A devil in distress is not as good as a pig
Chapter 84
The wedding of Agui and Yashou is scheduled to be held on the eve of the Spring Festival. In order not to alarm Lord Sha, Zhu Ye arranges for them to work in the villa on St. Marianna Street.
Compared with Mo Zun, the identity of Ya Beast is much simpler, so his wedding is not as grand as that of Mo Hu and Zhu Ye, and there are not many things to prepare.At Zhu Ye's order, the spirits of the new house are responsible for the decoration of the new house, while Qing Yangzi and his juniors followed Mo Hu and the administrative secretary to go out to purchase.The Three Swordsmen followed Lord Mozun and the secretary's sister around Haicheng several times, and basically went to all the places they should go. Unfortunately, the innate obstacles are too difficult to overcome, and they are still at a loss about the city's topography and transportation.
After handing over everything, Zhu Ye's secretary worriedly reminded his boss: "Young Master Ye, the three bodyguards you hired are very good talents, but they don't seem to know their way around well." Is it really suitable for such a person to be a bodyguard? ?
Zhu Ye nodded expressionlessly, saying that he knew, and for the sake of the safety of his family of three, they could be a little more blind.
The last time they were married, Zhu Ye was covered by a veil all the way, so he didn't see anything. This time, he had a close-up view of the legendary magic marriage at Agui's wedding.Three days in advance, the accompanying spirits sent wedding invitations to the local residents with abnormal spirits. On the night of the ceremony, all the monsters came, and some even brought congratulatory gifts. There were only a few registered in the gift book. Paper.
"So there are so many monsters living in a metropolis like Haicheng?" Zhu Ye was amazed, looking at the bustling "crowd" in the courtyard and the living room, and sighed, "I thought only places like Lianwu Mountain were the spirit of the mountains. Walking all over the place, I really didn’t expect it.”
"Where is this?" Mo Hu said disapprovingly, "Maomao has been running for three days and almost covered the entire Haicheng before inviting this group of people. When we were in Lianwu Mountain, we only notified the hot spring. The site near the other courtyard has ten times as many people as today."
Zhu Ye never knew that his marriage was surrounded by so many people. He roughly counted and found that there were about [-] or [-] monsters downstairs. So at that time in Lianwu Mountain, there were actually hundreds of monsters watching the ceremony?
It's completely the rhythm of a group of demons dancing wildly!
Midnight comes, and the auspicious time has come. Mao Mao leads people to bring the "bride" Agui in, and the "groom" Yashou is also dressed up, and comes out with the bridesmaids to pick up the bride.Mo Hu took Zhu Ye downstairs, sat in the seats of the parents of both parties, and presided over their marriage ceremony.
The newcomer’s wedding dress is still the traditional red gown. Zhu Ye looked at the tall Agui with a hijab holding a big red flower. Andrew is slightly taller than Agui, and his frame is also slightly burly, but the temperament of the tooth beast that has been tortured for thousands of years is really a bit weak for his body. Standing next to the murderous bride, it seems that he will be abused into scum at any time.
Suppressing a smile, he watched them finish worship, sign the marriage contract, and make vows in front of the demon god. Finally, it was time to enter the bridal chamber. Zhu Ye waited for them to go upstairs, and then leaned into Mo Hu's ear and asked him curiously: "Who are they?" Are you going to have a baby?"
The corner of Mo Hu's mouth twitched, and said, "Together, aren't we also together?"
"...I'm asking them who's going up and who's going down!"
"They are more unpredictable, they go up and down." Before the guests left, Mo Hu's expression was still serious and serious, but his eyes couldn't help showing a gossip and wretched look, "Remember the time I invented it a while ago?" 'Laughing capsules as soon as humans fight back against God'? I hid one under the tooth beast's pillow and it burst laughing in a week."
"..." Zhu Ye felt that he couldn't crack his smile, but he was going to crack him up - I must have lost my mind and went crazy to want to be with this kind of person forever!
"But Agui is the one who is pregnant, so there is no need to doubt that." Mo Hu looked at his wife with a dark face, and continued to wonder at his scientific invention, "Are you surprised too? Hey, I was also very curious at the beginning, So I installed a plug-in "As soon as humans counterattack, the system will be negative" for the "human counterattack, God laughs capsule". After two weeks of statistics, I found that Agui's counterattack rate is 84.3%, that is to say, if They XX a hundred times, and 84.3 of them are Agui on it." Touching his chin thoughtfully, "You can get pregnant in this way, his physique is really good."
