A devil in distress is not as good as a pig
Chapter 75
"Father, you're back." When Zhu Ye entered the door, Little Sunflower was eating his gold medal for avoiding death. There was a black circle around her mouth, as if she had grown a beard. She bared her teeth and had a black mouth. .
"Who told you to touch my computer?" Zhu Ye found that his laptop had been touched by a child at some point, and the silver-gray top cover was full of finger prints. As for the keyboard and touchpad... I'm afraid it needs to be replaced with a new one. Only then can it be used.
"No one told me to move, but no one said I can't move." Little Sunflower said happily, "Dad, am I going to be the victim? I'll open it myself!"
Zhu Ye's computer is usually kept in the study room, and the study room is strictly forbidden for his son to enter. Today, because he needed to use it, he brought him to the hospital, but he forgot to tell him. After biting his molars for a long time, he had no choice but to lift his son up. : "Go brush your teeth and wash your face, such a large piece of chocolate can't be eaten at once, throw away the rest!"
"Don't!" Little Sunflower kicked around holding the death-free gold medal, "Can I keep it for the night?" Breaking away from Zhu Ye, he wrapped the chocolate in broken aluminum foil, wrapped it in a napkin twice, and carefully tucked away the chocolate. Put it into the trouser pocket, then pointed his father with his index finger, and said seriously: "Who knows that every piece of Chinese food is hard work, you have to love food, you know?"
Are you a reincarnation of a starving ghost?Does he still look like a young master?Zhu Ye was angry, but it was not easy to teach him to waste food, so he lightly kicked his soft buttocks, and scolded: "Children are not allowed to talk back when adults talk, so hurry up and wash your face!"
"Oh." Little Sunflower knew that she had escaped a catastrophe, and ran into the bathroom happily.Looking at the messy laptop, Zhu Ye really wanted to throw it into the water to rinse it off. With a dark face, he took out a few paper towels and wiped it roughly. There are a few small games, including adventure games, racing games, and even loli makeup games like "Barbie Amélie", which are really varied.
The child learned to open the page, but didn't learn to close it. It took Zhu Ye a long time to click to close all the browsers. Just as he was about to close the laptop, he suddenly found that there was a new email under the DOCK, so he clicked.
The email was sent by the administrative secretary, forwarded from the community management office where Zhu Li's family lives, with a super-large video attachment.Zhu Ye opened the text, which said that the administrator found some abnormal phenomena in the surveillance video in the early hours of this morning. Because Zhu's family had greeted him before, he specially copied a copy for reference.
What abnormal situation?Zhu Ye frowned, and downloaded the video. It was not too big, and the total length was only 15 minutes. The time in the upper right corner indicated that it was taken at [-]:[-] this morning.
The location of the camera is about 100 meters west of Zhu Li's house in a forest. Because the branches and leaves have not been pruned recently, one-third of the screen is blocked by leaves, and only a corner of his villa can be seen.Zhu Ye stared at the screen, and after a minute and a half, a white light suddenly flashed past, followed by two more, and then the screen returned to calm.After waiting for another ten minutes, three white lights flashed one by one again, but in the opposite direction from before.
what is that?Zhu Ye changed the screen to one-fifth of the speed in doubt, and carefully watched the part where the white light flashed, but because the resolution of the camera was too low, he could only see a long outline, and he was not sure what it was thing.
"Yo! Lightning, thunder!" Little Sunflower didn't know when she finished washing her face, she lay down next to him with her big face in her hands, the little fat paw pointed at the screen, and said, "Look, Dad, someone is going through a catastrophe! , Dad, when will you save enough money to order me a Tianlei?"
"You're ridiculous enough." Zhu Ye spread his fingers and slapped his big face away, took out his mobile phone and dialed Mo Hu's number: "Go back to the hospital, there is something wrong here." After that, he called the administrative department again. The secretary's call asked her to negotiate with the traffic management center and send herself the surveillance video of all the traffic lights in that area from 05:30 to [-]:[-] this morning.
At noon, Mohu was ordered to search Zhu Li's villa with Andrew, and rushed back immediately after receiving his call. Little Sunflower didn't get bored with him for two days, so she pounced on him as soon as they met, rubbing her thighs and begging to be touched.
"What's the matter? What did you find?" Mo Hu reluctantly put the little sunflower on his neck and rode the horse, walking back and forth with his son, and asked Zhu Ye.Zhu Ye was still waiting for the video from the traffic center, and asked back, "What about you? What did you find when you searched the villa?"
