Is it the wrong way for me to cross?

The little kid was naked, with a fluffy tail behind his buttocks, and was nailed by the engineer shovel, trying to escape but unable to escape.Weeping and accusing the two of their evil deeds!

Wong Tai Sin? !Isn't that a weasel?Is this kid a weasel? !No, how did the weasel become a child? !Fuck!Did I see a live monster? !This is not scientific!Bu Xianting felt that the door to a new world was opening towards him.

Because he had read too many tomb robbery novels, when he was working part-time with the archaeological team, he secretly hoped that he would encounter some supernatural events. Unfortunately, that part-time job disappointed him.The world is so scientific!Can't you scare yourself with some ghosts, demons and so on?

Unexpectedly, today he was lucky enough to meet a real monster!Live!Transformed in front of oneself!I can still talk!Is there any? !

The little boy felt that the yellow-haired man staring at him was too terrifying, even more terrifying than the big tall man next to him who wanted to kill himself to eat: "You, what do you want to do? Let me tell you, even though I am from the country Monster, but I also have a quarantine certificate, good monster certificate, and household registration book! If you dare to touch me, I will sue you at the Monster Protection Association!"

Fuck!It's so advanced these days, there is an animal protection association, oh no, there is a monster protection association?Bu Xianting was very interested in this little thing that refreshed his three views.But Li Xuanba couldn't control that much, he was hungry, even if the Heavenly King Lao Tzu was in front of him, he would eat as much as he wanted!Lift the engineer shovel and cut it down again.

"Wow~~~~ It's unreasonable! The world is getting worse! You actually tortured and killed the Great Immortal! You will be punished by God!" The little guy was so frightened that he cried loudly.

Bu Xianting hurriedly stopped Li Xuanba, and sacrificed another pack of vacuum marinated hooves, and specially opened the package before paying tribute to His Royal Highness Zhao Wang.Only then did Li Xuanba let the poor little monster go.

He took out a piece of chocolate and said, "Here, here you are. This is delicious, I guarantee you haven't eaten it before." He has some experience in coaxing children to walk in the court. Ke Yan, the only classmate of their major, has a personality just like a child. Yes, Bu Xianting has been coaxing him like a child.

As a monster who has grown up for hundreds of years and can already transform into a monster, the little weasel feels that he still has the dignity of a monster: "Hmph! Don't think you can bribe me with this!" He is a monster with integrity!He raised his noble head in disdain, but his eyes were fixed on the colorfully packaged thing. What is it?He was so curious, it seemed delicious.

Li Xuanba snatched the bag of chocolates unceremoniously, anyway, the kid didn't want to eat it, Gu's stomach was still hungry, and that one hoof was not enough to fill Gu's stomach.This time he learned how to unpack it.Well, the taste is not bad, but it is too sweet and too small, not enough to fill you up.

The little weasel also cried unceremoniously: "Wow~ It's mine, so he gave it to me. How can there be such a person who steals things from children!"

Bu Xianting had no choice but to take out another piece of chocolate, this time unwrapping it and stuffing it directly into the little guy's mouth.By the way, he also taught Li Xuanba a lesson: "Are you embarrassed to grab something from a child? Or do you think you are also a child?"

Regarding his own age, Li Xuanba's taboo.Among the famous generals of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, he was the youngest, and every time he played in a battle, someone always called him a hairy boy, a little beast, etc.!Usually those who call him that don't end well.But this time His Royal Highness Zhao Wang did not kill Bu Xianting for the first time, but just snorted coldly to express his disdain.

The little weasel ate chocolate happily with two tears in his mouth, throwing away all the integrity of monsters.

After eating a bar of chocolate, he was still unsatisfied, and looked at Bu Xianting eagerly.Bu Xianting was defeated and took out another one for him.Although this rucksack is the latest product of the research institute, it can distort the space and create a larger internal space, so Bu Xianting prepared a lot of dry food before setting off.But only enough food for a month.Now being entangled by another foodie, the food reserves in this rucksack are estimated to be bottomed out in a week.He only prepared a small box of chocolates, planning to use them to replenish energy in emergencies in the future.Now half of it was created by these two little brats.

The little guy was satisfied, he licked his fingers and said to Bu Xianting: "I don't think you are a bad person, how about this, you let that tall man release me first, and I will tell you how to get out of here." The little guy is a typical mother who has milk.

Bu Xianting winked at Li Xuanba, fully experiencing the feeling of being a big brother, but unfortunately, His Royal Highness Zhao Wang did not cooperate at all.In the end, Bu Xianting used all his strength to shovel the engineer out.I am planning to confiscate it by the way as a punishment.Unexpectedly, Li Xuanba flashed over like a whirlwind, snatched the "artifact" away, and carried it on his back domineeringly.

