A devil in distress is not as good as a pig

Zhu Ye has never dreamed of the white fox since wearing the Huang Fei Ganoderma lucidum.But the bad thing is that since then his ED treatment seems to have fallen into trouble. No matter what medicine he takes or how he massages, he has returned to the previous level. erection!

However, it is impossible for Zhu Ye to succumb to such low-level physical desires. As a black second generation with pursuit, he will never allow himself to change his sexuality for such a trivial matter, although as a frigid patient He has no sexual orientation at all!

So in the past month or so, he has focused on his official business, especially on the issue of the ownership of the 48 cultural relics.

After Master Sha's mediation, he didn't bother Zhu Li any more, and he disposed of a batch of hot cultural relics by himself.Under the pressure of his elder brother, Zhu Li didn't dare to make any small moves in private. He completely gave up the more than 100 million euros. He just took the opportunity to find Zhu Ye again, suggesting that he would accept it as soon as he saw it, and let it go. The northerner was caught by him for exchanging fire with Andrew the first time.

According to Zhu Ye's temper, he rushed to make trouble on his birthday, just to tear his face, and it would be polite not to kill him, so he didn't buy his brother-in-law's account at all, and only told Zhu Li that this matter is not his own now It doesn't matter—Andrew has lost his memory. He has to give an explanation to the brothers below, so he has already handed it over to Andrew.

Although Zhu Li was afraid of Zhu Ye, he didn't put Andrew in his eyes, so he directly asked his subordinates to go to his house to take care of others. Who knew that Andrew was living with Zhu Ye now, and he didn't care about anything at all, only concentrating on raising pigs at home Turtle, leave everything to my good friend Agui.

Zhu Li's men hurried to find Agui again and told him to let him go.Agui is just a pony boy, so he immediately obeyed the order and asked them to come to the Third Municipal Hospital to pick him up.Zhu Li's subordinates still wondered why it was a hospital, and they didn't know what was going on until they arrived—that northerner had just had a cornea transplanted and was waiting to get a kidney. Eggs are difficult!

On the contrary, the pennants hanging in the ward are very eye-catching, custom-made for him by Agui - "Help others for joy", "Lei Feng is reborn", "Savior"... full of cheating positive energy.

In the end, the matter was resolved and the people went back, but the rift between Zhu Ye and Zhu Li was settled. Although they still looked like a family when they met, everyone understood that the gap between them was Wider and deeper.

But Zhu Ye doesn't care about it, he is just like this, as long as he thinks it is right, he will insist on it no matter the cost, it's not that he is arrogant, it is because of some things that let him know that life is not satisfactory Eighty-nine, we must live with ideas and responsibility.

Otherwise, what is the difference with salted fish?

A month later, a national-level museum in the north sent special personnel to Haicheng to take over the 48 cultural relics in the name of the government, and Zhu Ye finally breathed a sigh of relief.

It was already mid-August, and after the beginning of autumn, the weather cooled down, and it rained every two days in Haicheng, making the whole air damp.

Momo is still used to squatting in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows of the living room on the second floor every day, basking in the sun when there is sun, and basking in the rain when there is no sun.The tortoise rocking chair is indispensable as usual, but because of the inability to double cultivate with Zhu Ye in the illusion, the character and integrity can no longer meet its needs, so Andrew went to the flower and bird market to get it two that are said to be century-old tortoises. Come tortoises, one will be named Liberty, and the other will be named Truth.

Both freedom and truth are pure Chinese garden tortoises, that is, wild tortoises. They are worthless, but they are old and have a lot of aura. When Andrew bought them, he wondered how human beings did it, and kept such a good local aura. If you don't raise turtles, you have to spend a lot of money to buy those foreign tortoises that are useless, as well as dogs and cats. They don't love natural and healthy ones, and they have to pursue those defective products made after various crossbreeds.

Sure enough, they are all creatures that the demons can't understand.

Zhu Ye came back from a business trip in South Africa that day, the first thing he did when he entered the house was to ask the Filipino maid how his piglet was doing.It's strange to say that he has always been indifferent to other pets, but he has special affection for this pig. Maybe it's because Momo's IQ is too high, or maybe he's too loyal. As if something is missing, I feel uncomfortable all over.

Ever since he got on the treadmill that time, Momo has been looking sluggish and slumped, which made Zhu Ye feel guilty. In order to compensate, he specially bought a lot of top-grade imported pig biscuits, and even put a rose field in the back garden. They were all pulled out, and a batch of volcanic mud was airlifted from Europe, and a mud pool was built, allowing Momo to enjoy the volcanic mud bath at any time, which made the Filipino maid complain: Boss, when will you use this kind of thinking to chase girls? Just go!

"Hmph." Mo Mo loyally waited for him at the door of the living room, and as soon as he came back, he arched his trousers and begged for comfort.Zhu Ye dropped the briefcase, squatted down and held it to touch it. Momo's long nose moved, and he poked his chest with his front paws in disgust: it stinks!

Zhu Ye traveled to several cities in South Africa. The dusty environment covered his body, and he smelled exotic smoke and dust. He lowered his head and sniffed.

But isn't it too much for you, a pig, to dislike me?Zhu Ye lost his temper after being poked by it. He didn't even bother to eat the supper that the Filipino maid brought to nourish his stomach, so he carried it to the bathroom to take a shower.

Ever since he put on the Huang Fei Ganoderma lucidum, Mo Mo didn't dare to take him into the fantasy world for double cultivation. Even ordinary closeness should not last too long, otherwise the demon spirit would be burned. Fortunately, the two tortoises were very close recently Awesome, let it improve a lot, otherwise I'm afraid it would have been sick for a long time.

