I got rich from food
Chapter 1 Locusts Can't Eat
On the uninhabited wasteland, there was a strong wind, lightning and thunder. Yu Xi stood there calmly, watching a thick purple thunder strike at him. The lightning flashed across his clothes, and his clothes were covered with lightning, but he was not harmed at all. .
God seemed to be enraged, the thunder and lightning became thicker and denser, Yu Xi was completely covered by the lightning, and his hair was also somewhat curled up by the electricity.
Just when he thought that he would not be able to survive this thunder disaster, an ethereal voice sounded in his mind.
[Koi Yu Xi, you are a once-in-a-million-year genius of the carp clan, but you can only become a fairy after you have completed your merits and virtues]
Hearing this voice, he couldn't help but ask, "What is considered to be the completion of merit and virtue?"
[I don’t know if you still remember the man who saved you]
Hearing Tiandao's words, Yu Xi instantly remembered that 200 years ago, when he was an ordinary carp spirit, he was accidentally caught by humans. In the end, a man bought him and set him free. Since then, he has become an ordinary carp spirit. , turned into a lucky koi.
"remember."
[Only if you fulfill his wish, you will be regarded as having completed your merits and virtues, and you will be able to ascend to immortality, son, go]
As soon as Tiandao finished speaking, Yu Xi felt dizzy, and when he woke up, he found that his eyes were red. He looked down at himself wearing a red dress with the word "囍" embroidered on it, but he could also see that it was red. Clothes are made from old clothes.
Why am I still transgender?
At this moment, the memory of the original owner was also transmitted, and he quickly closed his eyes to receive the memory.
The original owner is 16 years old this year, and his name is also Yu Xi. Hearing this name, he does not look like a child from a poor family at all. This is because his mother used to be a young lady from a rich family and went to school, but because her father committed a crime and was beheaded, all the female members of the family... Being exiled, this is the downfall of the family.
The original owner's mother escaped halfway and was rescued by the original owner's father and married him, gave birth to the original owner, but passed away after a few years due to poor health.
And because the original owner looked more like a girl, his stepmother dressed him up like this to get married to cheat the bride price. As for what the original owner should do if he was found out, she didn't care.
And the person he wants to marry is Chu Nian, the talented man next door. It is said that he is suave, suave and handsome, but because of his poor health, no one dares to marry him.
He didn't know what disease he had, he coughed up blood every three days, his body gradually became thinner, and the doctor judged that his death was imminent.
So the original owner married in just for joy, and when the original owner learned that he was going to marry a person who was about to die, he was afraid that he would be held accountable after his death, so he was frightened to death.
He felt that the original owner just wanted to eat and drink, and besides that, he had a hidden wish to rebel for his grandfather. Yu Xi stroked his chest and said, "Don't worry, I will help you fulfill your wish."
Feeling the thoughts in his heart recede, he knew that the original owner had reincarnated, and then he silently wished the original owner a happy, happy, healthy and prosperous life in his next life.
Koi's blessing is very useful for ordinary humans.
......
The sedan chair slowly descended, and Yu Xi also got off the sedan chair. His mana had not yet recovered, so he had to be assisted into the new house. Looking at the furnishings in the room from the corner of his eye, it looked a bit dilapidated.
He walked slowly to the bed, and Chu Nian also lifted his hijab with trembling hands, looking at his little face, he felt a little guilty, that such a useless person had harmed such a young girl.
Yu Xi immediately recognized this pale man as her benefactor.
Thinking about it, Tiandao would not let himself bend over an unrelated person, but Chu Nian was sicker than he imagined, but he could see the elegance from his eyebrows.
Seeing that the two were looking at each other affectionately, Xi Po left, and when she left, she stuffed a pamphlet for Yu Xi, and when he took a look at it, his face turned red.
"Miss Yu, ahem, I'm sorry, I blame my broken body for hurting you, ahem, don't worry, I won't touch you, so that you can remarry in the future, ahem..." Chu Nian coughed as he said, his expression also changed It was very red, Yu Xi hurried to the table and poured a glass of water over it.
