A devil in distress is not as good as a pig

Although Tang Dingxin had foreseen such a result long ago, Tang Dingxin couldn't help being moved, clenched his fists and then loosened them, and said in a deep voice: "Aye, the matter is very important. The magic marriage is not a joke. It is a matter of a lifetime. You still have to think carefully about it." .”

Zhu Ye's expression was stern, with dark flames faintly dancing in his bright eyes, and the corner of his mouth tugged slightly, and said, "I've decided, so be it." After a pause, he said, "Don't tell my dad about this, I'll In the future... tell him personally."

Seeing that he was so resolute, Tang Dingxin felt more and more guilty, and almost regretted his original decision.However, the words have been spoken, and there is no room for redemption, so I can only nod: "Okay."

"I'm not in good health, so I don't care about the wedding. I leave everything to my uncle." Zhu Ye bent down and picked up the teacup on the floor, put it gently on the coffee table, and turned the wheelchair so that his back was facing him. Said, "Don't ask anyone to disturb me recently, I want to be alone."

Tang Dingxin nodded silently, looking at his nephew's thin back and short black and soft hair, he really wanted to touch his head, but he couldn't move his feet, Zhu Ye seemed to exude a certain kind of cold aura , is inaccessible.

"Then I'm going to prepare." Tang Dingxin gave up the idea of ​​comforting him, and said in a hoarse voice, "I have already dispatched all the staff here, and I will control this matter to the smallest extent and will not let more people people know."

Zhu Ye didn't answer, just nodded.

Tang Dingxin turned around and walked out the door, each step seemed to weigh more than a thousand catties, until his right foot crossed the threshold, and he heard Zhu Ye's wheelchair slamming softly.Turning around, Zhu Ye turned around in the wheelchair and faced him sideways. I don't know if it was because of the light and shadow, or it was just an illusion, but there seemed to be a faint smile on his face.

He whispered: "Uncle, you don't have to feel guilty. It's hard to have both. If it were me, I would do the same thing."

Tang Dingxin felt a great pain in his heart, and his tall figure couldn't help shaking. He held onto the door frame to stabilize himself. He closed his eyes, but he didn't say the word "I'm sorry" after all. He shook his head, turned around and strode away.

The marriage was completely settled, and the entire Tang family was inexplicably busy.

Because of Tang Dingxin's death order, the insiders of the magic marriage were limited to a very small range. Except for him, the patriarch, and Zhu Ye himself, only Andrew and Agui knew about it—because the witnesses had to be magicians. In the family, Andrew was released from the wine cellar and joined the ranks of preparing for the wedding.And since Agui has always had a deep obsession with Andrew (body), and has to burn paper to sacrifice to him every day, it is almost impossible to hide it from him, so Tang Dingxin can only tell him the truth.

Furniture, utensils, sacrificial tools and sacrifices... According to the list made by the patriarch, a steady stream of items needed for the wedding were sent to the Tang mansion.Due to time constraints, Tang Wang and his servants were busy day and night, but in the hot spring courtyard, Zhu Ye, the serious protagonist of the wedding, has completely entered a closed state, not even turning on his mobile phone, completely cutting off contact with the outside world .

It wasn't until three days before the wedding that he suddenly called Shan Xia and asked the patriarch to come to see him in another courtyard.

The patriarch was apprehensive, but he didn't dare not go. It happened that Zhu Ye's dress was also ready, so he went up the mountain with his things.

I haven't seen him for a few days, but Zhu Ye hasn't changed much, but his fair skin has become more and more bloodless. Fortunately, his expression looks peaceful, and there is no sign of madness or collapse.

"Young Master Ye, this is a custom-made dress for you. The size is provided by your usual tailor in England, but you should try it first." The patriarch unpacked it himself and hung up the dress for him to see.According to the shamanistic records, the magic wedding costumes are all traditional Han costumes, from obscene underwear to outer robes, shoes and socks are extremely exquisite. Although they were made in a short period of time, there are also many embroidery ornaments, all of which are extremely exquisite.

Zhu Ye had no interest in anything related to the wedding. When he thought that he was going to marry a man in these bright red clothes, he felt disgusted in his heart, and said coldly, "I have bad legs, so don't try it."

