, I will definitely be very gentle."

"It doesn't seem like it's the first time or not." Nie Bufan tremblingly said, "They're all men, what are you doing?"

"Oh? Then you let Li Yi go to your bed?" Zhang Junshi bit his shoulder in dissatisfaction, straightened his lower body, and walked in through the door.

Nie Bufan tightened his grip and caught Zhang Junshi in the middle.

"Don't, don't get me wrong, it was an accident."

"Oh? Really?" Zhang Junshi smiled, "Actually, this was also an accident. You were drunk, and I was drunk too."

"...beastly when drunk?"

"Obviously." Zhang Junshi held his hip and went in a little more.

Nie Bufan put his elbows on the ground and leaned back, trying to slip out of Zhang Junshi's arms, but he took a step back, and he took a step forward. Both of them moved more than two meters, and they still maintained an intimate state.

Nie Bufan was powerless, and looked at Zhang Junshi pitifully.

Zhang Junshi has always been gentle, but this time he was uncharacteristically determined, no longer giving Nie Bufan time to struggle, he clamped his waist to stand up and go deep into the apex.

"Ah! It hurts!" Nie Bufan slapped the man on his body hard.

In fact, Zhang Junshi was also very nervous, his heart was beating violently. It wasn't until he entered that the feeling of ecstasy really shocked him greatly.

He twitched slowly, breathing the pressure.

This... is too exhausting!This idea popped up in the minds of both of them at the same time.

Looking at each other, as if there was a tacit understanding, a wave of fierce collisions began.

Nie Bufan is broken, he has already reached this point, if he endures it, he will not be a man anymore!

With the strength of alcohol, he put aside his scruples, relaxed his body, and accepted the other party as much as possible.

"Ugh..." was too deep.Nie Bufan groaned.

"Keep your voice down." Zhang Junshi whispered in his ear, "Walls have ears."

"Ah... um..." Nie Bufan yelled even louder.

Zhang Junshi immediately kissed him, lifted his leg, and inserted it heavily.

Nie Bufan's eyes widened, his cheeks flushed.

A smile flashed across Zhang Junshi's eyes, and his movements slowed down.

The two rolled over, lingering to their heart's content, suppressed moans and intermittent crashes filled the room.

This night, doomed to sleepless...

Nie Bufan woke up from his lethargy when he hit three shots the next day. Immediately, he felt a splitting headache and his whole body was sore and weak.

The upper body was covered with hickey marks, and apart from some slight tingling in the private parts, it was not as painful as the first time.In fact, it can't be blamed on Li Yi's poor technique, it's the first time, it's just that he chose to attack Nie Bufan when he was awake.Nie Bufan's funny ability when he is awake is hard for ordinary people to resist. He is already considered a natural talent if he can complete the whole process. How can you expect him to be sympathetic?

In this regard, Zhang Junshi is more proficient. He first used a flawless reason to lure Nie Bufan in, and then used the wine and food offensive quietly. After drinking and eating, his vigilance dropped.

At this time, even Nie Bufan, a monster and ghost, could only be eaten by him, and he also gained the ultimate enjoyment.

Just when Nie Bufan was grinning, Zhang Junshi walked in with a smile.

"You..." Nie Bufan pointed at him, his gaze like a sword.

"Does your body still hurt?" Zhang Junshi sat on the edge of the bed, pulled his hand down, and said softly, "Sleep again?"

"Don't sleep anymore." Nie Bufan swung his hand and said angrily, "Am I such a fragile person? You can knock me down in one night!"

Zhang Junshi's eyes were piercing, and he said with a smile: "Then it seems that we can continue tonight."

Nie Bufan choked up, lowered his head and said: "Zhang San, I'm drunk, and you are drunk too, so the animal nature is so violent, leading to such a result, how about we just pretend it didn't happen?"

"Hmm..." Zhang Junshi rubbed his chin and pondered, "That's fine, we can do it once when we're drunk, and forget once when we're done, how about it?"

Nie Bufan squinted at him, in disbelief: "Zhang San, are you still Zhang San? Are you still my gentle and pure Brother Zhang San?"

"Of course." Zhang Junshi smiled as gently as ever, and said smoothly, "Don't think too much, I will be responsible for you to the end."

"I don't need you to be responsible." Nie Bufan said in horror, "I still want to marry a wife and have children, so that I can raise children for old age."

Zhang Junshi patted his forehead and said seriously: "It's better to do less daydreaming."

"..."

"Okay, I'll ask someone to prepare hot water for you to wash your hands. After you clean up, come and have dinner together." Zhang Junshi kissed him on the eyes, then got up and left.

Nie Bufan fell on the bed, rolling over while howling.How did he defend Li Si but not Zhang San?

Wait, no!Nie Bufan turned over and sat up, why didn't Wang Shichan show up this time?Does he still meet people to order food?Be careful with Li Yi, but ignore Zhang Junshi?

Didn't he listen to the corner all night?

Nie Bufan scanned his surroundings vigilantly and heaved a sigh of relief after confirming that there was no suspicious figure.Could it be that Wang Shichan didn't follow at all?

Nie Bufan had completely forgotten that what he said at the beginning was personal protection "in the village". With Wang Shichan's strict personality, he absolutely executed it meticulously.

He dressed indignantly, and decided to use the scriptures as toilet paper when he returned home.

At this moment, there was a sudden click in the ear, as if something had broken.

Nie Bufan followed the prestige and saw a crack in the shell of the egg on the bedside table.

He leaned forward in amazement, and murmured: "Can chickens be hatched in this way?"

Although eggs can be hatched artificially, it is necessary to control the temperature. It is absolutely impossible to hatch eggs exposed to air below [-] degrees for a long time.

But looking at the situation in front of him, the chick is indeed breaking its shell.

Nie Bufan's eyes widened, staring intently at the changes in the egg. As the eggshell slowly fell off, the fluffy thing inside was gradually revealed.

This is... a monkey?A monkey born from an egg?

Nie Bufan was stunned!

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The author has something to say: "Chicken Nest Village Cheats"

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Fifth, if the fertilized eggs in Jiwo Village are hatched outside the village, they will return to the original form of the mother.And unless it is a chicken itself, animals born outside will no longer turn into chickens after returning to Chicken Nest Village.