[Comprehensive] Lying is to save the world
Chapter 1 The Birth of a Lie
Leon is a very ordinary boy, who just stumbled into the work and worked diligently from nine to five.There is no special function that can cause a big explosion by chanting a spell, and there is no portable space that can hold many things and spiritual springs.
But Leon is an extremely special boy, because he lives in the "Honest World", which is hardly an ordinary world.
"Honest World" is a very special world. The residents here are all honest people without exception, and no one in the whole world will tell lies.
But... a world without lies may not necessarily be full of truth, goodness and beauty, right?
For example, our poor protagonist, Leon Boys Shoes, was caught by the boss and fired just because he woke up late and was late for work for a short while because of a nightmare.After Leon pulled the boss' clothes and cried pitifully, saying that he would not be able to live without the boss, the boss who was about to fire him was very moved, and then rejected him with a cold heart and a solemn face.
"Sorry, I don't need assistants with inaccurate time concepts. Especially with a cute baby face like you who is naturally seductive, I have been questioned several times about recruiting child labor and developing office BL romances, please leave."
Leon: "..." Should I thank you for not really pushing me down in the office to confirm the rumors and then fire me!
Leon, who was instantly unemployed, was in a terrible mood, and was about to go to the financial office to collect this month's salary with a sad face.It turned out that the accounting lady who was supposed to stay in the accounting office had disappeared after arriving at the financial office. After asking someone, I found out that the accountant had gone to the toilet because of diarrhea.
Come on, just wait and see.
Having nightmares again, dreaming of being hit by a car and being fired by his boss, Leon couldn't help but lament: "My God, how bad I am today."
The accounting lady who quickly solved her physical needs hummed a ditty and returned to the accounting room. After seeing Leon with his head bowed, she said bluntly: "Hey, Leon, look, I know you I'm going to be fired! Last month, when the boss's wife came to the company to inspect whether the boss had an extramarital affair, I knew it. Like you, you stare at the boss every day and have a face that deserves to be suppressed. Don't be fired. No wonder!"
Leon was speechless, and said in frustration: "Okay, well, it's all my fault, pay me your salary quickly, I don't want to stay in this sad place anymore."
The accountant quickly counted Leon's salary, and when handing it over, she kindly persuaded: "Oh dear Leon, your face looks really bad, just like the lump I excreted just now. Xiang is also unpopular. I think if you are going to find a new job, maybe it would be better to adjust your mood first? You know, it's hard to get impression points by putting on such a bitter face of remarriage."
Leon: "..." Should I thank you for describing my expression so vividly, and then euphemistically did not mention the metaphor of destroying the three views such as the remarriage of mother and father? !
In a terrible mood, Leon's children's shoes left the company with a stinky face, and wandered around the street in a daze. Up to now, he still hasn't been able to accept the fact that he has joined the army of unemployment.
When Leon was sitting on the wooden bench by the side of the road in despair, a few young girls in school uniforms and schoolbags were not far away and pointed at each other, "Wow, did you see that little girl over there?" Is it? With a look of hunger and thirst, could it be that his boyfriend didn't work hard last night?"
"Nonsense, look at his miserable face, which looks like he was slapped by a brick, he must have just been dumped by his boyfriend."
"Oh, it makes sense. There is no small attack that can be relied on these days. It is best to copy a cucumber and be self-sufficient. Do you think we should go over and give him a stiff cucumber?"
Leon: "..." Damn it, I wish you the rest of your life with stiff cucumbers!
Leon, who couldn't listen anymore, got up with a dark face, turned around and left with big strides, no matter how neat and chic his movements were, it couldn't change the fact that he was a soft and cute animal.In a vulgar plot like a scripted one, Leon collided with a person walking towards him at a corner intersection where he could not see the direction of the person coming.
Ruan Mengshou was still Ruan Mengshou after all, Leon bumped his head on the shoulder of the visitor, and the bridge of his nose was so sore that he wanted to cry.He barely opened his tear-clouded eyes and looked at the person who bumped into him. Before Leon could see what the other person looked like, he heard the person who bumped into him speak in surprise.
"Hey! I know you, aren't you Leon? Listen to me..."
