Bird Dude Nie Bufan

Zhang House.

"Father, I'm back." Zhang Junshi greeted his father respectfully.

Father Zhang stared at the account book in his hand, with a solemn expression, and after a while he let out a low "hum": "I've been away for so long, and finally I'm willing to come back?"

"I dreamed that my father missed me very much not long ago, so I rushed back to visit you non-stop." Zhang Junshi replied seriously.

"Who will miss you, an unfilial son!" Father Zhang threw down the account book, pointed at him and said angrily, "Leave as soon as you say, and return as soon as you say, do you think your home is an inn?"

Zhang Junshi calmly said: "If my boy remembers correctly, every time my father 'distributes' my boy in a fit of anger."

"You still dare to take the blame!" Zhang's father blew his beard and stared, "If you work hard and make your ancestors proud, I will 'distribute' you, will you?"

"Father said so." Zhang Junshi confessed honestly.

Zhang's father snorted a few times, his face was full of hatred, he breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "Since you're back, don't run around. Take good care of your family and let your father enjoy his life."

Zhang Junshi was a little surprised: "Father, when you are old and strong, it is the time when you have a lot to do, why bother?"

"What do you know?" Zhang's father dissatisfied, "You are too old, you are idle all day long, and you have not even established a family. Is it plausible?"

Um, how can he be idle?Zhang Junshi felt wronged, and then he heard his father mention "getting a family", he immediately became vigilant.

"Just right, I'm going to have a banquet with some friends in two days, and you can get to know their daughters by the way."

"Are you going on a blind date for me?" Zhang Junshi secretly sighed.

"What do you think?" Father Zhang gritted his teeth, "You didn't see that some people like to bring their grandchildren to present treasures, as if they are the only ones who can give birth. So, hurry up and give me a kiss, give birth to him ten thousand Eight little ghosts, so that some people will know what 'full children and grandchildren' is."

Zhang Junshi pondered for a while, as if he was thinking about how to explain his funeral... As a marginal man who has been bent, he felt a lot of trouble.

He said in a calm and earnest tone as much as possible: "Father, the child has a sweetheart."

"What? You have it!" Father Zhang was overjoyed, and hurriedly asked, "Which lady is it? Oh, no, no, no, it doesn't matter even if the family is poor, as long as you have good conduct, I won't object!"

"Well, his conduct is not very good."

Zhang's father asked cautiously: "What kind of bad law? Poor character, lack of etiquette, or flirtatious?"

Zhang Junshi said in a cold sweat: "It seems that there is a little bit of it."

"What? How could you fall in love with such a person? Are your eyes covered with paper?" Father Zhang was about to get angry, but when he realized that this matter was about future generations, he suppressed his anger and said as calmly as possible, "Tell me, you How did you fall in love with him? As my son, it's impossible for him to have such a bad eye?"

Zhang Junshi's thoughts are wandering. The days of living in Jiwo Village were the happiest time in his life, and he couldn't help laughing every time he thought about it.

Seeing his son's idiot-like face, Zhang's father felt sad, this is useless, completely useless!Which vixen made his son, who is both good in character and academics, into a fool?

"If you really like it, then bring it back and show it to your father." Zhang's father decided to keep his demands on his wife to a minimum. As long as he is decent, he will obey his son. Anyway, it is normal for a man to have three wives and four concubines. , he didn't believe that this kid would really fall in love with some crooked melons and cracked dates!

Zhang Junshi was also very surprised by his father's rare tolerance in a century, but the more he was like this, the more he felt that his future was worrisome.

"Let's talk." Zhang's father sat on the grand teacher's chair, put on a posture, with a listless look ready to bear the blow, "Who is she?"

Zhang Junshi looked at his father cautiously, secretly measuring his ability to bear, hesitating whether to be open and honest at this time.

"What are you talking about?" Father Zhang shouted impatiently, "Quickly explain to me!"

Zhang Junshi finally made up his mind, and said slowly: "When I was in Xishan City, I met a man. He lived alone in a small mountain village and raised a group of chickens. Although he didn't have much, he was happy. Love He cheats, loves to tease people, doesn’t care about money but enjoys the fun of earning a small amount of money. Being with him seems to be able to forget all the troubles in the world.”

The barren land is rich because of him.Zhang Jun really added a sentence in his heart.

Father Zhang was stunned, he could clearly feel the affection in his son's tone.The person he spoke of had a unique personality, and could even be said to be a bit deviant.

Is there really such a woman in the world?To be able to live so freely and recklessly.

"Okay, I probably understand." Father Zhang waved his hand and said, "Our Zhang family is not a famous family, and we don't have so many rules. As long as she abides by women's morals and gets along well with you, as a father, you can try to accept it." .”

"No, father, you haven't understood yet." Zhang Junshi lowered his eyebrows and said, "He will never be able to abide by the way of 'women', because he is a man."

Father Zhang couldn't believe his ears, he was stunned for a while before asking uncertainly, "Say it again?"

"He is a man." Zhang Junshi said word by word, "The descendant of Saint Duobao, the holder of the fifth key to the treasure, Nie Bufan, the head of Jiwo Village."

On the second day, Zhang Junshi calmly listened to the performance reports of several stewards with the marks of being beaten on his face.

Yesterday's conversation ended in violence. He had expected this outcome long ago, but he didn't regret confessing to his father.His father is not a person who sticks to the old rules, and the situation of the Zhang family is quite special. The main family headed by the father has always been thin, and the family often adopts heirs, and the relationship is inseparable. Even the father is not the grandfather's biological son.Since the fortune, there has never been a disaster of brothers fighting for power and profit. This is also the reason why the Zhang family can be as rich as an enemy, and its internal unity is legendary.

