Is it the wrong way for me to cross?

Bu Xianting and Li Xuanba happened to see this scene, and suddenly had an epiphany, what the hell!Could this be the true deity of He Huan and Double Silly? !

Nima!To be able to mistake them is at least 800 degrees of myopia, right? !

These two people, with short black hair, are indeed tall, and they should be about 1.9 meters by visual inspection.But, Nima's!This guy has such a stalwart body, with muscles all over his body, he is actually painted with heavy makeup, twisting his water snake waist, and said one by one: "Death~"

If anyone can mistake Li Xuanba for this monster uncle, if His Royal Highness Zhao Wang doesn't do it himself, Bu Xianting will go up and kill him!

And the other person did have short blond hair, was not tall, and had a gentle and handsome face.However, it doesn't look like Bu Xianting at all. If you insist on being similar, you can cut this guy in half and you might still be a little bit like him.Nima, this guy must weigh at least two or three hundred catties, right?Who said that fat people can't look handsome, here is a wonderful flower, but it's a pity that it grows crookedly.If anyone could tell that Bu Xianting mistook him for this big fat man, Li Xuanba would probably go up and give him a shovel!

"It's dead~ These two little brothers, why are they dressed like us? Are they our fanatical followers?!" A pair of "winking eyes" with blue and purple eye shadows glanced over.

Bu Xianting immediately got goosebumps all over his body.Uncle, we are really not your fans!With your face and shape, if you can still be popular, how stupid are you?

"Uh...thanks to the two heroes for your help. Dare I ask if you are the two evil spirits of Hehuan?" Although it is obvious that the two in front of us are the culprits, according to observations, the strength of the two is not low, and for the time being Come and do them no harm.Bu Xianting felt that it was better to speak in a more polite tone.

The ladyboy uncle was excited when he heard it, and the water snake twisted his waist so that he was so happy: "Oh~ dead! Are you really our follower?"

"Uh... no. It's just a coincidence that the resemblance to you is just a coincidence, but I think it's you who these two people are looking for."

"Yo~ I'm still ashamed, brother? Is that right? What a coincidence, what a dead face~"

Bu Xianting: "..."

But the fat man was more calm: "Oh, you mean, these two thieves are actually here for us?"

"Exactly, there was a young master who mistook my younger brother and me for two heroes, and wanted to find the treasure of the Chrysanthemum Palace from my two brothers. In order to get rid of the pursuit of these two thieves, we I just entered the lake by boat, but I didn’t expect to encounter a vortex and the boat sank. Later, thanks to the help of the two of you, I was not caught by these two thieves.” Bu Xianting’s words were half-true and half-false. Choose to hide it.

The fat man waved his hand: "Hey, I just drew my sword to help when the road is uneven."

The ladyboy uncle twisted his waist: "Hmph! Anyway, we have long been displeased with these so-called righteous people. They are full of benevolence, righteousness and morality, but they use all kinds of indiscriminate tricks. Pooh!"

Among the two, it seemed that the fat man was the one who caught the idea, and he asked again: "Then what sect is the young master who wants to catch us? What does he look like?"

Bu Xianting said: "I don't know what school it is, but it looks recognizable. I saw that it was a little girl disguised as a man, but she insisted on being called young master and young master."

The ladyboy uncle spit out: "Bah! It must be the slut from the Hua family in Liuyun Mountain. Everyone in the martial arts world doesn't know that he is a half-man and half-female slut! A big old man looks like his sissy, but I really lost them The face of the Hua family."

Bu Xianting was so powerless to complain, the uncle said that you are half-male and not female, you don't give in too much, you are so jealous: "Uh... Hearing what the hero said, is the little boy really a man?" !So it's not a monster, it's a shemale!

The shemale uncle held his chin and made a posture of comparing himself with Huajiao: "You say it like this, but it's hard to say, who has ever touched that sparrow with sloppy hoofs? Maybe it's really a bitch."

Li Xuanba was not so patient, and went straight to the point: "What exactly did you take from the Chrysanthemum Palace?!" Knowing what the treasure is, if it is misidentified next time, it will be good for them to catch it. Countermeasures!

