A devil in distress is not as good as a pig
Chapter 23
"You're right, human beings are really unpredictable." Mo Hu nodded in agreement, and then changed his tone: "But you can't leave here yet." "Why?" Andrew was puzzled: "You didn't come to save your subordinates Is it?"
"Of course." Mo Hu stared, "But you are not the only one trapped here." Andrew thought for a while, and suddenly realized: "You mean Brother Yisen?"
Mo Hu rubbed his front paws shyly: "It's not enough."
"...Your subordinate understands, and there is Lord Mozi." Andrew wiped his sweat silently, and suddenly realized that the situation was very dire - two-thirds of the Zunshang's family were controlled by the terrifying witch man!
"There must be a reason for the witch to attack you suddenly." Mo Hu's eyes became serious, "As soon as he met the master... no, Aye came to Xiaoshanju to search for the demons in the future, he must have felt it from Aye. The breath of the devil's spirit is here. He can use the spell to deal with you today, and he will probably have more powerful means to deal with the devil in the future, so I must break through the second level of magic cultivation in the shortest possible time and rescue them!" "Yes, Your Majesty!" Andrew felt deeply that he had a great mission on his shoulders, and nodded solemnly: "I understand, I will do my best to protect them before you break through the second level of magic cultivation! Please rest assured!" "Uh...that's not necessary." Mo Hu rubbed his nose, grabbed another piece of sachima and peeled it off, chewing and said, "I have another way to protect them, your mana is too weak, do some uploading Work that disturbs the line of sight is fine." "Yes, I'm sorry, the subordinate is incompetent." It's embarrassing to be reprimanded face-to-face by the boss for "mana too much food" or something, but since Master Mozun arranged it like this, he must be able to win Got it, Andrew said shamefully, "Everything is according to His Majesty's arrangement, please show me." "The witch man is very cunning, after controlling your demon spirit, he can feel my demon spirit, fortunately I have concealed it from my eyes. But he must not be completely relieved. If there is any disturbance, he will suspect that there is another demon beside Aye." Mo Hu squinted his eyes and said: "So I will meet you in the past two days. Do something outside to make him think that another demon has escaped from the Tang mansion, so he will definitely deal with me immediately, and he will not care about hurting the demon for the time being." "This is a way, but you Isn't it very dangerous?" Andrew said worriedly, and at the same time secretly lamented when his Demon Lord actually possessed the noble sentiment of "sacrificing oneself for others", which is completely inconsistent with his cruel personality!
Sure enough, a man who became a father is different!
"It doesn't matter. Humans don't understand demons. Even the most powerful witches can't find a way to restrain me in just a few days. On the contrary, they can be used by me." Mo Hu's green eyes flashed a little In the dark light, he said: "Lianwu Mountain is a rare treasure land of spiritual cultivation in the human world. I successfully broke through the first stage of spiritual cultivation because I absorbed a large number of grass spirits..." Andrew secretly complained: Actually, you should watch it less Korean dramas have everything, and I won't be locked in here. I can't afford to have a procrastinating boss.
"... But if you want to break through the second level of magic cultivation, you can't rely on the grass spirit alone. It's better to rely on the cultivation of the witch man." Mo Hu said and glanced at Andrew, "The witch man discovered my whereabouts. I will definitely come to you to ask you how to restrain me, and then you will tell him that I am most afraid of the moonlight, and on the night of the full moon, I will definitely hide in the caves in the mountains to avoid the moonlight, and let him find the deepest and coldest place in Lianwu Mountain. I can form a witch formation to hunt you." Andrew said, "But we demons like moonlight the most, and the magic power is strongest on the night of the full moon...Ah! I understand, you want to use The tidal power of the night of the full moon absorbs the aura of the witch and helps you break through the second level of magic cultivation in advance?!" You are smart!Andrew nodded: "Ten days will be the night of the full moon, and I plan to break through the second level of magic cultivation on that day and transform into a human!" "Ten days?!" Andrew's eyes were about to pop out of the window, paranoid Worse than procrastination!
"Yes!" Mo Hu looked confident: "Before the witch man tested my demon spirit, I also spied on his witch cultivator. As long as I can absorb all his cultivation bases, I will be able to get rid of it in a short time. Break through the second level of magic cultivation and protect Aye and our children." Speaking of his wife and son, he unconsciously showed a shy expression again.
Andrew felt like he was going to have the eye of a needle...