You can still upgrade after laughing, your invention is really of good quality...Zhu Ye couldn't complain about why Mo Hu was so keen on doing evil things, so he silently turned his face and drank tea. After drinking half a cup, he finally couldn't help but say: : "Since it's all 84.3%, Agui can't be considered a counterattack, right? The 15.7% of the tooth beast is considered a counterattack, right?"
Mo Hu was drinking tea in a similar manner, when he heard this, his body froze: "Yeah, why didn't I think of it? Wife, you are really good at mathematics, should I still go to college? Is it too late?" , the president's class is also good, I heard that there are correspondence courses..."
"...you'd better go and check on the banquet, bring me something to eat, I'm hungry." You can do something for me, a monster can learn from others to work as a president, and it's a good job to serve the young master. Master should worry about things, okay!
"Eh? Hungry? I'm going to get some food right now." His wife's appetite was a big deal, and Mo Hu hurried away.
In Zhu's mansion, Little Sunflower is drawing pictures on Master Sha's oversized desk. Master Sha is holding a cup of tea and sitting on a rocking chair as a model for him.
"Grandpa, raise your head up, the angle is wrong." Little Sunflower commanded her grandpa bossily, "You didn't look like this when I first started painting."
Master Sha raised his head in a good temper: "How about this?"
"It's much better." Little Sunflower finished drawing the draft, and began to draw lines on the pencil draft with an outline pen, "Grandpa, if you persist, I will finish the drawing soon, and I will take you to a midnight snack later."
"Yeah, draw slowly, don't worry, grandpa is not tired." Master Sha never took care of his son when he was a child, and now he is addicted to raising children, and he still enjoys being tossed and tossed by his grandson, "Today's supper is very rich, I asked the chef to make sweet soup and your favorite croquettes, and we will eat together after painting."
"Oh." Little Sunflower wiped her saliva, finished drawing the line crookedly, filled in the color with an oil pastel, happily climbed off the chair, and showed it to Master Sha, "Grandpa finished the drawing, isn't it beautiful?"
Don't say that you can really see that it is a person!Master Sha was sobbing with joy while holding his grandson's ghost painting talisman: "Oh, it's so beautiful, it's exactly the same as grandpa, and I even made my grandpa handsome, baby, you are such a genius." Well, the shape is a bit off, but the color matching is not bad, Big red and big green are very festive, but... this child is not colorblind, is he?
"Really?" Little Sunflower was very happy to be praised, and climbed onto his lap to rub against, "Then get well soon, Grandpa, and take me to the aquarium to sketch. The teacher said the dolphins are beautiful."
"Well, good." Master Sha was even happier, put the painting on the table, carried the child in his wheelchair to the restaurant for supper, and asked casually, "Why hasn't your father come back yet, and your father, what are they doing?" Did you know?"
Little Sunflower has already been threatened by his father with very severe means, and now no one can get any information out of his mouth, she gnawed her finger and said innocently: "Go to make money, Grandpa, you can't move now, he wants Make a lot of money to support you, and buy me chicken legs, chicken legs are very expensive."
Lord Sha thinks about his current state, and he doesn't know when he will be able to return to his previous state. The entire family's business is on Zhu Ye alone, and he is indeed very hard.Thinking about it this way, he became tolerant of him being with a man all day long.Moreover, Zhu Ye has always been quite obedient, the plan for the New Year party has been drawn out, and the people who should be invited have also been invited. I believe that the Zhu family will soon have a decent mistress, and in the future they will have a cute child like Xiao Sunflower , there is no regret.
Agui and Yashou are still on their honeymoon, and Mohu has ushered in his first Spring Festival in the human world, as well as his most severe test in the human world.
Blind dates are the most annoying thing!
On the second day of the Lunar New Year, the party at Zhu's mansion was held as scheduled, with celebrities from all walks of life gathered together, the entire main building was full of beautiful clothes and singing voices.Zhu Ye has grown up well since the beginning of winter. He is a little plumper than in summer, and looks more plump and handsome. He is wearing a European custom-made handmade suit, and the traditional three-piece suit has a sense of fashion. Standing, eye-catching like a luminous body.
Mo Hu looked at his wife sourly. Their relationship has not been made public. On this occasion, he can only stand by as a subordinate. When trying on clothes in the morning, he originally chose a suit with Zhu Ye with a dark heart. The exact same couple outfits were ruthlessly rejected by the insightful wife, and they were changed into a regular white shirt and gray suit.
