A devil in distress is not as good as a pig

Zhu Ye completely lost consciousness. His whole body seemed to have sunk into a bottomless cold pool. He kept falling and falling in the icy cold. Countless water with ice balls poured into his nostrils, suffocating him and making him feel cold. Out of breath, almost dead.

"Ah—" With an exclamation, Zhu Ye opened his eyes abruptly and took a deep breath like a drowning person. After a long time, he realized that he was back home again, lying in the jacuzzi he was familiar with, and the surroundings of the bathtub were surging. The massage water column is released, the water is warm, gentle and comfortable.

A round and dripping thing is lying on his neck, it is the pet pig named "momo", one front paw rests on his shoulder, the other is on his face, next to his nostril, seeing him wake up , the two shiny black bean eyes looked at him with concern, and a worried moan came out of his mouth: "Huh huh huh..."

Zhu Ye took a breath, looked around, and finally understood what was going on - he was drunk and fell asleep in the bathtub, his body kept sliding down, and he was about to choke on water. Fortunately, momo arrived in time, At the risk of drowning in the bath water, he blocked his nostrils with pig's claws and woke him up.

A strange smell lingered in the steaming water, Zhu Ye sniffled, feeling as if it was the smell of his own semen, touched between his legs in surprise, his eyes almost fell out—— —He actually had a nocturnal emission!

How long has it been since this happened, eight years, ten years, or more?Zhu Ye sat blankly in the bathtub, trying to recall some things that he never wanted to remember, and then determined that since the incident at the age of 13, he had never had a normal erection again. This is the first time in more than ten years. Once, he ejaculated like a normal man.

what happened?Why did it get better all of a sudden?Is it because of drinking too much, or because of suffocation?Zhu Ye remembered that the psychiatrist said that his ED (erectile dysfunction) was not pathological and could be cured through special stimulation, and alcohol and suffocation were both ways of stimulation.

The horrible "spring dream" is hard to recall, but it was the first time in more than ten years that it ejaculated normally. He took a deep breath and decided not to worry about it. After all, he still exists in the beautiful real world, not a different dimension full of monsters. This alone is worth setting off firecrackers to celebrate.

Zhu Ye carried the wet little piglet out of the bathtub, wrapped momo in a bath towel and wiped it, and found that its left front foot had been scratched at some point, with a not-so-deep scar, so he used a razor to wipe it off. It shaved the fur around the wound, sterilized it with saline, and put on a Band-Aid.

During the process of treating the wound, momo has been nestling in Zhu Ye's arms obediently, and didn't even make a sound when the wound was stung by normal saline. Two shiny black bean eyes looked at the owner's face thoughtfully. At first, he was tangled and wistful. , and finally a loyal love gradually emerged.

Zhu Ye didn't pay attention to its pilgrimage gaze at all. After putting the Band-Aid on, he put it on the counter and dried it with a hair dryer. While blowing it, he said to himself: "momo... Momo?"

"Hmph!" The little piglet's eyes lit up, and he jumped happily. The pig's trotter slipped and almost fell under the counter.Zhu Ye finally got rid of the psychological shadow of "I was fucked by a man", and he was in an unusually good mood. He smiled with the corner of his mouth hooked, put away the hair dryer, put it on the flat bath towel, and said, "Stay honest, Be obedient, and I will leave you behind."

momo—now called Mo Mo—moved his ears, and the little pig nodded happily: "Hmph!"

Zhu Ye didn't expect it to be so spiritual. Although raising a pig as a future gangster seems a bit disrespectful, but after all, it is his own life-saving benefactor... No, it is a life-saving benefactor pig, so let's keep it and raise it.

The sky was bright outside, and the hour hand pointed to two o'clock in the afternoon. The bedroom was in a mess, full of the smell of overnight wine, and the bathroom was also in a mess. Zhu Ye simply carried Mo Mo to the living room on the second floor, and asked the Filipino maid to come up to clean up the house, and the cook Fried Yangzhou fried rice was served.

The living room on the second floor is not big, only about forty square meters. It is an irregular hexagon, with floor-to-ceiling glass windows on three sides, facing the garden in the backyard of the villa.Next to the circular sofa is a huge glass tank, in which there are two Brazilian tortoises the size of small washbasins, which are Zhu Ye's pets since he was a child. One is called human character and the other is called integrity.

Zhu Ye was wearing a terry bathrobe, leaning on the sofa and smoking a cigarette. Although the coitus last night was just a dream, his body was still very uncomfortable. There always seemed to be a trace of coldness remaining in his body, dormant in his internal organs In the summer, the hot weather made him always want to shiver.

Maybe it was because he was too hungry. He drank all day yesterday and didn't eat dinner seriously. After Zhu Ye finished smoking a cigarette, he always felt tired, so he took another cigarette and rubbed the back of his neck. In a blink of an eye, he found that Momo I don’t know when I climbed into the turtle tank, and I’m holding the side of the tank and waving the pig’s claws to catch the turtle. My character and morals hide in the water like I’ve seen a ghost, my head and limbs are retracted into the turtle shell, and I don’t even dare to show my tail Come on, shake the water around you.

"Mo Mo!" Zhu Ye frowned.Momo immediately looked up at him, and stopped catching the turtle. He clumsily climbed down from the glass tank and ran over happily, trying to jump onto the sofa, but his stomach was too round and his trotters were too short, so he couldn’t jump after several times. Going up, biting the hem of his bathrobe anxiously: "Hey, hey, hey!"