"However, my lord, the witch man is Brother Yisen's grandfather. Once you absorb all his cultivation, he will die." Andrew thought of a serious problem again: "Humans are a kind of family that values ethics and family affection very much." In theory, his grandfather is your grandfather, his father is your father, and his husband is...you, so if you do this, he will probably break up with you.” Although in his mind Probably never with you at all.
Mo Hu bit the mango and thought for a while (yes, he was eating another dish of tribute). Based on his long-term experience in Korean dramas, this is really the case. After struggling for a long time, he said with difficulty: "Then I will eat less Let’s take it in, it’s fine if you don’t kill yourself, right?” Andrew wanted to say that it’s probably not possible, but he nodded against his boss’s eyes that strongly expected approval: “Bad, almost.” Let Mozun It is even more difficult for an adult to spit out the fat that reaches his mouth, which is even more difficult than transplanting his morals for one person. It is already commendable to be able to do this step.
So, good luck to you, my lord, I hope Brother Yisen won't peel your fox skin to make a mattress.
"Then it's settled." Although he made a great sacrifice, Mo Hu thought it was worth it, licked his paws clean, and then seriously ordered Andrew, "By the way, if Grandpa comes to interrogate you, you don't want to stop immediately." Just say what I taught you, human beings are very cunning, they believe that only physical punishment can make prisoners tell the truth, so you have to pretend to be loyal to me at the beginning..." "My lord, my lord Mingjian, my subordinate's loyalty to you is not feigned, it comes from the bottom of my heart..." Andrew was terrified.
"I know." Mo Hu said impatiently, "Can you understand the spirit? In short, you have to wait for him to punish you a few times before you speak out, understand?" "...Yes." Andrew regretted that he was accompanying his boss at the moment When watching Korean dramas, I switched channels and watched anti-war dramas a few times. If I knew it earlier, I should watch the commercials obediently, okay? TAT "I understand your loyalty." Mo Hu found that his subordinate's complexion was not very good, and pressed his front paws on his head to comfort him, "So don't be too desperate, you can say it if he forces you a little, don't wait What kind of ultimate move does he use, if he hurts your demon body, he will restore it for you, which is very troublesome, and I don’t have enough spiritual power right now.” “Yes, this subordinate understands!” Andrew said emotionally, “I will Protect yourself." "Good boy." Mo Hu patted his head, "Then you can lie back now, and I have to go out to do business." "Yes, Your Majesty." Andrew lay obediently on the bluestone slab and took a deep breath , "You light the lamp." "..." Mo Hu put his nose in front of the soul-fixing lamp and looked at it for a long time, coughing dryly, "I don't know witchcraft, so I can't light it." Can you be more reliable, dear?Andrew was about to cry. He said for a long time that you can only blow the lamps but not light them. So many plans are useless!
"Hey, how about it." Mo Hu muttered something, and blew lightly, a small dark red flame appeared in the lamp, and said to himself: "The color seems a bit wrong?" He continued to blow a few times to adjust After a while, "Okay, it's almost the same now." "That's okay?" Andrew didn't know whether to laugh or cry, do you really think this kind of cheating tricks can fool the witches?
"Almost." Mo Hu said indifferently, "If he found you, he would say that I wanted to rescue you, but unfortunately it didn't work, it just affected the color of the lamp flame." Suddenly, I felt that I was as wise as before, so great I can figure out the serial number.
Andrew was completely speechless, and could only nod his head. Your lord is worthy of being your lord, and nonsense comes out of your mouth.
After arranging everything, Mo Hu took a piece of fried cake and walked away leisurely. Andrew lay down on the bluestone board for a while with a sad face, and found several sagema wrapping papers lying on the ground, and a piece of the fruit plate was missing. I had to get up to clean up the garbage, rearranged the tributes and stacked them up in a hollow way so that they looked similar to what Agui had placed before.
Speaking of which, Agui really had a deep affection for the previous owner of this body. He lay on the bluestone slab and thought, this is what he should look for when looking for a magic couple.
Early the next morning, when Zhu Ye woke up, he found that Momo was not under his feet. He thought it was in the pumpkin nest, so he didn't think much about it. After washing and sitting at the breakfast table, he realized that it was gone!