Chu Nian got better after taking a sip of water, and he said again: "Help me up, ahem, I'll write you Zhang Heli's book, now my mother won't let you go, you can take it after I die Follow it away."
Chu Nian's chest also kept rising and falling. Yu Xi thought that the original owner was dead, and after fulfilling his wish, he would be able to ascend to immortality. Moreover, he was still a man, so there was no need to bother to write a letter of reconciliation, so she spoke. He said: "Brother Chu, don't bother, I don't need this and Li Shu, you can just lie on the bed with peace of mind."
"No, I can't do such a bastard thing and ruin your life." Chu Nian struggled to get up from the bed, but because of his poor health, he almost fell off the bed. Yu Xi hurriedly supported him. The "girly" breath that came made my ears turn red.
"It's abrupt."
Yu Xi couldn't help but sigh that the benefactor's character is as noble as ever, and his conduct is as bright as the wind and the moon.
Yu Xi, as a demon cultivator from the 21st century, after the baptism of the information explosion, he doesn't feel anything at all, let alone he is a man.
Instead, he felt that his benefactor was too nervous, and he couldn't help laughing.
Looking at the dilapidated rooms and the books on the bookshelves, he felt that the benefactor’s wish was nothing more than wishing for great wealth and good health. He felt that these were trivial things. With his koi, he could ensure that the benefactor’s family would be pain-free and healthy. Disasters and good harvests.
As for the news that he is a man, it is better not to tell him, so as to save him from being angry and driving west.
At night, Chu Nian sleeps inside and Yu Xi sleeps outside, and a strange person lives next to them, making it difficult for both of them to sleep.
What's more, every night is when Yu Xi is practicing. There is no mana in his body now, which makes him a little uneasy, but he can feel Chu Nian's breathing and knows that he is not asleep, so he can only close his eyes Wait for him to fall asleep.
Yu Xi didn't expect that he fell asleep first in the end, and when he woke up, his sensitive ears let him hear Chu Nian's parents whispering: "My child's father locust is here, how can we do this?"
"This is bad. If there is no harvest, what will happen to my son's medicine?" Chu Nian's father said anxiously, and ran out in a hurry after speaking.
Chu Nian's mother also came to the door and shouted, "My daughter-in-law is up for dinner."
Hearing Chu's mother calling her daughter-in-law, Yu Xi's face turned embarrassed, but she walked away to the door, and saw Chu Nian's mother, Chen Yu, holding a water basin at the door. gray.
Chen Yu forced a smile and said, "Xiaoxi, come and wipe your face first, and then go eat. As for Jiyue, I'll just come here."
Chen Yu wiped his son's face, and Yu Xi washed himself. When the two came out of the room, Chen Yu also said:
"By the way, you don't know yet, our family's Xiaonian character is Jiyue, which was given by the teacher who taught him before, which means it is as noble as the moon."
"But I didn't expect my son's life to be so miserable. Xiaoxi, I'm also at a loss. I heard that Chongxi is useful, so, just" Chen Yu said while crying, "I heard that your father is discussing marriage with you, so I will ask the matchmaker to help you." Go talk about kissing, but don't worry that you didn't hold a wedding, just tell the outside world that you are my goddaughter, so as not to delay your future marriage."
"Don't worry, you can eat whatever mom eats in the future, and you won't lose a mouthful of food." Chen Yu wiped her tears while speaking, and Yu Xi was also in a complicated mood and didn't know what to say.
Yu Xi looked at the sorghum rice in the rice bowl and the eggs in front of him, and couldn't help being a little surprised.
In the original owner's memory, he ate rice soup and small pickles every day, so this breakfast should be considered a hearty one.
