Love and Hate of an Onmyoji

No one spoke for a full five seconds.

I understand how shocked they were that they couldn't speak. After all, not every group has brave people like me.

After a while, someone came out and made a fuss: [My friend is awesome!But you are...]

I sneered in my heart: Another guy who wanted to snoop on my name.

[You don’t need to know, just tell me how to participate]

I say it bluntly.

After all, being an onmyoji requires a sense of mystery.

[Log on to the official website of the seafood competition, the most eye-catching one is. ] Said the roast duck.

[Thank you] I type lightly.

Then I turned on the computer and entered the official website of the Seafood Competition, but I never expected that I got stuck at the first level.

I clicked into WeChat, and someone in the group came to me:

[How about @L?Did you sign up? ]

[Friends, tell us in the newspaper, we will support you!We'll be your backup team! ]

[...]

Seeing their enthusiasm, I couldn't be colder, so I typed like flying: [Who among you can understand English? ]

Speaking of English, this is a pain in my heart forever.

When I was in elementary school, my English was very good. In the fifth grade, I could memorize all 26 letters. The teacher patted me on the shoulder and said to my parents: "This child's English must work hard. !!"

You see, the teacher used two words "good" to describe my English level, which is enough to explain my brilliance at that time.

However, when God opens a door for man, he always closes a window for man. I am advancing day by day in my career as an onmyoji, so my English has plummeted.

Master told me that it doesn't matter if the English is good or not, anyway, the monster doesn't speak English, if it insists on speaking, you just don't listen.

I think it makes sense, but I didn't expect this seafood competition to have an all-English interface.

At that moment, I deeply realized that when Master told me that English was not important, I might already be in the early stage of dementia.

At this time, a verification message was received on WeChat. The nickname was familiar - "Nanwu Beijing Roast Duck", but the profile picture was a fat goose.

I frowned, I was not very willing to add such a person whose avatar and ID did not match.

However, Roast Duck wrote a note "Graduated from the English Department of University X".

Not only the major meets the needs, but also my alumni.

It should pass both emotionally and rationally.

In this way, with the help of roast duck, I successfully signed up for the competition.

[What?The deadline is next week! ]

Roast Duck's nickname changed to "The other party is typing", and soon a message popped up: [Yeah, didn't you read the details of the competition? ]

[No, isn’t that the name you gave me? ]

I can't read English again!

[Then let me tell you again, before next Saturday, you have to collect a thousand seafood monsters and go to City B to gather them.At that time, there will be someone hand-picked, and the winner will be considered a winner if it reaches a thousand. ]

[What if many people are full? ]I asked.

[No, do you think this task is easy?It's nice to have one person. ] Roast Duck said, but he still answered my question bluntly, [then add up the ages of all monsters, and the oldest one wins. ]

[hiss. ] I'm speechless.

[What's wrong? ]

[It doesn't taste good when it's old. ]

Just like meat, the tender ones are sweet and juicy, while the old ones are rough and rough.

I am really sad that the organizer does not understand what the real soul of seafood is.

Roast Duck:[……]

[Little brother. ]

[Um? ]

[Are you an undercover agent sent by Youshi? ]

I jumped up from the table in an instant.

Outrageous!

A brave little hero like me would be suspected of being an undercover agent!

But if you think about it carefully, it makes sense for Roast Duck to think so.

After all, I didn't show up when everyone was excited and queuing up to greet You Shi's ancestors; At that moment, a flash of lightning flashed across the sky, and the heroic me appeared instantly.

No matter how you think about it, it's sudden.

like a trap.

So I explained: [Actually, I have an unknown past with You Shi. ]

I was robbed of the boss by him.

But such words cannot be said.

Said to fall.

Obscurity, obscurity is enough.

The roast duck was also robbed, he must understand.

The roast duck over there asked: [Oh?how? ]

[I don't want to mention it.After that night, as long as I think of him once, my heart is like being pricked by thousands of needles... You just need to know that I hate him very much now, I can't wait to peel his skin, pull his tendons, drink his blood, let him... Can't be a man anymore! ]

Generally speaking, the best answer I got from searching for "how to hate a man" on Baidu is still in line with my current situation.

The night when You Shi snatched my boss away has become an indelible pain in my heart forever.

But having said that, even though this hatred is deeper than the sea, isn't it too much to curse him that he can never be a man again?

Do you want to explain that I actually used an exaggerated rhetorical technique just now?

Before I could finish thinking about this, the nickname of the roast duck became "the other party is typing", after a while, it became "Nanwu Beijing Roast Duck", and after a while, it became "the other party is typing"... …

After repeating this several times, just when I thought I was about to receive a long speech, the news of the roast duck came, and there were only three words: [Are you precious? ]

What does this have to do with gender?

I was at a loss: [My man, don't you know it just by looking at his profile picture? ]

A dashing and handsome boy from the back.

Roast Duck didn't speak for a long time, and finally sent a sentence: [You young people, you are very advanced. ]

In my heart: ? ? ?

I don't understand why the chat was good, but he suddenly wanted to praise me.

But my master taught me from a young age to not be surprised by favor or humiliation, so I didn't show too much joy, just said: [Thank you]

The state of the roast duck seems to be more tangled.

After a while, it becomes "the other party is typing",

After a while, it becomes "Nanwu Peking Duck",

In the end, it changed back to "the other party is typing"...

