Love and Hate of an Onmyoji

Oh, what a crazy tone!

I am the first to refuse to accept Bruce Lee in the demon world!

You say we can't fight, but don't engage in a sneak attack if you take off your horse, and fight us in a serious manner!

Isn't it amazing that you put us down without even showing your face?

Don't look at me clamoring vigorously in my heart, on the surface I don't show any clues.After all, the villain dies because of talking too much, if I don't say a word, Master You may think I'm sensible, and he will let me go.

I was complacent about my wit, and tried my best to wink at Zhou Nan, telling him to stop talking.

Unexpectedly, Zhou Nan probably has an eye disease. After making eye contact with me, he nodded solemnly to me, with a look of "putting it on me".

Then he cursed even harder:

"You are cool, you are cool, you drink water in a reservoir, sleep in an ancient tomb, and a waterfall flows from your mouth. You think you are Diao Chan Lu Bu, but in fact you are an Antarctic native. You are handsome, you are handsome, with a cabbage on your head, and a cabbage on your body. Wearing a sack and tying a piece of kelp around your waist, you think you are invincible in the East, but in fact you are the second generation of the gods!"

Me: "...Damn it!"

Are you a primary school student! ! !

Such a sense of shame can be scolded? !

I stopped swearing like this in third grade!

I bowed my head sadly.

I can't move, I really can't move this teammate.

Zhou Nan ate so much that he was spitting, You Shi remained expressionless, when he changed his curse and greeted You Shi's No. 18 ancestor, You Shi finally moved his footsteps slowly.

I was sweating in my heart——Zhou Nan, you must have some snacks!If you say it again, you will be sliced!

That really became a Peking duck!

Who knows, this tour teacher is completely different from what I imagined.

He let go of the yelling Zhou Nan, but kept me who was as quiet as a chicken.

Before leaving, Zhou Nan asked: "Little brother, do you want me to call some people to save you?"

I rub!

Brother Roast Duck!

The current situation is that I have been kidnapped, how can you say such things in front of the kidnappers? !

I was so angry with his IQ that I spit out blood.

"No need! Brother Zhou, hurry up! I can handle it here." I said.

Go quietly, and call someone to rescue me right away!Don't believe my next sentence, you have seen how ruthless this Youshi is, you must bring someone back to save me!

Brother Zhou!

"Oh, take care then." Zhou Nan nodded and turned to leave.

I looked at his back with tears streaming down my eyes.

Seeing him leaving so decisively, I think he should have understood my subtext.He will definitely bring someone to rescue me!

With this belief in mind, I started to pull myself together, delaying time with Master You, and waited until the sky was completely dark, but Zhou Nan and his rescuers still didn't come.

I thought gloomyly that he probably took my words seriously and really didn't come to save me.

My day.What a treasure boy.

I was pounding the ground hard in my heart, when I heard a few rustling footsteps, I raised my head vigilantly.

You Shi was walking towards me slowly, then bent down and stretched out his hand——

"What are you doing!" I yelled in horror, "Help! Someone is kidnapping, someone is killing someone!"

In the empty park, my screams seemed so thin.

Young, poor, and helpless.

"Give up, no one will come to rescue you even if you break your throat." You Shi watched my struggle with cold eyes.

After hearing his words, I immediately shouted to the sky: "Break your throat! Break your throat!"

"..."

You Shi looked at me with eyes that clearly indicated that you were sick: "Aren't you tired lying on the ground for a long time? I'll help you up."

... Huh huh huh?

what did he say?

He wants to help me up?

Hmph, I'll believe it, he must have wanted to pull me halfway, and then suddenly let go to watch me fall into the mud.

I will not fall for it.I snorted twice: "I'll get up by myself."

You said yes, I've been lying on the ground for a long time, why didn't I think of standing up?Master You didn't say no.

Come to think of it, he seems to be nice to me.Not only did he not abuse the hostages, but he accompanied me here and waited for the rescuers earnestly.

If I am lucky enough to get out of his hands alive, I must apply for a Nobel and /ping/ award for him.

Wait, wait, I slapped myself in the heart - you can't be in Stockholm!

I stretched out my hands to support the ground, and tried to get up in a push-up position. Unexpectedly, because I lay on the ground for too long, I failed the first time. Instead, I "plopped" and fell back into the pit like a carrot.

"..."

I seem to hear You Shi sighed.

Then he walked towards me, and this time I didn't resist - mainly because I really wanted to stand up - and let him hold me up against the tree.

He reached out and brushed the dirt on my body, and said softly, "Are you all right?"

I habitually replied: "It's okay, it's okay, thank you, you are so kind."

As soon as the words fell, we both looked at each other, and we both noticed the strangeness of the atmosphere.

This shit, it seems that you caused me to plant in the soil, right?

Now help me up again, look, smell, ask, what does it mean? ?

Slap a jujube to eat?

Just when I couldn't figure out You Shi's routine, I heard him ask:

"are you hungry?"

At this time, my stomach let out a happy cry in good faith.

"Okay," You Shi seemed satisfied, "I'll take you to dinner."

I said, "Aren't you going to kidnap me to blackmail our association and help you gather enough seafood monsters to participate in the seafood competition?"

As soon as I finished speaking, I suddenly covered my mouth.

Damn, how can I provide him with ideas!

He paused, turned around and glanced at me, but he was not very interested: "The seafood competition? It's just a gadget."

"If I win that game, I will be the real winner in life."

I was confused. In his eyes, the seafood competition was not worth mentioning, so what did he mean by "that competition"?

"What game?"

"You will know soon, because I need your cooperation." You Shi stretched out his hand to press the mask, and then moved his wrist slightly, as if to take it off, he paused for a second or two, and suddenly called out my name , "Lin Ji."