"Yes, yes, I am the unlucky Leon who is so unlucky that he can't do anything. Thank you so much for hitting me with tears in my face," Leon interrupted the other party angrily, and was about to walk away but was caught by the visitor Stopped him, so Leon asked impatiently, "Sir, is there anything else?"
The man who stopped Leon was a 24-year-old blond young man. When he looked at Leon, his handsome face was full of nervousness and anticipation.The well-cut dark red shirt outlines the young man's well-proportioned and muscular figure. From the gap between the two buttons under the collar, one can vaguely see the broad chest that Leon envied.Although it doesn't have the exaggerated appearance of muscle protrusions, it makes people dare not ignore the explosive power contained in the tight muscles.
God, when Leon was just ashamed by the fact that he was a softie, why did such a high-quality little attack just fall in front of him to stimulate him!
Leon, who would never admit that he was jealous of the other person's figure, asked sullenly: "If it's okay, can I go?"
"No, Leon, listen to me, there is a very important thing that must be done by you now," the handsome young man said with a serious face, his blue eyes filled with tenderness like a tide, "The important task of saving the world now is On your shoulders, in order to protect this world from being destroyed, work hard with me!"
"What?! You said the world is going to be destroyed?!" Leon was frightened by the blond youth's words. For the residents of "Honest World", there is no such thing as a lie that does not conform to the facts, so Leon didn't doubt the credibility of the young man's words at all, and asked eagerly, "Then how should I save this world? I will do whatever is required of me!"
Hearing the words, the young man showed a smile as if he had succeeded in a trick, showed a mouthful of shining white teeth, and said maliciously: "There is only one way to save the world, and that is you and me having sex."
Leon was taken aback by the young man's hot answer, and it took him a long time to hold back a sentence, "...Mr.? What did you just say? Is it my hallucination?"
"You heard me right," the young man said again with a dignified appearance, "If you don't make love to me, this world will be destroyed."
Leon finally understands what the young man means. For him, a resident of the "Honest World" who doesn't know what a lie is, this is shocking news that is like the sky is falling, and he can't wait immediately He started to take off his clothes, and greeted the dumbfounded young man, "eon! What are you waiting for! Hurry up and save the world!"
"Ahem..." The blond young man couldn't help being dumbfounded looking at the unrestrained Leon, coughed lightly as if to cover up, and then resumed his serious expression and said flickeringly, "It's like having foreplay before making love, before saving the world There are also a lot of preparatory work that we need to do, so you don't have to be in such a hurry... um."
Leon asked blankly: "If we don't have sex, what should we do? Isn't the world about to be destroyed?"
The young man explained in a serious manner: "When you agreed to save the world, the crisis that was about to destroy the world has been suspended. So you don't have to worry about the world being destroyed. As long as you work hard with me, the future of the world will still be Very nice!"
Leon suddenly realized how embarrassing his current actions were, and hurriedly put on his clothes with a blushing face, and asked, "Then...then what should we do now?"
The young man smiled brightly like a demon who kidnapped a pure little friend, he took out a tablet from nowhere, pressed a certain web page, handed it to Leon, and said easily, "Come on, you just need to click on the Click yes on this and we can start saving the world."
Leon took the tablet, looked at the window that popped up on the webpage, and couldn't help reading it softly.
"Are you willing to sacrifice your virginity for the sake of world peace? Are you willing to do shameful things that have never been seen before in order to save the world? Are you willing to pay all the price to jointly build a harmonious and beautiful new world? YESorNO."
Leon blushed with embarrassment from the lines on the pop-up window, and naturally understood the shameful thing he had never heard of before as love~love~, glanced at the young man nervously, and asked hesitantly: "If you want to save the world...you have to choose yes?"
The young man gave Leon an encouraging smile, but there was an undeniable threat in his tone: "Yes, if Leon refuses to choose yes, the world will only be destroyed."
Leon stomped his feet on the spot, and finally made up his mind that if I don't go to hell, whoever will go to hell, he poked yes with awe-inspiring righteousness.
Then... Leon's eyes went dark, and the voice of the young man who had deceived him came to his ears. The deep whisper was like the most lingering whisper among lovers, and Leon's ears flushed with shame.
"Welcome Leon Children's Shoes to join the "Fraud Space". Come and cheat money, sex, and feelings to save the world. Our slogan is, lying is to save the world!"
