Is it the wrong way for me to cross?

Seeing the end of the big bucket, the scene was suddenly silent.

The two little guys hugged together in fright.

Bu Xianting wiped the cold sweat off his brow, telling stories these days is also risky, so one must be cautious in choosing a storyline.

The masked man glanced at the people present again: "The next one."

Everyone looks at me, and I look at you.In the end, Master Lu Yang bravely stepped forward: "Your Majesty, I, I will come."

The masked man reminded him: "Well. You have to think about it before you say it. I have some small pets on this island, and they should have been hungry for a long time."

Nima!It turns out that the opposite sex on the island was raised by this guy?How about a "small" pet? !Even an earthworm is as high as a hill!

Master Lu Yang swallowed his saliva: "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your advice. The story I want to tell happened in a small village. There was a child in this village. He was bullied because he had no father or mother. He wants to be a master. Later, he learned medicine from a well-known local alchemist. Even though the alchemist treated him badly, he gritted his teeth and persisted. Because he was willing to help others, he didn't charge people for medical treatment. Unexpectedly After a few years, his reputation became even greater than his master. He left this small village and went further afield to learn from his master. This kid was also born smart and smart, and even learned a lot after a few years of wandering. When he got married and started a business, he was already a well-known alchemist. But he was still not reconciled, he hadn’t become the master he always wanted to be when he was a child! So, he went on a crooked path. When he was studying abroad, he used to follow the fleet Been out at sea. Learned some Outer Islander sorcery."

The masked man seemed more interested: "What sorcery? Tell me more specifically."

Although His Majesty is interested in his story, Master Lu Yang is grateful, but he really doesn't know the specific situation of this sorcery.He had no choice but to say truthfully: "Uh... this little guy really doesn't know, I just heard that he can use children to make evil spirits and let these evil spirits do things for him. It is said that these evil spirits have powerful mana, which is not inferior to some people with a little cultivation. Spirits and monsters. And he also raised a large group, even if the spiritual power is not enough, the number is enough."

Bu Xianting couldn't help interjecting, why does this sound so much like a Southeast Asian sorcery: "Is it called Gumantong?" Seeing the dazed look on the little elk's face, he added: "It's just raising Brat."

Master Lu Yang rubbed his chin: "It's quite appropriate to say raising little ghosts. But I don't know what this sorcery is called. Anyway, he raised a large group of such little ghosts, which helped his career flourish. Later, because of his fame, When the emperor summoned him, he was so eloquent that he coaxed the emperor to follow him to the seaside, so that the emperor saw the illusion spit out by the mirage dragon on the sea, and said that there was a fairy mountain on the other side of the sea, and there were immortals living on the mountain, and he could ask the immortal Elixir of life. When a person holds great power and enjoys all the glory and wealth, he will start to want to live forever and become immortal. What he said is exactly what the emperor wanted. Take care of everything for him, and send him to sea to find the elixir."

Wait a minute, why does it sound so much like talking about a person?

"The real person is sorry to interrupt, is the person you're talking about named Xu Fu?"

Master Lu Yang rolled his eyes at him: "I don't know, this is just a story, why should my friend be obsessed with the names of the people in the story?"

The masked man nodded: "Well, what's the ending of the story?"

"The ending of the story is that this person finally relied on the materials given by the emperor and those evil ghosts to build a country overseas and become a king on his own."

The masked man nodded, seemingly satisfied: "Yes. Next."

The little elk heaved a sigh of relief, at least he was not immediately swept up by the tornado to feed the monster, which proved that His Majesty was still satisfied.As long as no one's story is more exciting than mine, today's champion is me.Thinking of this, he was overjoyed.

The Red Sandalwood Fairy and Daoist Qingfeng each told a story.

The red sandalwood fairy is talking about a poor bastard in the village, because other people are too lazy to work, and seeing that the family can't open the pot, he has the idea of ​​digging up his ancestor's grave.He dug several times in a row, and every time he could steal some good things, and he could live for a while after selling the money.It's just that when he was digging a grave, he didn't want to dig out a female corpse. The female corpse didn't know how long she had been dead, but when she dug it up, she looked as if she was alive, and her face was still very beautiful.This bastard is a bachelor, so he immediately took a fancy to and dug up the female corpse and brought it home.

