Is it the wrong way for me to cross?

Bu Xianting looked up at Li Xuanba in puzzlement, still at a 45-degree angle, and said softly, "What do you mean?"

Li Xuanba became more certain at this time, and pushed the person in his arms to the ground, his tone was cold, and his whole body exuded a fierce air: "You are not a yellow hair, who are you?! Say!"

Bu Xianting lay on the ground, aggrieved and sad, tears streaming down again: "You...you don't recognize me anymore, I'm your brother Ting~"

Li Xuanba raised his engineering shovel: "First, he never calls me Xuanba; second, he is not such a monster; third, he is excited and afraid when encountering these weird things. It doesn't matter if you don't tell me." The first time he met Hehuan Shuangsha, Bu Xianting promoted the concept of transvestite to Li Xuanba, and now he is able to learn and use it flexibly.

After he finished speaking, his arm muscles twitched, and with a powerful swing, the engineer shovel was thrown out.

"Bu Xianting" reacted quickly, and immediately flew upside down on the roof, barely passing by the engineering shovel that flew over.

The face also changed, a lot of fluff grew on the delicate and handsome face, two huge fangs protruded from the mouth, and the limbs hanging on the roof doubled, becoming eight slender, spider-like legs.With amber eyes, the pupils formed a straight line: "Hiss~ I don't know how to pity and cherish jade at all~"

Is this a water spider monster?Are there spiders in the water?There are monsters under the water, what else is impossible?Li Xuanba was too lazy to think too much, he pulled up the engineering shovel inserted into the floor, and planned to attack again.He didn't want that spider monster to preemptively attack Li Xuanba, spraying out thousands of threads from his buttocks.In the blink of an eye, he was wrapped in balls of silk thread, like a silkworm chrysalis.

The spider monster laughed complacently: "Hahaha~ Boy, don't be ashamed of your face, I've been waiting for thousands of years, and finally I can eat meat~ahhahaha~~"

It's a pity that it didn't take long for it to laugh, the cocoon burst open, and the fragments flew all over the sky.Taking a closer look, it was Li Xuanba who used the engineering shovel to fly at high speed like a propeller, cutting all the tightly bound silk threads.

The spider monster turned pale with fright: "Impossible! Being entangled in my spider silk, it is impossible for ordinary weapons to cut through it. You are absolutely extraordinary! You are..."

Before it could finish speaking, its head was split open with a shovel.Brown-yellow juice splashed everywhere.

Li Xuanba pulled out the engineering shovel, wiped it in disgust, and said arrogantly: "It's Li Xuanba alone."

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Over there Li Xuanba easily KO'd the spider monster, while Bu Xianting was chasing around by the "white catcher" here.

That "white catcher" did have a human head, but its body was several feet long, and it writhed and crawled on the ground at a very fast speed.

Bu Xianting was miserable.Just found out that something was wrong with the "white catcher", and was about to turn around and drag Li Xuanba to run away.I didn't expect to look back, and I was even more surprised.The one holding his hand from behind turned out to be a female corpse in ancient costume.The female corpse's hand holding him was so strong, what the hell!I can't shake it even if I want to.As a last resort, Bu Xianting threw half a ham down.I didn't expect such a strong hand, but it was so crispy that it broke when it was hit.But even if it was broken, the turquoise "jade hand" was still persistently hanging on Bu Xianting's wrist.

So, Bu Xianting ran around with the "Jade Hand Bracelet", followed by a monster with a human head and a snake body, chasing the female corpse with a severed hand.

A black shadow ran towards him.Bu Xianting suddenly felt that the sky was going to kill me too!Isn't this the wolf before the tiger?

Unexpectedly, the figure ran close, it turned out to be Li Xuanba.Bu Xianting was overjoyed, but after thinking about it for a while, he felt something was wrong. Could this be a fake too?

Li Xuanba also doubted in his heart, this one could be some kind of centipede spirit or scorpion spirit again, right?

Bu Xianting rushed forward and shouted: "That big bag of food was eaten by monsters!"

Li Xuanba burst into anger immediately: "What?! Which bastard did it?! Killed him alone!"

This reaction, it seems that the real thing did not run away.The connection code was matched, Bu Xianting rushed up and grabbed Li Xuanba: "Don't worry about the food, there are two chasing after us, if we don't run away, we will be eaten!"

When Li Xuanba saw the other party's reaction, it looked like the real thing.Run forward with Bu Xianting.

Bu Xianting looked back while running, damn it!What about the two monsters?How did it become a large group in a short time!He began to feel that this was not the mausoleum of some emperor at all, it was some monster's lair, right?

Li Xuanba stopped, wanting to shovel and kill the monster.Bu Xianting desperately pulled him forward: "Fuck! Don't be stupid! Then you can't handle it even if you have three heads and six arms! Hurry up!"

