Is it the wrong way for me to cross?
Chapter 49 Strange news 5
Based on the food intake of the Dapeng Garuda, we can infer why we don't see dragons now?It was probably eaten to extinction by it.Protect rare and endangered creatures and keep away from the Garuda.
Paper can't hold fire, and Dapeng was also punished by the Buddha after the incident was revealed.Although he had been eating dragons before and almost wiped out the dragon race, Tathagata also turned a blind eye to it. After all, he was also his uncle in name, so he didn't do too much.But this time he went too far, Ao Zhuoyun is not an ordinary dragon king, he is Chenlong Xingjun in the twelve zodiac signs.As soon as the Jade Emperor sued, the Buddha had no choice but to be ruthless.Order Dapeng Garuda to eat vegetarian food in the future.So the legend is wrong, he did not starve to death, but starved to death.After death, he fell into reincarnation and was cast into a mortal womb.It can be regarded as karma.
As for Ao Zhuoyun, whose soul was broken from a peachy dream, after his death, he was lucky not to go to the underworld, but drifted to the nether world.As the saying goes - a skinny camel is bigger than a horse, but a dead dragon king is still king.He found a remote place in the aquarium area of the nether world and set up a cave, and took in some young men, and became the king of water.
But this king is not easy to be, he paid a lot of price in order to grab the territory and dominate one side.For example, that half of his beautiful face is the eternal pain in his heart.
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"Bang!" Master Ziyang slammed his head on the rock: "Oh! Mother! It hurts so much!"
Although Master Ziyang can shrink the ground into an inch, he is blind.He ran around with his two apprentices, wandering around.It's getting farther and farther away from the destination.
Li Xuanba grabbed Master Ziyang by the collar: "Old man, are you playing with me?!"
Hu Tianshu calmly tried to persuade him: "Little brother, it's not that you don't know about master's pissing nature. When did he get on the right path? If he hadn't lost his way last time, when you fought with Yu Wencheng , we should show up to resolve the grievances between you. You will not end up like this now."
That's really thanks to the fact that the two masters and apprentices didn't show up, otherwise he wouldn't have met Bu Xianting.Thinking about it this way, Master Ziyang's road-blind attribute is not completely bad.Li Xuanba let go of the collar of Master Ziyang: "Forget it, be more serious! Human life is at stake!"
Master Ziyang blew his beard and stared at him: "Sinister! I have been unlucky for eight lifetimes before I became best friends with you. Nie Yuan, Nie Yuan. But then again, disciple, what happened to you in your previous life Really don't remember at all?"
Li Xuanba was eager to save people, and said impatiently: "Why are you talking so much? Hurry up!"
Master Ziyang curled his lips: "I still have to catch my breath when I hang myself. My immortal energy is almost exhausted. I don't want people to rest..." Seeing Li Xuanba's fierce face, he had no choice but to say: "Okay, okay. , let's go. This time the safekeeping is right!"
Just now Master Ziyang mentioned that his immortal energy was exhausted, which reminded him of the first time he met Bu Xianting, that guy pretended to be a fairy, and used this excuse to fool himself... I wonder how that guy is doing now?Is it safe and sound?no!He had just confessed and hadn't gotten an answer yet.They still have many good times to spend together in the future.Whatever you say, he can't give in. There is something wrong with the court, brother Ting, hold on, I'll save you right away!
Li Xuanba sacrificed his engineering shovel: "If the old man makes a mistake again this time, I will dig a hole on you!"
"Woooooo~~ Hu Tianshu, your junior brother bullied me~" Master Ziyang threw himself into the arms of the second apprentice.
Hu Tianshu rolled his eyes: "Let's go, do you want to patch your body?"
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"What's the matter? Why don't you kiss me? Don't you like me?" The king's blue-faced and long-toothed Yaksha face rubbed against Bu Xianting's face.
Although Bu Xianting tried his best to control it, he couldn't help shaking.This subtle movement still caught the king's attention.He pushed Bu Xianting to the ground: "Huh! I knew you were lying to me! It was the same back then, if it weren't for you, how could I have ended up like this. I am the high-ranking Chenlong Xingjun, but now I have become like this. You look like a ghost. Dapeng, I want your life to be worse than death!"
