fool said he was super sweet

When Zhong Xiaoqi asked Chai Xian if he could move back, Chai Xian was obviously unwilling.Ever since he found out that Zhong Xiaoqi had seen the little secrets in his closet, he was a little too shy and at a loss. It was the first time he understood what it meant to be 'shame face', and he felt that Zhong Xiaoqi could look at his things privately. "I don't think we need to be together 24 hours a day." Chai Xian seemed to be thinking about it seriously, "What Xiaocuo told me is if you want to be, what is away, those four-character words, what is that? What's the difference, anyway, anyway, we don't meet often, you will be more nervous about me." He and Zheng Sicuo are good friends, that little fool Zheng Sicuo goes back to play in his toy store every now and then, and he is still the boss of his toy store. As a client, he often played tricks on Chai Xian, plotting how to make his partner more nervous about himself.

Obviously they are just two fools, but the IQ of them together is really higher than that of Zhuge Liang.Zhong Xiaoqi choked up for a moment, he didn't expect to be disgusted by the fool now that he was reconciled, and the fool who wanted to lock him up for peace of mind didn't agree to live with him, and even kept away from him.It really made him extremely depressed, Zhong Xiaoqi thought for a while, "That can't be done, I have to move back, aren't we married, we will live together after we get married."

"We didn't live together some time ago." Chai Xian snorted softly, "I live alone, and I don't want to live with you."

"But when I move back, if I go to work and I'm not at home, then I'll be away. Why don't you want to live with me? I'm really nervous about you. You don't need this little test." Zhong Xiaoqi tried to say Reason, "And don't you want to make out with me, don't you want to hug and sleep with me?" Zhong Xiaoqi also reached out and touched Chai Xian's Adam's apple, obviously intending to seduce him, and he pretended to Make a very pitiful look, "Please, look how pitiful I am, I can't even walk without you."

However, Chai Xian didn't get his seduction, he felt that such a Zhong Xiaoqi was normal.After all, in his eyes, even if Zhong Xiaoqi didn't do anything, he could still be interested.He also grabbed Zhong Xiaoqi's hand touching his Adam's apple, Zhong Xiaoqi touched him itchy, "Xiao Qi can walk, don't lie to me." Although he walked a little slowly, walking is definitely not a problem.

"Then you don't want to make out with me?" Zhong Xiaoqi said discouragedly.

"I thought about it." Chai Xian was very honest, "I really want to see Xiao Qi climax again."

"Cough." Zhong Xiaoqi was a little flustered, they were still sitting in Chai Xian's toy store, there were a lot of children and adults here, Chai Xian spoke loudly and blatantly, it was really not good to be heard.Although Zhong Xiaoqi himself just spoke out, the two of them are in their own small world, not ashamed or bored.Zhong Xiaoqi held Chai Xian's hand, "Then let me go home, I want to live with you."

Chai Xian was reluctant, he thought for a long time, "It's still not good." He shook his head, "If Xiao Qi really wants to make out with me, you can come to my house three times a week." He suggested, "I'll let Xiao Qi Qi keeps a fresh feeling for me, otherwise he will soon hate me."

"How could I hate it?" Zhong Xiaoqi mourned, "Then what's the difference between us and a cannon, and we are married."

"Xiao Qi doesn't want to forget it, let's meet outside."

"Okay, okay, then, let's go to your house three times a week..." Zhong Xiaoqi compromised, and also convinced Chai Xian's little thought.It's better to have a "cannon" than to have nothing at all.But I didn't expect that my treatment had become so bad, and I went to sleep with Chai Xian three times a week as if I had an affair.Zhong Xiaoqi was a little annoyed, very.

He sighed all afternoon in Zheng Sicuo's dessert shop, and then sighed at Evan all night.Finally, Evan couldn't hold back and slapped his face with a palm. Evan's family is urging him to go back to China these days, and he will really go back in a few days.This is the last few days when Evan stayed here. He originally wanted to have a good get-together with Zhong Xiaoqi, but Zhong Xiaoqi sighed in front of him, and kept talking about the boring things about him and that foolish husband. .

"I'm not interested in your idiot husband at all, can you stop talking about him." Evan poured Zhong Xiaoqi a glass of wine, "Drink, you'd better drink until you lie down, it's so annoying." Evan said on the table Bottom kicked Zhong Xiaoqi lightly to express his dissatisfaction.

Evan pours as much wine as Zhong Xiaoqi can drink, he likes to drink, and usually likes to drink some low-degree fruit wine before going to bed to help him sleep.Now they are sitting in the studio chatting and drinking, so it is actually quite interesting to chat with friends for a while.But Zhong Xiaoqi was upset, feeling that he had reconciled with Chai Xian, but Chai Xian still had prejudice against him, obviously he just didn't trust him.