Li Xuanba didn't seem convinced by what he said, and what else could Li Xuanba not handle? !

"Look! There is a door ahead!" Bu Xianting was overjoyed.The door was ten meters high, and the whole door was made of pure gold, with exquisite characters and stories carved on it.It's a pity that they are in a hurry and have no time to appreciate it carefully.

Needless to say, such a gorgeous golden door is naturally locked.Li Xuanba kicked him without saying a word, but unfortunately this time even his natural supernatural power couldn't shake him a bit.

The army of monsters behind is about to kill.There is no way to go, your sister!Although this mausoleum is gorgeous, he doesn't want to be buried here! !

Huh?There is a groove in the middle of the door, could it be for the key?But how could they have the key?Bu Xianting scratched his hair in distress, the short layer of stubble was not enough for him to scratch.He rummaged through the entire rucksack again, was there anything of the same size stuffed into it?Not to mention, there is no unparalleled road in the sky, and the sky pays off, and he really found it!

Bu Xianting stuffed the small box with Ke Yan's name engraved on it, which couldn't be opened, into the groove, the size was just right, and it fit perfectly.At the moment when the box was completely submerged in the groove, the pure gold carved door slowly opened, and a strong light came out from the crack of the door.Bu Xianting and Li Xuanba blocked their eyes with their arms reflexively.But in the blink of an eye, they were completely overwhelmed by the light.

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Of course, the two felt that the light was no longer dazzling, and when they lowered their arms and slowly opened their eyes, they found that they were actually on an island in the sky.The pure gold carved gate, groups of monsters, and underwater palace all disappeared.

The ethereal music came, with the background of classical music, but also with a bit of exotic style, which is pleasant to the ear and refreshing.It made Bu Xianting think of the word Xianle Pianpian.

Along with "Xianle", there was also a man's voice, the voice was like a bell, coming from all directions.

"Is that you? Come on, come on, I'm waiting for you..."

Bu Xianting and Li Xuanba looked at each other: "You know each other?"

Li Xuanba shook his head.

Brother, who are you asking in this endless sentence?Who are you waiting for?The point is - who are you?

Could it be some kind of monster again?Look at this specification, if it is really a monster, it must be at the level of a big boss!Don't say it, he really didn't dare to go there.

In the center of this island in the sky is a hill that is not too high, and there is a temple-like building on the hill, which combines Chinese classical style and ancient Roman exotic style.This kind of mix-and-match design looks like something from the 21st century.But fortunately, it doesn't look nondescript, perhaps because of its grand scale and being placed in the misty clouds, it looks majestic and majestic.Now it seems that this will not be the tomb of any emperor.Is it really the villa of the Dragon King of the East China Sea?The villa is built like this, which is really creative.

In front of the temple, there are also large-scale sculpture groups, from the foot of the mountain to the temple on the top of the mountain, standing along the road.In the eyes of an ordinary person like Bu Xianting, the shape is more curious.It can compete with those aquariums that do business in the sea city.

Bu Xianting gritted his teeth, let's go over and have a look, otherwise wouldn't he go back?You can't just jump off the island, can you?I can't even see the houses on the ground clearly. How high must it be?Even if Li Xuanba knows how to do light work, he can't really soar through the clouds, right?

Bu Xianting waved at Li Xuanba: "Go! Who is afraid of who?!"

Climbing up the stairs, Bu Xianting always felt that the statues were staring at him, which made him shudder.Li Xuanba took off his coat and put it on for him.

Fuck!What's up with the déjà vu of a romance novel about a male pig dating a female pig?Bu Xianting hurriedly took off the clothes and threw them back to Li Xuanba. Li Xuanba firmly pressed the coat on Bu Xianting's shoulders: "I'm shivering from the cold, what are you holding on for?"

"I'm not cold..." He was obviously terrified.But Li Xuanba rolled his eyes and cast a stern gaze over him, Bu Xianting could only swallow the rest of the words.Bear boy, who are you going to scare by acting like a prince? !

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Climbing sweating profusely, finally climbed to the top.Fortunately, both of them are sporty men, so they won't be exhausted.When they came to the gate of the temple, the gate opened automatically, making an ancient and distant sound of "squeak~~".

There is a hole in the temple. From the outside, it can be roughly seen that the temple is about a thousand square meters, and there are figures carved with various precious stones on display.Ruby, sapphire, diamond, agate, crystal, emerald, coral...all are statues of equal height.God!Let alone rubies and sapphires, even diamonds and corals are hard to find such a large piece!Is there any counterfeiting technology in this day and age?If true, how many carats does it have?Fuck!The prices of these things are simply astronomical!