"Is it delicious?" After taking a shower, Zhu Ye hugged Momo on the dining table, bought half a bowl of taro puree for it, and drank it slowly with a bowl of stewed chicken with ginseng and Hericium erinaceus.

"Hmph!" Momo nodded in satisfaction. Recently, he has entered the realm of cultivation very quickly, and his physical strength is exhausted. He needs such high-calorie food to replenish his vitality. He ate more than half of it in a short while, and flicked his tail happily.

"Be careful to eat it like a fat pig!" Zhu Ye pampered and tugged at its ears.Mo Mo twisted his buttocks, and moaned and complained: He is a little fat pig!

Zhu Ye smiled with the corners of his mouth hooked, and his brows suddenly frowned halfway through the smile. For some reason, the soup that he usually likes was a little nauseating after drinking it today. He only drank half a bowl, and felt his stomach churning. Ask the Filipino maid: "Today is the chicken soup, did you forget to remove the smell? Why is there such a strong fishy smell?"

"Ah?" The Filipino maid rushed to ask the chef, who came over to take a sip, and said innocently, "No, Young Master Ye, they are all made according to the previous recipe, there is no difference...Is it because of autumn dryness recently, your appetite is not good Okay? How about I make you another green melon jade drink right away?"

Covering his mouth with a napkin, Zhu Ye retched twice, and after a while, he couldn't bear the smell of chicken soup, so he waved his hand: "Take this away, and get something else. "

The chef quickly removed the soup bowl, and the piglet who was eating mashed taro didn't eat any more. He crawled over worriedly and cupped his master's hand. Zhu Ye touched it: "I'm fine, go eat yours." Without leaving, he closed his eyes as if he was feeling something, Shaoqing suddenly opened his eyes wide, showing a shocked and joyful expression, Zhu Ye has always been a picky eater, this is the first time he hates a dish so much, the chef quickly squeezed a cup full of apology The green melon jade drink came, and some lemon juice was added to make it more greasy.This time Zhu Ye finally didn't feel sick anymore, and he drank it happily, still a little bit unsatisfied: "Next time put more lemon, it's not sour enough."

"Yes, yes, yes." The chef watched the boss leave with the pig in his arms, brought the cup up to his nose and sniffed it, and turned pale with shock: Damn, did you miscalculate the amount?This seems to be double lemon juice, so what Ye Shao said just now must be ironic?

Ye Shao is so tolerant and kind, afraid that I would blame myself for drinking such a sour thing, and reminding me in such a subtle way... The chef wept silently, carrying the dishes to the kitchen to wash Shabu, I swear that I will take good care of my boss in the future, and I will never make such a low-level mistake of forgetting to deodorize the chicken again.

Wait, I've obviously been to the fishy place!The chef's hand washing the dishes was messy in the wind.

Zhu Ye went back to the bedroom and read the email for a while, then went to bed.Hearing his breathing gradually, Mo Mo fell into a deep sleep, sneaked out of the pumpkin nest, jumped onto the stool at the end of the bed, then climbed onto the big bed, and approached him lightly.

The yellow Fei Ganoderma lucidum hangs on the noble and long neck of the owner. It is bright and pale golden in the dark night. It may not be visible to the eyes of ordinary people, but it is very eye-catching in the eyes of the demons.

no!It must be destroyed!Mo Mo's always cute little face became serious, the aura in the master's body that was very similar to himself had already grown up, and if this continued, he himself would be affected by the magic weapon, and his body would not be able to bear it!

After lying on Zhu Ye's pillow for a long time, Mo Mo's black bean eyes gradually turned dark green, and then, there was a strange murmur in his chest.

The golden light of Huangfei Ganoderma lucidum gradually dimmed, as if shrouded in a layer of light green mist, Momo squinted his eyes to look at it, with a tense and solemn expression on his face, his fat little body stretched like a drawn bow Tightly, full of alternative tension.

Suddenly, a burst of golden light surged, and Huang Fei Ganoderma lucidum seemed to launch a counterattack, and the light emitted instantly broke through the green mist that wrapped it!

"Hoo hoo." Mo Mo tried hard to suppress it again, but he was a little powerless. He stepped back slowly, stepped back, stepped on the air, and fell to the floor with a "boom", and suddenly forgot what he was doing. A great cause, weeping sadly: "Hey..."

The cute and pet-like Mozun-sama really can't afford to be hurt, his IQ is so urgent!

Zhu Ye was awakened by the crying, squinted his eyes and moved to the side of the bed, followed the sound of the pig, stretched his arm down and touched Mo Mo, and comforted him a little: "Hey, don't cry, go to your own bed Sleep... don't climb on my bed!"

Momo rubbed his head against the palm of his hand, cried softly and crawled away, looked back halfway through the crawl, and found that Zhu Ye had turned over and fell asleep again, so he stopped crying and climbed up the stool at the end of the bed again. After getting into the big bed, I was torn between "we must destroy the ganoderma lucidum" and "I'm so tired, let's go to sleep, let's talk about the big thing tomorrow", and decisively chose the latter, which was easier, and quietly lay down next to his pillow to sleep up.

"Ha——" it yawned a little, and before falling asleep, it thought vaguely that the magic power of Ganoderma lucidum is too strong, and it needs to be practiced hard, and it must not watch Korean dramas starting tomorrow!

Procrastination is so annoying!