"I found the things that Huazai took before, the tablet and the kid, but I didn't find Amanda's skull and internal organs." Mo Hu said, and then asked, "Where is He Hao? Are you awake?"
"I woke up at noon, but I don't remember anything." Zhu Ye frowned, "When he returned to the hotel that night, he was going to try to deal with the set of things, but he lost consciousness as soon as he entered the room. I don't remember anything."
"Huh? What about that thing?"
"The hotel checked the surveillance video and said that he left the hotel less than a quarter of an hour after returning to the room, and the box was in his hand at that time." Zhu Ye said, "But where did he go after that, and who did the box give to? , No one knows, and he has no memory. The doctor checked him, and his brain is normal, and there is no possibility of amnesia. The only explanation is that he is possessed by evil spirits."
"That's really bewitched." Mo Hu Dian'er played with his son, making the child giggle, "Could it be that Amanda's body has practiced some kind of spell that defies the sky, and she came back to look for her head?"
Zhu Ye had no way of knowing, so he could only shrug his shoulders and show him the previous surveillance video: "Let's look at this first. The Community Management Office has found some abnormalities. Come and see if there are any clues."
Mo Hu sat down with his son on his back, and said after watching, "Hey, although I can't see it clearly, it looks familiar... It looks like the little swordsmen of Bai Di's family."
"What little bitch?"
"Didn't I mention to you that besides the demons and demons in the Xuyi world, there is also a fairy clan with a spirit sword as its body, and their leader is the fairy king Baidi. The fairy clan is usually in human form, and they run short distances They can fly with the sword, and when they are running for a long distance, they will merge with the human sword and become a giant sword, and fly past like this." Pointing to the video, "It seems that they are flying in their own body."
no?Is this the rhythm of the entire Xuyi world going all out?Zhu Ye has one head and two big ones, and one Long Nianjiu is enough to cause headaches. Now that the swordsmen are here, this day can't be over!
At this moment, the e-mail reminded that there was a new e-mail. Zhu Ye clicked on it and saw that it was a video forwarded by the administrative secretary, from the traffic management center.
The video was captured by a traffic light camera, which was much clearer than the surveillance video in the community. Zhu Ye watched it at a slower speed, and found that the white lights were vaguely in the shape of a giant sword.
The email also carried another compressed package, which contained a series of speeding snapshots——Zhu Li’s family’s recent cross speed limit of [-], the masters of the fairy clan obviously didn’t know that there was a saying of speed measurement and taking pictures in the human world, “咻咻咻——” Biao passed by, and the speed exceeded [-] per hour, so it was properly photographed.
"Hey, it's high-definition, it can be used as an ID photo in human form." Mo Hu looked at the photos gloatingly, and introduced them to Zhu Ye one by one, "This is Qingyangzi, the number one horse boy of Xianjun, and this is number four. Ma Zai Qingyuezi, this should be Xiaoliuer Qingquanzi, he has a cute tattoo, it is a red pepper, look here, near the hilt of the sword, the human form is exactly the position of the butt hahaha you Say embarrassing or not..."
Although Little Sunflower didn't know what his father was laughing at, she was infected by his rough laughter and laughed foolishly. Zhu Ye looked at the father and son who were laughing together, and really didn't understand what's so funny about a hot pepper, but... How could Mohu know about such a private butt?
"Human form? Have you seen it?" Zhu Ye squinted his eyes and glanced dangerously at the past. Mo Hu gave a long smile and laughed halfway, and the "hiccup—" stuck in his throat, and his smile froze instantly. Na na Said: "It's all accidental, I also saw it by accident, what about you, don't be angry, his butt is not good-looking at all, it is far worse than yours, there is not even a dimple..."
"Shut up!" Zhu Ye said blackly, is this the point?
"Anyway, I don't care about looking at his ass." Mo Hu pouted, put his son down from his neck, sent him to play with remote control cars, and said to Zhu Ye, "Speaking of which, I did feel a sense of shock when I fought against Long Nianjiu that day. I didn't catch the strange aura at the time, but now I think it might be from the little swordsmen? These three guys are all quite high-level, and the immortals are good at hiding their own aura. I didn't figure it out at the time. normal."
Self-comfort doesn't have to be so obvious...Zhu Ye's black line said earnestly: "For procrastination, don't give up treatment."
Mo Hujun blushed, and said in shame: "Yes, I know."
"Then what should we do now?" Zhu Ye returned to the topic, "Why did the immortals come to the human world? And why did they go to Zhu Li's villa?"