The patriarch didn't dare to refute, so he had to put the clothes away again, and silently hung them up in the cloakroom for him.Seeing him finish his work, Zhu Ye poured him a cup of tea and said, "Patriarch, please sit down. I invite you here today because I have something to ask you."

The patriarch sat on the sofa next to him, feeling so guilty in his heart, he always felt as if he was plotting against him with Tang Dingxin, and his hands were shaking a little while holding the teacup.

"You don't need to be nervous." On the contrary, Zhu Ye was very calm, comforted him, took the teacup and helped him put it on the tea table, and said, "The wedding is my decision, and it has nothing to do with you or uncle, I will bear all the consequences alone. "

The patriarch coughed dryly, not knowing how to respond, Zhu Ye smiled lightly, and suddenly asked: "Patriarch, when it comes to learning witchcraft, what is the best age to start learning?"

The patriarch didn't understand why he asked this suddenly, Na Na said: "It is best to be enlightened around the age of thirteen or fourteen, but Wuxiu is about talent. Some people are earlier, some people are later, and there is no conclusion."

Zhu Ye let out an "oh", paused for a while, and asked, "Then what do you think of me?"

The patriarch stared: "You, you want to learn witchcraft?"

Zhu Ye nodded and said, "Yes, witchcraft is the only way to restrain monsters. Since I have decided to ally with monsters, I must master the method to restrain them."

The patriarch opened his mouth wide and was speechless, before he said for a long time: "But, that white fox's mana is very powerful. Even if the old man hadn't been fooled by it at the beginning, he might not be able to defeat it with all his witchcraft. Miss Ye... you should think twice. All right, don't provoke it, but let yourself suffer."

The corner of Zhu Ye's mouth hooked up, showing a slight smile, and said: "Just kidding, I just agreed to marry him, but I didn't intend to be slaughtered. Now he is begging me, not me begging him, I have his in my body." Devil, he can't kill me, so what do I have to be afraid of?"

The patriarch trembled from his gloomy sneer, and finally saw what it meant to be as high as a mountain—I thought the white fox was perverted enough, but I didn't expect Shao Ye to be more perverted than him, and he couldn't help but secretly stand up in his subconscious. Give a thumbs up: Nima is really a match made in heaven!

"I am a human being, and he is a monster. We are not equal. I tried to shoot him with a gun, and he is not afraid of bullets. If I don't have any way to restrain him, will I be at his mercy in the future?" Zhu Ye's mind is very clear, he has a cold personality, the possibility of falling in love with someone in this life is very slim, he will marry whoever he marries, what does it matter if he is a man or a woman, a human or a demon?It's just that there are more people around. It's the same as recruiting a master's bodyguard. As long as the other party is capable and loyal enough, everything else is just a cloud.

When Tang Dingxin first told him about this, he did have the urge to vomit blood, and even had the desperate idea of ​​revenge against the society, but soon he figured it out and accepted his fate. Now that he has made a decision, then You can only face the reality and maximize the benefits - you can't just look at the bad aspects in everything. If you look at it from another angle, if you are strong enough to subdue a monster with marriage, it will be considered unprecedented.

In short, the best always appear in pairs.

"You, what you said is also reasonable." It took a long time for the patriarch to digest Zhu Ye's wonderful remarks, and suddenly felt that life had opened another window. Master Ye's physique is very suitable. I remember that your birth date is very dark. When you were born, the old man was very worried that you would be haunted by monsters when you grew up. He also discussed with me how to avoid taboos. Physique, as a normal person, it is a little dark, but as a witch, it is beneficial."

Zhu Ye raised his eyebrows and said, "So it's still too late for me to practice witchcraft?"

"That's natural." The patriarch said affirmatively.A light flashed in Zhu Ye's eyes: "Then can you accept me as an apprentice?"

"This..." The patriarch hesitated for a moment, and said, "I didn't evade it on purpose, Young Master Ye. For a wizard, mastery is very important. You must find the best wizard teacher to be able to practice superior witchcraft. My this I'm a mediocre person, it's really embarrassing, I'm afraid it will delay your cultivation, you'd better wait for the old man to wake up, and then worship him as your teacher. He is the great witch handed down from our mountain wizards, and the only one who can confront the white fox head-on Wizard, you can only restrain the white fox in the future if you practice with him."