In fact, Chen Yu is also very reluctant to part with this egg, but seeing that Yu Xi is so thin, and she really treats "her" as her own daughter, especially today the chicken has laid two more eggs, and her son's complexion is better than before When it was time, she felt that Yu Xi must have brought the blessing, so she added an egg to him.
Yu Xi felt that the egg was too precious, so she didn't eat it in the end, but took it back to Chu Nian.
"Brother Chu, make up your body."
Chu Nian was a little stunned, looked at his frail body, and said with a wry smile on his completely thin face: "Xiaoxi, eat more, so as to make up your body, you are so thin that you are out of shape, as for Chu Nian Brother, stop wasting food."
"No, big brother Chu can only be healthy if he eats well, drinks well and stays healthy. It is absolutely impossible for you to give up on yourself like this." Yu Xi peeled the egg as she spoke.
Chu Nian smiled wryly: "Why bother with me, a dying person, it's just a waste of time."
Without talking nonsense with him, Yu Xi stuffed the egg into his mouth, and then left.
He found a basket in the kitchen and left the house, and casually asked the old lady on the side of the road where the Chu family's field was.
Before reaching the Chu family’s field, I saw a group of locusts flying by. If normal people saw this group of locusts, they would run away from them, but Yu Xi did the opposite. He grabbed the rope and kept the basket flying in the air. When the locusts hit the basket, they were directly slapped to death, but Yu Xi's strength was very good. Although these locusts died, their bodies were not damaged in any way.
Seeing a basket of locusts, Yu Xi returned to Chu's house contentedly.
Locusts are also known as grasshoppers, and Yu Xi's saliva is about to flow out at the thought of fried grasshoppers.
Although the appearance of this grasshopper is not particularly pleasing to the eye, but the protein content in it is very high, it can be regarded as a meat dish.
Yu Xi first cleaned the grasshoppers in a water basin, then put a little salt to marinate them for flavor, and when he saw that the oil had warmed up, he put the grasshoppers into the oil pan.
Because oil is a rarity in this era, Yu Xi just poured in a little oil to dry-fry the grasshoppers. He poured the grasshoppers and a little dried chili into the pan and stir-fried them.
The sound of crackling sounded in the kitchen, and a faint fragrance spread in the air. The grasshoppers were also fried golden and crisp, and she put them into the basin.
When Chen Yu came back from the field, she smelled a scent, and hurried into the kitchen. She looked at the things in the pot and said with trembling hands: "This, this can't be locusts, what are you doing?"
Before Chen Yu finished speaking, he saw Yu Xi handing the fried locusts to his eyes, and couldn't help but think about what kind of life Yu Xi lived before.
"How can this locust be eaten? It's a pest and poisonous! You can't eat it. Throw it away quickly. If you're hungry, you still have sorghum rice at home." Chen Yu said anxiously.
The author has something to say: Another serial article: The vicious male supporting role relies on farming to fatten up all the bosses
**Advance receipt: After escaping from marriage, the film king begged to get back together
Everyone knew that Yu Ling had been stalking her for two years and finally married Gu Ran.
But the day before the wedding, after Yu Ling received a multimedia message, he realized that he was just a stand-in.
And he agreed to marry himself because he and his Bai Yueguang looked somewhat similar.
So Yu Ling was absent on the day of the wedding, and no one believed that he who loved Gu Ran so much would run away from marriage, including the other party, Gu Ran.
But a day later, Gu Ran was dumbfounded when he saw the divorce agreement sent by courier.
When meeting Yu Ling again, he said indifferently: Excuse me.
ps1: No change of attack, double c.
ps2: chasing wife crematorium.
ps3: Get the certificate first and then hold the wedding.
**
*Advance collection of series: Koi Daxian Online Fish Farming [Transmigration Book]
Yu Jin was kicked out of the world by his unscrupulous parents, but unexpectedly, he fell into a book he had read before, and became cannon fodder for the protagonist who was stalking him to death.
He heard that the fish (entertainment) entertainment industry is very interesting, so he decided to take a look around. Unexpectedly, because of the characteristics of koi, it became popular all over the Internet, and he became a famous fish farming tycoon.
