A devil in distress is not as good as a pig

In Peace Hospital, the ward where Master Sha is located has become a temporary base. Zhu Ye asked someone to vacate a room next door and put the unconscious He Hao in it. Jin Na did an examination for him and said that it was just a deep sleep caused by exhaustion. It's nothing serious, I'll be fine tomorrow after a night of sleep.

Andrew and Agui happened to be shopping in the supermarket at the time of the incident, and missed the fierce battle. After returning, they were called to the hospital by Zhu Ye. One was in charge of taking care of Little Sunflower, and the other was in charge of the overall dispatch of bodyguards.

As night fell, the chef of the mansion brought dinner. In order to cheat more meat, Little Sunflower insisted on asking Andrew to feed him. Zhu Ye knew that he was so small, so he didn't insist on it, and asked someone to share his and Mo Hu's share. Send it to the small conference room, just in time for dinner to ask him how many unreliable and bad things he did in the Xuyi world.

"It's okay, I don't think I'm unreliable." Mo Hu rolled his eyes and said, "It's just young people, a little more lively and energetic, isn't it normal? It’s just cruel, and it’s much more domineering than me when doing business.”

"Talk about yourself!" Zhu Ye scolded coldly, but in view of Mo Hu's battle today, there is no credit but hard work, so I gave him a chicken thigh as a sign of encouragement-as a big fox, Mo Hu and His son also has a soft spot for all kinds of chickens.

"Okay, tell me about me." Mo Hu happily looked at the chicken legs on the plate, automatically ignoring his wife's cruel and domineering tone, filled him with half a bowl of soup, and said softly, "Come on, drink half a bowl first Soup warms the stomach, it’s worrying to eat so much every meal... Don’t put down the gun like this, I’m not calling you a foodie, I just like your big appetite, hehe our son is like you, eat more and grow faster Cute, you are so cute too."

Zhu Ye silently put down the gun. Recently, he quite likes pointing the gun at Mo Hu's head like this. Anyway, he can't kill him, and there is a kind of psychologically distorted pleasure... Is it true that if you stay with the neuropathy for a long time, you will be prone to neuropathy?Picking up the soup and drinking it slowly, he said, "Tell me, how did you offend the leader of that demon clan?"

"You mean the demon emperor Meishu?" Mo Hu poked the chicken leg with a fork, and sighed, "Woman, you are too stingy, I just borrowed the demon field she planted, and she hated it like this, alas, Your narrow-mindedness is nothing compared to this.”

"Talk about yourself!" Zhu Ye said angrily. He knew that he was a little paranoid and narrow-minded in some respects, so he was annoyed that others would make this an issue.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry, I'm just talking." Mo Hu picked up a piece of chicken and ate it, and said vividly, "Speaking of this, I want to tell you about the situation of the monster race. The main body of the clan are all sea beasts, they live in the Tuohai, usually do not communicate with the demons and immortals, only open the sea market at the end of every ten days, and exchange some daily necessities with us.

The monster tribe attaches great importance to appearance. Both men and women will eat some special food seeds for a long time to maintain their appearance and figure. Because the islands in the sea have limited land, they often open up wasteland in the mountains and forests by the sea as their demon fields.At the junction of the three worlds of our fairy, demon and demon, there is an extremely fertile mountain forest in the middle. It has been a territory shared by the three parties for many years. It is similar to your high sea. Hunting inside, everyone does not interfere with each other.

Speaking of Yaotian, I once tasted their seeds during the harvest season, hey!All of them are very unpalatable.There is a thing that is said to make your eyes beautiful if you eat it—it’s similar to the effect of you humans pulling your eyelids and opening the corners of your eyes and wearing colored contact lenses—I took a bite out of curiosity, and lie!groove!Do you know what it smells like?Nima smells like durian and tastes worse than shit! "

"..." Zhu Ye had just disassembled half a curry crab, looked at the pile of yellow and yellow on the plate, and silently picked up the Glock pistol, "Can you stop talking about that while I'm eating curry?"

