Bird Dude Nie Bufan

The sky was white, and Nie Bufan woke up from the pain.Looking at Wang Shichan who was meditating at the entrance of the cave to absorb the essence of heaven and earth, he couldn't help feeling angry.

Looking at his immortal appearance, who would have thought that he would actually commit a crime of stealing people!In this world, how could there be someone more wretched than him?

Nie Bufan is a little depressed. Several residents of Jiwo Village have had improper male-male relationships with him, the village chief. Branches and leaves?

Well, he admits that he is indeed a little crooked. It would be a little unkind to blame a woman after blaming a man.But the boss is really reluctant to let him go all the way to the dark like this, and he is still the one below, rolling in pain and joy every time, being tossed so that he has no bones at all.

No, he has to think of a countermeasure quickly, and he can't continue like this.

Nie Bufan got up violently, the chrysanthemum burst open immediately, and he hit the stone bed in pain.

Wang Shichan came over immediately, rubbed his head, and asked calmly, "Are you okay?"

"Try it!" Nie Bufan roared viciously.

Wang Shichan's eyes moved from his face to his bare upper body, and then to the lump on his lower abdomen... suddenly shook his head inexplicably.

Nie Bufan followed his gaze, furious: "What are you looking at? Have you never seen Viagra?"

"..." Wang Shichan turned his face away and looked at the stone wall seriously.

Nie Bufan turned his face away and threatened: "You'd better keep your mouth shut about our relationship. If you dare to reveal anything, I will castrate you."

Wang Shichan involuntarily moved his gaze down to "that lump".

Nie Bufan casually pulled the hem of Wang Shichan's clothes to cover his vitals, and continued: "I was going to cry, make trouble, and hang myself, but for the sake of our acquaintance, I don't care about it. I hope that such things will happen in the future." Don't let it happen again, what do you think?"

"Oh." Wang Shichan responded noncommittally.

"Oh?" Nie Bufan narrowed his eyes and said, "Don't try to fool me casually, you swear to the Buddha that you will never do this to Nie Bufan again!"

"I swear," Wang Shichan raised his hand slowly, moved his lips a few times, and muttered silently, "..."

Nie Bufan strained his ears but couldn't hear what he was saying, so he couldn't help but said angrily: "You actually read it out!"

"The Buddha said: Do not speak."

"..."

Nie Bufan finally felt the feeling of being choked, the man in front of him was simply a monster in cassock.

Wang Shichan helped Nie Bufan pick up the clothes, and said slowly, "Put it on."

"I won't wear it." Nie Bufan slapped it away, roaring naked and majestic, "Take it off if you want me to, and wear it if you want me to? No way!"

Wang Shichan calmly said: "Be careful of catching a cold."

"I'm so angry that I can't let it dry."

"Then, don't wear it." A smile appeared on the corner of Wang Shichan's mouth.He turned his back to the entrance of the cave, and the hazy morning light cast a shadow on his smiling face.

Then...then...then...Nie Bufan died...

When the sun was shining, Wang Shichan carried the dizzy Nie Bufan to the edge of the pool, cleaned him up, dressed him neatly, and then placed him neatly under the tree, while he slipped out of the way.

Nie Bufan woke up amidst the noise of rooster crowing, and seeing himself sitting like a fool, he was furious.

"Wang Wu, just wait, I will definitely make you look good!" He roared through gritted teeth.

He staggered back to the village, and as soon as he entered the house, he saw Zhang Junshi and Li Yi leaning against the door and looking at him resentfully.

Nie Bufan straightened his expression and greeted with a smile, "Morning."

"It's still early?" Zhang Junshi stared at him and said, "It's almost noon now!"

"Haha, is that so?" Nie Bufan walked between the two with a smile, Li Yi grabbed his arm and said darkly, "Where did you go last night?"

"Last night, the night was charming, and I was so excited that I went to the mountain to enjoy the moon."

"Admiring the moon and getting red spots all over your body?" Li Yi lifted the corner of his clothes and sneered, "There must be a lot of poisonous insects on the mountain."

"That's right." Nie Bufan nodded repeatedly, "I was almost bitten to my death."

Zhang Junshi covered his forehead and sighed, "Tell me, who is it?"

"What?" Nie Bufan looked puzzled.

"Don't pretend to be stupid." Zhang Junshi was unmoved, "Who did it?"

"I don't know what you're talking about." Nie Bufan muttered.

Li Yi also opened his mouth and said, "Does it mean that we have to serve you with great punishment? That man is worthy of your maintenance?"

Nie Bufan turned his head, he really couldn't say it, it's too embarrassing!If he hadn't mistaken the object, such a thing would never have happened.Thinking of the first two times when I did it, Li Si's name was called out of my mouth, and I felt very stupid.

"Nie Bufan!" Zhang Junshi pinched his ear, and said with a look of resentment, "How many people do you want to harm? The two of us are not enough for you to toss about?"

"What are you talking about?" Nie Bufan gave them a sideways glance, "How can someone as honest as me harm others? You eat my food, drink my food, sleep with me, and now you still say that I am harming you? I am wronged." Injustice!"

"..." The two were speechless.