Fuck!This changed so quickly.Is this because love becomes hate?Bear boy, why do you want me to pay back the love debt you owed in your previous life? !You cheating guy!Bu Xianting's mind was running at high speed, thinking of a solution.
Or, continue to feed him the soup?No, looking at the way this guy wants to tear himself apart, he can't listen to anything at all.
"Do you know where my Ziyou cave is?" The king stepped on Bu Xianting's naked back: "Let me tell you, this is the ninth floor of the eighteen hells - the temporary substitute of the oil pot hell." So. Since you have fallen into my hands, it is natural to entertain you well. Come here! Put the oil on the pan!"
Shrimp soldiers and crabs will happily carry the oil pan up.Majesty, is this going to be hot pot?Eating hot pot is of course more lively when there are many people eating together.I don't know if the king will take a piece of our pie?
Bu Xianting didn't even have to pick up the clothes, and let the shrimp soldiers and crabs push the racks to the side of the oil pan.
Although he didn't understand how the oil could be heated up in the water, but looking at the boiling and smoking hot oil, Bu Xianting knew that if he didn't save himself at this time, he would be finished: "Wait! Report to the king! I want to tell you The truth of the matter!"
The king sneered: "Stop playing tricks on me? Are you trying to tell me that you are not the reincarnation of the Garuda?"
Bu Xianting was speechless, damn it!How do you know that's what I wanted to say?
"Hmph! I won't believe your nonsense. How can I say that I was also buried in your belly, and the scales on my body can respond to your breath. As long as I get close to you, look, the scales on my body The scales will become soft..."
After what he said, Bu Xianting discovered that the lower body of the beautiful king actually had scales.Because it was too soft, he always thought it was for clothing decoration.Unexpectedly, the king erected the scales, and they looked sharp, with a metallic luster, like long blades all over his body.
It was strange to say that when the king approached him, those scales drooped like the ears of a poor dog.
Fuck!Wrong!King!Is he really not the magical Dapeng Garuda?If he is so awesome, can you catch him and use him to cook hot pot?
Could it be that because Li Xuanba stole a kiss yesterday, his aura spread to him?can't you?It's not a puppy pee marking.
When Erhuo Bu Xianting lost his mind and thought about things, he had just been lifted by the shrimp soldiers and crab generals, and he was about to be fried into deep-fried dough sticks.He just came back to his senses and raised his arms and shouted.
"stop!"
Yes, he was about to yell to stop.But it wasn't me who yelled, who was it?This voice is so familiar.Sure enough, the next moment an engineer shovel flew over and cut the shrimp soldiers and crab generals in half, and because of too much force, the two little monsters fell into the oil pan, and the aroma immediately overflowed. It was such a seafood hot pot meal.
Seeing that Bu Xianting was about to fall into the pot, Master Ziyang waved his sleeves, and it turned into a white silk more than ten feet long, tied Bu Xianting's waist, and rolled him up.
Seeing Bu Xianting in Ziyang's arms, Li Xuanba was very upset.Continuing to release the skill of killing with eyes, under such strong pressure, Master Ziyang wisely handed over Bu Xianting to his apprentice.
Li Xuanba saw that Bu Xianting was not naked, and frowned, he quickly took off his outer shirt and put it on him, wrapping him tightly.
"You...you are the Dapeng Garuda?" The king looked carefully.As soon as Li Xuanba entered his cave, he felt uncomfortable all over.It's not like I don't know, but when compared with the real one, Bu Xianting's fake is very obvious.
"An orphan is not a bird!" Li Xuanba already hated the word "bird".This audacious person dared to kidnap Bu Xianting's dead shemale, and even stepped on his sore feet.He must kill this guy!
"Don't try to deny it! I recognized it at a glance, you are the Dapeng Garuda!" As he spoke, Yasha's face slowly changed into a beautiful face with an overwhelming beauty, with charming and affectionate eyes: "Mr. Peng doesn't remember Me?"
Li Xuanba didn't reply, but the expression clearly said: Who are you?Three big characters.