If Zhang Junshi has no heirs in the future, he can choose to give up his inheritance rights, leave the family, and become a collateral line; he can also choose to adopt a child from a certain clan brother to continue the family business.He himself is more inclined to the first one. With his ability, he can start from scratch even without the support of his family.It is not difficult to earn a fairly solid family background without seeking great wealth.

He is going to borrow the family caravan next, and he won't be able to hide Bufan's identity for long. Instead of being exposed by others, it is better to take the initiative to confess.

Zhang Junshi sighed to himself, he was trying his best here, just asking that guy to settle down and stop causing trouble for him.

Li House.

In the courtyard, two figures staggered, fisting and kicking.Among them, the older martial artist had a sharp attack, and his martial arts was obviously superior to the other young man, but he was still unable to defeat him.

After hundreds of rounds of fierce fighting, the young man suddenly pushed his hand and used his strength to strike. Not only did he defuse the crucial blow, but he also skillfully knocked the elder back.

"Okay!" The elder laughed loudly, "During the days away from home, Gong Yu's martial arts has improved a lot. What kind of move was that just now, softness with strength, and needles hidden in the cotton, it is very strange."

The young man raised his braids and turned around to stand still. It was Li Yi—"Gong Yu" was his nickname.

"Master, let me go." Li Yi clasped his fists and said, "The move just now is called Tai Chi, and it is a move that I accidentally realized when I was talking with the village chief of Jiwo Village."

"The head of Jiwo Village?" The master smiled, "Nie Bufan, the descendant of Duobao holding the fifth key?"

Li Yi nodded.

"Just talking can make you realize such a subtle move, it seems that this person's martial arts cultivation is not low."

The corner of Li Yi's mouth twitched a few times, and he didn't have the nerve to tell the master that he was a bastard at all.

His master was quite interested, he touched his chin and said: "I must meet him when I have time, maybe after talking with him, I can also realize some brilliant tricks."

Hearing this, Li Yi's cool face twisted a few times, and he said, "Master, he doesn't know martial arts at all."

"Can't know martial arts?" The master asked strangely, "Then how can he make you realize new moves?"

"He...just taught me how to knead dough." Li Yi replied depressedly.

"Knead the dough?" The master looked suspicious. When did kneading the dough have such a miraculous effect?

"It's hard to explain in a few words. Another day, I will personally demonstrate the method of kneading dough to my master. It will be treated as your sudden attack when I beat my brother in a martial arts competition and beat me to death. Let me live on my own." Thank you for self-destruction and falling into Chicken Nest Village."

A master was shocked.What's the matter with such a bitter and vengeful thank you?What tragic thing happened to him in Jiwo Village?

What atrocious thing?That's really Jilu gone forever, and women have been floating clouds ever since.

Li Yi's heart is sour!It's fine to be one of the bent sentient beings, but still bent so cleanly and without hesitation.

What's even more sad is that the person who caused him to bend was unconscious and wantonly expanded his foundation with joy, as if he was afraid that he would be lonely on the bend.

"Master, I would like to ask you for a favor in a few days." Li Yi calmed down and said to his master.

"Oh? What's the matter?"

"Help me protect someone." Li Yi said slowly, "And, it must be kept secret from the rest of the family, not even my father."

The Li family is different from the Zhang family, and absolutely does not allow the family's children to corrupt the family style and have sex with a man.Li Yi's father is especially strict. Once he finds out the relationship between Nie Bufan and him, Jiwo Village will probably be in a state of chaos.It should be said that all the people and things related to Nie Bufan will be disturbed.

Hopefully he can be extradited back to the village without a hitch, someone's ability to cause trouble is just too depressing.

"Look, look! Is this your service?" In the Yunlai Inn, Nie Bufan was reasoning with the innkeeper, "What's the matter with the chicken feathers and chicken excrement in this place? I thought I was in a chicken coop just now ! Did you throw all the chickens in the kitchen into my room? Are you dissatisfied with me staying in your inn?"

The boss wiped his sweat and said, "I'm very sorry, I'll ask someone to clean it up for you right away."

"Is it enough to clean it up?" Nie Bufan was furious, "You hear, how bad is the smell in this room, can you still live in it?"

"It was our negligence, our negligence."

"Tell me, what are you going to do about it?" Nie Bufan said in a dark voice, "If you don't give me an explanation, I'll go to the government office and sue you Yunlai Inn for cheating."

"No, no, there is something to discuss, easy to discuss." The boss smiled with a stiff face, "How about this, the accommodation fee for the two of you for the next half month will be free, even if the hotel compensates you for your poor hospitality."

"Half a month?" Nie Bufan snorted coldly, "I have already paid a deposit for several days, and how can I live for half a month?"

"Then, what do you mean?" The boss continued to smile apologetically.

"Well, we don't need you to pay back our deposit, but you will cover our three meals a day for the past few days." Nie Bufan pretended to be generous, "There is no need for big fish and meat, simple three dishes How about a soup?"

What else can the innkeeper say, he can only admit that he is unlucky.He couldn't figure it out, how could there be so many chicken feathers and shit in this room for no reason?He didn't suspect that the two of them were the ones doing it themselves. After all, no one would make such a big battle out of boredom, just to save a few days' accommodation and food expenses.

As soon as the boss left, Nie Bufan closed the door with a bang, and as soon as he turned around, his original angry expression was replaced by a bright smile, and he proudly made a "v" to Taibai.

Taibai threw himself to the ground.