"Go away, let me go back to my room and die." As he said that, he pushed the two of them away and was about to sneak in.

Zhang and Li quickly dragged him back.

"I was almost fooled by you again." Zhang Junshi said angrily.

"Don't change the subject, say, who is that man?" Li Yi asked.

Nie Bufan babbled, but he still couldn't get rid of these two people.

Finally, he got angry and shouted: "What man is not a man? I can't do without a man? I was actually self-attacking, self-receiving last night!"

This roar was really loud and earth-shattering, and the whole Jiwo Village echoed "self-attack and self-sufficiency".

On the other side, Si Chenyu, Shen Muran, Li Huai, Tiannv and others all leaned over with horror on their faces.

Zhang and Li are dumbfounded.

Nie Bufan snorted at them, then squeezed the two of them away, walked into the room swaggeringly, and kicked the door shut with a slamming sound.

Zhang and Li looked at each other in blank dismay, speechless for a moment.

That night, thunder roared, heavy rain poured down, and the simple cottage was leaking everywhere, and everyone else didn't sleep well.But Nie Bufan slept very well, because he knew that if it rained, Wang Shichan would definitely not attack at night.

The next day, Nie Bufan woke up refreshed to welcome the morning sun.

After a night of torrential rain, the ground was muddy, and just a few steps would get you dirty.Si Chenyu stood at the window and saw Nie Bufan stepping happily on the mud, so he shouted: "Finish the ginger soup for me, I'm catching a cold."

"You're so full of energy, why does it look like you're catching a cold?" Nie Bufan ignored it and walked towards the chicken coop.

"Nie Bufan." Si Chenyu said again, "Where are you going? Are you going to find a secret place to attack yourself?"

The corners of Nie Bufan's mouth twitched, and he smiled at him: "I know you are envious, jealous, and if you want to learn this stunt, just say it, why are you beating around the bush?"

Si Chenyu was defeated.

In terms of face, he is not an opponent even out of ten.

"Village Chief Nie." At this time, the voice of Nv Nineteen came, "I don't know where the clothes I hung outside yesterday are gone, please help me find them."

"Don't you have a girl?"

"It's too muddy outside, are you embarrassed to let the girl toss in the mud?"

Nie Bufan thought about it too. He thought he was still a gentleman, so he agreed: "Okay, I will look around later."

"Thank you."

Nie Bufan had already gone a long way, and Nineteen suddenly added: "Cunjiang Nie, if you are lonely late at night, you can talk to other people, don't hurt yourself."

"..."

"Hahahahaha..." Li Huai laughed on the other side, beating his chest and stamping his feet, pointing at Nie Bufan like a cramp.

Nie Bufan glanced at him indifferently, and said quietly: "Bad, I'll go find you tonight."

"Ahem." Li Huai didn't come up in one breath, his face flushed with choking.

After receiving many strange attention gifts along the way, Nie Bufan still patrolled his territory calmly.

The thunderstorm last night frightened many chickens, and most of them were depressed.

Nie Bufan thought about it, and turned to play some light music for them to harmonize. The source of the music was naturally Shen Muran or Si Chenyu, who boasted of their literary talents.

Walking to the foot of the mountain without knowing it, Nie Bufan suddenly saw a landslide in front of him, cutting off half of the original way up the mountain.What's more, the pool connected to the mountain was also muddy.If there is another rain, the pool is likely to be blocked directly, and the treasure house may not be able to enter.

Thinking of this, Nie Bufan immediately went to Tiannu and told her what he had found.

Nineteen anxiously said: "Then what should I do? Haven't you found all the keys yet?"

"Yeah, what should I do?" Nie Bufan rubbed his chin, thinking.

Nineteen walked back and forth in the room, restless.

"Village Chief Nie, you must help me." Nineteen looked at Nie Bufan with pleading eyes.

"It's not easy." Nie Bufan sat on the chair, knocked on Erlang's leg, with a troubled expression on his face.

"I know it's difficult, but now I have no choice but to count on you."

Nie Bufan knocked on the table, and said after a while: "Well, you should tell the rest of the treasure location a little bit in the next few days."

"Disclose the location of the treasure?" Nineteen wondered, "Why?"

"What are they here for? It's for the treasure!" Nie Bufan explained, "But now that the entrance to the treasure is about to be buried, are they in a hurry?"

"Urgent." Nineteen nodded.

"So, what will they do?"

Nineteen thought about it, and his eyes lit up: "They will definitely find a way to keep the entrance."

"Isn't that enough?" Nie Bufan chuckled, "You just need to move your mouth, and leave the strenuous work to them."

Nineteen was overjoyed at first, then hesitantly said: "In this way, wouldn't they be more eager to enter the treasure house?"

"So what?"

"If I don't find the last key, I won't even have a way out."

"Then do you want the back road, or don't you even want the front road?"

Nineteen struggled for a while, finally nodded heavily, and said: "I have the determination to break the boat. I believe in the prediction of the palace master, and the treasure will be opened!"

"Good job!"

Walking out of the nineteenth house, Nie Bufan looked at the clear sky, opened his arms and shouted silently: Let the storm come more violently!

See if that pool of muddy water can kill you all!