Everyone was very interested in this story, and Daoist Qingfeng couldn't help asking: "What happened next?"

Fairy Red Sandalwood squinted her eyes, as if she was a little proud: "Later, that bastard disappeared. But he is a bachelor, no one in the village pays attention to him, so he should disappear if he doesn't see him. I found that the young and middle-aged men in the village gradually disappeared these days. Finally, I invited an eminent monk to do the practice. Only then did I know that there was a corpse fairy living in the village cemetery. It was originally an ordinary female corpse, because the local Fengshui is suitable for nourishing yin, She got aura and became a spirit, and she practiced by drawing the young and middle-aged men who passed by the cemetery to suck the essence, energy, and flesh. In the end, guess what happened?"

Bu Xianting thought, according to the general law, of course evil cannot prevail over good, and the master subdued demons to benefit mankind.

Don't want Zitan Fairy to say: "Later, the Corpse Immortal ate the eminent monk who attained Taoism, obtained his cultivation base, greatly increased his skill, and became the King of the Mountain in that place!"

There was a rare smile on the masked man's mouth: "I'm afraid this is not a story, but a personal experience, right?"

The Red Sandalwood Fairy smiled triumphantly, but did not make a sound.

Bu Xianting happened to be sitting next to her, his scalp numb.Fuck!Will he be beaten by the female corpse if he changes his position now?

The rest of Daoist Qingfeng saw that His Majesty still smiled, what does that mean?It means there is a door!He immediately changed his mind and followed Zitan Fairy to talk about his resume.

"Your Majesty, is it the younger one's turn?"

The masked man pouted his chin: "Say."

Qingfeng smiled happily: "My story is about a small bamboo that grew in a deep mountain. One day a panda passed by there. Seeing the crispness and tenderness of the bamboo, he broke it off and gnawed it while walking. Pandas are omnivorous." , before it came here, it happened to eat an old mountain ginseng that had just matured, and the mountain ginseng was almost digested long ago, leaving an inner alchemy. The alchemy merged. Later, the panda spirit released the bamboo with the inner alchemy in a place full of spiritual energy, and the bamboo was still intact! Hey! It probably has never been pulled so hard in the whole life of a bear. It's...cough cough. In short, the bamboo in the back took root, absorbed the essence of the moon, and finally became a essence."

Bu Xianting really couldn't stop moving back this time.

The masked man seemed very dissatisfied with his story, and spit out two words: "vulgar." Poor review!

Then the tornado came again.

Finally, the masked man glanced at Bu Xianting: "It's your turn."

Bu Xianting thought, he had encountered too many incredible events during this trip through time and space, and he really couldn't make up his mind which one to talk about for a while.Which one will suit His Majesty's appetite?

Finally, inspired by the two monsters just now, he decided to also talk about his own experience.

"Well, the story happened many, many years later. At that time, there was already an instrument capable of traveling through time and space. There was a school, and a few unlucky scholars were recruited by the country, saying that they would be sent to travel through time and space to complete the great and An honorable task."

"Wait a minute, is this your personal experience?" The masked man suddenly woke up from a state of laziness and dismissiveness.Although he couldn't see his expression, Bu Xianting could clearly feel the uncontrollable excitement of the other party.

Bu Xianting thought, didn't this masked man know his identity early on?But he didn't want to reveal his identity in front of such a stranger, so he took silence as his default.

The other party spat out a key word: "Pisces jade pendant?"

Bu Xianting nodded: "That's right, that's the plan."

He stretched out his hand: "Can you show me?"

Bu Xianting hesitated for a moment. Since he didn't take it away last time, he probably won't take it this time, right?Besides, with the strength of this masked man, if he really wants to grab it, they probably have nothing to do.

The masked man rubbed the jade pendant in his hand, his eyes were frighteningly bright.He held the jade pendant tightly in his hand, as if he was making a decision.He took it for a long time and didn't return it.

Just when Bu Xianting thought that he really didn't intend to return it, the masked man handed the jade pendant back to him and said, "I want to hear about your classmate."

