A devil in distress is not as good as a pig

After Mohu's popularization of science, Zhu Ye finally understood that the so-called mountain spirits and gods and monsters are far less powerful than the high-end foreign spirits in the legends. From the root, they are just small animals with relatively good qualifications.Because of the special aura of Lianwu Mountain, a large number of spirits have been bred for thousands of years, and these spirits in turn nourished its aura, forming a virtuous circle over time, so there are more mountain spirits here. The force is also greater.

That's right, the crooked melons and jujubes who squatted in the hot spring courtyard before and sold eggs are already the best among the mountain spirits. According to Mo Hu, they are in the chain islands, and they are replaced by Haicheng or the mainland. , even this breed can't be bred!

The dwarfs are the tallest ones. Anyway, the "Lord of the Rings" is empty, so it's better to raise a few weird boys to play with. Zhu Ye let Mo Hu choose whatever he wants. Just point and point them when you are happy.

"The squirrel's intensive training is grass-type spiritual power. It can cook and take care of plants. It can be your gardener. It just so happens that the current gardener can quit, so that he won't notice the clues when I live for a long time. Mao Mao has light hands and feet, It's the most suitable thing to do something. Huazi is a chipmunk and has a strong concealment. If you want to know anything, you can let him inquire about it. Nine sisters... Forget it, we'd better not raise a female mountain spirit, such a big one Mimi is always shaking in front of you, I don't feel at ease..."

This kind of grotesque appearance is why you will have this kind of worry...Zhu Ye buried his head in eating, and Mo Hu worked hard to choose his younger brother, and within half an hour he chose seven or eight, and when he finished eating, he pointed to him one by one. look.Zhu Ye really couldn't find any cuteness in these scumbags, so he just memorized their names one by one, and said, "That's all."

Maomao was lucky enough to be selected, and happily ran out to announce the result. After a while, there were a lot of sighs outside. Someone seemed to want to rush over to show their loyalty. As soon as they walked under the eaves, they were blocked by the enchantment of Mohu. Shouting and rolling for a while, he was dragged away by his companions laughing at him.

The seven candidates, including Maomao and Lao Song (Squirrel Spirit), made a total of nine people. It was probably Mo Hu who had ordered them in advance. Everyone was carrying luggage, and travel bags, trolleys, bags and bags were piled up on the floor. It was obvious that Maomao's economic situation That's right, the travel bag is still from GUCCI, but it doesn't look like a genuine one. It should be the legendary last order or A product.

Mo Hu muttered something, pinched a spell with his left hand, and danced in calligraphy with his right hand, a silver square frame one foot square appeared in the void, and there were some strange symbols floating in the frame, like some kind of writing , but completely different from human beings, writhing faintly like earthworms.

"This is a contract, you can sign it if you see if there is no problem." Mo Hu said with a straight face, the nine people closed their eyes one after another, felt it for a while, and seemed to understand it, biting their fingertips one after another , smeared blood on the thumb of his right hand, and pressed it on the blank space at the bottom of the "contract".

After the last person pressed it, the "contract" flashed suddenly, and the text inside turned into a blood-red color. The light soared, and then dimmed. Mo Hu lightly shook his right hand, and brought it to Zhu Ye, spreading his palm, A silver star the size of a sesame seed hangs inside.

"We are one as a husband and wife, and we are both the masters of this contract." Mo Hu grabbed his left hand, flicked his fingers, and sent the silver star into his palm. Zhu Ye felt the root of his ring finger suddenly cool down, and the bronze ring that had been hidden for a long time suddenly felt cold. Appeared, the green light flowed, the flowers and branches entangled, absorbed the silver star, and disappeared without a trace.

"Okay." Mo Hu let go of his hand and said, "From now on, they are your spirits. You only need to read their names silently in your mind and think of 'receive', and they will enter the ring. If you want someone to come out, just say the name silently and think of 'letting go', that's all."

Finally, there is a prop that looks relatively high-grade... Zhu Ye recalled the name that Mo Hu taught him just now, and just as "received" appeared in his mind, he felt a few white lights suddenly flashing in front of him However, as soon as they closed their eyes and opened them again, the nine living people just disappeared, including their luggage on the ground.There was a hint of coolness from the root of the ring finger, and the light of the twig pattern rose for a moment, then faded and returned to normal.

"From now on, they will listen to you." Mo Hu took his hand and touched his slender ring finger, and said affectionately, "Ah Ye, this is all proof of my love for you."

This forensics... Well, the strange shape fits your character design very well!Zhu Ye secretly complained, and asked: "Then can I enter this ring?"