"Didn't see it? Didn't everyone see it?" Zhu Ye sent Agui and the Filipino maid out to look for the pig, but they couldn't find it, so he couldn't help feeling a little anxious, "Ask Tang Wang to ask the security guards to search everywhere in the mansion. It's too big, and Mo Mo is completely unfamiliar." "Maybe it's just going out to play, and it will come by itself in a while." The Filipino maid comforted him, "Don't worry, Young Master Ye." "No." Zhu Ye started to feel a little bad, feeling that the dining table was empty, "It didn't even eat breakfast, it won't go out to play, you hurry to find Tang Wang, if Momo encounters any danger, it will be troublesome, it is so small , Even if you call for help, no one may find out.” The Filipino maid feels that her boss is a bit too worrying, although Momo is a pig, but the hair on it is more delicate than a monkey, how could she put her precious little body in danger? ?But after raising her for more than two months, she still has some feelings after all, so she went to see Tang Wang in the front yard as promised.
I didn't expect to bump into him before I got out of the moon cave door.
"Young Master Ye, the old man told you not to go out for the next two days. It seems that some powerful monster has mixed into the mountain. The spirits outside are all restless. You may encounter trouble with your special physique." "Monster? What monster?"
"I heard from the villagers on the mountainside early this morning that a very ferocious monster appeared in the mountain. It moved quickly and was ruthless. It dragged away several chickens in the house, and blood was everywhere." "What?" Zhu Ye's face changed when he heard the word "monster". He was even more horrified when he heard that it still eats chickens. If he can eat chickens, he might be able to eat pigs.
"It's true." Tang Wang said, "A lot of people are already driving their livestock down the mountain. You must take good care of your little piglet." "It's gone, and I was just about to ask you to take someone to find it." The more Zhu Ye thought about it, the more worried he became, and he drove out in a wheelchair: "I'll look outside, Momo is stupid and skinny, if he runs out, I'm afraid it will be dangerous." "You must not go, Young Master Ye!" Wang was frightened to death, and immediately grabbed his wheelchair, "I'll take someone to look for it right away, don't run around before you recover, I heard that the white fox is big and fierce, it's two meters high!" "...What did you say?" Zhu Ye froze and turned his head mechanically, "White fox? You said that monster is a two-meter-tall white fox?" "That's right, Young Master Ye." Tang Wang said in awe , "I heard it's huge, just a pair of eggs is as big as a durian, it's scary!" Is it too exaggerated?Zhu Ye's face became even more paralyzed, and he felt a faint pain in a certain part between his legs.
And how will I face an innocent fruit like durian in the future? !
"Of course." Mo Hu stared, "But you are not the only one trapped here." Andrew thought for a while, and suddenly realized: "You mean Brother Yisen?"
Mo Hu rubbed his front paws shyly: "It's not enough."
"...Your subordinate understands, and there is Lord Mozi." Andrew wiped his sweat silently, and suddenly realized that the situation was very dire - two-thirds of the Zunshang's family were controlled by the terrifying witch man!
"There must be a reason for the witch to attack you suddenly." Mo Hu's eyes became serious, "As soon as he met the master... no, Aye came to Xiaoshanju to search for the demons in the future, he must have felt it from Aye. The breath of the devil's spirit is here. He can use the spell to deal with you today, and he will probably have more powerful means to deal with the devil in the future, so I must break through the second level of magic cultivation in the shortest possible time and rescue them!" "Yes, Your Majesty!" Andrew felt deeply that he had a great mission on his shoulders, and nodded solemnly: "I understand, I will do my best to protect them before you break through the second level of magic cultivation! Please rest assured!" "Uh...that's not necessary." Mo Hu rubbed his nose, grabbed another piece of sachima and peeled it off, chewing and said, "I have another way to protect them, your mana is too weak, do some uploading Work that disturbs the line of sight is fine." "Yes, I'm sorry, the subordinate is incompetent." It's embarrassing to be reprimanded face-to-face by the boss for "mana too much food" or something, but since Master Mozun arranged it like this, he must be able to win Got it, Andrew said shamefully, "Everything is according to His Majesty's arrangement, please show me." "The witch man is very cunning, after controlling your demon spirit, he can feel my demon spirit, fortunately I have concealed it from my eyes. But he must not be completely relieved. If there is any disturbance, he will suspect that there is another demon beside Aye." Mo Hu squinted his eyes and said: "So I will meet you in the past two days. Do something outside to make him think that another demon has escaped from the Tang mansion, so he will definitely deal with me immediately, and he will not care about hurting the demon for the time being." "This is a way, but you Isn't it very dangerous?" Andrew said worriedly, and at the same time secretly lamented when his Demon Lord actually possessed the noble sentiment of "sacrificing oneself for others", which is completely inconsistent with his cruel personality!