What kind of weird hobby is this?However, if you have a general direction, you can choose what you like. It is better to make a composition with a topic than to talk nonsense: "There are only two of my classmates. One is a senior sister who is two grades higher than us. Her name is Shi Yi. She is a Bookworm, stuck in the sea of ​​books all day long, unable to get out, not interested in anything..." Bu Xianting looked at the expression of the masked man, he seemed not interested either.Then another person said: "There is another one in the same grade as me, named Ke Yan. He is so beautiful that he doesn't look like a real person at all..."

The masked man seemed very interested in this topic. Whenever Bu Xianting stopped to catch his breath, he would ask: "And then?"

Finally, the sun came out, and the masked man looked at the sky outside and said, "The time is up. This little friend is the winner."

Fairy Zitan and Master Luyang were a little bit aggrieved, but they couldn't do it in front of the masked man.Had no choice but to leave angrily.

"I can grant your wish, what do you want, child?"

Bu Xianting hesitated for a while, and said, "I want to go back to where I came from."

The masked man shook his head: "Time and space cannot be traversed, just like life and death cannot be controlled. I can't do this. If I could, I would have..." He swallowed the following words: "You should think of another wish."

Bu Xianting was a little disappointed, didn't he say he was omnipotent?But it would be a pity to pass up such an opportunity.He thought for a while and said, "Then help my brother get back his spiritual power."

The masked man glanced at Li Xuanba, and this time he answered straightforwardly: "Yes."

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Bu Xianting was full of joy, Li Xuanba could recover his spiritual power without that, so I must give it a thumbs up!

However, after the masked man agreed to his request, they suddenly changed rooms.It's still a Western-style Gothic style, but the more Bu Xianting looks at it, the more strange it becomes. What's with the mirrors all over the walls and ceilings?There are also cabinets full of creams and medicines, all kinds of sex toys... No matter how you look at it, it is a love hotel!No, no, what should be complained is that there are already sex toys in this era?so trendy...

What's even more deceitful is--there is a stack of pornographic books by the bedside? !

A deafening male voice came from the air: "Didn't you say that you want him to get back his spiritual power? As long as you have intercourse, the spiritual power of the bead on your body will be passed on to him. I can't do it for you. Enjoy it slowly. "

Bu Xianting was so shocked, it was a scam!

Oh, I almost forgot: "Where are the two children?"

"Don't worry, I have already solved it for you."

solved?What's the meaning?Bu Xianting yelled into the air a few more times, but there was no reply after that.

Bu Xianting looked back speechlessly, almost fainted out of breath.Li Xuanba actually held a little yellow book and read it with gusto!

Realizing that Bu Xianting was looking at him, Li Xuanba put down the little yellow book, glanced at Bu Xianting who was feeling uncomfortable all over, and lowered his head, "I know Brother Ting, you don't want to..."

Seeing the arrogant appearance of the bear child so much, suddenly being so wronged, he really couldn't adapt to it for a while, couldn't bear it, and impulsively: "Who said I didn't want to?!"

Li Xuanba didn't even raise his head: "I know this kind of thing can't be forced..."

"Who said I was reluctant? I've wanted to do this kind of thing for a long time, but I was worried about your young age, so I haven't done it yet!" He said and proved it with actions, stripping himself naked: "This year, I lost my virginity You can still barely get the notoriety of a magician. Hurry up!" He began to play tricks on Li Xuanba.Li Xuanba also cooperated, and after a while the two of them were naked like two newborn babies.

Bu Xianting aggressively pushed Li Xuanba onto the bed behind him, and propped himself up on top of Li Xuanba in the standard posture of a hooligan bullying a woman: "Little lady, no one will save you even if you yell at your throat. Be obedient Follow my uncle."

Li Xuanba's little lady was very reserved and shy: "The official should be gentle."

Bu Xianting was elated: "Don't worry, leave it to me." A dog gnawed on Li Xuanba's strong body, making him drool all over his body.However, those who are ecstatic and ecstatic are often followed by extreme joy and sorrow.Bu Xianting was chewing hard, but he didn't want the little chrysanthemum to fall and be poked in by something.

"Ouch!" Bu Xianting howled in shock.Looking down, you Li Xuanba actually engaged in a sneak attack?Isn't the thing that stuck into his body the finger of His Highness Zhao Wang? !