The fat man said: "It's not really a big deal, it's just a book of martial arts, called "Chrysanthemum Treasure Book"."

"Chrysanthemum Collection"?Fuck!Is it a copycat version of "Sunflower Treasure"?Bu Xianting hastily asked: "Then where is it now?"

The shemale uncle said coquettishly with his fingers in his mouth: "I ate my stomach last time, so I tore it up and used it when I went to the toilet. It's much more comfortable than scraping with a branch." He is a civilized person who loves cleanliness.

Bu Xianting and Li Xuanba: "..."

"Ah, those treasure books are too thin, they are not enough for me." The uncle suddenly remembered: "Ah! There is another thing. Fatty, take it out."

The fat man rummaged around, and finally found a small box from under his clothes.The ladyboy snatched it away and handed it to Bu Xianting: "Here, this is it." These cult members seem to be more bold and uninhibited. They don't take treasures in other people's eyes seriously, and hand them to strangers casually. In the hands of others, martial arts secrets are also used as toilet paper.

Bu Xianting took it over and took a closer look. The material of the box was unique, it looked like synthetic metal, not like the technology available in this era. What shocked him even more was that he found that there were simplified characters engraved on the box.Fuck!Could this thing be from my hometown?Is it also a product of time travel?On closer inspection, those simplified characters back and forth are the name of a person——Ke Yan.

Um? !Keyan? !Could it be the Ke Yan he knew? !It really might be, after all, this box is too modern.Could it be that he also wore it here before?That's great, at least it can prove that the kid is alive and hasn't disappeared into the rift of time.

"What is this?" Li Xuanba saw Bu Xianting's expression, and knew that he should have a clue.

"It should be something from my hometown. It's really strange to appear here. It's just that I haven't researched clearly what it is."

The fat man heard the words and said: "Since it is something from your hometown, brother, I will give it to you. It is useless for us to keep it." It is really heroic!

The ladyboy uncle also said: "What the prodigal hoof wants should be the "Chrysanthemum Treasure Book". You can take this box with you. But you have to be careful next time you see him, that kid has a very dark heart."

Thinking about those magicians in novels and film and television works, they all have weird tempers, and they don't play cards according to the rules. If they refuse.Maybe it's still not good enough, so Bu Xianting didn't shirk, and readily accepted: "This... I thank the two seniors."

The ladyboy uncle curled his lips: "There is nothing to thank, but it's just a broken thing we picked up on the road." As he said, he glanced at Li Xuanba: "This little brother looks pretty good..." A "devil claw" "I'm about to touch Li Xuanba's chest.Unexpectedly, Li Xuanba reacted so quickly, and separated him with an engineering shovel.

The ladyboy uncle quickly shrank his paws: "Yo, your skills are not bad. Boy, what school do you belong to, and who did you learn from?"

Li Xuanba snorted coldly and turned his head aside, not bothering to pay attention to him at all.

It was Bu Xianting who came to smooth things over: "We have no school or sect, but my younger brother has practiced Taoism under Ziyang Master for several years."

The ladyboy uncle pouted his red lips: "Cultivation? It's a pity that I have a good body. Do you want to learn kung fu from my slave for a few years~~" A wink drifted over.

"Thank you for your kindness, senior. My younger brother is dedicated to cultivating the Tao and has no intention of participating in the grievances of the Jianghu." Bu Xianting hastily pulled Li Xuanba behind to block him. He obviously forgot that he was a head shorter than Li Xuanba, so he couldn't stop him at all.

However, His Royal Highness Zhao Wang's protective action towards him was quite useful, so he didn't say anything.

The uncle wanted to say something more, but the fat man picked him up: "Then we will meet later, be careful!"

"Hey~ I haven't finished talking about my family~~~~"

Before the words fell, the figures of the two had already disappeared.

That little boy with a woman's face, his name is Hua Nongying?Fuck!Even the name is so girly!Hearing what the Hehuan Shuangsha said, is he still a vicious person?It's not a problem to be so passive.Looking at the two unlucky bastards on the ground, Bu Xianting's light bulb suddenly lit up.

