Is it the wrong way for me to cross?

"Hello, Huihai Road Public Security Bureau."

"Hello..." The noise was loud, as if the voice came from a far away place, and it was impossible to distinguish between men and women.

"Hello, how can I help you?"

"...Come to No. 203 Huihai Road, I killed someone..."

Because the noise was too loud, the operator couldn't hear the person's intermittent voice: "Hello! What are you talking about?!"

"Beep..." The phone has hung up.

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Once again a soft landing was achieved, and Bu Xianting was lifted from the air by Li Xuanba's collar like a chick.Bu Xianting was almost strangled.

This time the place I arrived at was a bit better than last time. It looked like a block, but the corridor building was in the architectural style of the 60s and 60s of the last century.No, didn't it mean that the time machine can only go once in each era?No matter how you look at it, it should be in the 1981th and [-]s of the last century.Isn't it the same era as [-] when they went last time?This broken time machine is convulsing again? !What a fool!But... So, does that brat Li Xuanba still have a chance to go home?

"Don't run! Catch the thief in front!" A shout came from the crowd behind.

Bu Xianting turned his head, just in time to see a beggar with ragged clothes and patches running towards them in a panic.When the beggar ran close, Bu Xianting quietly stretched out a foot and tripped.

"Plop" the beggar fell into the mud.

Immediately afterwards, a tall and burly young man ran over and pinned the beggar: "I have caught you! Run? Let you run!" He said to the good citizen who was eager to help others: "This Comrade, thank you, I am a criminal policeman from the Huihai Road Public Security Bureau, this guy is a habitual offender, slipping like a loach, I finally caught him today."

The beggar raised his head and said mournfully, "What did I steal? I just stole you... Mmmm!" Before he could finish speaking, the policeman covered his mouth.

It was only then that Bu Xianting realized that although the beggar was dressed in rags, he looked really monstrous!Melon-seed face, peach blossom eyes, whiter skin than snow, bright red lips.Typical male and female appearance, how do you say it?By the way, she is more beautiful than men and more charming than women.

The policeman seemed a little embarrassed, and hurriedly whispered in the beggar's ear: "This is our internal conflict, don't make it public!"

The beggar squinted at the other party with her charming peach blossom eyes, meaning, you let me go first!

As soon as the policeman let go of the beggar, he snorted and straightened his rotten collar.Only then did he take a closer look at the two people in front of him.He suddenly became very interested: "Tsk tsk tsk! It's a strange appearance! This appearance belongs to heaven and man. The body is protected by a golden dragon, and the imperial aura is added to the body. It is a typical appearance of an emperor!"

Bu Xianting's heart skipped a beat when he heard the words, could it be that this beggar really has some skills?It can be seen that Li Xuanba has the appearance of an emperor?Maybe Li Xuanba didn't travel through time and space with him at that time, and he was the Tang Taizong in history.

Unexpectedly, the beggar grabbed Bu Xianting's hand: "Although you have the appearance of an emperor, but this benefactor, I see that your seal is black and your face is blue. There must be a bloody disaster recently."

Do beggars in this era also have the function of looking at faces?

The beggar saw his doubts, and hurriedly introduced himself: "There are four poor people, and he is the 13th generation master of Yuntian Palace!"

"Four haves? Newcomers?" What kind of horse breaks the road?

Beggar: "What newcomer? I'm not married. Four You have a figure, good looks, knowledge, and money..."

The corner of Bu Xianting's mouth twitched: "What does a Taoist priest want these things for?"

"You don't understand now, do you? Form is emptiness and form, and nothingness is existence. Beingness is nothingness." Siyou shook his head and shook his head: "Our Yuntian Palace is the most famous Taoist temple within a radius of ten miles. This Taoist master has subdued countless demons and is famous far and wide. heard about it?"

Bu Xianting shook his head.

"Hey, you're rednecks from what you're wearing."

Brother, you are no better dressed than me!At least I'm fully dressed, and you're almost naked.Bu Xianting rolled his eyes.

The policeman frowned: "You magic stick, how many times have I told you, stop propagating feudal superstition!"

Siyou retorted: "What feudal superstition? Hmph, I see that your complexion is not good recently, and the clouds are covering the top. Believe it or not, you will come to me within half a month!"

The police grabbed him: "Don't fool me around here! Give me back my things!"

"Once it's in my hands, it's mine!"

While the two were entangled, a middle-aged man suddenly ran over from the crowd, and he hurriedly pulled the policeman's arm: "Xiao Su, so you are here, come back with me quickly, something serious happened in the bureau!"

The little policeman took a deep look at Siyou, but his colleague was in a hurry, so he had to let him go temporarily, and before leaving, he said harshly: "You wait! Don't let me catch you again next time!"

