Is it the wrong way for me to cross?

Because Bu Xianting majored in modern history, he chose Liberation to the Cultural Revolution period, which had the most incredible events in modern history, as the time travel destination.But no one can guarantee that these roamers will arrive smoothly.After all, there are no previous success stories.

Before leaving, the instructor finally told them: "Remember, you are just spectators of time, not participants. Any behavior that disturbs history is not allowed!" A butterfly in South America can set off a tornado in America.Who knows what terrible changes will be caused by the intervention of history?

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Now it seems that this Pisces jade pendant is really unreliable.But at any rate it was considered a success, at least it was time-traveling.Congratulations!Don't worry too much about what the delivery target is not aimed at.That is, the research topic of "Modern History Strange Tan" that he prepared at that time may not be used anymore.

"Shangxian?" Seeing that Bu Xianting was silent, the military commander was terrified.What is Daxian's reaction?Could it be that you are dissatisfied with me, Datang?

Bu Xianting came back to his senses: "Oh, um, what about this person?" He was so excited for a moment that he almost forgot about the unlucky brother who was sitting to death by him just now.

The military master was excited: "Shangxian will remove the bandits for my Tang army, God bless my Tang Dynasty! Our soldiers of the Tang Dynasty are grateful!" He immediately knelt down and kowtowed heavily.Behind him, the other Tang soldiers knelt down and kowtowed to the "Shangxian".

Damn!Is this misunderstanding too big? !The way he appeared was indeed a little different, but he couldn't tell them that he came from the future, could he?Believe it or not, they don't even understand the meaning of the word "traversal", right?

If you are an immortal, you can be an immortal, anyway, there is no counterfeiting here.

Wait a moment!Is this Tongguan Zijin Mountain?Just now that uncle was born in the Sui Dynasty and then in the Tang Dynasty, so it should be the end of the Sui Dynasty and the beginning of the Tang Dynasty?Then look at the cool and domineering kid in battle armor in front of him.Although Bu Xianting didn't study ancient history, he always dabbled in it, and his old man was a fan of the art of nostalgic storytelling.The reason why he became interested in history should also be inseparable from the fact that he was immersed in storytelling when he was a child and was nurtured for a long time.He still remembers his favorite piece of storytelling when he was a child, which was "The Biography of Li Yuanba" by an uncle surnamed Tian.So, shouldn't it?

"You are Li Yuanba?!" Oh, no, Li Yuanba was changed by later generations to avoid Emperor Kangxi Xuan Ye. It should be: "Li Xuanba?"

Li Xuanba glanced at him from the corner of his eyes, and said, "So what?"

Damn!What are you stinking farts, you brat? !Are you treating Daxian well with this attitude?Although he, the Great Immortal, is a counterfeit.

After getting the answer, Bu Xianting dared not look directly at the unlucky ghost on the ground.So, this one is Yuwen Chengdu?The legendary second most powerful general in the Sui and Tang Dynasties, the majestic General Tianbao, a generation of heroes, was actually sitting on his ass to death by himself!

This fact is really unacceptable.

"Why not? Let's bury him and make a grave. Although he is the leader of the enemy army, he is still a hero of the generation. Don't let him die too poorly." Although this "traffic" accident was not caused by him on purpose .But he did kill a person, and Bu Xianting's conscience is uneasy.

When everyone heard it, it was the order of the Great Immortal.Thinking about that Yuwen Chengdu, the country was ruined and the family was destroyed, fighting alone, knowing that he would be defeated, for the sake of the remaining bones, he still fought to the death with Li Xuanba, it is indeed admirable and admirable.Then, a few soldiers volunteered to clean up Yuwen Chengdu's body, dig a pit and set up a grave.

Bu Xianting wanted to ask the military adviser for some incense, but who would bring joss sticks when marching and fighting?I had to give up.He took out a pack of cigarettes from his carry-on bag and lit three for Yuwen Chengdu.

Dude, I didn't want to either, it was purely a traffic accident.If you are a ghost at night, don’t come to me. By the way, if you want to find it, travel to 1500 years later and go to our instructor. It’s because he missed the target!There is an injustice and a debtor!

He also thought that it was said in the storytelling that Li Xuanba fought Yuwen Chengdu today, and the original ending was that Li Xuanba killed Yuwen Chengdu.Even if he hadn't fallen from the sky, he would still be a lonely soul.

Such self-consolation made Bu Xianting feel better.

"Oh. That's right." He paid homage to Yuwen Chengdu's grave: "You don't have any cigarettes here, just these three. Don't get addicted to them."

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Li Xuanba wanted to go back to Tongguan to meet his brother-in-law and ordered to march.It would be a good idea for the military adviser not to say hello to the great immortal who came to help them: "Shangxian, we must return to Tongguan to return to our command. Look, you are returning to the upper realm to return to your command?"

Back to the Upper Realm? !Lying bird a trough!What is he going to do?Brother, can you lend me a plane?Besides, although this broken time machine is the latest improved version, its shape is made to be similar to that of a real jade pendant, so it can be carried around.But just now, he fiddled with it himself while everyone was not paying attention, but he couldn't start it.I don't know if it can still be used, I can't stay in this barren mountain alone, can I?

Bu Xianting immediately stated: "Let's go together. The upper world sent me down to help you deal with your opponents, and also gave me a hidden task. You must go together." Damn it!How can I get out of this barren mountain by myself?