"I knew it, you are a heartless and heartless man! Take your life!" The king's face immediately changed again, the whole face was covered with scales, his eyes had no pupils, only blood red.
Bu Xianting sighed, is there any European and American horror movies that change morally in one second? !
Unexpectedly, the king did not go towards Li Xuanba, but shot the scales on his body towards Bu Xianting.What a move!
In fact, the king has already seen from Li Xuanba's attitude towards Bu Xianting that Bu Xianting must be unusual to him.You broke the heart of this king, and this king will also let you taste the heartache!
Li Xuanba didn't have time to think about it at all, and flew forward directly, blocking the scales for Bu Xianting.The engineer shovel in his hand also rotated rapidly, blocking most of the scales, but one or two still penetrated into his skin.
The king looked up to the sky and laughed loudly: "Hahaha! Heaven will not fail me! Dapeng, you have today too! My scales contain ice poison, if you get hit by my scales, you will die!"
Sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, Li Xuanba spat out a mouthful of purple-black blood.Leaning weakly on Bu Xianting, he seemed to be dying.
Fuck!no? !So awesome? !
Bu Xianting hurriedly hugged him, and shouted anxiously: "Xuan Ba! Xuan Ba! Don't scare me!"
Li Xuanba barely opened his eyes: "I, I will die with peace, you still, haven't given me an answer..." He opened his mouth, and he vomited blood.
Bu Xianting hurriedly covered his mouth, with tears in his eyes: "Bah, bah, bah! What are you talking about, it's about this time..." Looking at Li Xuanba's eyes that were exhausted, Bu Xianting did not hesitate: "Stupid! Why would I let you follow me if I don't like you?!" He kissed Li Xuanba's bloody hair.
Li Xuanba closed his eyes with a smile.
If the story stopped here, it would be a bloody tragedy.But the author is not such a person, so instead of ending in tragedy, it will explode in tragedy.
Contrary to everyone's expectations, Bu Xianting's small universe exploded!
He gently put Li Xuanba down, and raised the engineering shovel.A boiling air flowed through his body.If he lowered his head, he would see a ball of green light moving around in his body.
Master Ziyang, who was watching the play at the side, glanced at each other.It turned out that the heart of pure green glass was on him!No wonder the two are attracted to each other.
Paper can't hold fire, and Dapeng was also punished by the Buddha after the incident was revealed.Although he had been eating dragons before and almost wiped out the dragon race, Tathagata also turned a blind eye to it. After all, he was also his uncle in name, so he didn't do too much.But this time he went too far, Ao Zhuoyun is not an ordinary dragon king, he is Chenlong Xingjun in the twelve zodiac signs.As soon as the Jade Emperor sued, the Buddha had no choice but to be ruthless.Order Dapeng Garuda to eat vegetarian food in the future.So the legend is wrong, he did not starve to death, but starved to death.After death, he fell into reincarnation and was cast into a mortal womb.It can be regarded as karma.
As for Ao Zhuoyun, whose soul was broken from a peachy dream, after his death, he was lucky not to go to the underworld, but drifted to the nether world.As the saying goes - a skinny camel is bigger than a horse, but a dead dragon king is still king.He found a remote place in the aquarium area of the nether world and set up a cave, and took in some young men, and became the king of water.
But this king is not easy to be, he paid a lot of price in order to grab the territory and dominate one side.For example, that half of his beautiful face is the eternal pain in his heart.
·
"Bang!" Master Ziyang slammed his head on the rock: "Oh! Mother! It hurts so much!"
Although Master Ziyang can shrink the ground into an inch, he is blind.He ran around with his two apprentices, wandering around.It's getting farther and farther away from the destination.
Li Xuanba grabbed Master Ziyang by the collar: "Old man, are you playing with me?!"
Hu Tianshu calmly tried to persuade him: "Little brother, it's not that you don't know about master's pissing nature. When did he get on the right path? If he hadn't lost his way last time, when you fought with Yu Wencheng , we should show up to resolve the grievances between you. You will not end up like this now."
That's really thanks to the fact that the two masters and apprentices didn't show up, otherwise he wouldn't have met Bu Xianting.Thinking about it this way, Master Ziyang's road-blind attribute is not completely bad.Li Xuanba let go of the collar of Master Ziyang: "Forget it, be more serious! Human life is at stake!"