Sure enough, a man who became a father is different!
"It doesn't matter. Humans don't understand demons. Even the most powerful witches can't find a way to restrain me in just a few days. On the contrary, they can be used by me." Mo Hu's green eyes flashed a little In the dark light, he said: "Lianwu Mountain is a rare treasure land of spiritual cultivation in the human world. I successfully broke through the first stage of spiritual cultivation because I absorbed a large number of grass spirits..." Andrew secretly complained: Actually, you should watch it less Korean dramas have everything, and I won't be locked in here. I can't afford to have a procrastinating boss.
"... But if you want to break through the second level of magic cultivation, you can't rely on the grass spirit alone. It's better to rely on the cultivation of the witch man." Mo Hu said and glanced at Andrew, "The witch man discovered my whereabouts. I will definitely come to you to ask you how to restrain me, and then you will tell him that I am most afraid of the moonlight, and on the night of the full moon, I will definitely hide in the caves in the mountains to avoid the moonlight, and let him find the deepest and coldest place in Lianwu Mountain. I can form a witch formation to hunt you." Andrew said, "But we demons like moonlight the most, and the magic power is strongest on the night of the full moon...Ah! I understand, you want to use The tidal power of the night of the full moon absorbs the aura of the witch and helps you break through the second level of magic cultivation in advance?!" You are smart!Andrew nodded: "Ten days will be the night of the full moon, and I plan to break through the second level of magic cultivation on that day and transform into a human!" "Ten days?!" Andrew's eyes were about to pop out of the window, paranoid Worse than procrastination!
"Yes!" Mo Hu looked confident: "Before the witch man tested my demon spirit, I also spied on his witch cultivator. As long as I can absorb all his cultivation bases, I will be able to get rid of it in a short time. Break through the second level of magic cultivation and protect Aye and our children." Speaking of his wife and son, he unconsciously showed a shy expression again.
Andrew felt like he was going to have the eye of a needle...
"However, my lord, the witch man is Brother Yisen's grandfather. Once you absorb all his cultivation, he will die." Andrew thought of a serious problem again: "Humans are a kind of family that values ethics and family affection very much." In theory, his grandfather is your grandfather, his father is your father, and his husband is...you, so if you do this, he will probably break up with you.” Although in his mind Probably never with you at all.
Mo Hu bit the mango and thought for a while (yes, he was eating another dish of tribute). Based on his long-term experience in Korean dramas, this is really the case. After struggling for a long time, he said with difficulty: "Then I will eat less Let’s take it in, it’s fine if you don’t kill yourself, right?” Andrew wanted to say that it’s probably not possible, but he nodded against his boss’s eyes that strongly expected approval: “Bad, almost.” Let Mozun It is even more difficult for an adult to spit out the fat that reaches his mouth, which is even more difficult than transplanting his morals for one person. It is already commendable to be able to do this step.
So, good luck to you, my lord, I hope Brother Yisen won't peel your fox skin to make a mattress.
"Then it's settled." Although he made a great sacrifice, Mo Hu thought it was worth it, licked his paws clean, and then seriously ordered Andrew, "By the way, if Grandpa comes to interrogate you, you don't want to stop immediately." Just say what I taught you, human beings are very cunning, they believe that only physical punishment can make prisoners tell the truth, so you have to pretend to be loyal to me at the beginning..." "My lord, my lord Mingjian, my subordinate's loyalty to you is not feigned, it comes from the bottom of my heart..." Andrew was terrified.
"I know." Mo Hu said impatiently, "Can you understand the spirit? In short, you have to wait for him to punish you a few times before you speak out, understand?" "...Yes." Andrew regretted that he was accompanying his boss at the moment When watching Korean dramas, I switched channels and watched anti-war dramas a few times. If I knew it earlier, I should watch the commercials obediently, okay? TAT "I understand your loyalty." Mo Hu found that his subordinate's complexion was not very good, and pressed his front paws on his head to comfort him, "So don't be too desperate, you can say it if he forces you a little, don't wait What kind of ultimate move does he use, if he hurts your demon body, he will restore it for you, which is very troublesome, and I don’t have enough spiritual power right now.” “Yes, this subordinate understands!” Andrew said emotionally, “I will Protect yourself." "Good boy." Mo Hu patted his head, "Then you can lie back now, and I have to go out to do business." "Yes, Your Majesty." Andrew lay obediently on the bluestone slab and took a deep breath , "You light the lamp." "..." Mo Hu put his nose in front of the soul-fixing lamp and looked at it for a long time, coughing dryly, "I don't know witchcraft, so I can't light it." Can you be more reliable, dear?Andrew was about to cry. He said for a long time that you can only blow the lamps but not light them. So many plans are useless!