A certain actress: Forward this Yu Jin, you are pregnant.
A certain CEO: Forward this Yu Jin and make a fortune.
Protagonist Shou: Yu Jin, I agree to associate with you.
A certain mermaid Gong: Yu Jin is mine, go away.
small theater:
One day Yu Jin looked at the empty fish pond and wanted to cry without tears
Yu Jin: Where are the fish in my fish pond?What about so many fish?
Suddenly a merman came out of the lake and said: Is it not enough for me?
Yu Jin: Can you compare to Malatang, Rice Noodles, Hot and Sour Rice Noodles, Fried Buns...?
A certain shark: ...
A certain shark: I have the purest pearl milk tea.
Yu Jin:! ! !
Koi Shou × Shark Attack
ps: Shou Shou is the adopted son of Yu Xi, the protagonist of "Koi Daxian Online Farming"
ps copywriting with modification
-
Pre-order: "I rely on food to spread the universe"
Copywriting: Once Gu Ning traveled through time, the only dilapidated restaurant he owned was tottering in the wind and rain, and the troublemakers were on their way.
Gu Ning: There is no trouble that Huajiajia Food can't solve. If there is, then let's have another meal.
--So, the troublemaker succumbed to the power of food.
Malatang? Buddha jumps over the wall? Braised pork?
Every bite is worth a thousand dollars, and even so, those who make an appointment are queued for the second year.
The people in Xingji expressed that let the children have a bite! They were almost crying.
Passerby A: My gums are shaking.
Passerby B: My heart is trembling.
Passerby C: My supernatural ability is also trembling.
Everyone: Huh?
#Gu Family Restaurant#
#The Gospel of Patients with Exhausted Powers#
#Good medicine for those without supernatural powers#
Gu Ning, who had risen to fame, looked at the "Demolition House" in the restaurant with a sad face, and could only knock on the rice bowl and shout: Don't tear it down, the meal is ready.
Fox Jiu in Samoyed skin: Wang?
A famous person: This is not the eldest prince I know.
God seemed to be enraged, the thunder and lightning became thicker and denser, Yu Xi was completely covered by the lightning, and his hair was also somewhat curled up by the electricity.
Just when he thought that he would not be able to survive this thunder disaster, an ethereal voice sounded in his mind.
[Koi Yu Xi, you are a once-in-a-million-year genius of the carp clan, but you can only become a fairy after you have completed your merits and virtues]
Hearing this voice, he couldn't help but ask, "What is considered to be the completion of merit and virtue?"
[I don’t know if you still remember the man who saved you]
Hearing Tiandao's words, Yu Xi instantly remembered that 200 years ago, when he was an ordinary carp spirit, he was accidentally caught by humans. In the end, a man bought him and set him free. Since then, he has become an ordinary carp spirit. , turned into a lucky koi.
"remember."
[Only if you fulfill his wish, you will be regarded as having completed your merits and virtues, and you will be able to ascend to immortality, son, go]
As soon as Tiandao finished speaking, Yu Xi felt dizzy, and when he woke up, he found that his eyes were red. He looked down at himself wearing a red dress with the word "囍" embroidered on it, but he could also see that it was red. Clothes are made from old clothes.
Why am I still transgender?
At this moment, the memory of the original owner was also transmitted, and he quickly closed his eyes to receive the memory.
The original owner is 16 years old this year, and his name is also Yu Xi. Hearing this name, he does not look like a child from a poor family at all. This is because his mother used to be a young lady from a rich family and went to school, but because her father committed a crime and was beheaded, all the female members of the family... Being exiled, this is the downfall of the family.
The original owner's mother escaped halfway and was rescued by the original owner's father and married him, gave birth to the original owner, but passed away after a few years due to poor health.
And because the original owner looked more like a girl, his stepmother dressed him up like this to get married to cheat the bride price. As for what the original owner should do if he was found out, she didn't care.