This is probably a person who is not entangled and will die. I exited the chat interface with him and prepared to play a few games of Doudizhu.

Fighting the Landlords is a very educational game.

It teaches us that the sun rises every day, hope comes every day, every day is a new one, so never give up on the present, but trust in the future.

You see, I lost a penny yesterday, and today the system reissued three thousand Happy Beans.

I carried my [-] Happy Beans happily and rushed into the novice field. After a few rounds, I received a gift of [-] Happy Beans from the system. After a few more rounds, the system generously gave me another one.

You see, it tells us that if the old ones don’t go, the new ones don’t come, and if you don’t lose the Happy Beans you have in your hand, you can’t have the one that the system gave you.

But the good times don’t last long. After two free gifts, the system prompts that today’s share has been used up. Please watch the advertisement or send the link to your friends. After your friends click to help you, we will give you two thousand beans again.

You see, Teacher Dou started teaching me again.

The name of this lesson is "There is no such thing as a free lunch".

I casually sent the applet link to the top three most recent contacts, and after a minute, the Happy Beans presented by the system arrived in my account.

I can't help but secretly wonder, usually this kind of advertising information is sent out without warning, who is so awesome, clicked on my applet?

I quit Doudizhu, and then realized that the top three of my most recent contacts seem to happen to be Roast Duck, Master, and Xiao Yuan.

Now the top three are still these three people, but the ranking has changed, the master ignored me, and the dialog box has dropped to the third.

The first one is from Xiao Yuan: [Where is Fighting the Landlord? ]

The second one is roast duck: [I sympathize with you, it’s okay little brother, if you have any difficulties, please tell everyone, the organization will definitely help you get revenge on that scumbag! ]

A scumbag like You Shi is not a scumbag man, I gave Roast Duck a thumbs up for his ability to summarize.

Then his fingers flew on the keyboard, and he replied to Xiao Yuan first.

After all, he ordered my applet just now and helped me get Happy Beans.

What a touching fellowship.

I don't regret adding him.

I reply: [idle and bored]

Xiao Yuan said: [Me too, how about we play a few rounds together? ]

I think it's a good idea, and I've got someone ready to go.

[Roast Duck. ]

[exist! ]

[You mean, if there is any request, I can just mention it, right? ]

[Yes, as long as our group can do it, we will definitely help you! ]

[There is no need to mobilize the crowd so much,] I said, [Doudizhu two lack one, come or not? ]

Then I saw that the state of Roast Duck fell into entanglement again... Finally he replied: [OK]

Is it so difficult to say a good word! !

There are no restrictions on Happy Beans when friends open a room, so everyone can play with confidence until Tencent goes bankrupt.

I am very satisfied.

Me, Roast Duck, and Xiao Yuan killed N rounds, and the battle was ups and downs. Sometimes Roast Duck lost more than me, and sometimes I lost more than Roast Duck.

The only player who played steadily was Xiao Yuan.

Regardless of whether he is a landlord or a farmer, he is sure to win.

Unexpectedly, this person who often falls asleep in class, and I don't know when Jinxi is, actually possesses this unique skill.

I was sighing in my heart when I saw Roast Duck saying on the friend room channel: "No, I'm going to be sleepy, I have to go to work tomorrow." ]

Xiao Yuan is very considerate: [Let’s stop playing this game, I have something to do tomorrow. ]

Tomorrow is the weekend, and there are no classes in the college, so I asked casually: [What's the matter? ]

Xiao Yuan said: [part-time job, part-time job. ]

It turns out that no matter how many happy beans you have in the virtual world, you have to be tired of life in real life.

I was suddenly overwhelmed with emotion.

As soon as it was over, I directly turned off the screen and went to take a shower.

After taking a shower for more than ten minutes, I clicked on WeChat again and found a message about roast duck.

[Little brother, did you forget about the seafood contest? ]

Hmph, how is it possible.

I was about to deny it, when I suddenly slapped my head, "Damn, fighting the landlord is so fun, I really forgot!"

Having said that, is it because you are too procrastinating that I will click on Doudizhu?

[I haven't forgotten, I mainly think that the chances of winning are not great. ]I said.

When I sent the message, I didn't intend to receive a reply. After all, Roast Duck said that he was very sleepy, so sleepy that he was about to fall asleep.

As a result, he replied almost instantly, and once again made me realize that the world of adults is full of lies: [Actually, I have a way, that is, to be a little vile, shameless, and vile beast...]

I:[……]

With such a large number of adjectives, are you really ashamed to say a little bit?

I began to wonder what kind of despicable, shameless, and extremely dirty beastly method this was.

Could it be that pouring fragrant ash water into the sea to kill all seafood monsters in one pot?

Could it be that the official website of the contest was secretly hacked, making other people's registration information disappear?

Is it...

The news of the roast duck was sent word by word, each word was silent, but resounding: [You Shi has robbed us so many bosses, we will also rob him! ]

Well, I was thinking too high-end.

But it's a totally good idea!

The so-called tit for tat.

The so-called eye for an eye.

The so-called treat the person in the same way as the person.

This method is not despicable or shameless at all, nor is it obscene to the point of being a dirty beast.

Roast duck is fucking genius.

The author has something to say: I am not very CU today~