"Hey, don't be like this. I'm talking about the demon field, not the curry. You can continue to eat." Mo Hu said innocently, "I'm just making complaints at random. I think the demon clan is too much trouble for beauty. But having said that, Humans are crazier than them, they just eat fruit regularly, humans are said to eat knives regularly, and they also inject Botox hyaluronic acid and the like.”

Zhu Ye was powerless to complain, poured the curry crab onto his plate, and ate it with pineapple beef. Mo Hu bit the crab leg without any pressure, and sighed: "It's better to be born handsome like us, no matter eating shit Or eating a knife is a very debilitating thing!"

Zhu Ye had a black line: "Can I turn off your barrage?" Is it really good for a man to publicly praise himself for being handsome?

"Okay, okay." Mo Hu finished eating the curry crab, wiped his mouth, and said, "Come back to business, when it comes to the festival between me and the demon emperor Meishu, I came from Yaotian. It is said that because of some trivial matters, the fairy Your Majesty invited me to a duel. I thought that since we were going to have a duel, we had to choose a place with beautiful scenery, full of aura and suitable for my noble status, so I chose it at the junction of the three realms of immortals, demons and monsters, that is, in the public forest."

"You didn't fight with Xianjun in the demon emperor's imperial garden, did you?" Zhu Ye basically guessed the following story.

"Smart!" Mo Hu clapped his hands, "You guessed it all, that's right, we fought in Meishu's demon field. Because we fought so fiercely, we burned the entire demon field later. , The plants are all dead, not even the seeds are left."

"..." Zhu Ye tightened his grip on the chopsticks, you are not a Demon Lord at all, you are just a cheating brat!But Xianjun sounds so glamorous and noble, didn't he stop you?

"Actually, I didn't choose that demon field randomly. The main reason is that the aura in that field is very strange. It is very suitable for forming a magic circle that I recently researched. Moreover, I don't know what to plant in that field. The whole sky is covered With a sweet smell, I was very excited as soon as I entered, and my combat power was at least multiplied by [-]!" Mo Hu didn't feel that there was anything wrong with ruining other people's fields, and said, "You know, I only inherited Mozun at that time. I haven’t had a seat for long, and my mana is far less than that of Xianjun, since he pretended to let me choose a place, of course I have to choose a place that suits me best, so I have to feel sorry for Meishu.”

"Who have you ever been sorry for?"

"Uh... let's not talk about this. When I first chose that place, I didn't know it was Meishu's demon field, and I thought it was a little loli. You don't know, Meishu is very furry, especially Holding it, she dressed as if she was attending the Queen's Canonization Ceremony all day long, and she didn't agree with the aura of the kawaii pink bubble in the demon field at all." Mo Hu curled his lips and said, "I will find out later that it is her secret demon field , I’ve already written the gauntlet, and it’s too late to change it, so I can only let it go. I thought I’d finish the fight with Xianjun first, and then I’ll pay her some good things. Who knows that Xianjun is too awesome. Just beat me to death."

"Then you mean that she sent nine dragons all the way to avenge you for destroying her demon field?"

"Probably so?" Mo Hu was also a little uncertain, is it worth such a big battle to cross the ladder to seek revenge for a mere demon field?Wouldn't it be enough to plant another piece? "Maybe women's revenge is so strong?"

"Then why didn't she go to Xianjun? Isn't he also the one who destroyed the fields?"

"How do you know she didn't look for it, maybe she already looked for it." Mo Hu said, cheering up, "Hey, they are so close, Xianjun might be treated badly by her." Hehe, I know you have been If it's not good, I'm relieved...

Zhu Ye was speechless at his gloating attitude, and asked again: "Then what's going on with you and Xianjun, why are you fighting a duel?"

"It's a small matter." Mo Hu waved his hand and said, "It's because of the exchange market between the immortals and the demons. Our two worlds have been in business for a long time, but the general equivalents of the two parties are different. When trading, we must agree on something similar to the exchange rate. Our conversation broke down that year, he went around saying that I was inferior to my father Yun Yun, I was very irritable, and spread some disgusting words about him, when he got angry, he invited me to a duel, and agreed that whoever won would get the exchange rate set by him. "

Zhu Ye was amazed. Could such a matter be resolved by a duel between the leaders of the two countries?What kind of strange existence is the Xuyi world!

