Earth is fragile, handle with care
Chapter 20 Alien Rabbit
"What's going on?" This was definitely the most inexplicable day Yi Chu had ever spent, time slipping away without him noticing.This feeling of anxiety tormented his nerves and made him neurotic.
For the first time, Farrell showed a distressed expression. He scratched his cheeks with his slender fingers, and sighed long: "Well, although Your Majesty repeatedly ordered this to be a secret that cannot be revealed, I have never Not a regular subject."
Yi Chu listened carefully, he intuitively felt that it was an amazing secret.
"Do you remember the wonderful instrument that I saw on the bird star's aircraft before? It is the cute little thing that escaped when the brain attacked the system as I said."
Yi Chu nodded.
"That little thing is on you now."
A creepy feeling crept up Yi Chu's back, and he suddenly remembered a certain hit movie "Alien" 60 or [-] years ago.
"What is it?" Yi Chu asked fearfully.
There was a strange look in Farrell's eyes: "Time bug."
"what is that?"
"A thing that cannot be called a creature will riot after entering the breeding season and smelling the smell of another time bug, causing the timeline of the entire area to be suspended. The timeline will not return to normal until the mating is completed, and the timeline Only the host of the time worm can move freely during the suspension, let me think, such a scene must be very interesting-a whole world abandoned by time, only two hosts wandering in the wasteland of time looking for each other, until they are in What a wonderful scene to meet in the gap of time." Farrell's desire to perform began, and he jumped on the sofa with great interest and spread his arms and shouted in an aria, "My dear Juliet, your faithful Romeo is looking forward to With your appearance, let us wake up this sleeping world with a fiery kiss!"
"Farrell..."
"But it seems that this time bug is still living a celibate life alone." Farrell jumped back from the sofa and looked down at Yi Chu who was sitting on the dining chair, "It's the same as me."
Because the distance was too close, Yi Chu could even see the slender eyelashes on Farrell's eyes, as well as those deep brown eyes.
This aggressive look made Yi Chu shrink back instinctively, showing resistance involuntarily.
"Do you need me to take it out?" Farrell put his hand on Yi Chu's shoulder and asked softly.
"How...to take it out?" Several terrifying dissection scenes emerged in Yi Chu's mind.
"First find the necessary props, then take off your clothes and lie on the bed. This process may not be pleasant, but I will try not to make you feel too painful..."
Before Farrell could finish speaking, Yi Chu stood up abruptly, blushing and glaring at Farrell viciously.
Farrell smiled at him. "So when does it start?"
What responded to him was the sound of Yi Chu slamming the door shut.
"My supper seems to be ignored again." Farrell muttered to himself.
[I'm not surprised at all.You can have dinner tomorrow and you should thank the owner for his kindness and forgetfulness. 】 Zhinao replied.
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Although Yi Chu had a strong resistance to being naked and lying on the bed, after he figured out the meaning of purity in Farrell's mouth, he felt ashamed that he wanted to twist a mortal's brain.
After Fu Xiang came to Yi Chu's house with the time worm trapping device he found from the bird star's aircraft, and told Yi Chu that Farrell verbally agreed to Dong Anyu's conditions in order to get this device, this kind of shame The feeling became heavier and heavier.
Fu Xiang looked indifferent: "It sounds so inspirational to fight for the love and peace of the earth."
"But for Farrell, a war madman..."
Fu Xiang patted Yi Chu on the shoulder: "When I came out of the office, he was discussing the feasibility of the third world war with the BOSS, believe me, the BOSS will stop him, although it may not be so easy, but you have to Believe in the experience of the people on Earth, there are many aliens trying to do this every year, but they all fail, you have to have confidence in the people on Earth, we have rich practical experience in dealing with aliens.”
"No, I mean, if it's just to dispel his delusion of trying to conquer the world, it's not difficult."
Fu Xiang's expression suddenly became a little weird: "Use...use your butt?"
Yi Chu's expression became subtle all of a sudden: "No! Use the price."
"Okay..." Fu Xiang said sadly.
"Actually, you don't know Farrell. Of course, I dare not say that I know him very well. But what he loves is not the fact of conquering the world, but a kind of fun. As long as you provide him with greater fun, even if it is A Rubik's Cube, maybe he will be very interested. He is a creature that acts on instinct and is true to himself."
Fu Xiang said thoughtfully: "I see, according to Freud's psychology, it is a creature completely dominated by the 'id', acting in accordance with the 'principle of pleasure', the only requirement is to obtain happiness, the ego Comfort and pleasure, survival and reproduction. Shameless and moral principles. Well, like human infants, egoists through and through.”
"Almost, the only difference is that he doesn't even have the instinct to reproduce." Yi Chu said lowly, his eyes drifting out of the window, "so I don't have any confidence in Farrell. I can't grasp a person who is not bound by rules .”
The door was knocked three times politely, and then opened without warning, revealing Farrell's gentlemanly smile.