"No, you are not a spiritual creature, but a human being." Mo Hu shook his head, "Unless you practice some kind of superior cultivation and lose your body, you can enter this ring like them."

"Aren't they all cultivated animals? They also have physical bodies, why can they be collected into the ring?" Zhu Ye was puzzled, such matter is not conserved at all!

(Dear, is it really appropriate to use conservation of matter in this kind of article with a sparse scientific view?)

"Who said they have a physical body?" Mo Hu laughed, "It takes at least 500 years of practice for a spiritual creature to completely transform into a human form. Body, of course it can be put into the ring." Pointing to the leftovers on the table, "For example, Lao Song, he is not cultivated enough, and his spirit body is still in a semi-empty state, so when you see him, you always feel that he is translucent."

It's amazing, everyone is a cultural relic!Zhu Ye raised his head to do some calculations, and found out that the youngest of the group was born in the Qing Dynasty. He might have seen Shi Langma stepping on the Lianwu Mountain, Zheng Keshuang fighting Chen Jinnan and so on. If it was in Europe, he could see it for himself. Witness the Renaissance and the Industrial Revolution too!

Immediately, I felt that these guys had connotations. Although all of them looked dirtier than sweet potatoes and dumber than mountain people, they were rich in historical accumulation after all!

The night is like water, a crescent moon hangs on the top of the forest, and the snow-white moon fox gallops in the dense forest of Lianwu Mountain. Under the dim moonlight, the tall and slender body seems to be covered with a layer of faint white light. Rise up, roll up wisps of white mist, and swirl in mid-air.

Because he was going back to Haicheng tomorrow, Mo Hu insisted on having a "two-person world" tonight. Although Zhu Ye was a little worried about Xiao Sunflower's sleepiness, since it was entrusted to Andrew, it would not be a big problem, so he agreed to "go out for a walk." Walk".

It has been more than a month since he got married, and it was the first time that he was taken out for a "walk" by Mo Hu in the form of a spirit beast. Mo Hu's speed was extremely fast, even if he deliberately slowed down, it would still be nearly sixty yards.It was cool at midnight, and it was late autumn. Zhu Ye still felt a little cold wearing a windbreaker. His legs had to clamp Mo Hu's broad back, trying to stick his body to him. Although Mo Hu's body temperature was low, his hair was extremely thick and soft. It has the effect of heat preservation.

"Aww——" Mo Hu ran sexually, raised his head and let out a wild cry, Zhu Ye lay on his back, and could feel the trembling air echoing in his broad chest, full of the unique strength of male animals Sensational, confident and heroic.Mo Hu's pace gradually slowed down, his body stretched and stretched, and he briskly crossed a small stream and stopped in a sparse forest nearby.

The flowing water is gurgling, the green grass is lingering, and the wind blows through the crown of the bald fir tree, making a rustling sound. Zhu Ye jumped off the back of Mo Hu and found that there must have been a landslide a while ago, and large stones were scattered in the stream. On the side, like a masterpiece of an artist, a few low osmanthus trees grow on the bank, with large clusters of osmanthus blooming, and the air is filled with a sweet smell.

Zhu Ye took a deep breath, and the unique fragrance of osmanthus filled his nostrils instantly. It was refreshing and healing, and made people feel calm. He wanted to sit on a big rock, but Mo Hu came over and squatted behind him, encircling him with his front paws and letting him sit on his own. arms.The dew was deeper and the temperature was lower, so Zhu Ye didn't get it right, and sat on the ground, snuggling against his thick chest.

"You are not happy." Mo Hu's big tail brushed away the small flying insects floating around, his voice was low and soothing, "Since you heard that the woman came, you have been unhappy because of the ' Big Brother'?"

Zhu Ye was silent for a while, and said: "Probably, we have some festivals. Although it has nothing to do with Yunxi, maybe I still feel repulsive to everyone in the Zhang family deep in my subconscious."

Mo Hu had heard the conversation between Zhu Ye and Zhang Yunxi with his non-human ear ability, but although they kept mentioning "ten years ago", they didn't specifically mention what happened ten years ago.Mo Hu was puzzled and wanted to ask carefully, but felt that Zhu Ye was very obsessed with that matter, obviously suffered a big loss, so he couldn't bear it, lowered his head and rubbed his chin on the top of his head, and said: "Since If you don't like it, why do you force yourself to treat her as your younger sister? When did you become such a virgin? Or do you feel soft-hearted when you see a beautiful girl?"