Li Xuanba tied up the two unlucky guys who were dealt with by Hehuan Shuangsha, but according to Bu Xianting's order, they were not tied too tightly, and they were very aggressive, in order to achieve the goal of waking up the two of them quickly .After all, Bu Xianting still wants to use these two unlucky guys to carry out his plan.

After everything was ready, they left another ingot of silver at the door of the old man's house as compensation for the sunken ship, and then they left.

As expected, when the two saw Li Xuanba and Bu Xianting leaving, they immediately "woke up", and after a short while, they broke free from the rope that bound them.

The sun jumped up from the horizon, and the sunlight coated Bu Xianting's body with a layer of gold.The two rode a horse together and walked slowly on the official road.It should be a very beautiful and romantic scene, but it's a pity that Bu Xianting stayed up all night, almost unable to hold on, and fell asleep.Finally, holding on to the last sliver of clarity, he asked, "Have you followed?"

Li Xuanba tightened his grip on the person in his arms, and replied: "Yes."

After being confirmed, Bu Xianting unceremoniously slumped back and fell asleep.

Li Xuanba said impatiently: "Tsk!", but changed a more comfortable position for Bu Xianting, and slowed down the speed of the horse.

Back at the residence, Li Xuanba woke up Bu Xianting, who was sleeping in the dark and knew nothing about human affairs: "Hey! Wake up! Didn't you say you still have to work? Go to bed after you finish."

Bu Xianting reluctantly opened his eyes and only slept for two hours. He only felt a headache and dizziness, and he didn't want to wake up at all.But when he thought of his plan, he immediately cheered up again.After washing my face, I started to work.

As soon as he finished the task at hand, Bu Xianting immediately fell asleep with his head tilted.Li Xuanba carried him to the bed and settled him down, and then he took the floating pearl to the yamen for business.

As soon as his front feet left, two masked men in black jumped from the roof.He sneaked into the room where Bu Xianting was.The two of them took advantage of the leisure time and fell into a deep sleep, and began to rummage through boxes and cabinets lightly in the room.

"Why not?" The voice was very soft, basically breathless.

"Look again, such an important thing must be hidden in a hidden place, see if there is any hidden compartment or something."

The two searched carefully again, but still couldn't find it.

"Could it be on the tall kid?"

"Damn it! Why don't you just kidnap this kid and torture him back to extract a confession? Are you afraid that he won't recruit?!"

The two were about to make a move when Bu Xianting turned over.A booklet fell out of his clothes.

Their eyes lit up immediately, and they reached out to take it: "The Chrysanthemum Book. This is it!"

"Go! Go back and ask the young master for credit!"

With that said, the two happily left with their spoils.

Bu Xianting heaved a sigh of relief and could finally sleep peacefully.Brother, I'm all for your IQ.Why don't you know how to search my body?Isn't it more obvious that you are dressed in black in broad daylight?And what's the use of covering your face?We've all seen your face.Can you really mess around in the rivers and lakes like this?

Hey, no wonder there is always a bloodbath in the Jianghu.

"Young master! Congratulations, young master! My two brothers took advantage of the unprepared Acacia couple and found the chrysanthemum book on them."

"Oh?" Hua Nongying didn't expect that the secret book that she had been looking for for so long was easy to come by: "Have you not submitted it for me to see?!"

"Yes! Yes! I'm so happy, I forgot about it." He said, and handed the "Chrysanthemum Treasure Book" to Hua Nongying.

The cover really says "Chrysanthemum Treasure Book", but the authenticity of this secret book is still open to question.

Hua Nongying flipped over and shouted to his subordinates: "Come on! Bring that little slut from Chrysanthemum Palace to me!"

"Yes! Young Master!"

After a while, his subordinates brought in a woman with disheveled hair and ragged clothes who had obviously been severely punished.

Hua Nongying turned a few pages of the "Chrysanthemum Collection" in front of her: "Master Ruyue, what is this?"

Kisaragi's expression was very shocked at the beginning, but he immediately regained his composure. The corner of his bruised and swollen mouth forced a sarcasm smile: "Is a fake one worth taking out as a treasure?"

Seeing her reaction, Hua Nongying was somewhat convinced of the authenticity of this secret book.

However, even if this "Chrysanthemum Treasure" is genuine, he still hesitates to practice it.Because the first sentence at the beginning of this book is - if you want to practice magic skills, you must first come out of the palace!