"Correction. In my genes, love is also a kind of instinct. And I accept its shackles, and I never intend to break free." Farrell blinked at Yi Chu, "And, you have mastered it me."
"Sounds counterintuitive."
"Is there a time when I'm reasonable?" Farrell asked nonchalantly.
Feeling strongly that he was redundant, Fu Xiang quietly moved to the door, carefully changed his shoes and said, "I should go back, goodbye."
The two people in the room stared at each other without saying goodbye to the guest.
Fu Xiang touched his nose and closed the door.
The aura between lovers is really different, he said to himself.Thinking of the cold face of the BOSS, whose scientific name is abstinence, and the common name is cold, Fu Xiang feels very depressed. Today he has to work overtime again. Being on the night shift at the crematorium is really not a wonderful experience.
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In fact, Yi Chu didn't understand how the time bug left his body. He just followed the "doctor's order" and took off his clothes and lay on the bed. A strange instrument enveloped him, and the light curtain of constantly changing colors was on his body over and over again. Brushed everywhere, every inch of his skin was printed with colorful colors.
It was a very subtle feeling, especially when he knew that Farrell was watching him intently, with academic eyes.
"After catching this time bug, can you go back to claim the throne?" Yi Chu couldn't stand the strange silence and asked.Since Farrell told him why he came to Earth, his mood has been inexplicably depressed.
"Although I'm very interested in the throne, I don't plan to get it by deception. I don't plan to go back until I pluck the thousand crows' feathers." Farrell said lazily while sitting on the sofa, Looking at the open window, the dark clouds blocked the starry sky, but they couldn't stop him from going home, "Actually, I don't have much interest in going back, it's the same anywhere, as long as I'm happy, I don't have your homesickness. "
"But aren't you very interested in the throne?"
"It's just a whim. I've done this kind of thing a lot. If I'm not interested, I'll stop. There's nothing to regret."
Yi Chu felt that a person with obsessive-compulsive disorder who would open a novel, no matter how bad it was, would not be able to understand this impulsive animal. Natural scum is talking about this kind of person, no, Farrell even Humans are neither.
"Okay, go to sleep, when you wake up your timeline will be in line with normal humans. Maybe I will study that cute little thing, good night."
Through the colorful light curtain, Yi Chu saw Farrell's eyes at the moment, patient, comforting, and a gentleness that was incompatible with his nature.
It may be believable, a heretical promise.At least, he wants to try this once, even if he fails, he will not regret it.A life that never takes risks is incomplete, and that's true for Yi Chu.
For the first time, Farrell showed a distressed expression. He scratched his cheeks with his slender fingers, and sighed long: "Well, although Your Majesty repeatedly ordered this to be a secret that cannot be revealed, I have never Not a regular subject."
Yi Chu listened carefully, he intuitively felt that it was an amazing secret.
"Do you remember the wonderful instrument that I saw on the bird star's aircraft before? It is the cute little thing that escaped when the brain attacked the system as I said."
Yi Chu nodded.
"That little thing is on you now."
A creepy feeling crept up Yi Chu's back, and he suddenly remembered a certain hit movie "Alien" 60 or [-] years ago.
"What is it?" Yi Chu asked fearfully.
There was a strange look in Farrell's eyes: "Time bug."
"what is that?"
"A thing that cannot be called a creature will riot after entering the breeding season and smelling the smell of another time bug, causing the timeline of the entire area to be suspended. The timeline will not return to normal until the mating is completed, and the timeline Only the host of the time worm can move freely during the suspension, let me think, such a scene must be very interesting-a whole world abandoned by time, only two hosts wandering in the wasteland of time looking for each other, until they are in What a wonderful scene to meet in the gap of time." Farrell's desire to perform began, and he jumped on the sofa with great interest and spread his arms and shouted in an aria, "My dear Juliet, your faithful Romeo is looking forward to With your appearance, let us wake up this sleeping world with a fiery kiss!"
"Farrell..."
"But it seems that this time bug is still living a celibate life alone." Farrell jumped back from the sofa and looked down at Yi Chu who was sitting on the dining chair, "It's the same as me."
Because the distance was too close, Yi Chu could even see the slender eyelashes on Farrell's eyes, as well as those deep brown eyes.
This aggressive look made Yi Chu shrink back instinctively, showing resistance involuntarily.
"Do you need me to take it out?" Farrell put his hand on Yi Chu's shoulder and asked softly.
"How...to take it out?" Several terrifying dissection scenes emerged in Yi Chu's mind.
"First find the necessary props, then take off your clothes and lie on the bed. This process may not be pleasant, but I will try not to make you feel too painful..."
Before Farrell could finish speaking, Yi Chu stood up abruptly, blushing and glaring at Farrell viciously.
Farrell smiled at him. "So when does it start?"
What responded to him was the sound of Yi Chu slamming the door shut.