Of course, Zhu Ye was not completely unkind, and Lin Li gave him a belt that was the same as his own.
fall!Who would pay attention to the belt or something, how can such a small thing show our unique adultery!Mohu stood in front of the window like a dog, with a stiff smile on his face, but the big white fox in his heart kept scratching the wall angrily.
"Dad, are you scratching the wall?" Little Sunflower ran over curiously, and the chubby paw touched his palm, "Don't be sad, Dad doesn't wear couple clothes with you, don't you still have me?"
Mentioning this made me even more depressed. After Zhu Ye appointed him a dress, he also changed his son into a suit that was exactly the same as him, but without a tie, it was paired with a red polka-dot bow tie. pretending", in fact...hehe, isn't it just to let everyone know that he is a "second-married head" with a child?
Labeling him as a "celebrity retired" at the beginning of the show is really too black-bellied!Mo Hu continued to scratch the wall angrily, and after scratching for a while, he suddenly had an idea: Hey, does that mean he is worried about me?So he also felt my unstoppable charm, and began to worry that I would be snatched away by other women?
Ah, I really misunderstood him, this is all because of his deep love for me!After figuring this out, Mo Hu happily took a piece of cake and stuffed it into his son's mouth: "I'm not scratching the wall, this is your first time participating in a social event, pay attention to your image, Don't talk nonsense to embarrass your father."
"Hmm..." Little Sunflower chewed hard, her attention was quickly attracted by the food on the table, and she let go of her father who seemed to be scratching the wall and ran towards the ocean of food.
"Young Master Ye, Miss Zhang is here." The butler walked in and whispered something to Zhu Ye. He watched Zhu Ye grow up and knew the relationship between him and Zhang Yunxi, so he said in advance to see if Zhu Ye wanted to go out. catch.
"Oh? I'll go out and have a look." Zhu Ye put down the wine glass and went out with the housekeeper to meet Zhang Yunxi. She is now assisting Mr. Zhang in managing family affairs. Regardless of their identities, they should go out to greet them based on the friendship they grew up with as childhood sweethearts.
"Brother Ye." Zhang Yunxi walked over gracefully. She seemed to be a little taller and plump than Zhang Juexi's funeral. She was wearing black mink fur, and her small face looked more and more round.
Compared with Mo Zun, the identity of Ya Beast is much simpler, so his wedding is not as grand as that of Mo Hu and Zhu Ye, and there are not many things to prepare.At Zhu Ye's order, the spirits of the new house are responsible for the decoration of the new house, while Qing Yangzi and his juniors followed Mo Hu and the administrative secretary to go out to purchase.The Three Swordsmen followed Lord Mozun and the secretary's sister around Haicheng several times, and basically went to all the places they should go. Unfortunately, the innate obstacles are too difficult to overcome, and they are still at a loss about the city's topography and transportation.
After handing over everything, Zhu Ye's secretary worriedly reminded his boss: "Young Master Ye, the three bodyguards you hired are very good talents, but they don't seem to know their way around well." Is it really suitable for such a person to be a bodyguard? ?
Zhu Ye nodded expressionlessly, saying that he knew, and for the sake of the safety of his family of three, they could be a little more blind.
The last time they were married, Zhu Ye was covered by a veil all the way, so he didn't see anything. This time, he had a close-up view of the legendary magic marriage at Agui's wedding.Three days in advance, the accompanying spirits sent wedding invitations to the local residents with abnormal spirits. On the night of the ceremony, all the monsters came, and some even brought congratulatory gifts. There were only a few registered in the gift book. Paper.
"So there are so many monsters living in a metropolis like Haicheng?" Zhu Ye was amazed, looking at the bustling "crowd" in the courtyard and the living room, and sighed, "I thought only places like Lianwu Mountain were the spirit of the mountains. Walking all over the place, I really didn’t expect it.”
"Where is this?" Mo Hu said disapprovingly, "Maomao has been running for three days and almost covered the entire Haicheng before inviting this group of people. When we were in Lianwu Mountain, we only notified the hot spring. The site near the other courtyard has ten times as many people as today."
Zhu Ye never knew that his marriage was surrounded by so many people. He roughly counted and found that there were about [-] or [-] monsters downstairs. So at that time in Lianwu Mountain, there were actually hundreds of monsters watching the ceremony?
It's completely the rhythm of a group of demons dancing wildly!