To his harsh words, Siyou replied with one word with disdain - "Cut!".When he turned around, he found that Bu Xianting and Li Xuanba were still looking at him.Happy in my heart, did I really let myself fool myself into a business? !

"How about it, benefactor, do you want Pindao to change your luck?" This enchanting face is now smiling like a fox.

"Hehe, I think the Taoist priest is also an expert, maybe he can really help me overcome the calamity. Let's do this, I want to go to the Yuntian Palace to offer incense, I don't know what to do with it?"

Fuck!Is it really a water fish hooked? !There is no reason to let it go, Siyou smiled until he couldn't see: "That's good, more incense can eliminate disaster karma. Come, come, two benefactors and poor Taoists. It's not far ahead."

Li Xuanba didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Bu Xianting's gourd, and he obviously didn't seem to believe the words of this magic stick, but he wanted to pretend to be pious.He glanced at Bu Xianting suspiciously.

Although they hadn't been together for a long time, Bu Xianting could roughly figure out the temperament of His Royal Highness Zhao Wang. He waved at the other party and motioned him to lower his head.If before, Li Xuanba would have ignored him at all, but this time he just hesitated for a while, then bowed his head obediently.

Although I was a little surprised that Li Xuanba was so obedient suddenly, but, damn it!This is like taming a rabid dog, it's too fulfilling, isn't it? !

Bu Xianting whispered in his ear, "Find a place to settle down first."

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Yuntian Palace looks like an ordinary one-story house from the outside, but in this era, there are factories, open spaces, and one-story houses everywhere.It's nothing special here.If it wasn't for the wooden signboard on the door beam with the three big characters "Yuntian Palace" crookedly written on it, Bu Xianting would have thought it was just an ordinary residence.

After entering the inside, you will find that there is a universe inside, and there is a big hall directly opposite the door. The statues of gods enshrined in the hall make people feel nondescript.In the middle is the holy emperor Guan Yunchang, on the left is the Buddhist Buddha, on the right is the Confucian Confucius, and the gatekeeper is the Taoist Lu Dongbin.This combination is really inclusive.

Bu Xianting has also read some books related to religion. From this strange way of worship, it can be seen that this place should be a benevolent temple.

"Well, not bad, not bad." Bu Xianting looked around.

Siyou was happy: "Of course it's good, I said that our Yuntian Palace is the most famous Taoist temple in a hundred miles around. How about it? Add some sesame oil money?"

Isn't it a radius of ten miles?How come it has a radius of a hundred miles again?

"Well, it's actually like this, is your Yuntian Palace recruiting people?"

"What?!" Siyou's face turned dark, and he said for a long time that he was fooled: "My temple here is small, and I can't afford a big Buddha like you. No recruit, no recruit!"

In fact, Bu Xianting thought, first, I don’t know what time and place it is now, and I don’t know where to go to encounter unsolved mysteries, so why not find a place to stay first; second, where can there be supernatural events? Automatic delivery?Of course it is a Taoist temple!

Just as soon as I came here, I met a magic stick, this is ape dung!So, he fooled Siyou and brought them over to inspect the environment, planning to stay here temporarily.

It seems that this beggar is an old money fan on the road, and Baizhu's plan cannot be implemented.

Since it’s not enough to live in vain, then we have to pay: “Don’t be in a hurry, Daoist. In fact, the two of us have just returned from abroad and plan to do some small business here. There is nowhere to stay now, I see you This Yuntian Palace is full of aura, and it is a good place with birds singing and flowers scenting. And there are quite a lot of rooms. I want to discuss with you, can I rent here temporarily for a month?"

Si You understood now: "So you came back from studying abroad, I said, why do you dress so weirdly?" He took another look at Li Xuanba: "But your brother doesn't dress so much like studying abroad?"

"He likes the traditional culture of the Celestial Dynasty." Now Bu Xianting has no pressure to make up a reason, so he just comes out of his mouth.

Si nodded: "This is a bit troublesome. How can we say that our Yuntian Palace is also a famous Taoist temple with a radius of a hundred miles. How can we let people live in it..."

Bu Xianting was very sensible, and immediately took out a gold bead: "This is the deposit." Because he didn't know which dynasty he would travel to, Bu Xianting prepared the currency that is commonly used in ancient and modern China and abroad-gold before setting off.

Si You's eyes lit up immediately, he took the golden bead and took a bite to confirm the authenticity: "Of course not just anyone can come in here, but I see that you have the aura of a dragon and you are destined to me, so let's let your brother Let's stay temporarily." After speaking, he immediately put the gold beads into his pocket, smiling from ear to ear.

Bu Xianting couldn't bear to look directly at him, Taoist priest, can you avoid that obscene expression on your charming and handsome face?