Master Ziyang blew his beard and stared at him: "Sinister! I have been unlucky for eight lifetimes before I became best friends with you. Nie Yuan, Nie Yuan. But then again, disciple, what happened to you in your previous life Really don't remember at all?"
Li Xuanba was eager to save people, and said impatiently: "Why are you talking so much? Hurry up!"
Master Ziyang curled his lips: "I still have to catch my breath when I hang myself. My immortal energy is almost exhausted. I don't want people to rest..." Seeing Li Xuanba's fierce face, he had no choice but to say: "Okay, okay. , let's go. This time the safekeeping is right!"
Just now Master Ziyang mentioned that his immortal energy was exhausted, which reminded him of the first time he met Bu Xianting, that guy pretended to be a fairy, and used this excuse to fool himself... I wonder how that guy is doing now?Is it safe and sound?no!He had just confessed and hadn't gotten an answer yet.They still have many good times to spend together in the future.Whatever you say, he can't give in. There is something wrong with the court, brother Ting, hold on, I'll save you right away!
Li Xuanba sacrificed his engineering shovel: "If the old man makes a mistake again this time, I will dig a hole on you!"
"Woooooo~~ Hu Tianshu, your junior brother bullied me~" Master Ziyang threw himself into the arms of the second apprentice.
Hu Tianshu rolled his eyes: "Let's go, do you want to patch your body?"
·
"What's the matter? Why don't you kiss me? Don't you like me?" The king's blue-faced and long-toothed Yaksha face rubbed against Bu Xianting's face.
Although Bu Xianting tried his best to control it, he couldn't help shaking.This subtle movement still caught the king's attention.He pushed Bu Xianting to the ground: "Huh! I knew you were lying to me! It was the same back then, if it weren't for you, how could I have ended up like this. I am the high-ranking Chenlong Xingjun, but now I have become like this. You look like a ghost. Dapeng, I want your life to be worse than death!"
Fuck!This changed so quickly.Is this because love becomes hate?Bear boy, why do you want me to pay back the love debt you owed in your previous life? !You cheating guy!Bu Xianting's mind was running at high speed, thinking of a solution.
Or, continue to feed him the soup?No, looking at the way this guy wants to tear himself apart, he can't listen to anything at all.
"Do you know where my Ziyou cave is?" The king stepped on Bu Xianting's naked back: "Let me tell you, this is the ninth floor of the eighteen hells - the temporary substitute of the oil pot hell." So. Since you have fallen into my hands, it is natural to entertain you well. Come here! Put the oil on the pan!"
Shrimp soldiers and crabs will happily carry the oil pan up.Majesty, is this going to be hot pot?Eating hot pot is of course more lively when there are many people eating together.I don't know if the king will take a piece of our pie?
Bu Xianting didn't even have to pick up the clothes, and let the shrimp soldiers and crabs push the racks to the side of the oil pan.
Although he didn't understand how the oil could be heated up in the water, but looking at the boiling and smoking hot oil, Bu Xianting knew that if he didn't save himself at this time, he would be finished: "Wait! Report to the king! I want to tell you The truth of the matter!"
The king sneered: "Stop playing tricks on me? Are you trying to tell me that you are not the reincarnation of the Garuda?"
Bu Xianting was speechless, damn it!How do you know that's what I wanted to say?
"Hmph! I won't believe your nonsense. How can I say that I was also buried in your belly, and the scales on my body can respond to your breath. As long as I get close to you, look, the scales on my body The scales will become soft..."
After what he said, Bu Xianting discovered that the lower body of the beautiful king actually had scales.Because it was too soft, he always thought it was for clothing decoration.Unexpectedly, the king erected the scales, and they looked sharp, with a metallic luster, like long blades all over his body.
It was strange to say that when the king approached him, those scales drooped like the ears of a poor dog.
Fuck!Wrong!King!Is he really not the magical Dapeng Garuda?If he is so awesome, can you catch him and use him to cook hot pot?
Could it be that because Li Xuanba stole a kiss yesterday, his aura spread to him?can't you?It's not a puppy pee marking.
