Earth is fragile, handle with care

[About Chicken to Duck]:

Yi Chu: Do you have any ideals?

Fares: Hmm... have you eaten enough?

Yi Chu: It’s not an ideal, it’s just a desire. Creatures with only desires are just beasts, and they can’t be called intelligent creatures at all. Ideals should be something more ambitious, so that you are willing to work hard for it all your life to pursue...

Fares: ...Blowing up celestial bodies?

Yi Chu: ...Let's talk about supper again, how about fried meatballs?

Fares: No problem (*′?`*)

[About TV]:

On this day, journalists were randomly interviewing migrant workers on the street, while Fares and Yi Chu were taking a walk after dinner.

Reporter: Are you a local?

Fares: Obviously, I'm not.

Reporter: Very good, where are you from?

Fares: The Alpha galaxy Dadadilla of the third universe.

Reporter: You are so humorous, may I ask you to come to Earth... No, what is the purpose of City Z?

Fares (bright): Destroy the Earth!

Yi Chu: Sorry Mr. Reporter, he forgot to take his medicine, can you please cut this paragraph?

【The worst thing】:

The big demon king from an alien could control the stiffness of the sponge body between his legs freely, and felt that the longer the better.A certain person on earth tried to correct his misconception that he did not pursue quality but only time, but the alien king quickly proved that his quality was also good.

【Worst Countermeasure】

The earthlings who can't bear it get along with each other with three strategies:

The worst strategy: cut off the part that should be cut off and put it in the bedside table, turn off the light and go to sleep-after 3 minutes, the alien king who is good at mimicry grows out the lost "masculine dignity".

Medium strategy: "This is the last time!"—Although the last time was a bit long, the alien king who kept his promise still painfully followed the promise.

The best policy: "There is no food for you, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow!" - The world is clean.

[About the Incomplete Alien Identification Manual]:

The Alien Agency recently published an "Incomplete Alien Identification Handbook", the following is an excerpt from a certain page:

——The types of aliens that are harmful to the earth:

1. let me go home, mum! ← Oedipus is weak against aliens, but in order to go home and mother may do anything, pay attention: it looks like a rabbit, but it is a bit big.

2. This blue glass planet is so fragile, let me destroy it! ←Medicine cannot stop the second disease of middle school, it is recommended to feed it with delicious food.

3. It looks rich in products, and the species of creatures are also very strange. It looks very valuable←Smuggling lovers, please report to the alien agency in time after seeing it so that you can be arrested and brought to justice.

4. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (Translation: Human flesh is delicious!) ← High-risk species, please purchase the necessities quickly, you are about to start the biohazard mode.

5. The wheat field is a good place, suitable for me to erupt inspiration (wheat production was reduced by 20% that year) ← hopeless artist, don’t just plant wheat at your doorstep, even rice.

6. I bought a lot of starch and ate my own fingers with various flavors suspiciously ← please don’t be afraid, this is a safe variety, please contact the employee surnamed Qin of the Alien Office in H City in time to come to collect the family members.

TBC

[Wrong ways to save money]:

Yi Chu bought two buffet coupons.

That night, in the empty cafeteria, under Yi Chu's glaring gaze, Fares had to modify the memories of every customer and clerk.

【Wrong Landing Location】

Farrell was very interested in the place where the male intelligent creature has a high hairline as soon as it landed on the earth. Under the protest of the brain, he came to a highly acclaimed restaurant for the first time and happily recommended it food.

"What's it called?" Farrell asked Zhinao with interest.

【...Looking up at the starry sky, my lord duke, there is still time to go now. 】

"Shouldn't I try the food here when I come to Food Planet?"

[Well, good luck to you.No, good luck to the planet. 】

Ten minutes later, with a bang, the earth ended its 10 billion years of young life, amen.

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PS: This time it’s really over (*′?｀*), see you all, and wait for my return from an alien investigation~ (no