[Comprehensive] Lying is to save the world

Leon was awakened by the knight's delicate kisses.

The light kiss, like raindrops like slender cow hair falling on the skin, called Leon back from his deep sleep.Seeing the knight in front of him with a warm expression and a hint of worry, Leon suddenly felt that the world was a little abnormal.

Clutching his drowsy head and trying his best to prop up his upper body, Leon was startled by the hoarseness of his voice the moment he opened his mouth: "Last night..."

Seeing that Leon was feeling uncomfortable all over, the Golden Retriever hurriedly ran back and forth and served Leon with tea and water to moisten his throat ← Last night someone yelled so loudly that his voice became hoarse, and he helped Leon again Leon got up and put on some cushions on the stool. The tail behind him that was almost materialized really blinded Leon's eyes.

After taking a few sips of water under the knight's overly diligent and considerate service, and finally moistening his dry cough, which was almost smoldering, Leon looked at the restless knight and asked Chi Chi, "That... ...did something happen last night?"

Although in Leon's fragmentary memory, it seems that a certain golden retriever suddenly turned black and threw him down and ate him up, but judging from the knight's gentle and considerate performance today, Leon He began to wonder if the blackened irascible knight yesterday was the product of his sleep.

However, Leon couldn't ignore Little Daisy's burning pain until now, and the clean pajamas he was wearing was too suspicious.Judging from various clues, it looks like he was wiped out by the golden-haired knight, and then someone with a guilty conscience began to take care of the aftermath...

So Leon blushed and hesitantly asked the question that troubled him, looking forward to the knight telling him honestly and frankly that nothing happened last night, but that he had a sexual dream with dissatisfaction That's all.

Hmm... As for the hot and painful issue of Little Daisy... Maybe it's Tokiomi's fault?

However, little Leon, whose emotional intelligence is far above the human level, never expected that after he hesitated to ask this question, the expression of the golden-haired knight who was so gentle just now suddenly turned cloudy, as if it was shining The same dog ears and tail also disappeared, and the suspicious-looking black resentment once again entangled the knight.

The knight put his hands on Leon's shoulders very 'gently', squeezed the soft flesh around Leon's neck in a 'friendly' and 'friendly' way, then kept a 'gentle' smile and gritted his teeth: "Master, are you asking me what happened last night? If you have forgotten it, I don't mind revisiting it now. I promise to make your memory 'fresh' and 'vivid in your mind'."

Leon was taken aback by the knight who suddenly turned black and low-pressure, and hurriedly shuddered to the golden retriever who was about to turn black: "No, no, no, I never forgot! Last night you and I... "

Although Leon was a little ashamed and unable to continue speaking, Leon's hair smoothing action successfully calmed a certain knight who was on the verge of blackening.The black cloud that suddenly gathered dissipated in an instant with a more rapid movement than when it came, it disappeared like a mud cow entering the sea.If Leon hadn't been frightened by the knight's dangerous smile, he would have wondered if his eyes were hallucinating.

The golden-haired knight with a sunny smile on his face grabbed Leon's hand and asked in a very serious tone: "Since the Master still clearly remembers what happened last night, he should also understand why I was angry before. Bar?"

The little blush that was originally entrenched on Leon's cheeks gradually spread again. Leon lowered his head subconsciously trying to avoid the knight's hot gaze, but was straightened up by the stubborn knight and forced his eyes to meet. See.

"Master is the most important person to me in this world, so I also hope that Master can regard me as the most important person."

"No matter what Master asks, I will do my best to do it for you, but Master, you must also give me your complete trust."

"I am proud of serving the Master. If I can, I really hope to show off my contract with the Master to everyone. So please, Master, don't go behind my back and find other rabbits, sons, soldiers, etc. Is that okay? (gritting teeth)"

Last night when the knight was happy, these few words kept muttering in Leon's ear came out of his memory out of time. Suddenly, Leon felt his brain explode like an explosion, and the alarm bell was buzzing. 'The long ringing.In the end, Leon, who was flushed, could only hold back an 'hmm' sound as thin as a mosquito.

But no matter how small the voice was, it couldn't escape Yingling's keen sense of hearing. After getting Leon's affirmative answer, the knight almost smiled from ear to ear, but he insisted on suppressing his smile and pretending to be serious. Put on a serious face and said to Leon: "Master, you promised me, please don't keep me in the dark like yesterday, let me finally know that you were in danger."

"No... absolutely not." Leon murmured softly at first, then his voice gradually rose, as if he had made some kind of determination, he clenched his fists and replied firmly: "I will never lie to you in the future , will never hide anything from you!"

[Ding dong!The user successfully triggers the side mission - "A Lie That Can't Be Appealed to the Mouth"] [Side Quest "The Lie That Can't Be Appealed to the Mouth" Content: When completing the task of capturing the Holy Grail in the world of "Fate/Zero", it is limited to the old sword of the heroic spirit No lies are allowed in front of you!And without being allowed to disclose any information about the "Deceitful Space", let the old sword of the heroic spirit not take the initiative to become suspicious of your origin. 】【Sub-quest rewards: After successfully completing the main mission rewards, the settlement is doubled! 】【Punishment for failure of side missions: fail, fail, erase, kill. 】

The mission failed to punish the last few words with a cold tone, but it made Leon's heart go cold, and as if he had understood Leon's fear and confusion, Loki, who hadn't seen him for a long time, came out to do it for Leon. Goodwill' explained.