"Maybe they came to catch me... No, it should be the clawed dragon Nianjiu." Mo Hu rubbed his chin, "My original shape was cultivated in the human world, and I have married a human being, so I can stay in the human world. But Long Nianjiu is a creature belonging to the Xuyi Realm. They crossed over in groups like this, which violated the supreme law of the three races. They catch them back."
"Are you sure it's legal for you to stay in the human world like this?" Zhu Ye didn't believe his nonsense at all.Mo Hu rolled his eyes and thought for a while, and said: "I'm actually not sure, but this kind of situation has never happened to me in Xuyi Realm before, and there is no record in the code. Even if Bai Di wants to arrest me, he still needs to discuss it." come on?"
Feelings, your walnut-sized brain has never considered this issue?Zhu Ye sneered: "Why do you use interrogative sentences? Are you waiting for me to answer?"
"Uh——" Mo Hu suddenly realized that his wife seemed to be angry, and very angry, and he thought about it for a while before he figured out why. He couldn't help being overjoyed—is he worried that I will be taken back?Sure enough, he has fallen deeply in love with me!Immediately expressed his determination: "Don't worry, since there is no legal code to refer to in this kind of thing, generally speaking, it should be whoever is good at it, and I will work hard to practice."
Zhu Ye finally heard a decent person's words. Although he doesn't think that his current skill can compete with the legendary fairy king, it is good to be determined, so his face turned pale, and he asked again: "You said they are here to find you?" Long Nianjiu's, but Long Nianjiu has already been beaten back to the demon spirit by you, and several of them were eaten by your son, this..."
"Oh yes." Mo Hu's face straightened, and he said, "We must not let them know about this matter. It is nothing to fight back the demon spirit. The key is to eat it. It is more serious. Although the little sunflower has half human blood, after all The paternal line comes from the Xuyi Realm, so I'm afraid they have to abide by the laws and regulations over there." He called his son over there, and said with a serious face: "Did you hear what Dad said, and don't mention that you met Long Nianjiu in the future, Not to mention that you ate their demon spirits."
"Demon spirit? What is that?" Little Sunflower's eyes lit up, "Are you so rough?"
Sure enough, there are advantages to being stupid, Mo Hu patted his head lovingly: "Very well, if someone asks the same question recently, you just have to ask it back, what a good boy."
Little Sunflower didn't know why, but she was still very happy to be praised, so she laughed foolishly: "Yeah!"
"Who told you to touch my computer?" Zhu Ye found that his laptop had been touched by a child at some point, and the silver-gray top cover was full of finger prints. As for the keyboard and touchpad... I'm afraid it needs to be replaced with a new one. Only then can it be used.
"No one told me to move, but no one said I can't move." Little Sunflower said happily, "Dad, am I going to be the victim? I'll open it myself!"
Zhu Ye's computer is usually kept in the study room, and the study room is strictly forbidden for his son to enter. Today, because he needed to use it, he brought him to the hospital, but he forgot to tell him. After biting his molars for a long time, he had no choice but to lift his son up. : "Go brush your teeth and wash your face, such a large piece of chocolate can't be eaten at once, throw away the rest!"
"Don't!" Little Sunflower kicked around holding the death-free gold medal, "Can I keep it for the night?" Breaking away from Zhu Ye, he wrapped the chocolate in broken aluminum foil, wrapped it in a napkin twice, and carefully tucked away the chocolate. Put it into the trouser pocket, then pointed his father with his index finger, and said seriously: "Who knows that every piece of Chinese food is hard work, you have to love food, you know?"
Are you a reincarnation of a starving ghost?Does he still look like a young master?Zhu Ye was angry, but it was not easy to teach him to waste food, so he lightly kicked his soft buttocks, and scolded: "Children are not allowed to talk back when adults talk, so hurry up and wash your face!"
"Oh." Little Sunflower knew that she had escaped a catastrophe, and ran into the bathroom happily.Looking at the messy laptop, Zhu Ye really wanted to throw it into the water to rinse it off. With a dark face, he took out a few paper towels and wiped it roughly. There are a few small games, including adventure games, racing games, and even loli makeup games like "Barbie Amélie", which are really varied.
The child learned to open the page, but didn't learn to close it. It took Zhu Ye a long time to click to close all the browsers. Just as he was about to close the laptop, he suddenly found that there was a new email under the DOCK, so he clicked.
The email was sent by the administrative secretary, forwarded from the community management office where Zhu Li's family lives, with a super-large video attachment.Zhu Ye opened the text, which said that the administrator found some abnormal phenomena in the surveillance video in the early hours of this morning. Because Zhu's family had greeted him before, he specially copied a copy for reference.
