Earth is fragile, handle with care

At this moment, Farrell was walking on the alley leading to the wonton stand. He vaguely remembered that he was on the right track, but he was not so sure. You must know that for an interstellar roaming enthusiast who always uses the automatic navigation system when traveling, the sense of direction is always unreal things

There were strange shouts and curses in the alley. Farrell stood at the entrance of the alley and looked at it for a while. Three earthlings pushed around another earthling, threatening with a cold weapon so backward that it made people cry. : "Hand over the money!"

Farrell asked Brain, "What are they doing?"

Zhinao: [rob. 】

"Robbery?" Farrell has never heard of this word. Although this word is included in the latest 2.0 all-species language chip in the universe, it is not enough to save aliens who lack the common sense of the earth.

[It is the act of seizing other people's property by violence or threat of violence.There is no such behavior on the mother planet.Of course, I don't recommend you to try it. 】

Farrell shrugged: "There are only 29 people in the parent planet, who do you think I can rob?"

There are only 29 pseudomorphic creatures left in the entire Dada Dela planet, and the lowest title is earl.This technologically advanced but endangered biological species does not care about reproduction at all, or in other words, this reckless species has never written the reproduction of the next generation into its genes.

Their unscrupulous genes and inexplicable romantic cells often even make them target other species for mate selection. Because they are mimic creatures, there is no such thing as inability to mate, but obviously a slime and a slime The Dada Dela star people can not give birth to the next generation except slime.

For the Dadadillas, love is irresistible and the only thing that can restrain their destructive instincts. This is probably the reason why the Marriage Registry of Non-Similar Species in the Alpha Galaxy is so committed to holding a blind date meeting for them.

But it is a pity that the romantic cells of the Dadadilla stars often appear in inappropriate places. For example, there was once a majesty who fell in love with the enemy general who was negotiating by video during the interstellar war. Indirectly saved the Alpha Galaxy that was in dire straits of war.

It is a miracle that the Dadadilla anthropomorphic beings, with their innate cruelty and hopelessly romantic personality, did not go extinct.

At present, the most respectable emperor on the entire planet should be His Majesty the Emperor. He is really troubled by his subjects who have behaved recklessly. Half of them support the interstellar terrorist organization to bombard the Cosmic Alliance to launch the No.17 space war. Half of them support the comeback of the interstellar colonial forces, and the long-term struggle between ruling uncivilized civilizations and advanced civilizations.

The loyal fencer Farrell felt that both ideas were great, so he swayed back and forth like grass on the wall to fan the flames, and was finally thrown out of the home planet by the emperor's order to hunt down the Thousand Crows interstellar smuggling gang.The reason is that Thousand Crows stole His Majesty's latest research achievement - a time bug that can manipulate time when the breeding season is restless.

This can probably become a big event for the Thousand Crows to raise their reputation to the next level, after they stole the nude portrait of the president at the entrance of the galactic presidential palace and the bed of the boss of the galactic terrorist organization, and sold them to each other.God knows how they reached out to the Alpha galaxy.

If this matter gets out, the Cosmic Alliance will undoubtedly give the mother planet another warning letter, but this is not a pain for Dada Dela star, and His Majesty's trash can has long been filled with this stuff.What they are more worried about is that this matter will damage the reputation of the parent star.

The most reckless species in the entire Alpha Galaxy, and it deserves its name.If their population reproduction can be as smooth as that of the earth, then there is no doubt that the entire Alpha galaxy will be involved in the quagmire of war because of them.

The robbery in front of him was coming to an end, Farrell looked a little bored, and asked the brain impatiently: "What can I do now?"

Sensing his depressed mood, Zhinao suggested: [According to the current laws of this country on Earth, you can beat up the robbers based on preventing illegal acts, and you will not bear any legal responsibility. Of course, please don’t kill them, because the police will find you. 】

"Using a laser gun? I got the latest trial model from His Majesty." Farrell asked cheerfully.

[No, only fists are allowed. 】

Farrell immediately lost interest.But since this is considered a pre-dinner exercise for eating wontons...

Farrell jumped out from the corner all of a sudden, stood in front of the gangsters, and then realized that he didn't know what he should say at this moment according to the customs of the earth. Perhaps, he should learn from the words of these robbers and shout, "Take it!" hand over the money"?

Smart Brain quickly connects to the Internet on Earth, scans major TV dramas and connects similar scenes in a few seconds, and gives the most reasonable suggestions.

Farrell followed Zhinao's advice, looked affectionately at the unlucky guy lying in the corner, and said in the softest voice that could be squeezed out of his vocal organs, "Don't be afraid, I'm here to save you."

Yi Chu, who was clutching his wound and leaning against the wall, felt for a moment as if he had taken off his clothes on a cold day, and his whole body was frozen stiff in an instant.

Judging from the robber's expression, it was obvious that he was not alone.

Of course, Farrell would not admit that he was a bully. He just strengthened the muscle tissue of his fist a little bit, which is easy for a mimic creature.Although the pseudomorphic creatures on Dadadilla are not as good as the people from Slem in terms of mimicry ability, at least he cannot instantly switch himself from organic matter to inorganic matter, but he can read carbon-based biological genes and integrate other The gene of the species strengthens itself, which is what the Dadadillas are good at.

After beating off a few robbers, Farrell clapped his hands in a good mood, and Yi Chu stood up while supporting the wall, and smiled wryly: "You forgot to bring your wallet back."

Farrell, who had struggled to understand what the wallet was from the brain, spread his hands helplessly: "That's your business, I'm going to eat wontons, goodbye."

Only then did Yi Chu see clearly the person in front of him through the dim street light, it was the guy who ate six bowls at a wonton stall a few days ago and then calmly paid the bill with silver.

"It's you?!" Yi Chu was taken aback, and felt embarrassed by his fuss, "Uncle Li has closed the stall, come early tomorrow, this hour is already too late."

Farrell's expression suddenly turned into obvious mourning.His stomach growled in unison.

"I really don't want to go back to drink the nutrient solution." Farrell muttered.

"Well... If you don't mind, I still have some dumplings at home, which I just made tonight." Yi Chu hesitated between calling the mental hospital and inviting him to dinner, because although this person did not take back his money, he still helped him anyway. After beating the robber to vent his anger, he should be rewarded materially, so he invited.

Zhinao showed the shape of the dumpling in Farrell's brain and described its taste. Farrell thought enthusiastically: This looks like an enlarged wonton, and the taste must be better than wonton.

The taste...is said to be not bad either.

Farrell hastily agreed.

Perhaps because the other party agreed too quickly and happily, Yi Chu suddenly had a bad feeling.Maybe... the dumplings he had wrapped and prepared to eat for two days could not be kept for tonight.

Yi Chu secretly took a look at the strange man who was leaning against the wall and casually playing with his fingers. He was really a strange man, not to say that his appearance was different, but in fact his facial features had the profound feeling of a mixed-race person, half-length His hair is a little curly.In all fairness, he was really a handsome, ruthless man with a sense of presence, if one ignores his unusual behavior...

"Can I go?" the man asked.

Yi Chu nodded hurriedly: "Well, this way."