Bu Xianting was almost stunned by the money in his head, drooling while touching the sapphire statue, but he found a strange place while touching it, huh?How come these statues are all the same person?It can't really be the mistress of the Dragon King, can it?No, it still looks familiar, and it looks quite similar to his classmates.Combined with the small box with Ke Yan's name engraved on it, it can open the golden door leading here... no way?Could it be that Ke Yan is the third child of the Dragon King? !And this Dragon King is also an idiot-type nerd, who specializes in collecting life-sized three-dimensional pillows of his lover, what the hell!The three views are broken!

"Who? Is it you, son?"

An old voice came from the ground.

Li Xuanba defensively pulled Bu Xianting behind him, staring fixedly at the floor where the sound came from, as if he was facing a formidable enemy.

There was a puff of blue smoke on the ground, and a short guy got out from under the floor.Bu Xianting suddenly remembered the old man in the classic TV series "Journey to the West".The green smoke dissipated, but this guy was not an old man, but a child.

"My lord, is that you?" Although he looked like a child, his eyes were obviously not very good.Squinting his eyes, he looked up and down towards Bu Xianting.

"Uh...brother, I think you've got the wrong person. I don't know you." Bu Xianting also looked at the child.This can't be the Dragon King's mistress, right?No matter how you look at it, it looks like a little book boy.

"What? Not son? Impossible! Only the Lord has the key to the Temple of the Sky, and you obviously have the aura of a visitor from another space. Son, you don't recognize Xiaonu anymore? Although Xiaonu is old, but The Lord has locked the face here, even if I die, my appearance will not change. The Lord is afraid that you will not recognize the little slave after so many years. Take a closer look, I am you Little boy, Xiaonu!" Xiaonu's eyes were full of tears.Although he looks like a child, he is really old, and even people who are close in front of him can't tell his appearance clearly.

When he said this, Bu Xianting suddenly realized that it seemed that the mystery of the incorruption of the corpse at the bottom of Yuxian Lake had finally been solved. It turned out that the master of the boy cast a spell.

Li Xuanba stared at Bu Xianting: "What is your relationship with his master?"

Bu Xianting suddenly felt thorns on his back, his forehead was sweating, what the hell!This damn is really a misunderstanding: "It's not that you don't know that those two weirdos gave me that little box. Everything is a coincidence. I don't even know who the owner of his house is." No, I'm just explaining What is it?What's the matter with your rape-like tone?

Xiao Nu didn't believe it, so he leaned forward and took a closer look: "This height really doesn't look like... Are you really not a son?"

Bu Xianting suddenly thought: "Is your son's surname Ke?"

Xiao Nu suddenly stepped forward and grabbed Bu Xianting's trousers: "Yes, yes, yes! This little brother, do you know our son?"

Follow the black line in Xianting, little brother?No matter how you look at it, I'm ten years older than you, okay?

"Then I know, Ke Yan, right? He is my classmate... the same private school classmate you mentioned. Like him, I come from a distant time and space. Naturally, there are people from the same space as you mentioned. So, you have been waiting for him here? What about others?" Speaking of which, Bu Xianting was also very worried about this classmate friend.

Hearing his mention, the boy's expression changed from excitement to sadness: "My lord, he's gone."

"I know he's gone. I'm asking you where he went?" If he hasn't left, are you waiting here?

"I don't know, he always said that he is a traveler of time. Maybe he went to another time and space. I have been waiting here for thousands of years...maybe tens of thousands of years? I can't remember. But the young master has never Come back. The sea has changed, our original city has sunk to the bottom of the water. The Lord was afraid that the young master would not find us when he came back, so he left the palace where the young master lived in the bottom of the water. He also cast lock and water avoidance on the lake In this way, the son will be able to find this place when he comes back."

Fuck!tens of thousands of years? !So it's not my little brother, you are always a prehistoric human? 1 years ago?Does the earth already have human civilization?Or, are you always an alien?

"That...is your Patriarch the Dragon King of the East China Sea?" Bu Xianting thought of the rumor.

The little boy sneered: "Just because that bug is worthy of being compared with my lord? I can't disclose the identity of my lord. The lord doesn't like other people's breath to contaminate this palace. Although you are old friends of the young master, you can't keep you." Here, little brother, let’s leave quickly.”

Hello!You don't need to chase away customers so quickly, do you?

"Wait a minute, I still have a few friends who came in together, but now I'm lost with them. Could you please help me find it?"

Xiao Nu waved his hand: "I already know about this matter. Those evil obstacles rely on the absence of the Lord, so they think that there is no one to control them. Hmph! Today, Xiao Nu will discipline and discipline them on behalf of the Lord." He said, from his arms He took out a token: "All parties listen to the order and gather in front of the palace gate!"

As soon as the words fell, Bu Xianting and Li Xuanba returned to the Golden Gate.The island in the air just now, and the palace that reveals the owner's idiot collectors' attributes are all gone.