What abnormal situation?Zhu Ye frowned, and downloaded the video. It was not too big, and the total length was only 15 minutes. The time in the upper right corner indicated that it was taken at [-]:[-] this morning.
The location of the camera is about 100 meters west of Zhu Li's house in a forest. Because the branches and leaves have not been pruned recently, one-third of the screen is blocked by leaves, and only a corner of his villa can be seen.Zhu Ye stared at the screen, and after a minute and a half, a white light suddenly flashed past, followed by two more, and then the screen returned to calm.After waiting for another ten minutes, three white lights flashed one by one again, but in the opposite direction from before.
what is that?Zhu Ye changed the screen to one-fifth of the speed in doubt, and carefully watched the part where the white light flashed, but because the resolution of the camera was too low, he could only see a long outline, and he was not sure what it was thing.
"Yo! Lightning, thunder!" Little Sunflower didn't know when she finished washing her face, she lay down next to him with her big face in her hands, the little fat paw pointed at the screen, and said, "Look, Dad, someone is going through a catastrophe! , Dad, when will you save enough money to order me a Tianlei?"
"You're ridiculous enough." Zhu Ye spread his fingers and slapped his big face away, took out his mobile phone and dialed Mo Hu's number: "Go back to the hospital, there is something wrong here." After that, he called the administrative department again. The secretary's call asked her to negotiate with the traffic management center and send herself the surveillance video of all the traffic lights in that area from 05:30 to [-]:[-] this morning.
At noon, Mohu was ordered to search Zhu Li's villa with Andrew, and rushed back immediately after receiving his call. Little Sunflower didn't get bored with him for two days, so she pounced on him as soon as they met, rubbing her thighs and begging to be touched.
"What's the matter? What did you find?" Mo Hu reluctantly put the little sunflower on his neck and rode the horse, walking back and forth with his son, and asked Zhu Ye.Zhu Ye was still waiting for the video from the traffic center, and asked back, "What about you? What did you find when you searched the villa?"
"I found the things that Huazai took before, the tablet and the kid, but I didn't find Amanda's skull and internal organs." Mo Hu said, and then asked, "Where is He Hao? Are you awake?"
"I woke up at noon, but I don't remember anything." Zhu Ye frowned, "When he returned to the hotel that night, he was going to try to deal with the set of things, but he lost consciousness as soon as he entered the room. I don't remember anything."
"Huh? What about that thing?"
"The hotel checked the surveillance video and said that he left the hotel less than a quarter of an hour after returning to the room, and the box was in his hand at that time." Zhu Ye said, "But where did he go after that, and who did the box give to? , No one knows, and he has no memory. The doctor checked him, and his brain is normal, and there is no possibility of amnesia. The only explanation is that he is possessed by evil spirits."
"That's really bewitched." Mo Hu Dian'er played with his son, making the child giggle, "Could it be that Amanda's body has practiced some kind of spell that defies the sky, and she came back to look for her head?"
Zhu Ye had no way of knowing, so he could only shrug his shoulders and show him the previous surveillance video: "Let's look at this first. The Community Management Office has found some abnormalities. Come and see if there are any clues."
Mo Hu sat down with his son on his back, and said after watching, "Hey, although I can't see it clearly, it looks familiar... It looks like the little swordsmen of Bai Di's family."
"What little bitch?"
"Didn't I mention to you that besides the demons and demons in the Xuyi world, there is also a fairy clan with a spirit sword as its body, and their leader is the fairy king Baidi. The fairy clan is usually in human form, and they run short distances They can fly with the sword, and when they are running for a long distance, they will merge with the human sword and become a giant sword, and fly past like this." Pointing to the video, "It seems that they are flying in their own body."
no?Is this the rhythm of the entire Xuyi world going all out?Zhu Ye has one head and two big ones, and one Long Nianjiu is enough to cause headaches. Now that the swordsmen are here, this day can't be over!
At this moment, the e-mail reminded that there was a new e-mail. Zhu Ye clicked on it and saw that it was a video forwarded by the administrative secretary, from the traffic management center.
The video was captured by a traffic light camera, which was much clearer than the surveillance video in the community. Zhu Ye watched it at a slower speed, and found that the white lights were vaguely in the shape of a giant sword.