Midnight comes, and the auspicious time has come. Mao Mao leads people to bring the "bride" Agui in, and the "groom" Yashou is also dressed up, and comes out with the bridesmaids to pick up the bride.Mo Hu took Zhu Ye downstairs, sat in the seats of the parents of both parties, and presided over their marriage ceremony.
The newcomer’s wedding dress is still the traditional red gown. Zhu Ye looked at the tall Agui with a hijab holding a big red flower. Andrew is slightly taller than Agui, and his frame is also slightly burly, but the temperament of the tooth beast that has been tortured for thousands of years is really a bit weak for his body. Standing next to the murderous bride, it seems that he will be abused into scum at any time.
Suppressing a smile, he watched them finish worship, sign the marriage contract, and make vows in front of the demon god. Finally, it was time to enter the bridal chamber. Zhu Ye waited for them to go upstairs, and then leaned into Mo Hu's ear and asked him curiously: "Who are they?" Are you going to have a baby?"
The corner of Mo Hu's mouth twitched, and said, "Together, aren't we also together?"
"...I'm asking them who's going up and who's going down!"
"They are more unpredictable, they go up and down." Before the guests left, Mo Hu's expression was still serious and serious, but his eyes couldn't help showing a gossip and wretched look, "Remember the time I invented it a while ago?" 'Laughing capsules as soon as humans fight back against God'? I hid one under the tooth beast's pillow and it burst laughing in a week."
"..." Zhu Ye felt that he couldn't crack his smile, but he was going to crack him up - I must have lost my mind and went crazy to want to be with this kind of person forever!
"But Agui is the one who is pregnant, so there is no need to doubt that." Mo Hu looked at his wife with a dark face, and continued to wonder at his scientific invention, "Are you surprised too? Hey, I was also very curious at the beginning, So I installed a plug-in "As soon as humans counterattack, the system will be negative" for the "human counterattack, God laughs capsule". After two weeks of statistics, I found that Agui's counterattack rate is 84.3%, that is to say, if They XX a hundred times, and 84.3 of them are Agui on it." Touching his chin thoughtfully, "You can get pregnant in this way, his physique is really good."
You can still upgrade after laughing, your invention is really of good quality...Zhu Ye couldn't complain about why Mo Hu was so keen on doing evil things, so he silently turned his face and drank tea. After drinking half a cup, he finally couldn't help but say: : "Since it's all 84.3%, Agui can't be considered a counterattack, right? The 15.7% of the tooth beast is considered a counterattack, right?"
Mo Hu was drinking tea in a similar manner, when he heard this, his body froze: "Yeah, why didn't I think of it? Wife, you are really good at mathematics, should I still go to college? Is it too late?" , the president's class is also good, I heard that there are correspondence courses..."
"...you'd better go and check on the banquet, bring me something to eat, I'm hungry." You can do something for me, a monster can learn from others to work as a president, and it's a good job to serve the young master. Master should worry about things, okay!
"Eh? Hungry? I'm going to get some food right now." His wife's appetite was a big deal, and Mo Hu hurried away.
In Zhu's mansion, Little Sunflower is drawing pictures on Master Sha's oversized desk. Master Sha is holding a cup of tea and sitting on a rocking chair as a model for him.
"Grandpa, raise your head up, the angle is wrong." Little Sunflower commanded her grandpa bossily, "You didn't look like this when I first started painting."
Master Sha raised his head in a good temper: "How about this?"
"It's much better." Little Sunflower finished drawing the draft, and began to draw lines on the pencil draft with an outline pen, "Grandpa, if you persist, I will finish the drawing soon, and I will take you to a midnight snack later."
"Yeah, draw slowly, don't worry, grandpa is not tired." Master Sha never took care of his son when he was a child, and now he is addicted to raising children, and he still enjoys being tossed and tossed by his grandson, "Today's supper is very rich, I asked the chef to make sweet soup and your favorite croquettes, and we will eat together after painting."
"Oh." Little Sunflower wiped her saliva, finished drawing the line crookedly, filled in the color with an oil pastel, happily climbed off the chair, and showed it to Master Sha, "Grandpa finished the drawing, isn't it beautiful?"
Don't say that you can really see that it is a person!Master Sha was sobbing with joy while holding his grandson's ghost painting talisman: "Oh, it's so beautiful, it's exactly the same as grandpa, and I even made my grandpa handsome, baby, you are such a genius." Well, the shape is a bit off, but the color matching is not bad, Big red and big green are very festive, but... this child is not colorblind, is he?