Seeing its stupid appearance, Zhu Ye was really funny, so he fished it up, put it next to him, pointed at its forehead and said: "Be honest, don't bully my character and integrity!" The sentence is very ambiguous, and I can't help but regret that I gave the tortoise these two fucking names when I was young and ignorant.

"Hoo hoo!" Mo Mo immediately stood to attention and nodded, wagging her thin tail to show that she would be obedient.

"Good." Zhu Ye patted its head.Mo Mo's eyes lit up, and the little pig's paw tentatively poked his thigh. Seeing that he had no objection, he climbed up with peace of mind, lay down in the warm groove between his legs, and yawned comfortably. :"ha--"

Zhu Ye had never had such a stupid and cute pet. He wanted to drive it away, but for some reason, he raised his hand and changed it into a petting position.

After a while, the Filipino maid brought up his lunch. Zhu Ye looked tall and slender, but he always had a big appetite. In addition to fried rice, the cook also cut up marinated eggs and goose legs for him, and mixed it with vegetable salad.He took two bites, and found that Mo Mo was squatting beside him, moving his front paws uneasily, the black beans were green with greed, and there was a pitiful wail from his throat: "Woo————"

Zhu Ye just remembered that it didn't seem to eat anything, and didn't know what pigs should eat for a while, but since it is an omnivore, it should be able to eat what people want to eat, right?So I put a little of the fried rice on the plate on the tea table, mixed a little gravy, and said, "Eat it."

Mo Mo squinted at the rice on the coffee table, swallowed, shook his head, looked stubbornly at Zhu Ye's plate, and let out a cold and noble hum: "Hmph!"

What's the meaning?Zhu Ye didn't understand. He just scooped up a large spoonful of fried rice to eat, and pointed to the tea table with the spoon: "Go and eat, it's for you."

"Aw~" Mo Mo cheered, and ran over with his trotters, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...he swallowed Zhu Ye's spoon into his mouth.

Zhu Ye: "..." =_=#

Mo Mo ate the rice, spit out the spoon, saw a few grains of rice sticking to the handle of the spoon, licked it off very carefully, smacked his lips, "Hmph!" Another spoonful!

Zhu Ye was completely petrified.

"It's wrong for you to do this." Zhu Ye grew up and had never been robbed by a pig. He threw the spoon on the coffee table angrily and reprimanded, "You can eat whatever I let you eat. I let you Wherever you eat, you can eat there, I am the master, the boss, do you understand?"

The pig looked at him inexplicably, expressing that I didn't understand, and then pointed to the fried rice on the plate with its front paw: Feed me quickly!

Veins popped up on Zhu Ye's forehead: "This is mine!" Pointing to the rice on the tea table, "That's yours!"

The pig was taken aback, and its front paws pointed at the stewed goose leg: Then I can eat this, right?

"You are a pig and you still want to eat goose! Are you at the same level in the food chain?!" Zhu Ye was furious, picked up a spoon and hit it on the head, "Go and eat your rice!"

The pig got angry, flattened its mouth, stuck its neck, and didn't move.

It's against you!Zhu Ye didn't move either.

One person and one pig stared at each other for a long time, but Momo compromised. He snorted, walked to Zhu Ye's side with his head down, rubbed his thigh, and then stepped on the edge of his plate with his front paws. : Can you prepare a plate for me?

At first, Zhu Ye thought it wanted to eat his own fried rice, but after turning a corner, he realized that it wanted a plate, so he asked the Filipino maid to bring over an extra white porcelain plate and a large teacup, and put the rice on the tea table into the On the plate, I poured water into the teacup again, and hugged Momo to the side: "Is it alright?"

Mo Mo looked at his plate with nostalgia, then looked at his warm thighs reluctantly, reluctantly stuffed his head into the plate, and started to eat.

This is not raising a pig, it is raising an ancestor!Zhu Ye sighed, changed a spoon and continued eating, completely forgetting that the pig had stepped on his plate just now.

After eating, I wanted to catch up on sleep, but Zhu Ye was called out of bed by an urgent call: "Master Ye, Doctor Jin, I'm calling you!"

The caller was his number one horse boy and personal bodyguard, A Gui, who practiced Sanda and Nanquan when he was a child, and joined an underground fight club when he accompanied him to study abroad. Bounce out word by word.

"how?"

The voice on Agui's end was very anxious: "Andrew, it's too late!"

Andrew is Zhu Ye's first secretary. He is a high-achieving student at Oxford University. He is of mixed Chinese and German origin. He speaks authentic Chinese. Zhu Ye knew him when he was studying abroad, and they are like brothers.Five days ago, Andrew was ordered to investigate the batch of cultural relics smuggled out of the country. During the exchange of fire, he was shot through the head and had been in a coma for several days.Because of this, Zhu Ye took care of those people himself, and even spared the life of the guy who shot, and prepared to clean up slowly.

"I'll come right away." Zhu Ye changed his clothes and asked the driver to drive him to Heping Hospital. Before leaving, he found that Mo Mo had climbed onto the turtle tank again. Fishing non-stop.

"Momo! Come down!" Zhu Ye was in a hurry to go out, knowing that it understood, he said seriously, "Don't climb up the turtle tank again, or I will roast you!"

Momo took a deep breath, and immediately jumped off the glass tank with a plop. He fell over and scrambled and hid behind the curtain, saying that you can't see me...

Stupid!Zhu Ye didn't have time to teach him a lesson, so he hurried downstairs, thinking as he walked: I'm not afraid of thieves stealing, but I'm afraid of thieves thinking about it. I'm afraid I won't be able to keep my character and integrity this time...