The email also carried another compressed package, which contained a series of speeding snapshots——Zhu Li’s family’s recent cross speed limit of [-], the masters of the fairy clan obviously didn’t know that there was a saying of speed measurement and taking pictures in the human world, “咻咻咻——” Biao passed by, and the speed exceeded [-] per hour, so it was properly photographed.
"Hey, it's high-definition, it can be used as an ID photo in human form." Mo Hu looked at the photos gloatingly, and introduced them to Zhu Ye one by one, "This is Qingyangzi, the number one horse boy of Xianjun, and this is number four. Ma Zai Qingyuezi, this should be Xiaoliuer Qingquanzi, he has a cute tattoo, it is a red pepper, look here, near the hilt of the sword, the human form is exactly the position of the butt hahaha you Say embarrassing or not..."
Although Little Sunflower didn't know what his father was laughing at, she was infected by his rough laughter and laughed foolishly. Zhu Ye looked at the father and son who were laughing together, and really didn't understand what's so funny about a hot pepper, but... How could Mohu know about such a private butt?
"Human form? Have you seen it?" Zhu Ye squinted his eyes and glanced dangerously at the past. Mo Hu gave a long smile and laughed halfway, and the "hiccup—" stuck in his throat, and his smile froze instantly. Na na Said: "It's all accidental, I also saw it by accident, what about you, don't be angry, his butt is not good-looking at all, it is far worse than yours, there is not even a dimple..."
"Shut up!" Zhu Ye said blackly, is this the point?
"Anyway, I don't care about looking at his ass." Mo Hu pouted, put his son down from his neck, sent him to play with remote control cars, and said to Zhu Ye, "Speaking of which, I did feel a sense of shock when I fought against Long Nianjiu that day. I didn't catch the strange aura at the time, but now I think it might be from the little swordsmen? These three guys are all quite high-level, and the immortals are good at hiding their own aura. I didn't figure it out at the time. normal."
Self-comfort doesn't have to be so obvious...Zhu Ye's black line said earnestly: "For procrastination, don't give up treatment."
Mo Hujun blushed, and said in shame: "Yes, I know."
"Then what should we do now?" Zhu Ye returned to the topic, "Why did the immortals come to the human world? And why did they go to Zhu Li's villa?"
"Maybe they came to catch me... No, it should be the clawed dragon Nianjiu." Mo Hu rubbed his chin, "My original shape was cultivated in the human world, and I have married a human being, so I can stay in the human world. But Long Nianjiu is a creature belonging to the Xuyi Realm. They crossed over in groups like this, which violated the supreme law of the three races. They catch them back."
"Are you sure it's legal for you to stay in the human world like this?" Zhu Ye didn't believe his nonsense at all.Mo Hu rolled his eyes and thought for a while, and said: "I'm actually not sure, but this kind of situation has never happened to me in Xuyi Realm before, and there is no record in the code. Even if Bai Di wants to arrest me, he still needs to discuss it." come on?"
Feelings, your walnut-sized brain has never considered this issue?Zhu Ye sneered: "Why do you use interrogative sentences? Are you waiting for me to answer?"
"Uh——" Mo Hu suddenly realized that his wife seemed to be angry, and very angry, and he thought about it for a while before he figured out why. He couldn't help being overjoyed—is he worried that I will be taken back?Sure enough, he has fallen deeply in love with me!Immediately expressed his determination: "Don't worry, since there is no legal code to refer to in this kind of thing, generally speaking, it should be whoever is good at it, and I will work hard to practice."
Zhu Ye finally heard a decent person's words. Although he doesn't think that his current skill can compete with the legendary fairy king, it is good to be determined, so his face turned pale, and he asked again: "You said they are here to find you?" Long Nianjiu's, but Long Nianjiu has already been beaten back to the demon spirit by you, and several of them were eaten by your son, this..."
"Oh yes." Mo Hu's face straightened, and he said, "We must not let them know about this matter. It is nothing to fight back the demon spirit. The key is to eat it. It is more serious. Although the little sunflower has half human blood, after all The paternal line comes from the Xuyi Realm, so I'm afraid they have to abide by the laws and regulations over there." He called his son over there, and said with a serious face: "Did you hear what Dad said, and don't mention that you met Long Nianjiu in the future, Not to mention that you ate their demon spirits."
"Demon spirit? What is that?" Little Sunflower's eyes lit up, "Are you so rough?"
Sure enough, there are advantages to being stupid, Mo Hu patted his head lovingly: "Very well, if someone asks the same question recently, you just have to ask it back, what a good boy."
Little Sunflower didn't know why, but she was still very happy to be praised, so she laughed foolishly: "Yeah!"
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