"You just let me talk about him, I work every day now, and there are only a few friends who can chat." Zhong Xiaoqi doesn't necessarily have many sincere friends, "He won't let me go home, I'm going to be bored to death " Zhong Xiaoqi had finished three cans of beer, and his face didn't look bright when he drank, although his tongue was a little bit loud at the beginning, but his head was still clear.

Evan shares a dorm room with him in college, and there's a good chance they'll drink together.So this is not the first time he saw Zhong Xiaoqi drunk, he also knew that if Zhong Xiaoqi drank two more cans, his head would become unconscious, and then he would start singing stupidly, until he was tired of singing, he would directly Get down and sleep.Like the clouds and flowing water, Evan, as Zhong Xiaoqi's friend, knows him quite well.

He also knew that Zhong Xiaoqi was gay, because when they gathered together to watch the film, they all reacted, but Zhong Xiaoqi had no disturbance.Then they switched to the GV movie as a joke, and Zhong Xiaoqi started to blush after watching it twice.Although Zhong Xiaoqi never said that he was a crook during the time abroad, they would also introduce some male friends to Zhong Xiaoqi intentionally or unintentionally.After all, they are relatively open abroad, even if they are gay, they are willing to think about Zhong Xiaoqi's sexual well-being as friends.It's just that Zhong Xiaoqi is like a monk, he doesn't get along with men and women, he refuses anyone who confesses to him, even if he goes to a bar to call him a duck, he hides far away.

I don't know who I'm waiting for, and who I'm guarding for.

Evan doesn't understand this. He has changed four or five girlfriends in China for a few months.They are all adults, but their physical interests are also normal.But Zhong Xiaoqi said, "I want to live with him, but he just wants to have sex with me!" Cursed, complaining about his dissatisfaction.

Evan looked at Zhong Xiaoqi with great interest, thinking that his big tongue was cute.Zhong Xiaoqi's eyes were a little red, maybe he was a little drunk.His cell phone rang several times and he didn't know how to answer it, drinking one glass after another. Evan picked up his mobile phone to check, and found that it was a WeChat message sent to him by his idiot husband.

Evan picked up Zhong Xiaoqi's finger and unlocked the screen, Zhong Xiaoqi looked at him suspiciously, as if he didn't know what happened.Chai Xian's voice is spoken, and Evan can understand some Chinese.Chai Xian was asking what he was doing, and after Evan understood, he chuckled, "Your husband is looking for you, do you want to reply?"

Zhong Xiaoqi has already drank five cans of beer, and now his mind is not clear, and he is hiccupping while holding the beer can.Consciousness was a little erratic, and Evan's voice seemed to be delayed, "Huh?" He frowned, looking extremely stupid.

"Let me ask you, do you really want to live in his house?" Evan leaned into Zhong Xiaoqi's ear and asked.

Zhong Xiaoqi heard it and nodded.

Unexpectedly, Evan picked up his mobile phone and sent a short video to Chai Xian. With Zhong Xiaoqi as the background, he himself showed a pair of blue eyes. He said to Chai Xian in slightly broken Chinese, "Xiao Qi Stay with me, you won't let him go home, he can only drink with me."

The video was only ten seconds long, and Zhong Xiaoqi was in a daze the whole time. When Evan was filming the video, he didn't know what happened, so he made a foolish comparison to the camera.His eyes were red, and he looked like he had been bullied again.But only Zhong Xiaoqi knew that his eyes were red because he was drinking too much.

"Haha, what are you recording?" He also asked Evan, "Why suddenly, hiccup, shoot a video."

"You'll find out later."

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Chai Xian came very quickly, and Evan didn't expect that he would arrive at Zhong Xiaoqi's studio within 10 minutes and open the door and walk in.Their studio usually only locks the door when no one is around or when Zhong Xiaoqi is sleeping, so Chai Xian came in as soon as he opened the door.

Evan heard the movement from outside the door, and put his arms around Zhong Xiaoqi's slender waist.Zhong Xiaoqi just lay down on the table and wanted to rest for a while, when he felt someone touching his waist, he frowned, reached out and patted the hand on his waist.He didn't feel like Chai Xian, so he resisted a little, "Don't hug me." He also said something.

But Evan held his waist tightly, tightened his fingertips a little bit, and leaned into Zhong Xiaoqi's ear and said, "It's the second time to stimulate your idiot, you should be smarter."

"Ah?" Zhong Xiaoqi opened his eyes and turned his head to look at it now, he was still confused about what Evan was talking about.But when he looked up, he saw Chai Xian standing in front of them, looking at him expressionlessly. "...You, why are you here?" It was almost late at night, and Chai Xian suddenly appeared here. The drunk Zhong Xiaoqi would only think that Chai Xian was hallucinating.He also rubbed his eyes, unable to reflect.