If the exchange rate between China and the United States is also calculated in this way, I wonder if Obama can beat Xi Jinping?

"Okay, I understand." Zhu Ye saw his bloody expression, and knew that he was about to start a long-winded spit about how the fairy king pretended to be the demon king and how to make a fool of himself, so he stopped him in time and said, "Then can you Tell me, why did the nine dragons come to find Amanda's dead head?"

Mo Hu was choked by this question, frowned in thought, and said seriously for a long time, "Maybe she thinks that I destroyed her garden, that is to say, I broke her toys, so he also wants to destroy my toys to get revenge on me." , but I'm an adult and don't have her childish hobbies, so she changed to destroying my son's toys... What do you think of this explanation?"

Zhu Ye looked at him with a =_= expression for a long time, and said, "Pretend I didn't ask."

"You think I'm guessing wrong?" Mo Hu peeled a few buttery prawns for him to eat, and asked, "Then what else is the reason? To be honest, I don't know much about women, especially Yaozu women."

"No matter what the reason is, it is definitely not the reason you guessed. It has nothing to do with whether you are a woman or not. This is common sense!" Zhu Ye ate the shrimps, and ordered some fried clams with black pepper with chopsticks. Mo Hu helped him pick the flowers Harou: "Could it be related to Zhu Li?"

"Probably yes." Zhu Ye finished a bowl of rice, filled another bowl, and said, "I left Huang Mo Jing and Hua Zai with him in the afternoon, maybe they can bring back some useful information."

"Oh, that couldn't be better." Mo Hu continued to peel shrimp and clams for him with an expression of "wife is wise".

The two chatted about Lord Sha's condition again. Tonight's dangerous period will pass, and Lord Sha may wake up in the middle of the night. Zhu Ye was very hesitant to tell him about Zhu Li. He, if it causes a second bleeding, the situation will be very serious; but if you don't tell him, Lord Sha won't be wary of Zhu Li in the future, and if Zhu Li plays tricks again, he will be hard to guard against.

"I think it's better to tell him." Mo Hu said, "Zhu Li is too dangerous, and grandpa will arrive tomorrow, so he must ask some questions, and Dad will notice something himself."

The matter is so important that Zhu Ye really couldn't choose, so he thought for a while and said, "Let's talk about it after he wakes up and the doctor checks it up. If the situation is good, we'll tell him little by little. If it doesn't work..." Phoenix eyes narrowed, Murderous intent loomed in the corner of his eyes, "I can only draw my salary from the bottom of the pot, first control Zhu Li, or... directly do him."

As expected of a boss, he is indeed fierce and domineering!Mo Hu thought in admiration, as a demon with a disordered outlook, he didn't think there was anything wrong with his wife killing his uncle at all.

The ferocious couple had already negotiated and decided to go back to the ward to see Lord Sha. As soon as they entered the door, they saw Little Sunflower lying on the sofa, holding an Ipad and playing with carrots. The little fat legs kicked and kicked unconsciously, because they were soaked in water. The ten toes are very white and very cute.A small iron box was casually thrown on the coffee table, the lid was open, and there was a faint phosphorescent light inside.

"Damn it!" Mo Hu's face changed drastically when he saw the iron box, he rushed over and poured the contents into his palm, and shouted at his son, "What are you doing, you brat, where are the dragon scales? Why are there five pieces missing? !"

"Om?" Little Sunflower turned her head, her cheeks puffed up, and her saliva dripped, "What dragon scales?" Seeing him holding the iron box, she suddenly said, "Oh, did you say Tangtang? I roughed it up! "

"Eat..." Mo Hu squeezed the iron box into an iron lump with a click, and his face turned black, "You ate the demon spirit of Long Nianjiu? Yaoshou! How could I raise such a foodie like you! Then But the demon emperor's guard, her most trusted subordinate, your father's! I burned her demon field and she chased her to the human world, and almost demolished my house. Now you have eaten her five dragons , five dragons!"