Facing the refreshed Sanguan bacteria, Leon and his friends were stunned.
But Leon is an extremely special boy, because he lives in the "Honest World", which is hardly an ordinary world.
"Honest World" is a very special world. The residents here are all honest people without exception, and no one in the whole world will tell lies.
But... a world without lies may not necessarily be full of truth, goodness and beauty, right?
For example, our poor protagonist, Leon Boys Shoes, was caught by the boss and fired just because he woke up late and was late for work for a short while because of a nightmare.After Leon pulled the boss' clothes and cried pitifully, saying that he would not be able to live without the boss, the boss who was about to fire him was very moved, and then rejected him with a cold heart and a solemn face.
"Sorry, I don't need assistants with inaccurate time concepts. Especially with a cute baby face like you who is naturally seductive, I have been questioned several times about recruiting child labor and developing office BL romances, please leave."
Leon: "..." Should I thank you for not really pushing me down in the office to confirm the rumors and then fire me!
Leon, who was instantly unemployed, was in a terrible mood, and was about to go to the financial office to collect this month's salary with a sad face.It turned out that the accounting lady who was supposed to stay in the accounting office had disappeared after arriving at the financial office. After asking someone, I found out that the accountant had gone to the toilet because of diarrhea.
Come on, just wait and see.
Having nightmares again, dreaming of being hit by a car and being fired by his boss, Leon couldn't help but lament: "My God, how bad I am today."
The accounting lady who quickly solved her physical needs hummed a ditty and returned to the accounting room. After seeing Leon with his head bowed, she said bluntly: "Hey, Leon, look, I know you I'm going to be fired! Last month, when the boss's wife came to the company to inspect whether the boss had an extramarital affair, I knew it. Like you, you stare at the boss every day and have a face that deserves to be suppressed. Don't be fired. No wonder!"
Leon was speechless, and said in frustration: "Okay, well, it's all my fault, pay me your salary quickly, I don't want to stay in this sad place anymore."
The accountant quickly counted Leon's salary, and when handing it over, she kindly persuaded: "Oh dear Leon, your face looks really bad, just like the lump I excreted just now. Xiang is also unpopular. I think if you are going to find a new job, maybe it would be better to adjust your mood first? You know, it's hard to get impression points by putting on such a bitter face of remarriage."
Leon: "..." Should I thank you for describing my expression so vividly, and then euphemistically did not mention the metaphor of destroying the three views such as the remarriage of mother and father? !
In a terrible mood, Leon's children's shoes left the company with a stinky face, and wandered around the street in a daze. Up to now, he still hasn't been able to accept the fact that he has joined the army of unemployment.
When Leon was sitting on the wooden bench by the side of the road in despair, a few young girls in school uniforms and schoolbags were not far away and pointed at each other, "Wow, did you see that little girl over there?" Is it? With a look of hunger and thirst, could it be that his boyfriend didn't work hard last night?"
"Nonsense, look at his miserable face, which looks like he was slapped by a brick, he must have just been dumped by his boyfriend."
"Oh, it makes sense. There is no small attack that can be relied on these days. It is best to copy a cucumber and be self-sufficient. Do you think we should go over and give him a stiff cucumber?"
Leon: "..." Damn it, I wish you the rest of your life with stiff cucumbers!
Leon, who couldn't listen anymore, got up with a dark face, turned around and left with big strides, no matter how neat and chic his movements were, it couldn't change the fact that he was a soft and cute animal.In a vulgar plot like a scripted one, Leon collided with a person walking towards him at a corner intersection where he could not see the direction of the person coming.
Ruan Mengshou was still Ruan Mengshou after all, Leon bumped his head on the shoulder of the visitor, and the bridge of his nose was so sore that he wanted to cry.He barely opened his tear-clouded eyes and looked at the person who bumped into him. Before Leon could see what the other person looked like, he heard the person who bumped into him speak in surprise.
"Hey! I know you, aren't you Leon? Listen to me..."
"Yes, yes, I am the unlucky Leon who is so unlucky that he can't do anything. Thank you so much for hitting me with tears in my face," Leon interrupted the other party angrily, and was about to walk away but was caught by the visitor Stopped him, so Leon asked impatiently, "Sir, is there anything else?"