Zhu Ye frowned, pinched his paws, and said: "Her mother and my mother are close friends in the boudoir. She followed me like a little tail since childhood. Even if Zhang Juexi and I have a sworn feud, I don't want to Blame her on her. It’s just that she suddenly got involved now, knowing that what his elder brother has done to me is unacceptable, and wants me to take a step back. Women... I really don’t know whether to say they are kind or stupid, I’m just disappointed .”

Hearing the words "Heaven's Law is Too Much", the cold air on Mo Hu's body flashed away, his front paws tightly hugged Zhu Ye's body, and he said grimly, "What has he done to you?"

Zhu Ye hesitated for a moment, thinking that he would have to deal with Zhang Juexi when he went back this time, and there might be a place where Mo Hu could be used, so he roughly told him the truth: "Ten years ago my mother died of illness, he kidnapped me, and almost made me die in Istanbul , Fortunately, my life should not die. After that incident, he was beaten into a disability by his father and exiled in Northern Europe, but recently he came back without fear of death, and even sniped me... Hmph, I really don't know how to write the word "death."

Mo Hu's slender fox eyes narrowed slightly, and said lightly, "I'll teach him."

Every time Zhu Ye saw his domineering appearance, he felt that it was against the law. He took his paw and squeezed it to play, and said: "I promise Dad that I will not interfere with this matter, just listen in, and you don't want to give it to me." He's causing trouble, you know?"

Mo Hu snorted, and said: "It depends on whether he handles it to my liking, he is so old, in case of a brain twitch..."

"Shut up!" Zhu Ye slapped the pads on his paws twice, and said, "Be respectful to my father, don't say he's having a brain twitch!"

Mo Hu hissed, drew back his paw and licked it, and said: "Take it easy, I will carry you on my back later, if the paw is broken, do you want to carry me?" After twisting twice, Seeing that Zhu Ye had no intention of apologizing, he had no choice but to find a way to go down by himself: "Human beings are really troublesome. The bullshit theory is hung up one by one. If it is our demons, right is right and wrong is wrong. My dad did not do it right, and I am wrong." Kill him according to the law! Hey, forget it, who let me spoil you."

Zhu Ye was laughed angrily at him, and didn't want to give him the ethics of popular science in the middle of the night, so he twisted his front paws and ravaged him again, Mohu was itched by him, and his huge body squeaked Falling sideways, he hugged him and rolled around on the grass, both of them rubbing against the broken grass blades.

"Enough!" Zhu Ye was pressed down by him. Although most of the weight was supported by himself, he still felt tight in his chest, and said angrily, "Let me go, or I will chant the witchcraft!"

"Scared me to death!" Mo Hu smiled hippie, his fox eyes bent into crescents, he stuck out his tongue and licked him wildly, and said, "Boss, please spare me!"

Zhu Ye was "face-washed" and resisted desperately, but his body was completely suppressed by him and he couldn't move. He blushed with anger and panted, "You bastard! Change me back to human form!" Is there anyone who is worried, is there any worry about chastity!

"Don't!" Mo Hu cheated, lying on his body and rubbing back and forth. After a while, Zhu Ye felt something pressing against his calf, which was getting bigger, harder, and hotter.

You don't need to guess what it is. This is the first time Zhu Ye saw him erect in the spirit animal state, and suddenly felt that something was wrong. The chrysanthemum was crying, thinking of his legendary "eggs as big as durian", and immediately groaned desperately. He jumped up: "Let go of me! I'm going to call Sui Ling!"

"Uh——" Mo Hu didn't expect that he would call people to watch, and he didn't intend to play with humans and beasts, so he accepted it as soon as he saw it, and let him go.Zhu Ye lay on the ground for a long time before he could catch his breath, got up and looked at him coldly for half a minute, just when Mo Hu was smiling and wanted to play with him again, he suddenly flew up and kicked between his hind legs .

"Aw!" Mo Hu screamed, curled up into a huge ball and rolled twice on the ground, looked at Zhu Ye in disbelief, and said in a trembling voice, "You, you, you are murdering your own husband!"

"Fuck you!" Zhu Ye said angrily, "How dare you turn into a fox and try again!"

"You, you, you..." Mo Hu was shaking in pain. After shaking for a long time, he realized that Zhu Ye was really angry. He actually walked down the mountain by himself. Damn, I won't fuck you like this, I'll play you badly..."

"Get out!" Zhu Ye picked up a big rock and threw it at him, then jumped up and kicked him twice before jumping onto his back, "Go back to sleep!"

For a pretentious emperor, this is already the rhythm of "seeking peace". Mo Hu comforted himself, endured the durian pain and walked down the mountain with his wife on his back, comforting himself while walking: loving and killing each other is also cute ...