[Little Leon-chan really likes to make trouble for herself~ It's better not to make such a dangerous promise, okay?There is magic in things like language, and if you say it seriously, it will become a shackle that binds you? 】【When you pat your chest and talk big, you don't seem to have considered what to do if you are asked about your origin and world integration... Mention "fraudulent space" to anyone in the aboriginal world It is said that your existence will incur divine punishment, not only you will be obliterated for leaking the secrets of heaven, but even the unlucky person who accidentally heard the content that should not be heard will be "liquidated" and "corrected". 】【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………] Stupid Xiaoli After Ang was dubbed "kindly comforting" by Loki but was actually "cynicism", only then did he belatedly realize that he was in serious trouble...

Leon hugged his head in pain, if it wasn't for the knight's sore body that couldn't move freely, he almost wanted to throw himself on the ground and roll... What kind of cramp did he have to lose his head? Brain triggering this kind of insane side quest!

And Leon's divine turn, when he was arrogant and resolute just now, and then suddenly became like a deflated ball, wanting to cry without tears also shocked the knight.The knight hurried up and put his arms around Leon and asked nervously, "Master, what's wrong with you? Is there any discomfort or pain in your body?"

Leon looked up at the knight with his face covered with lasagna, and replied bitterly, "My ass hurts..."

Knight (with a dull face): "..."

"...Do you want me to contact a surgeon for you to perform an excision operation? After cleaning up those two useless pain sources, you can become a man without weaknesses... ←_←"

Leon looked in horror at the golden-haired knight who was still smiling gently and sunny in front of him. Did he really not have auditory hallucinations just now? !

The Golden Retriever repeated it gently and asked, "Do you need me to contact you?"

"..." Leon immediately changed from a bitter face to a serious expression of discussing scientific truth, and replied seriously, "No, I don't need this kind of service yet. Please don't let me face elimination like this alone. A noble fighter with a weak point...I can't bear it...QAQ"

Seeing that Leon's serious face immediately cracked into a stern face, the knight took Leon very cheeky and let the Master lie in his warm embrace and cry happily, and then answered very seriously. Said: "Master, don't worry, as long as I stand in front of you, they will never let them turn you into a lone warrior."

↑Hey, who the hell was the first to start this terrible topic?

A certain golden-haired knight, did you awaken some strange switch that shouldn't be awakened after you blackened?Your role is to be a warm and loyal dog, not a black belly!Hurry up and re-read the script to solidify your role positioning, don't mess around with the character collapse, or the scumbag author will cry for you, 嘤嘤咒咒＿(:з"∠)＿.

Knight (calm face): My chest is only open for the Master, and the unknown creature on it who doesn't know where it came from hastened to where it came from and died.

Unidentified creature: ...

After the ironic daily farce was over, the knight finally remembered a certain topical fungus that had been forgotten in the corner of the small black room.

"That...Master, are we going to end the foreplay and enter the main topic of this chapter?"

Leon looked blank: "Eh? What's the topic... Isn't the content of this chapter about you molesting me and I molesting you?"

The knight euphemistically reminded: "I mean, should we talk about the alliance partner? According to the normal development of the plot, after yesterday's port chaos, shouldn't we hold a combat meeting to discuss the follow-up plan? Do you want to proceed? If you continue to ramble like this and don’t follow the script, the scumbag author is worried that the readers will complain about it because the text is wrong.”

Leon clapped his fists as if he suddenly realized: "Yes, it is indeed time to discuss the issue of alliance!"

"Ahem——" After clearing his throat, Leon sat down and said solemnly, "Then let's start discussing the issue of alliances in the next chapter."

Knight: ...are you kidding me?

The author has something to say: the old sword is actually very black, it looks like a loyal golden retriever dog, but it is actually a black-bellied man who complains!

It's almost the character of the red Archer in FSN, with a very vicious tongue, and I posted a few paragraphs about "If Kiritsugu summoned the old sword" I saw before, I personally feel that it is very cute and very cute!

Kiritsugu: You are...King Arthur?

Old Sword: Yes, yes, master, is there anything to eat?I'm hungry.

Old Sword: Allie, stop quickly!It's a servant!

Allie: Saber!That pedal on the right is the accelerator!Not brakes!

boom……

Marshal (not yet dead): Welcome, my holy virgin

Old Sword (Blue Veins): You are a holy virgin!All of you are holy virgins!

Old Sword: How are you today, my princess?

Allie: Very happy!But it's too late to go back, right?

Old Sword: It doesn't matter, as long as you have fun, I have already booked a room in the hotel.

(Maiya in the distance: The above is the situation of Saber, the report is over.

Kiritsugu: ...

Maiya: Mr. Kiritsugu, please calm down...)

Finally, there may be a third update!I'll try to hold it back