The man who stopped Leon was a 24-year-old blond young man. When he looked at Leon, his handsome face was full of nervousness and anticipation.The well-cut dark red shirt outlines the young man's well-proportioned and muscular figure. From the gap between the two buttons under the collar, one can vaguely see the broad chest that Leon envied.Although it doesn't have the exaggerated appearance of muscle protrusions, it makes people dare not ignore the explosive power contained in the tight muscles.
God, when Leon was just ashamed by the fact that he was a softie, why did such a high-quality little attack just fall in front of him to stimulate him!
Leon, who would never admit that he was jealous of the other person's figure, asked sullenly: "If it's okay, can I go?"
"No, Leon, listen to me, there is a very important thing that must be done by you now," the handsome young man said with a serious face, his blue eyes filled with tenderness like a tide, "The important task of saving the world now is On your shoulders, in order to protect this world from being destroyed, work hard with me!"
"What?! You said the world is going to be destroyed?!" Leon was frightened by the blond youth's words. For the residents of "Honest World", there is no such thing as a lie that does not conform to the facts, so Leon didn't doubt the credibility of the young man's words at all, and asked eagerly, "Then how should I save this world? I will do whatever is required of me!"
Hearing the words, the young man showed a smile as if he had succeeded in a trick, showed a mouthful of shining white teeth, and said maliciously: "There is only one way to save the world, and that is you and me having sex."
Leon was taken aback by the young man's hot answer, and it took him a long time to hold back a sentence, "...Mr.? What did you just say? Is it my hallucination?"
"You heard me right," the young man said again with a dignified appearance, "If you don't make love to me, this world will be destroyed."
Leon finally understands what the young man means. For him, a resident of the "Honest World" who doesn't know what a lie is, this is shocking news that is like the sky is falling, and he can't wait immediately He started to take off his clothes, and greeted the dumbfounded young man, "eon! What are you waiting for! Hurry up and save the world!"
"Ahem..." The blond young man couldn't help being dumbfounded looking at the unrestrained Leon, coughed lightly as if to cover up, and then resumed his serious expression and said flickeringly, "It's like having foreplay before making love, before saving the world There are also a lot of preparatory work that we need to do, so you don't have to be in such a hurry... um."
Leon asked blankly: "If we don't have sex, what should we do? Isn't the world about to be destroyed?"
The young man explained in a serious manner: "When you agreed to save the world, the crisis that was about to destroy the world has been suspended. So you don't have to worry about the world being destroyed. As long as you work hard with me, the future of the world will still be Very nice!"
Leon suddenly realized how embarrassing his current actions were, and hurriedly put on his clothes with a blushing face, and asked, "Then...then what should we do now?"
The young man smiled brightly like a demon who kidnapped a pure little friend, he took out a tablet from nowhere, pressed a certain web page, handed it to Leon, and said easily, "Come on, you just need to click on the Click yes on this and we can start saving the world."
Leon took the tablet, looked at the window that popped up on the webpage, and couldn't help reading it softly.
"Are you willing to sacrifice your virginity for the sake of world peace? Are you willing to do shameful things that have never been seen before in order to save the world? Are you willing to pay all the price to jointly build a harmonious and beautiful new world? YESorNO."
Leon blushed with embarrassment from the lines on the pop-up window, and naturally understood the shameful thing he had never heard of before as love~love~, glanced at the young man nervously, and asked hesitantly: "If you want to save the world...you have to choose yes?"
The young man gave Leon an encouraging smile, but there was an undeniable threat in his tone: "Yes, if Leon refuses to choose yes, the world will only be destroyed."
Leon stomped his feet on the spot, and finally made up his mind that if I don't go to hell, whoever will go to hell, he poked yes with awe-inspiring righteousness.
Then... Leon's eyes went dark, and the voice of the young man who had deceived him came to his ears. The deep whisper was like the most lingering whisper among lovers, and Leon's ears flushed with shame.
"Welcome Leon Children's Shoes to join the "Fraud Space". Come and cheat money, sex, and feelings to save the world. Our slogan is, lying is to save the world!"
Facing the refreshed Sanguan bacteria, Leon and his friends were stunned.
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