When Erhuo Bu Xianting lost his mind and thought about things, he had just been lifted by the shrimp soldiers and crab generals, and he was about to be fried into deep-fried dough sticks.He just came back to his senses and raised his arms and shouted.
"stop!"
Yes, he was about to yell to stop.But it wasn't me who yelled, who was it?This voice is so familiar.Sure enough, the next moment an engineer shovel flew over and cut the shrimp soldiers and crab generals in half, and because of too much force, the two little monsters fell into the oil pan, and the aroma immediately overflowed. It was such a seafood hot pot meal.
Seeing that Bu Xianting was about to fall into the pot, Master Ziyang waved his sleeves, and it turned into a white silk more than ten feet long, tied Bu Xianting's waist, and rolled him up.
Seeing Bu Xianting in Ziyang's arms, Li Xuanba was very upset.Continuing to release the skill of killing with eyes, under such strong pressure, Master Ziyang wisely handed over Bu Xianting to his apprentice.
Li Xuanba saw that Bu Xianting was not naked, and frowned, he quickly took off his outer shirt and put it on him, wrapping him tightly.
"You...you are the Dapeng Garuda?" The king looked carefully.As soon as Li Xuanba entered his cave, he felt uncomfortable all over.It's not like I don't know, but when compared with the real one, Bu Xianting's fake is very obvious.
"An orphan is not a bird!" Li Xuanba already hated the word "bird".This audacious person dared to kidnap Bu Xianting's dead shemale, and even stepped on his sore feet.He must kill this guy!
"Don't try to deny it! I recognized it at a glance, you are the Dapeng Garuda!" As he spoke, Yasha's face slowly changed into a beautiful face with an overwhelming beauty, with charming and affectionate eyes: "Mr. Peng doesn't remember Me?"
Li Xuanba didn't reply, but the expression clearly said: Who are you?Three big characters.
"I knew it, you are a heartless and heartless man! Take your life!" The king's face immediately changed again, the whole face was covered with scales, his eyes had no pupils, only blood red.
Bu Xianting sighed, is there any European and American horror movies that change morally in one second? !
Unexpectedly, the king did not go towards Li Xuanba, but shot the scales on his body towards Bu Xianting.What a move!
In fact, the king has already seen from Li Xuanba's attitude towards Bu Xianting that Bu Xianting must be unusual to him.You broke the heart of this king, and this king will also let you taste the heartache!
Li Xuanba didn't have time to think about it at all, and flew forward directly, blocking the scales for Bu Xianting.The engineer shovel in his hand also rotated rapidly, blocking most of the scales, but one or two still penetrated into his skin.
The king looked up to the sky and laughed loudly: "Hahaha! Heaven will not fail me! Dapeng, you have today too! My scales contain ice poison, if you get hit by my scales, you will die!"
Sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, Li Xuanba spat out a mouthful of purple-black blood.Leaning weakly on Bu Xianting, he seemed to be dying.
Fuck!no? !So awesome? !
Bu Xianting hurriedly hugged him, and shouted anxiously: "Xuan Ba! Xuan Ba! Don't scare me!"
Li Xuanba barely opened his eyes: "I, I will die with peace, you still, haven't given me an answer..." He opened his mouth, and he vomited blood.
Bu Xianting hurriedly covered his mouth, with tears in his eyes: "Bah, bah, bah! What are you talking about, it's about this time..." Looking at Li Xuanba's eyes that were exhausted, Bu Xianting did not hesitate: "Stupid! Why would I let you follow me if I don't like you?!" He kissed Li Xuanba's bloody hair.
Li Xuanba closed his eyes with a smile.
If the story stopped here, it would be a bloody tragedy.But the author is not such a person, so instead of ending in tragedy, it will explode in tragedy.
Contrary to everyone's expectations, Bu Xianting's small universe exploded!
He gently put Li Xuanba down, and raised the engineering shovel.A boiling air flowed through his body.If he lowered his head, he would see a ball of green light moving around in his body.
Master Ziyang, who was watching the play at the side, glanced at each other.It turned out that the heart of pure green glass was on him!No wonder the two are attracted to each other.
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