A group of strange-looking monsters sat peacefully in front of them... it should be said that they lined up in front of Xiao Nu.Bu Xianting took a closer look, and found that there was a snake demon who had attacked him.

"The lord ordered you to stay here to prevent the younger generation from intruding into the palace. You just wait for the opportunity to do anything wrong and kill. Don't think the lord doesn't know!" The little boy's dim old eyes glanced down imposingly.Although in fact, he couldn't see anything at all.

But the monsters below didn't know it, and suddenly fell silent.

"Who is the person who came in with this little friend?"

A monster with a pair of big pincers and protruding eyes raised his hand: "Here...here is the little one." It was planning to hide for extra food, but it seemed that this meal was gone again.

"Send them back quickly, I want to see them safe and sound. Crab fire has been reduced to 500 years!"

After finishing speaking, the monster immediately turned into a crab as big as a truck, and crawled back to its own cave dejectedly to bring out Bai Butou and several other catchers, hunched on its back.

Xiao Nu said: "Both younger brothers, go up too, let Xie Huo take you back."

Bu Xianting thanked: "Thank you, big brother, then, I will leave now."

The little boy waved at Bu Xianting, who was slowly leaving on the back of the big crab, and shouted: "If the younger brother sees my young master, tell him that the lord and the slave have been waiting for him. Whether it is thousands of years or ten thousand years, the lord Wait for him!"

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When we got back to shore, it was already daylight.This trip underwater can be described as thrilling.The truth of the matter was also completely unexpected, as expected, the romantic scandals are not reliable.But think of the origin of the name of Yuxian Lake.The local people once told Bu Xianting a beautiful story. There is an ancient city at the bottom of Yuxian Lake. In the palace in the city lived a fairy as beautiful as jade... What the hell!Wouldn't the fairy as beautiful as jade be talking about Ke Yan?When he thought of the truth of this legend, not only his three senses were cracked, but his five senses were almost cracked.

"Hmph! Acacia twins, quickly die!"

As soon as they returned to the yamen to finish their errands, a group of big men on horseback blocked their way.Take a closer look, isn't that bitch Paohua Nongying the leader?Fuck!I haven't seen her for a few days, and she has become more and more like a monster.

"Oh, what a coincidence, young man." Seeing that the situation was wrong, Bu Xianting played sloppy with the other party.

"Stop pretending to me!" He took out a booklet from his arms and threw it on the ground: "How dare you use a fake to fool the master of this sect?! You don't want to live?! Obediently hand over the real chrysanthemum book. Our sect The Lord can still leave you with a whole corpse!"

It is said that Hua Nongying endured the pain from the palace according to the "Chrysanthemum Treasure", but the more she practiced, the worse she became, and she almost went mad.One day he discovered that the back cover of this secret book was thick, and it seemed that there was a mystery inside.I wondered if it was the real secret book inside?He hurriedly cut it open to check.Sure enough, two pieces of paper were pulled out from inside.The first letter: Even if you may not be successful from the palace, please read the second page if you want to succeed.Then turn to the second piece of paper and write: If you want to succeed, please purchase the latest upgrade patch of "Chrysanthemum Collection".

Hua Nongying suddenly spat out a mouthful of old blood, and went mad.It took more than half a month to wake up, and this sobriety immediately led the people of the entire sect to arrest Bu Xianting and Li Xuanba Xingshi to interrogate him.

"Uh... well, wait, I'll give it to you right away." Bu Xianting reached into his skirt, touched the Pisces jade pendant, and pressed the start button.Please God bless, this time must be successful!

Fortunately, the convulsive time machine was still powerful at the critical moment, and dark clouds began to gather above their heads, with lightning and thunder.

This sudden change startled everyone in Liuyun faction.Taking advantage of their panic, Bu Xianting pulled Li Xuanba over.As soon as the space-time rift opened, the two disappeared into the air.

Everyone in the Liuyun Sect knelt down and bowed to the ground: "The gods have manifested themselves!"

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One day, Hehuan Shuangsha was chatting at home, and the ladyboy uncle found a piece of paper on the ground: "Huh? Isn't this the chrysanthemum book? I thought my slaves had used up all of them."

The blond fat man said disdainfully: "You can tell it's the Longyang Erotic Palace just by the name, and I don't know what these martial arts people are trying to do!"

"It is said that if you get this chrysanthemum book, you can unify the martial arts world." The shemale uncle studied carefully to see if there was really a mystery in it.

The fat man sneered: "Just relying on this Longyang Erotic Palace? I think it's a stab at martial arts?"

The author has something to say: I feel like I'm going to lose my morals in this ending.In fact, this story has a main line, which connects the mysterious events one by one.Although according to my own no lower limit, this main line should be bloody.Please be prepared.

The next chapter starts another story, please pay attention to the presence of rivals in front of you.