Chai Xian didn't say anything, but just stared at Evan's hand on Zhong Xiaoqi's waist, which he couldn't move away for a long time.Zhong Xiaoqi still looked like he had nothing to do with him, his eyes were dull, and he didn't look like the usual Zhong Xiaoqi.Chai Xian couldn't understand so much, he didn't understand why one after another was harassing Zhong Xiaoqi, it was the manager of the movie theater, and now it was this foreigner.He also believed what Zhong Xiaoqi said, that the foreigner was just his friend!

angry!

Chai Xian rushed forward to snatch Zhong Xiaoqi back, but Evan seemed to want to snatch him away, and refused to let go no matter what.The arms around Zhong Xiaoqi's waist kept tightening, "You want to take him away?" It was still very bad Chinese, "You didn't let him go home, why did you take him away."

"mine!"

"Who said it was yours? Isn't he in my arms right now?" Evan replied, although Chai Xian was much taller than him, it gave him a strong sense of oppression, and he would come back to beat him at any time , but he was not afraid at all.

The more Zhong Xiaoqi listened, the more he felt something was wrong. He had a longer reflex arc after drinking, so he finally understood what Evan meant by 'stimulating the fool'.He hurriedly struggled to jump out of Evan's arms, and forcibly broke Evan's hand on his waist.He plunged into Chai Xian's arms and hugged Chai Xian's waist, "I belong to you, don't be angry. This foreigner...don't pay attention to him, I won't play with him anymore." Zhong Xiaoqi saw him immediately She is obsessed with sex, and rubs her head against Chai Xian, subconsciously acting coquettishly, "You are afraid that I will be with others, so you come to pick me up, aren't you?"

Chai Xian smelled alcohol all over his body, and seemed to understand what was going on.The last two times he was drunk, that's why he cracklingly spoke his mind to Zhong Xiaoqi.And now Zhong Xiaoqi was also drunk, and rubbed his chest, which was different from the usual Zhong Xiaoqi, like a child acting like a spoiled child. "Can I live at your house, not three times a week, okay, I want to live with you. I want to see you every day——please Chai Xian."

"...Ah." Chai Xian scratched his head, he was still thinking of something to say no to.But Zhong Xiaoqi raised his head, his eyes were wet, and he looked extremely pitiful.Chai Xian didn't know why he suddenly felt that Zhong Xiaoqi had been abandoned by him. He felt that if he said anything more, Zhong Xiaoqi might cry.Chai Xian made up his mind, he used all his intelligence to imagine how Zhong Xiaoqi was pitifully abandoned by him, "Well... okay." Chai Xian said, "Okay, but you can't Played with this foreigner."

Evan shrugged innocently, a little disdainfully.He thought that Zhong Xiaoqi would say something for him, but Zhong Xiaoqi laughed twice, and the smile was very hearty, "Okay!" He also said, "He eats my tofu, Chai Xian, you beat him !"

It was Zhong Xiaoqi who was drunk.

Evan ran away, because he saw that Chai Xianzhen was going to rush over to beat him up, and he was angry. "Zhong Xiaoqi, please remember! I helped you!" He even shouted before running away.

Zhong Xiaoqi was behind him, "Oh!" said, "Thank you—!" So stupid, he is hanging on Chai Xian now and laughing like a fool.

Evan ran a long way before he stopped.Panting for breath, he glanced at the hand he had hugged Zhong Xiaoqi, it seemed that there was still warmth on it.He didn't know what he was thinking, and stuffed his hands into his pockets.He gave a helpless chuckle.He seemed to have thought about it a little bit, but only for a moment.He didn't want to be chased and beaten by that big fool, it was too scary.

But the real idiot Chai Xian didn't chase Evan when he saw Evan running far away. He returned to Zhong Xiaoqi and hugged Zhong Xiaoqi who was lying on the table. "Today is silly little Qi." He said, "Little Qi always lies to me, really bad."

"Huh?" Zhong Xiaoqi was hugged by Chai Xian, narrowed her eyes and smiled at him, "You want to take me home, you idiot."

"Yeah. I'm different from Xiaoqi, I won't abandon Xiaoqi." Chai Xian said, he looked down at Zhong Xiaoqi, whose eyes were blurred, and kissed him, "But it's okay, I don't Calculated."

"Go home?" Zhong Xiaoqi touched the lips that Chai Xian had kissed him, feeling that the kiss was floating and sweet.His head seemed to be full of cotton, and he was lying on the cotton to sleep.He felt that he had drunk too much, but Chai Xian's lips were really sweet.Unable to hold back, he put his arms around Chai Xian's shoulder and kissed him, "Hee hee, you are so sweet, you idiot!"

"...Go home." Chai Xian smiled, he had never seen such a silly Zhong Xiaoqi.

A drunk fake fool.

A really big fool.

Go home.

The author says:

go home!I'm stuck here in a hurry, but it's over for now!Thank you very much for being able to see this, see you in Xinkeng!Remember to click on the collection of Xinkeng next door, thank you very much!Thank you for liking Big Fool and Little Qi??(ˊωˋ*)??