Although the military adviser basically didn't understand Bu Xianting's words, he was indeed a fairy, and his words were mysterious!But it didn't prevent him from understanding the central idea of ​​Daxian's speech, which was that Daxian wanted to go with them.Can the military division say no?It's too late for such a great immortal to make offerings, so how dare they drive people away.

Taking another look at his lord, although he didn't look this way at all, he didn't mean to object.The military division made a decision: "Go together, go together. Great Immortal, please come..."

This time Li Xuanba was ordered to fight against Yuwen Chengdu's [-] troops, but he only took [-] Xiaoqi.The military adviser looked around among the cavalry and said, "Please ride with King Zhao." It would be too disrespectful to let Daxian ride a horse with ordinary soldiers.The whole army is also the king of Zhao with the highest standard, and it should take on this glorious task.

Pulling the child finally gave Bu Xianting a straight look, and the three white eyes looked down condescendingly: "Can't the immortal fly?"

Nima!The kid is not stupid!

"What do you know? Immortal energy can only be critically hit when it is fully charged. Without immortal energy, a great immortal can't fly, so he can't fly." Bu Xianting babbled.

Everyone couldn't understand what they heard, Bu Xianting saw that Li Xuanba didn't object, and hurriedly climbed on the horse's back.

It's not that Bu Xianting doesn't want to ride a horse by himself, but he can't get up!The instructors did not teach this skill either.Riding ah!In their era, it was a luxury that only the rich could play. There was no land for people to live in the city, and those local tyrants still kept horses in enclosures. It was really a society where horses eat people!

Didn't he say that the scientific research department is too stingy, wouldn't it be the same as they didn't have a driver's license in ancient times if they didn't know how to ride a horse?Which adult can't drive, this is a necessary skill, right? !

That chasing wind and white dot Wanliyun is a famous horse, except for Li Xuanba, anyone who gets close to it will get a hoof print.It's strange to say that it seems to be pleasing to Bu Xianting, but it is so obedient.

Everyone said, the Great Immortal is indeed the Great Immortal, what a god!

It's a pity that Bu Xianting doesn't know how to ride a horse at all, and he almost lost the image of the immortal after tossing for a long time, and he couldn't climb up.In the end, Li Xuanba couldn't see him, so he dragged him onto the horse.

"Uh, thank you." Although this Li Xuanba looked like a [-] man, he was still a bit educated.

Unexpectedly, His Royal Highness Zhao Wang who was "at last a bit educated" suddenly said: "There are no horses in the upper world?"

Is this a mockery of yourself?What uncensored?Don't say it's as good as a pornographic film?

"Yeah, why are we gods riding horses? We all drive cars, suspension cars, haven't you seen them? Haven't you heard of them? Huh! Mortals!" Why don't you kneel down and lick the feet of this great fairy?

The two of them were speechless all the way, chasing the wind and white dot Wanliyun, leaving behind the cavalry for a block.Finally arrived at Tongguan, the son-in-law Chai Shao had been waiting here for a long time.The two were waiting to greet each other when suddenly there was a strong wind and dense dark clouds.The dark clouds came very mysteriously, the sky was clear just now.Not long after, there were thunder, lightning, and thunderbolts.What's even more strange is that the thunder only hit Li Xuanba and the others on the head.

Bu Xianting looked down at the Pisces jade pendant light on his wrist which kept blinking.Fuck, your broken machine is only responding now, isn't your reflex arc a little too long.He was busy adjusting his time, and he must go to the right place this time. He only prepared a research topic of "Modern History Stories".

The dark clouds churned violently, and Bu Xianting knew that the magnetic field in space was distorting, and his second time travel was about to begin.Hurry up and get your posture right, you have to be prepared to fall again this time.He didn't want to be caught by Li Xuanba just as the time rift opened.

Bu Xianting kicked him desperately: "Damn it! I'm going back to the upper realm. Why are you catching me?!" Trying to break free with both hands and feet, he could only watch helplessly as he and Li Xuanba were sucked into the rift of time middle.

All the cavalry just caught up to see this scene, and seeing the two people who disappeared from the sky, they knelt down and bowed down.

Military Advisor: It turns out that the hidden mission of the Great Immortal is to take his prince to the upper realm.

All the soldiers: King Zhao is indeed as the legend says, it was the Garuda Dapeng who came to the world, and now he has gone back to the upper realm.

The description of Li Xuanba's death in later generations became like this - domineering and unrestrained, challenging the power of the sky, throwing hammers at the sky, nine days after Yuwen Chengdu's death, the thunder of the Yuan Dynasty returned to the throne, and he was ordered to lead the gods of the Ministry of Thunder to take the throne. For Li Xuanba's crime against the heavens, he was struck to death by lightning.After his death, he turned into a roc Garuda and ascended to the upper realm.

The author has something to say: Notes:

1. Because the time when Bu Xianting and the others are located is 2053, the period of the Cultural Revolution belongs to modern history for them, not modern history.

2. A butterfly in South America can set off a tornado in America.The Butterfly Effect.It is a metaphor about chaos - a small action can cause a series of huge reactions.

3. Jiutian Yingyuan Leisheng Puhua Tianzun: According to legend, Yuwen Chengdu is the reincarnation of Jiutian Yingyuan Leisheng Puhua Tianzun (that is, Shang Dynasty Taishi Wenzhong). kill.