Bird Dude Nie Bufan

After the appearance of the little monkey, Nie Bufan re-checked the eggs he had picked up, and he found two more fertilized eggs. It seems that these days are in estrus, and the chickens are full of energy. A new wave of chicks is coming.

Nie Bufan happily took the two eggs into his arms, he didn't care if they were villains or not, he just thought about what kind of species would emerge after the shell was broken.

For this reason, he deliberately got up early, prepared his luggage, and then led a large group of chickens who were in a panic, ready to go to the mountain forest to implement the grand plan of hatching eggs.

Before going out, he was seen by Zhang Junshi and asked to follow, then Li Yi also appeared surreptitiously, and then Li Huai, Si Chenyu, and Shen Muran all followed.

Nie Bufan didn't like it. The sacred and inviolable thing of hatching eggs needs to be done when no one is around, so what's the matter with them?However, due to the large number of opponents, he knew that he was invincible, so he could only reluctantly accept the reality.

Spring in the mountains and forests is full of vitality, and the breeze is refreshing, which makes people feel refreshed.

"When you get to know the east wind side, it will always be spring when it is full of purples and reds." Shen Muran couldn't help but feel poetic.

"Returning to Yuan Yun with one breath, grace is deep in everything." Si Chenyu also chanted.

Shen Muran said: "When we have a picnic later, how about having a poetry meeting?"

"Be careful." Si Chenyu clapped his fans together and asked the Li family brothers and Zhang Junshi, "What do you think?"

Li Huai agreed with a smile.

Li Yi and Zhang Junshi also nodded noncommittally, and then looked at Nie Bufan together.Everyone present knew well that Nie Bufan was "ignorant and incompetent" here, and he had no chance to compose poems...

Nie Bufan was smiling, as if he had no dissatisfaction.

After walking for about half an hour, everyone found a relatively flat place with spectacular scenery and piled up mountains, which is very suitable for a picnic, but the flocks of chickens all around are a bit disruptive...

Spreading out the cloth mat, Zhang Junshi laid out some snacks, wine and dishes prepared in advance, and everyone sat on the floor with happy expressions, sweeping away the gloom in Jiwo Village recently.

"It's such a beautiful scenery, it should be clear, let's have a toast first." Si Chenyu held up his wine glass and saluted everyone.

The rest raised their glasses to greet each other, and it was rare for Nie Bufan to meet him with face.

Shen Muran sighed: "The mountains and forests are full of beautiful scenery, we should have gone out for a visit."

Li Huai nodded again and again: "Yes, the streets are noisy, how can it compare to the tranquility in the mountains?"

Nie Bufan pouted secretly: Hypocrisy!

"While the elegance is in full swing, let's start talking about poetry right now?" Shen Muran suggested, "Chen Yu, your status is the most respected here, why don't you start?"

"Then it's up to me to throw bricks and attract jade." Si Chenyu looked at the rolling hills in the distance, and said, "Wild willows, flowers are full of trees, and Yingsong's spring evening on the mountain bank."

Shen Muran looked at Li Yi, who was silent for a while, and then said, "Stop fishing, and drink wine. The isolated village points to the place covered by clouds."

As soon as the words were finished, Nie Bufan suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed towards the distance, with a relaxed expression.

Everyone involuntarily looked in the direction of his finger, only to see a gray chicken flying by.

Li Huai couldn't help asking: "What's wrong over there?"

"Oh, nothing." Nie Bufan calmly withdrew his hand.

Zhang Junshi couldn't help but let out a low laugh, while Li Yi had black lines on his face.

The rest of the people also quickly realized that this guy was using his elegant body language to express the artistic conception of "pointing to the place covered by clouds"...

Shen Muran coughed, tried his best to ignore him, and continued: "I'll take the following sentence, the wine is full of respect, the house is full of clouds, and there is no honor or disgrace in the world."

"Okay." Si Chenyu and others applauded.

Next, Li Huai and Zhang Junshi also corrected the poems one by one. Although the poems were written hastily, they were considered quite suitable for the occasion.

Nie Bufan was so bored with the egg in his arms, he sat on the side and drew circles with his feet from time to time.

Seeing this, Li Huai felt so happy!This guy has always been arrogant and arrogant, and now it's finally time to be deflated!Against the backdrop of a group of elegant people, he is like a sparrow at the feet of a phoenix, an ugly duckling next to a swan, and a dung beetle among scarabs...

After a few paragraphs of verses were matched, everyone became more interested.

Li Huai suddenly said: "Brother Nie, why are you silent about such a beautiful scenery? Why don't you sing a poem and express your feelings freely."

Hearing this, Zhang Junshi and Li Yi gave him sideways glances at the same time, giving him gloating and somewhat annoyed eyes.It's not good to provoke anyone, but why do you want to provoke this guy?

How could Li Huai understand the deep meaning, he only thought about how to make Nie Bufan look ugly.

But why does Nie Bufan care about face?When necessary, even if he is forced to run, he can still show his majestic posture with a blush and a heartbeat.

I just heard him say: "Let me chant poetry? I'm a little embarrassed."

Both Zhang and Li squinted at him: Excuse me?Who said it?

Li Huai pretended to be warm and said with a smile: "Hehe, all of you here are modest gentlemen, who appreciate both elegance and vulgarity, and will not laugh at you."