"My supper seems to be ignored again." Farrell muttered to himself.
[I'm not surprised at all.You can have dinner tomorrow and you should thank the owner for his kindness and forgetfulness. 】 Zhinao replied.
&&&
Although Yi Chu had a strong resistance to being naked and lying on the bed, after he figured out the meaning of purity in Farrell's mouth, he felt ashamed that he wanted to twist a mortal's brain.
After Fu Xiang came to Yi Chu's house with the time worm trapping device he found from the bird star's aircraft, and told Yi Chu that Farrell verbally agreed to Dong Anyu's conditions in order to get this device, this kind of shame The feeling became heavier and heavier.
Fu Xiang looked indifferent: "It sounds so inspirational to fight for the love and peace of the earth."
"But for Farrell, a war madman..."
Fu Xiang patted Yi Chu on the shoulder: "When I came out of the office, he was discussing the feasibility of the third world war with the BOSS, believe me, the BOSS will stop him, although it may not be so easy, but you have to Believe in the experience of the people on Earth, there are many aliens trying to do this every year, but they all fail, you have to have confidence in the people on Earth, we have rich practical experience in dealing with aliens.”
"No, I mean, if it's just to dispel his delusion of trying to conquer the world, it's not difficult."
Fu Xiang's expression suddenly became a little weird: "Use...use your butt?"
Yi Chu's expression became subtle all of a sudden: "No! Use the price."
"Okay..." Fu Xiang said sadly.
"Actually, you don't know Farrell. Of course, I dare not say that I know him very well. But what he loves is not the fact of conquering the world, but a kind of fun. As long as you provide him with greater fun, even if it is A Rubik's Cube, maybe he will be very interested. He is a creature that acts on instinct and is true to himself."
Fu Xiang said thoughtfully: "I see, according to Freud's psychology, it is a creature completely dominated by the 'id', acting in accordance with the 'principle of pleasure', the only requirement is to obtain happiness, the ego Comfort and pleasure, survival and reproduction. Shameless and moral principles. Well, like human infants, egoists through and through.”
"Almost, the only difference is that he doesn't even have the instinct to reproduce." Yi Chu said lowly, his eyes drifting out of the window, "so I don't have any confidence in Farrell. I can't grasp a person who is not bound by rules .”
The door was knocked three times politely, and then opened without warning, revealing Farrell's gentlemanly smile.
"Correction. In my genes, love is also a kind of instinct. And I accept its shackles, and I never intend to break free." Farrell blinked at Yi Chu, "And, you have mastered it me."
"Sounds counterintuitive."
"Is there a time when I'm reasonable?" Farrell asked nonchalantly.
Feeling strongly that he was redundant, Fu Xiang quietly moved to the door, carefully changed his shoes and said, "I should go back, goodbye."
The two people in the room stared at each other without saying goodbye to the guest.
Fu Xiang touched his nose and closed the door.
The aura between lovers is really different, he said to himself.Thinking of the cold face of the BOSS, whose scientific name is abstinence, and the common name is cold, Fu Xiang feels very depressed. Today he has to work overtime again. Being on the night shift at the crematorium is really not a wonderful experience.
&&&
In fact, Yi Chu didn't understand how the time bug left his body. He just followed the "doctor's order" and took off his clothes and lay on the bed. A strange instrument enveloped him, and the light curtain of constantly changing colors was on his body over and over again. Brushed everywhere, every inch of his skin was printed with colorful colors.
It was a very subtle feeling, especially when he knew that Farrell was watching him intently, with academic eyes.
"After catching this time bug, can you go back to claim the throne?" Yi Chu couldn't stand the strange silence and asked.Since Farrell told him why he came to Earth, his mood has been inexplicably depressed.
"Although I'm very interested in the throne, I don't plan to get it by deception. I don't plan to go back until I pluck the thousand crows' feathers." Farrell said lazily while sitting on the sofa, Looking at the open window, the dark clouds blocked the starry sky, but they couldn't stop him from going home, "Actually, I don't have much interest in going back, it's the same anywhere, as long as I'm happy, I don't have your homesickness. "
"But aren't you very interested in the throne?"
"It's just a whim. I've done this kind of thing a lot. If I'm not interested, I'll stop. There's nothing to regret."
Yi Chu felt that a person with obsessive-compulsive disorder who would open a novel, no matter how bad it was, would not be able to understand this impulsive animal. Natural scum is talking about this kind of person, no, Farrell even Humans are neither.
"Okay, go to sleep, when you wake up your timeline will be in line with normal humans. Maybe I will study that cute little thing, good night."
Through the colorful light curtain, Yi Chu saw Farrell's eyes at the moment, patient, comforting, and a gentleness that was incompatible with his nature.
It may be believable, a heretical promise.At least, he wants to try this once, even if he fails, he will not regret it.A life that never takes risks is incomplete, and that's true for Yi Chu.
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