Zhu Ye was a little disappointed that he couldn't start practicing witchcraft right away, but the patriarch's words were not unreasonable, so he could only nod: "Alright."

The patriarch thought for a while, then took out a thin booklet from his pocket and handed it to him, saying: "Although I can't teach you superior witchcraft, there should be no problem with enlightenment. This is the most basic thing for us witches. Introductory spells, you can take a look first, if you don’t understand anything, feel free to ask me.”

Zhu Ye took it solemnly and said, "Thank you."

The deadline set by Mo Hu will soon arrive.

Because the witch code records that the magic marriage is held at midnight, Tang Dingxin ordered people to transport all the wedding supplies to the hot spring courtyard early in the morning. His new house was fixed in the small courtyard where he retreated, and he himself moved to the study in the adjacent courtyard for a temporary stay.

Although he is a man, Zhu Ye is pregnant with a devil, so he can only "marry" Baihu in the name of "wife". Therefore, what Tang Dingxin prepared for him was not a dowry gift, but a dowry. There are everything from antique calligraphy and paintings, but they are also decent.As for the wedding banquet, it was a little embarrassing. According to Tang Dingxin's opinion, it would be best not to invite anyone, but Wu Dian required it, and he dared not ignore it, so he set up six tables in the hot spring pavilion to meet the occasion.

As for who will eat this wedding banquet...God knows, he can't eat it anyway.

After everything was arranged, it was getting dark, the servants lit the red lanterns under the eaves, and all left under the arrangement of Tang Wang. Only the groom (mother?) Zhu Ye, uncle Tang Dingxin, and the officiant were left in the hot spring courtyard. The patriarch, the witness Andrew, and the best man (mother?) Agui.

"Changing clothes." Seeing that it was getting late, the patriarch reminded Zhu Ye.Zhu Ye was in a bad mood, reluctantly took off his shirt and trousers, stood up and changed into wedding clothes with A Gui's help.The red silk underwear, the red silk jacket, the scarlet brocade gown, even the bellybands are all scarlet, and there are embroidered pictures of the cheating five sons on them.Zhu Ye stood there with one foot shirtless, almost furious: "What is this? Why do I wear a bellyband as a man?" Nima, isn't that an ancient bra?

"This, this is what must be worn in the shaman code." The head of the patriarch was sweating coldly, "The only thing left in the Long March is this shivering, Young Master Ye, just bear with it." He couldn't help but put it on for him, and went around Tie a belt behind him, "The bellyband is not exclusive to women, men can also wear it... Children are afraid of cold stomachs when they sleep, so wearing this will not cause diarrhea."

"..." Zhu Ye had black lines all over his head. It would be better not to explain this kind of explanation!

The bellyband was worn, and it was Zhu Ye's turn to tie the belt and hang the jade pendant. Seeing himself in the mirror wrapped into a big red rice dumpling, the spiritual cost of this wedding was overwhelmed in his heart. After taking a second, he secretly vowed that in the future, he would definitely get back his principal and interest from that bastard dead fox!

"What are you doing!" Suddenly Zhu Ye found himself sitting in front of the dressing table, and the patriarch was about to wipe his face with powdered rouge in his hand, and immediately lifted the table, "I'm a man! I don't make up!"

"Okay, okay." Although the witchcraft records that the bride of the magic wedding must "comb up her makeup and fix her appearance", Young Master Ye has finally washed his face and shaved his beard, so he put it down and said, "Then Stop painting." He brought a bowl of bird's nest porridge over for him to cushion his stomach, and after eating, he covered his head with a big red hipa, and said solemnly: "The wedding will start in half an hour, remember that no matter what you listen to You can't lift the Xipa when it comes to anything, you must let the white fox...the groom do it, understand?"

Zhu Ye was wearing a big red cloth, and he was already on the verge of going berserk. He snorted coldly as he agreed, and the patriarch heaved a sigh of relief, and quietly retreated out.