And the person he wants to marry is Chu Nian, the talented man next door. It is said that he is suave, suave and handsome, but because of his poor health, no one dares to marry him.
He didn't know what disease he had, he coughed up blood every three days, his body gradually became thinner, and the doctor judged that his death was imminent.
So the original owner married in just for joy, and when the original owner learned that he was going to marry a person who was about to die, he was afraid that he would be held accountable after his death, so he was frightened to death.
He felt that the original owner just wanted to eat and drink, and besides that, he had a hidden wish to rebel for his grandfather. Yu Xi stroked his chest and said, "Don't worry, I will help you fulfill your wish."
Feeling the thoughts in his heart recede, he knew that the original owner had reincarnated, and then he silently wished the original owner a happy, happy, healthy and prosperous life in his next life.
Koi's blessing is very useful for ordinary humans.
......
The sedan chair slowly descended, and Yu Xi also got off the sedan chair. His mana had not yet recovered, so he had to be assisted into the new house. Looking at the furnishings in the room from the corner of his eye, it looked a bit dilapidated.
He walked slowly to the bed, and Chu Nian also lifted his hijab with trembling hands, looking at his little face, he felt a little guilty, that such a useless person had harmed such a young girl.
Yu Xi immediately recognized this pale man as her benefactor.
Thinking about it, Tiandao would not let himself bend over an unrelated person, but Chu Nian was sicker than he imagined, but he could see the elegance from his eyebrows.
Seeing that the two were looking at each other affectionately, Xi Po left, and when she left, she stuffed a pamphlet for Yu Xi, and when he took a look at it, his face turned red.
"Miss Yu, ahem, I'm sorry, I blame my broken body for hurting you, ahem, don't worry, I won't touch you, so that you can remarry in the future, ahem..." Chu Nian coughed as he said, his expression also changed It was very red, Yu Xi hurried to the table and poured a glass of water over it.
Chu Nian got better after taking a sip of water, and he said again: "Help me up, ahem, I'll write you Zhang Heli's book, now my mother won't let you go, you can take it after I die Follow it away."
Chu Nian's chest also kept rising and falling. Yu Xi thought that the original owner was dead, and after fulfilling his wish, he would be able to ascend to immortality. Moreover, he was still a man, so there was no need to bother to write a letter of reconciliation, so she spoke. He said: "Brother Chu, don't bother, I don't need this and Li Shu, you can just lie on the bed with peace of mind."
"No, I can't do such a bastard thing and ruin your life." Chu Nian struggled to get up from the bed, but because of his poor health, he almost fell off the bed. Yu Xi hurriedly supported him. The "girly" breath that came made my ears turn red.
"It's abrupt."
Yu Xi couldn't help but sigh that the benefactor's character is as noble as ever, and his conduct is as bright as the wind and the moon.
Yu Xi, as a demon cultivator from the 21st century, after the baptism of the information explosion, he doesn't feel anything at all, let alone he is a man.
Instead, he felt that his benefactor was too nervous, and he couldn't help laughing.
Looking at the dilapidated rooms and the books on the bookshelves, he felt that the benefactor’s wish was nothing more than wishing for great wealth and good health. He felt that these were trivial things. With his koi, he could ensure that the benefactor’s family would be pain-free and healthy. Disasters and good harvests.
As for the news that he is a man, it is better not to tell him, so as to save him from being angry and driving west.
At night, Chu Nian sleeps inside and Yu Xi sleeps outside, and a strange person lives next to them, making it difficult for both of them to sleep.
What's more, every night is when Yu Xi is practicing. There is no mana in his body now, which makes him a little uneasy, but he can feel Chu Nian's breathing and knows that he is not asleep, so he can only close his eyes Wait for him to fall asleep.
Yu Xi didn't expect that he fell asleep first in the end, and when he woke up, his sensitive ears let him hear Chu Nian's parents whispering: "My child's father locust is here, how can we do this?"