"No, no, no." Nie Bufan shook his fingers, and said calmly, "I mean, I am worried that you will be speechless after listening to my poems, and you will be subdued physically and mentally, ashamed."

"..." Zhang, Li, Si, Shen.

Is there anyone more XX (can't think of adjectives) than him in this world?

"...Then we want to hear what you can do that will make us 'worship physically and mentally, and be ashamed'!" Li Huai gritted his teeth.

Nie Bufan looked around and asked cautiously, "Do you really want to listen?"

Everyone nodded their heads with difficulty under the mentality of entanglement, curiosity and some apprehension.

"Okay." Nie Bufan stood up quickly, took out his egg (it seems that there are some adjectives missing), with a solemn expression, looking into the distance, and said slowly, "What I want to write is a realistic poem, please listen carefully."

Everyone raised their hands to invite each other.

Nie Bufan cleared his throat, and chanted in a cadenced voice: "Chicken, chicken, chicken, sing to the sky with their heads high, sharp claws to break mountains and rocks, and fluffy hair to show coquettishness."

The cold wind blows, quiet.Luo Binwang (the author of "Ode to the Goose"), tears.

Immediately, the surrounding chickens flapped their wings and sang together, shaking the surrounding fields, dust covered the sky and the earth, and the leaves danced wildly. The originally quiet mountain forest instantly fell into a chaotic and noisy atmosphere.

Everyone was in a mess in the wind, dignifiedly accepting the baptism of dust, and the snacks on the cloth mat were covered with a layer of gauze in shame...

Amidst the noise, there seemed to be a sound of a heavy object falling to the ground in the forest.

Nie Bufan waved his hands around vigorously, and smiled modestly: "Thank you for your support and praise, I am ashamed, ashamed." In fact, from the top of his head to his chin, there was no trace of "ashamed" at all. color?

Well, I have to say that Nie Bufan was right just now. When this poem came out, it really made them "speechless, subdued physically and mentally, and ashamed." Coupled with the exaggeration of the environment, they seemed to be a "king" demeanor. No one can beat them.

Si Chenyu and the others shot at Li Huai with sharp knife-like eyes at the same time, as if to say: You are the one who provoked me!

Li Huai lowered his head in shame: I was wrong, I was very wrong!

Nie Bufan brushed a strand of flowing hair hanging around his face with a finger, and said proudly: "How is it? Does my talent make you feel that the sun and the moon are not shining?"

Yes, that's right, absolutely dull.Everyone bowed their heads in silence.

"That's why there are people beyond people and beyond." Nie Bufan pointed at Li Huai condescendingly, and advised, "Don't think you are great because you can write a few crooked poems. Geniuses are everywhere, and grassroots can be complacent."

Li Huai's head drooped even more, his face was as red as magma in a volcano, "melting" without ground.

Si Chenyu turned his head away, unable to bear to look directly.

Shen Muran was stunned on the spot, feeling that black and white were reversed before his eyes.

Zhang Junshi's face twitched, he stomped his feet and beat his chest laughing secretly.

Li Yi looks at the sky, his god is like a statue, and he disappears himself.

"Forget it, since you have a good attitude, I won't say more." Nie Bufan said earnestly, "From now on, be humble and low-key, don't pretend to understand when you don't understand, take one step at a time, be down-to-earth, don't aim too high, and challenge authority ..."

Nima, don't you want to say more?

Li Huai almost cried: "Please, stop talking, I admit my mistake, I admit my mistake!"

"Are you really mistaken?" Nie Bufan was a little unsure.

"It's true, it's absolutely true." He was full of guilt.

"Well, well, knowing your mistakes can make a big difference." Nie Bufan sighed, looking far away, "The heights are too cold, and mortals are just mortals after all."

Si, Li, Zhang, and Shen Qiqi worshiped him and paid high respect to him for his ability of turning things upside down, pointing a deer into a horse, narcissistic and shameless, and surpassing ordinary people.Since then, no one has dared to chant poems in front of him—I can't afford to lose this man.

A beautiful outing ended hastily like this, and everyone returned disappointed.

Nie Bufan waved him off, and he was finally able to incubate eggs alone in the forest.

Guarded by a flock of chickens, even Wang Shichan, who was hiding in the dark, was no match for the enemy, so he escaped quietly.

Nie Bufan set up a bonfire, wrapped the egg in a cloth, and swung it back and forth on the fire, turning it over occasionally.

This way of hatching eggs, the gods will cry.

The strange thing is, within the time of a stick of incense, the shells of the two eggs actually broke one after another...

Nie Bufan stared straight at the eggshell with his shining eyes, nervously waiting for the new life to be born.

Not long after, the little guy in the eggshell on the left broke out first, and it turned out to be a - bald chicken?

Nie Bufan was disappointed, he didn't expect this one to be not a special breed.He pulled the bald chicken chop aside, and continued to look at the remaining egg.

This time it was different at last, a little white guy drilled out of the shell, with a long neck, round face, fluffy body, short limbs, no matter how you look at it - a llama?

Nie Bufan looked hesitant, poked its limp body, and muttered: "Is this a mutant born from goats and goats..."

So fantastic!

Nie Bufan touched his chin, then snapped his fingers and said, "Okay, I want you 'Xiaogen' from now on, as for you..."

He looked at the bald chicken again, and said, "Since you were born extraordinary, even though you are a grass chicken, you will become a master in the future, so let's name it 'Da Qi'!"