"Hey, how about it." Mo Hu muttered something, and blew lightly, a small dark red flame appeared in the lamp, and said to himself: "The color seems a bit wrong?" He continued to blow a few times to adjust After a while, "Okay, it's almost the same now." "That's okay?" Andrew didn't know whether to laugh or cry, do you really think this kind of cheating tricks can fool the witches?
"Almost." Mo Hu said indifferently, "If he found you, he would say that I wanted to rescue you, but unfortunately it didn't work, it just affected the color of the lamp flame." Suddenly, I felt that I was as wise as before, so great I can figure out the serial number.
Andrew was completely speechless, and could only nod his head. Your lord is worthy of being your lord, and nonsense comes out of your mouth.
After arranging everything, Mo Hu took a piece of fried cake and walked away leisurely. Andrew lay down on the bluestone board for a while with a sad face, and found several sagema wrapping papers lying on the ground, and a piece of the fruit plate was missing. I had to get up to clean up the garbage, rearranged the tributes and stacked them up in a hollow way so that they looked similar to what Agui had placed before.
Speaking of which, Agui really had a deep affection for the previous owner of this body. He lay on the bluestone slab and thought, this is what he should look for when looking for a magic couple.
Early the next morning, when Zhu Ye woke up, he found that Momo was not under his feet. He thought it was in the pumpkin nest, so he didn't think much about it. After washing and sitting at the breakfast table, he realized that it was gone!
"Didn't see it? Didn't everyone see it?" Zhu Ye sent Agui and the Filipino maid out to look for the pig, but they couldn't find it, so he couldn't help feeling a little anxious, "Ask Tang Wang to ask the security guards to search everywhere in the mansion. It's too big, and Mo Mo is completely unfamiliar." "Maybe it's just going out to play, and it will come by itself in a while." The Filipino maid comforted him, "Don't worry, Young Master Ye." "No." Zhu Ye started to feel a little bad, feeling that the dining table was empty, "It didn't even eat breakfast, it won't go out to play, you hurry to find Tang Wang, if Momo encounters any danger, it will be troublesome, it is so small , Even if you call for help, no one may find out.” The Filipino maid feels that her boss is a bit too worrying, although Momo is a pig, but the hair on it is more delicate than a monkey, how could she put her precious little body in danger? ?But after raising her for more than two months, she still has some feelings after all, so she went to see Tang Wang in the front yard as promised.
I didn't expect to bump into him before I got out of the moon cave door.
"Young Master Ye, the old man told you not to go out for the next two days. It seems that some powerful monster has mixed into the mountain. The spirits outside are all restless. You may encounter trouble with your special physique." "Monster? What monster?"
"I heard from the villagers on the mountainside early this morning that a very ferocious monster appeared in the mountain. It moved quickly and was ruthless. It dragged away several chickens in the house, and blood was everywhere." "What?" Zhu Ye's face changed when he heard the word "monster". He was even more horrified when he heard that it still eats chickens. If he can eat chickens, he might be able to eat pigs.
"It's true." Tang Wang said, "A lot of people are already driving their livestock down the mountain. You must take good care of your little piglet." "It's gone, and I was just about to ask you to take someone to find it." The more Zhu Ye thought about it, the more worried he became, and he drove out in a wheelchair: "I'll look outside, Momo is stupid and skinny, if he runs out, I'm afraid it will be dangerous." "You must not go, Young Master Ye!" Wang was frightened to death, and immediately grabbed his wheelchair, "I'll take someone to look for it right away, don't run around before you recover, I heard that the white fox is big and fierce, it's two meters high!" "...What did you say?" Zhu Ye froze and turned his head mechanically, "White fox? You said that monster is a two-meter-tall white fox?" "That's right, Young Master Ye." Tang Wang said in awe , "I heard it's huge, just a pair of eggs is as big as a durian, it's scary!" Is it too exaggerated?Zhu Ye's face became even more paralyzed, and he felt a faint pain in a certain part between his legs.
And how will I face an innocent fruit like durian in the future? !
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