Little Sunflower was frightened by his hysteria, got up and jumped behind Zhu Ye, hugged his thigh and poked her head out: "Why are you so angry? I asked my father. He said that after I killed them, they could be thicker." Try it, very sweet dad, would you like to try it? I left four slices for you, but I didn’t leave it for him if he doesn’t like candy.”

"You are so filial, but I'm going to be cheated to death by you!" Mo Hu said, "Who told you they died? They were just beaten back to the demon spirit by me. Go back and practice for a while." Lian is still nine dragons, you just ate the five live demon spirits as candy, are you an MT? Are you here to bring hatred to me?"

"Spit it out!" Zhu Ye is not interested in Long Nianjiu. When he heard that his son was eating demon spirits, he immediately opened his mouth to look. Hu's hand, anxiously said, "Don't worry about that, he ate everything, quickly find a way to make him spit it out."

"Spit what, the demon spirit is the panacea in the panacea, eat one with a ten-year cultivation base, your son is now higher than my father's cultivation base, and you can break through the fifth-level magic cultivation with just a little practice!" Mo Hu said angrily, "At the beginning, in order to protect the demon clan, we made a special oath in the three realms. Eating demon spirits is a death penalty! What about your three views, son? How can you eat other people's demon spirits?"

Little Sunflower licked her fingers and muttered: "I don't know anything, anyway, my father let me eat it."

Even the three views were raised, which shows that this matter is really serious... For the first time, Zhu Ye felt a little guilty in front of Mo Hu, hesitated and said: "It is not surprising for those who don't know, he is still young, and he doesn't understand so much Rules, just don’t eat indiscriminately in the future, just forgive him this time.” He scolded his son again with a dark face: “You are also the young master of the Zhu family, can you stop being reincarnated like a starving ghost, eating whatever you see? ,ah?!"

Mo Hu glared at Zhu Ye, after all he was reluctant to talk about him, besides "the young master of the Zhu family" Yun Yun was considered to be indirectly acknowledging his status as the "father of the young master", so after a short appearance, San Guan took a lightning curtain call, stern and soft inside He shouted at his son: "Did you hear what your father said!"

"Uh——I know." Little Sunflower met her parents' joint doubles for the first time, she was wilted, and hugged Zhu Ye's thigh and said timidly, "Then I will always ask my father before eating something I don't know. OK?"

"Raising a foodie like you is such a long life!" Mo Hu resentfully packed up the remaining four dragon scales, and threw his son out the door, "Go find the tooth beast to bathe and sleep for you!"

"I want to sleep with Daddy!" Little Sunflower yelled, "I want Daddy! I want Xiangxiang!"

"Get out! You will be fined for eating indiscriminately and you will not be allowed to sleep with your father for a week!"

"I don't! I want a dad! Woooooooooo..." Little Sunflower was sad, threw her head on the ground and began to roll and cry, "Adults bully children, woooooo, big fox bullies little foxes, woooooo..."

Mo Hu was so angry that he rolled up his sleeves to grab his son, but was blocked by a hand. Zhu Ye sighed, went to pick up his son, and said with a calm face: "Don't make trouble, listen to your father and go to Andrew. When grandpa gets better, he will sleep with you when he gets home."

Zhu Ye's words usually mean that this matter has been decided. Little Sunflower knew that there was no hope of occupying his father today, so she hugged him for a while, and went to find Andrew with her mouth flattened.

Zhu Ye took out a handkerchief and wiped away the snot and tears that had been rubbed on his face by his son, turned around and closed the door, and said, "Let's take a bath together."

"?" Happiness came so quickly, Mo Hu was completely dumbfounded.

"I was wrong about what happened today. I shouldn't have made promises to the child and let him eat something he shouldn't eat." Zhu Ye took off his clothes expressionlessly, revealing his slender and well-proportioned body, walked to the bathroom, and turned his head at the door Come on, "Shuangxiu or something, is it also useful for me to practice witchcraft?"

"Of course!" Mo Hu finally came back to his senses, and immediately jumped forward in a second, "Shuangxiu with a master like me, my dear, you will soon be able to train a top wizard like grandpa."

Wife, I am willing to die for you!