There is an extra finger in the little chrysanthemum, which feels very weird.Bu Xianting frowned.Before Bu Xianting could open his mouth to scold him, Li Xuanba suddenly pulled his finger out again.Because his fingers were stained with grease, there was a crisp "pop" sound when he pulled it out.Bu Xianting groaned uncomfortably again.

Before Bu Xianting could react, around Li Xuanba's arm, he and Bu Xianting adjusted each other up and down.

Bu Xianting's chrysanthemum tightened, it's not right!What about the little lady? !Nima!Pit father ah!

Li Xuanba comforted him: "Brother, we all have no experience, so let me do it."

Bu Xianting blushed and had a thick neck: "Fart! We have no experience, why are you here?!"

The corner of Li Xuanba's mouth twitched into a smile: "Because I have more physical strength than you, I should do this kind of physical work."

Bu Xianting was dazzled by his fleeting smile and was momentarily stunned.When did His Royal Highness King Zhao ever smile?

It was this stupefaction that gave Li Xuanba an opportunity, he lowered his head to hold Bu Xianting's Adam's apple, and licked his neck with the tip of his tongue.Bu Xianting never knew that his neck was also a sensitive spot. When Li Xuanba licked it like this, a tingling sensation rushed through his body, making his mouth dry and his whole body go limp.A muffled grunt came out of his mouth unconsciously.He blushed and quickly covered his mouth.

The corners of Li Xuanba's mouth curled up again, this time his lips occupied the round earlobe, and it was like holding a sweet candy in his mouth.His hands were not idle either, he slowly spun around Bu Xianting's acupoints with grease on his face, getting deeper and deeper into the middle...

Bu Xianting originally wanted to resist, but his heart was beating too fast and his hands and feet were weak.He gritted his teeth, forget it, whoever gets on and who gets off doesn't do it?Wait for the next time to attack by yourself!Once he figured it out, he completely gave up struggling and enjoyed Li Xuanba's services.

Li Xuanba kissed Bu Xianting's lips, with a patient expression on his face: "It says in the book that it will hurt a little, bear with it."

Bu Xianting became angry from embarrassment: "Why are you talking so much nonsense?! If you don't do it, I'll do it!"

Where would Li Xuanba give him a chance?He put some quilts under Bu Xianting's waist, separated his legs, and folded them up.Try to insert the front end first.

Bu Xianting let out a "hiss" in pain.Li Xuanba hurriedly stopped.When Bu Xianting nodded to let him continue, he slowly went in a little further.This is actually more tormented for both of them.Bu Xianting put his mind to one side: "Why are you dawdling? Are you a man?"

Sure enough, if you don't do it, you won't die.As soon as these words came out, how could Li Xuanba bear it?As soon as the lower body is sent off, the long drive goes straight in.

Bu Xianting gritted his teeth in pain and took a thin breath.

Li Xuanba observed for a while, and when Bu Xianting's expression seemed to get used to it, he couldn't help but start to move.

Bu Xianting started from howling like ghosts and howling wolves, and gradually became panting again and again.As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw the reflection of Li Xuanba galloping on his body in the mirror on the ceiling. That sweaty and vigorous body was full of wild sex appeal, a beauty of power.And his face was peachy, the corners of his eyes were abnormally red, and his legs were stretched to the extreme.With that shameful look, he couldn't help but tense down.

Li Xuanba felt the changes in his body and followed his gaze.He smiled knowingly, did not pull it out, turned Bu Xianting over, let his hands rest on the mirror wall, and Li Xuanba hit him from behind.Looking at the place where the two of them joined in the mirror, following Li Xuanba's twitching, the splashed liquid, Bu Xianting's back acupuncture point tightened, his hands softened, and his whole body lay on the mirror.As Li Xuanba rushed behind him, his genitals rubbed against the mirror, and the cold touch made him even more irritated.

As Li Xuanba's breathing became heavier and his movements became more intense, after several violent impacts, Li Xuanba let out a low growl.Bu Xianting let out a trembling guttural sound from between his clenched teeth, and a stream of muddy liquid was sprayed on the mirror.

Bu Xianting slid off the mirror exhaustedly.His chest was covered with the turbid liquid from the mirror.Seeing such an obscene scene from the mirror, Li Xuanba, who hadn't weakened much at all, strengthened again and started the next round of attack.

As the old saying goes, if you don’t work, you won’t die.