Think about it carefully, although there have always been rumors in the world that whoever gets the Chrysanthemum Book will win the world!However, the owners of the Chrysanthemum Palace in the past dynasties did not know how to practice this technique.Is it because the palace masters of all dynasties were women and could not leave the palace, so they couldn't practice?

The more Hua Nongying thought about it, the more she felt that the book in her hand was really the legendary number one magical skill in the world - "The Chrysanthemum Collection".His eyes were blazing madly.It seems that he has made up his mind.

Let's say that Li Xuanba took the floating pearl to go on a business trip, and then reported to the county magistrate what he saw and heard last night.Although everyone didn't believe it at first.However, the county magistrate ordered an illiterate catcher to go into the water with a floating ball in his mouth, and after the man miraculously floated on the water, everyone believed it a little.

Combined with the strange rumors that have been heard for a while, the master discussed with the county magistrate: "If what Xiao Li said is true, according to my inference, this Yuxian Lake is a strange place. The lake is divided into upper and lower layers. The upper layer can float or not. Dive, the lower layer can dive or not float. The female corpse probably fell into the water accidentally on the night of the [-]th full moon of a certain month in a certain year, and just sank to the bottom of the lake. This Yuxian Lake is a bit weird, and it can keep the corpse from decaying. Possibly. Later, it was salvaged by the fisherman Ah Fu by chance, which allowed us to discover the strange place at the bottom of Yuxian Lake."

The county magistrate stroked his mustache and nodded in agreement: "The ancient city at the bottom of Yuxian Lake may have existed for hundreds of years. If it does any harm to us, we may have already suffered. But to be on the safe side, catch the head next month Fifteen, take a group of brothers down to Yuxian Lake to explore again."

Bai Butou took the lead.The county magistrate said again: "If there is no harm, since the female corpse belongs to the previous dynasty, and it has been hundreds of years, we will not investigate this matter anymore. Maybe it is really the other garden of the Dragon King? It is not good to disturb his old man. .”

Everyone rushed to applaud: "The county magistrate is wise!"

Because Li Xuanba solved the case within the limit, his face and butt (here the penalty with a stick, don't get me wrong) were saved, and he was also given a special reward by the county magistrate for a day off.

When he returned to his residence, Bu Xianting was still soundly asleep on the bed.Li Xuanba didn't go into the house to disturb him, and sat down on the stone bench in the yard.

Although he didn't close his eyes all night, Li Xuanba's spirit was extremely excited.The police officers in the yard all went out to handle the case, and after checking that there was no one around, Li Xuanba took out from his arms the Longyang Little Yellow Book that he had been thinking about for a long time and read it carefully.

From time to time, I would look back through the window to see the sleeping Bu Xianting.

Just when he saw the excitement, when he turned his head, he saw that Bu Xianting might feel a little hot, turned over, kicked off the quilt, revealing a pair of slender white long legs and a smooth bare back.Although Bu Xianting has a solid body, he is thin, and the butterfly bones follow his breathing, like a butterfly flapping its wings.The rush made Li Xuanba's mouth dry and his heart itchy unbearably.He is not a modern person, and he does not know that there is a word to describe this picture, that is - sexy.

Looking at it, all the characters in the album have become Li Xuanba walking in the courtyard by himself.The weather was dry and youthful, Li Xuanba finally felt hot all over his body, his lower body became hard, and he felt that something was about to come out.

"Pfft!" With a loud sound, oh, it turned out to be His Royal Highness Zhao's nosebleed.

When Bu Xianting woke up, he found that the sun was already high.He wondered if he hadn't bought groceries today, and wondered if he could make lunch in time before Li Xuanba came back.So he got up immediately, washed up casually, and went out.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened the door, he saw Li Xuanba sitting on a stone bench in the yard with his back to him, holding a book in his hand and reading with gusto.

It's rare for a child to study so seriously, so Bu Xianting didn't bother him, and went straight out to buy groceries.

If he walked over to take a look, he would find that Li Xuanba had paper stuffed in his nose, and the album in his hand was called "Longyang Pulling Chrysanthemum Records".