"Really?" Little Sunflower was very happy to be praised, and climbed onto his lap to rub against, "Then get well soon, Grandpa, and take me to the aquarium to sketch. The teacher said the dolphins are beautiful."
"Well, good." Master Sha was even happier, put the painting on the table, carried the child in his wheelchair to the restaurant for supper, and asked casually, "Why hasn't your father come back yet, and your father, what are they doing?" Did you know?"
Little Sunflower has already been threatened by his father with very severe means, and now no one can get any information out of his mouth, she gnawed her finger and said innocently: "Go to make money, Grandpa, you can't move now, he wants Make a lot of money to support you, and buy me chicken legs, chicken legs are very expensive."
Lord Sha thinks about his current state, and he doesn't know when he will be able to return to his previous state. The entire family's business is on Zhu Ye alone, and he is indeed very hard.Thinking about it this way, he became tolerant of him being with a man all day long.Moreover, Zhu Ye has always been quite obedient, the plan for the New Year party has been drawn out, and the people who should be invited have also been invited. I believe that the Zhu family will soon have a decent mistress, and in the future they will have a cute child like Xiao Sunflower , there is no regret.
Agui and Yashou are still on their honeymoon, and Mohu has ushered in his first Spring Festival in the human world, as well as his most severe test in the human world.
Blind dates are the most annoying thing!
On the second day of the Lunar New Year, the party at Zhu's mansion was held as scheduled, with celebrities from all walks of life gathered together, the entire main building was full of beautiful clothes and singing voices.Zhu Ye has grown up well since the beginning of winter. He is a little plumper than in summer, and looks more plump and handsome. He is wearing a European custom-made handmade suit, and the traditional three-piece suit has a sense of fashion. Standing, eye-catching like a luminous body.
Mo Hu looked at his wife sourly. Their relationship has not been made public. On this occasion, he can only stand by as a subordinate. When trying on clothes in the morning, he originally chose a suit with Zhu Ye with a dark heart. The exact same couple outfits were ruthlessly rejected by the insightful wife, and they were changed into a regular white shirt and gray suit.
Of course, Zhu Ye was not completely unkind, and Lin Li gave him a belt that was the same as his own.
fall!Who would pay attention to the belt or something, how can such a small thing show our unique adultery!Mohu stood in front of the window like a dog, with a stiff smile on his face, but the big white fox in his heart kept scratching the wall angrily.
"Dad, are you scratching the wall?" Little Sunflower ran over curiously, and the chubby paw touched his palm, "Don't be sad, Dad doesn't wear couple clothes with you, don't you still have me?"
Mentioning this made me even more depressed. After Zhu Ye appointed him a dress, he also changed his son into a suit that was exactly the same as him, but without a tie, it was paired with a red polka-dot bow tie. pretending", in fact...hehe, isn't it just to let everyone know that he is a "second-married head" with a child?
Labeling him as a "celebrity retired" at the beginning of the show is really too black-bellied!Mo Hu continued to scratch the wall angrily, and after scratching for a while, he suddenly had an idea: Hey, does that mean he is worried about me?So he also felt my unstoppable charm, and began to worry that I would be snatched away by other women?
Ah, I really misunderstood him, this is all because of his deep love for me!After figuring this out, Mo Hu happily took a piece of cake and stuffed it into his son's mouth: "I'm not scratching the wall, this is your first time participating in a social event, pay attention to your image, Don't talk nonsense to embarrass your father."
"Hmm..." Little Sunflower chewed hard, her attention was quickly attracted by the food on the table, and she let go of her father who seemed to be scratching the wall and ran towards the ocean of food.
"Young Master Ye, Miss Zhang is here." The butler walked in and whispered something to Zhu Ye. He watched Zhu Ye grow up and knew the relationship between him and Zhang Yunxi, so he said in advance to see if Zhu Ye wanted to go out. catch.
"Oh? I'll go out and have a look." Zhu Ye put down the wine glass and went out with the housekeeper to meet Zhang Yunxi. She is now assisting Mr. Zhang in managing family affairs. Regardless of their identities, they should go out to greet them based on the friendship they grew up with as childhood sweethearts.
"Brother Ye." Zhang Yunxi walked over gracefully. She seemed to be a little taller and plump than Zhang Juexi's funeral. She was wearing black mink fur, and her small face looked more and more round.
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