"This is bad. If there is no harvest, what will happen to my son's medicine?" Chu Nian's father said anxiously, and ran out in a hurry after speaking.
Chu Nian's mother also came to the door and shouted, "My daughter-in-law is up for dinner."
Hearing Chu's mother calling her daughter-in-law, Yu Xi's face turned embarrassed, but she walked away to the door, and saw Chu Nian's mother, Chen Yu, holding a water basin at the door. gray.
Chen Yu forced a smile and said, "Xiaoxi, come and wipe your face first, and then go eat. As for Jiyue, I'll just come here."
Chen Yu wiped his son's face, and Yu Xi washed himself. When the two came out of the room, Chen Yu also said:
"By the way, you don't know yet, our family's Xiaonian character is Jiyue, which was given by the teacher who taught him before, which means it is as noble as the moon."
"But I didn't expect my son's life to be so miserable. Xiaoxi, I'm also at a loss. I heard that Chongxi is useful, so, just" Chen Yu said while crying, "I heard that your father is discussing marriage with you, so I will ask the matchmaker to help you." Go talk about kissing, but don't worry that you didn't hold a wedding, just tell the outside world that you are my goddaughter, so as not to delay your future marriage."
"Don't worry, you can eat whatever mom eats in the future, and you won't lose a mouthful of food." Chen Yu wiped her tears while speaking, and Yu Xi was also in a complicated mood and didn't know what to say.
Yu Xi looked at the sorghum rice in the rice bowl and the eggs in front of him, and couldn't help being a little surprised.
In the original owner's memory, he ate rice soup and small pickles every day, so this breakfast should be considered a hearty one.
In fact, Chen Yu is also very reluctant to part with this egg, but seeing that Yu Xi is so thin, and she really treats "her" as her own daughter, especially today the chicken has laid two more eggs, and her son's complexion is better than before When it was time, she felt that Yu Xi must have brought the blessing, so she added an egg to him.
Yu Xi felt that the egg was too precious, so she didn't eat it in the end, but took it back to Chu Nian.
"Brother Chu, make up your body."
Chu Nian was a little stunned, looked at his frail body, and said with a wry smile on his completely thin face: "Xiaoxi, eat more, so as to make up your body, you are so thin that you are out of shape, as for Chu Nian Brother, stop wasting food."
"No, big brother Chu can only be healthy if he eats well, drinks well and stays healthy. It is absolutely impossible for you to give up on yourself like this." Yu Xi peeled the egg as she spoke.
Chu Nian smiled wryly: "Why bother with me, a dying person, it's just a waste of time."
Without talking nonsense with him, Yu Xi stuffed the egg into his mouth, and then left.
He found a basket in the kitchen and left the house, and casually asked the old lady on the side of the road where the Chu family's field was.
Before reaching the Chu family’s field, I saw a group of locusts flying by. If normal people saw this group of locusts, they would run away from them, but Yu Xi did the opposite. He grabbed the rope and kept the basket flying in the air. When the locusts hit the basket, they were directly slapped to death, but Yu Xi's strength was very good. Although these locusts died, their bodies were not damaged in any way.
Seeing a basket of locusts, Yu Xi returned to Chu's house contentedly.
Locusts are also known as grasshoppers, and Yu Xi's saliva is about to flow out at the thought of fried grasshoppers.
Although the appearance of this grasshopper is not particularly pleasing to the eye, but the protein content in it is very high, it can be regarded as a meat dish.
Yu Xi first cleaned the grasshoppers in a water basin, then put a little salt to marinate them for flavor, and when he saw that the oil had warmed up, he put the grasshoppers into the oil pan.
Because oil is a rarity in this era, Yu Xi just poured in a little oil to dry-fry the grasshoppers. He poured the grasshoppers and a little dried chili into the pan and stir-fried them.