If you give it to an orphan, you are an orphan. How can you take it back?

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The little boy Huang Daxian was not in a hurry to escape when he was free. Instead, he sat down and warned Bu Xianting earnestly: "I advise you to leave here quickly. I grew up on the nearby hills since I was a child. To be honest, there is no life here. People. Originally, this place was a blessed place, and the spirits and monsters from the nearby mountains would come here to cultivate. Otherwise, it would not be so easy for me to become a spirit... a fairy."

Bu Xianting also felt strange, he had read some Fengshui books, the Fengshui layout of this place is absolutely auspicious, how could it become such a depressed state now, and there are some ghosts and ghosts raised ?

"What happened? Where are the original villagers?"

The little weasel sighed: "Villagers? They are still in the village, but they can no longer be called human beings. Originally, this was a dragon vein, but a reservoir was built upstream two to 30 years ago, cutting the dragon in half. After all, this dragon has also become a dead dragon, and this Juehu Village has also become a dead spot. Originally, there was a treasure buried underground in this place. This dragon vein is like a tiger with wings and releases the essence of the sun and the moon. If you want me to say that digging someone's ancestral grave is always sinful and immoral, look, is it retribution now? Later, when the dragon vein becomes a dead vein, what this treasure releases becomes bad luck. Some goblins need to practice To achieve the Tao, you must get rid of the distracting thoughts and bad luck in your heart. These bad lucks overlap with the bad luck released by the treasure. Day after day, this village has long since become a habitat for demonic obstacles. Normally I would not dare to come here, if it weren’t for today’s bad luck I was caught by the tall brat behind you, so I won't run to this dirty place!"

Hearing what he said, Bu Xianting understood a little bit, maybe what Yu Zhenghong and the others were looking for was the buried treasure.Thinking of the wife of the village chief and the big fat man Gao Xingquan in the coffin: "Then the people in the village can absorb human energy?"

"Have you seen it? It's not energy-eating, it should be said to be life-absorbing. It is said that when the ancestors of the villagers dug up their ancestral graves, they dug up an ancient book, which contained some crooked secret techniques. One of them is a life-stealer. People here will keep an empty coffin at home, saying to the outside world that it is for themselves, so that they can be buried with their wife when they die. In fact, the empty coffin is a prey waiting to come. .”

Bu Xianting can roughly guess the cause and effect of that year - it is estimated that when Du Qi also dug Jinling, he dug up two treasures. When he arrived in this deep mountain and old forest, he lived incognito.

He thought about it again: "If you want to steal someone's life, do you have to hold a wedding banquet or something?"

"Damn!" The little boy Huang Daxian expressed his relief: "You are quite smart. There is a ceremony, which is like a ghost marriage. But I don't know exactly how to do it."

Bu Xianting smiled wryly, how could he be smart, he had seen it with his own eyes.It seems that the wedding banquet that night was still organized for them.Fortunately, Li Xuanba is an alien-like existence, otherwise he would have ended up in the same fate as Fatty Gao.So, he can be regarded as his own savior?Bu Xianting began to realize with conscience, is it not good to leave him alone in this ghost place?or?Take him to the next destination first, arrange a safe place for him and then dump him?

The little weasel looked at the sky: "It's getting late, and the sun will set in less than two hours. If you don't leave, it will be too late. The ancestors of this village also learned some Taoism back then, so they set up a It's a Panlong ecstasy formation. Most people come to this ghost village without returning. But it's not impossible to go out. I remember a scholar ran out by mistake more than 20 years ago. Look at your delicious candy For your sake, I will tell you the tricks here. When you entered the village, did you see a towering tree at the entrance of the village? That is the exit to break the formation. Just light five sticks of incense under that tree and wait for the incense sticks to rise. When the fire burns into three long and two short, the gate will appear, and you can go out." After finishing speaking, he stared at Bu Xianting with a shining star: "Are you grateful to me? There is no need for physical promises or anything, and then give I'll take two of those black candy bars."

Bu Xianting was about to take out the chocolate in his backpack when he heard running footsteps from behind.Looking back, I saw Yu Zhenghong rushing towards him, followed by Chen Yu, but Xu Bin was gone.

Yu Zhenghong shouted while running: "Run! Monster, there are monsters!"

The weasel took advantage of his turning around and fled away.

After Bu Xianting came back to his senses, he carefully looked behind Yu Zhenghong and the others, what the hell!Did he time travel to "Plants vs. Zombies"?

A wave of zombies is approaching you!