The sound of crackling sounded in the kitchen, and a faint fragrance spread in the air. The grasshoppers were also fried golden and crisp, and she put them into the basin.
When Chen Yu came back from the field, she smelled a scent, and hurried into the kitchen. She looked at the things in the pot and said with trembling hands: "This, this can't be locusts, what are you doing?"
Before Chen Yu finished speaking, he saw Yu Xi handing the fried locusts to his eyes, and couldn't help but think about what kind of life Yu Xi lived before.
"How can this locust be eaten? It's a pest and poisonous! You can't eat it. Throw it away quickly. If you're hungry, you still have sorghum rice at home." Chen Yu said anxiously.
The author has something to say: Another serial article: The vicious male supporting role relies on farming to fatten up all the bosses
**Advance receipt: After escaping from marriage, the film king begged to get back together
Everyone knew that Yu Ling had been stalking her for two years and finally married Gu Ran.
But the day before the wedding, after Yu Ling received a multimedia message, he realized that he was just a stand-in.
And he agreed to marry himself because he and his Bai Yueguang looked somewhat similar.
So Yu Ling was absent on the day of the wedding, and no one believed that he who loved Gu Ran so much would run away from marriage, including the other party, Gu Ran.
But a day later, Gu Ran was dumbfounded when he saw the divorce agreement sent by courier.
When meeting Yu Ling again, he said indifferently: Excuse me.
ps1: No change of attack, double c.
ps2: chasing wife crematorium.
ps3: Get the certificate first and then hold the wedding.
**
*Advance collection of series: Koi Daxian Online Fish Farming [Transmigration Book]
Yu Jin was kicked out of the world by his unscrupulous parents, but unexpectedly, he fell into a book he had read before, and became cannon fodder for the protagonist who was stalking him to death.
He heard that the fish (entertainment) entertainment industry is very interesting, so he decided to take a look around. Unexpectedly, because of the characteristics of koi, it became popular all over the Internet, and he became a famous fish farming tycoon.
A certain actress: Forward this Yu Jin, you are pregnant.
A certain CEO: Forward this Yu Jin and make a fortune.
Protagonist Shou: Yu Jin, I agree to associate with you.
A certain mermaid Gong: Yu Jin is mine, go away.
small theater:
One day Yu Jin looked at the empty fish pond and wanted to cry without tears
Yu Jin: Where are the fish in my fish pond?What about so many fish?
Suddenly a merman came out of the lake and said: Is it not enough for me?
Yu Jin: Can you compare to Malatang, Rice Noodles, Hot and Sour Rice Noodles, Fried Buns...?
A certain shark: ...
A certain shark: I have the purest pearl milk tea.
Yu Jin:! ! !
Koi Shou × Shark Attack
ps: Shou Shou is the adopted son of Yu Xi, the protagonist of "Koi Daxian Online Farming"
ps copywriting with modification
-
Pre-order: "I rely on food to spread the universe"
Copywriting: Once Gu Ning traveled through time, the only dilapidated restaurant he owned was tottering in the wind and rain, and the troublemakers were on their way.
Gu Ning: There is no trouble that Huajiajia Food can't solve. If there is, then let's have another meal.
--So, the troublemaker succumbed to the power of food.
Malatang? Buddha jumps over the wall? Braised pork?
Every bite is worth a thousand dollars, and even so, those who make an appointment are queued for the second year.
The people in Xingji expressed that let the children have a bite! They were almost crying.
Passerby A: My gums are shaking.
Passerby B: My heart is trembling.
Passerby C: My supernatural ability is also trembling.
Everyone: Huh?
#Gu Family Restaurant#
#The Gospel of Patients with Exhausted Powers#
#Good medicine for those without supernatural powers#
Gu Ning, who had risen to fame, looked at the "Demolition House" in the restaurant with a sad face, and could only knock on the rice bowl and shout: Don't tear it down, the meal is ready.
Fox Jiu in Samoyed skin: Wang?
A famous person: This is not the eldest prince I know.
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