Rise of the Orcs
001.1 Everything is for making buns
"Damn, why was it robbed again?" Cheng Ze cursed while sitting in front of the computer. This was the third time. He had guarded in front of this treasure chest for three days, but every time someone opened something from the treasure chest, others would preempt it. .Seeing the triumphant person next to him, Cheng Ze felt an urge to snatch it away. It's not that Cheng Ze is a stingy person, it's just that he has been guarding here for three consecutive days, and he was preempted by others in three days Not to mention that the time to give birth to steamed buns is approaching day by day...
"Wait another day, if it doesn't work, I'll snatch you away, I'll make you feel so bad..." Chengze quickly took a screenshot of the information of the character standing next to his game character making a cheering gesture with his mouse movement, and he If he is determined to open the treasure chest again, if he can't open it, he will grab it, even if he is famous, he has to get that thing!Cheng Ze was an out-and-out soldier ruffian when he was in the army, otherwise he would not have been forced to leave the army.
Cheng Ze just saved the information and the phone rang. He glanced at the display on the phone and ignored it.
The game he is playing now has only been open for half a year, and it is the busiest time.There are also a few new servers, but the strongest characters in the old server are here to grab the rank ranking and the best equipment.
At the beginning, Chengze also clicked in by accident, and just got the first batch of registration codes, so he entered the game one step ahead of other players in a daze amidst the envy and complaints of others cursing.But Cheng Ze was not interested in the game at that time, he just came in to watch the excitement, so he chose the character attribute that is said to be able to become an orc in the later stage.
I just didn't expect that the game character looked interesting, but it was the most useless character in the game. After the game was released, less than one-twentieth of the millions of game players chose this attribute.
Those who envied Chengze for getting the registration code cursed again, but this time it was mostly cynicism.
Cheng Ze didn't have much experience at that time, and he was a little choked up knowing that he had chosen such a good character.This character has some druid attributes mixed in, but it mainly highlights the animal transformation. During the early stage of beast transformation, you can almost only fight monsters with much lower levels than it, and the attack power is too weak.
After being talked about a lot, Cheng Zebing's stubbornness was also exposed, so he simply didn't re-create the character, and just practiced and killed monsters day and night with that character that everyone detested.I don't know if it's because there are few people who use his attribute in the game, so there are so few missions. During the early stage of the game's character upgrade, almost all of them relied on Cheng Ze to go to the monster circle to hack back one by one.
During those years when he was a soldier, Cheng Ze didn't learn anything else, but learned to be a hooligan.Chengze has been out of the society for a few years, and he has not learned anything else, so his temper is getting harder and more stubborn.
However, the more monsters were hacked, Cheng Ze also gained experience, and he found that the character he played was actually not that good. Although the early leveling up was particularly tiring and boring, as long as the leveling up after level [-] was all worthless. Fly fast!Probably because the game setting is like this, the difficulties in the early stage were compensated in the later stage, so Cheng Ze quickly climbed to the top ten of the entire server after passing level [-].
Now, no one said that Chengze's game was scum, many people silently cut off their accounts and retrained to play the attribute that Chengze chose.Because the attributes of Chengze's game are really strong in the later stage, he almost never loses in PK.
Seeing that they are about to squeeze into the top three, there is a reward event for old players in the game. Only the top three characters are rewarded, each with a set of top-quality equipment.
How many people are jealous of Chengze for that good equipment is not clear, anyway, Chengze himself is extremely jealous.He must get a set!With this idea, Chengze's actions are fast. The fastest way to level up is to do a task that he can do now, making buns!
The game he played has a special task. After the combination of the player and the player, a child will be born. It takes more than a month to take care of the pregnant woman and give birth to the child, but after more than a month, the player will get a lot of experience and the couple will be alone. A humanoid battle pet with high attack and high defense.Those experiences are enough for Chengze to kill the previous one in a straight line and become No.3 in the proper service area.And now he is here because of that bun.Baozi has been in his wife's belly for almost a month. When it was born, it needs a lot of gems and equipment to fuse attributes. The more gems are equipped, the stronger the attributes of Baozi, and even the experience points they get will be multiplied accordingly. soared.
The best gems in the game are opened in this treasure chest. Cheng Ze has been guarding here for several days, and he dare not even do other things in reality...
The phone next to the computer kept ringing, causing Chengze to frown frequently. Chengze, who had just been robbed of his treasure, was in a bad mood when he picked up the phone, "What are you doing?" The cylinder was extinguished, and Chengze controlled the mouse to make the game characters stand closer to the treasure chest.
"Chengze, what are you doing? Why haven't I seen you recently..." A sweet girl came from the other end of the phone, her voice was still a little coquettish.
"Stay at home and accompany the childbirth." Cheng Ze replied casually.This woman has been with him for half a year, and he already knows what kind of virtue she has.
"Having a baby?" The woman's voice suddenly rose, "You bastard, you actually have a baby with someone else."
"Just say something quickly, I'm busy."
"You bastard, thanks to my old lady who has been with you for so long, you dare to be fucked by me with someone else..."
"What's the matter, I'll hang up if there's nothing wrong." Cheng Ze was a little annoyed by her scolding. He spent a lot of energy and time getting those things this month, but it was much easier than dealing with this woman.
"That Chengze, let me tell you something." The woman on the other end of the phone spoke again, but Chengze frowned immediately, and came, "something happened at my house, my dad dropped his foot when he was on the roof , money is a little tight recently, see if you can..."
"Didn't you just say that your brother was hospitalized with stomach bleeding last time, why did something happen to your father this time?" Cheng Ze asked angrily, if it wasn't for the fact that this woman is more interesting than others in some aspects, he would have already been with her She broke up, and things happened at home several times a month, whether it was father or mother, she was not afraid that her family would really be cursed to death by her.
"It's not that my brother is sick and can't do things, so my dad went there by himself. It's not that you don't know that my family is always virtuous, and likes to make trouble when there is nothing to do—"
"No." Cheng Ze interrupted the woman sharply, hung up the phone with a 'snap', and pulled out the battery after thinking about it.Chengze became more and more angry with that woman's mouthful and immortality. If it wasn't because he had something to do now, he really wanted to slap her mother to death.
Shaking his head, Cheng Ze lit a cigarette for himself.I don't know why I'm so irritable today.
Controlling the game character to the left side of the box, the treasure chest was opened not long ago and there is no movement now, so Cheng Ze took advantage of this time to check the backpack.
It took him a lot of energy and time to collect those things, and they are all in his backpack now.Needless to say, gems and equipment, he also collected a lot of medicines for making buns, supplements for pregnant women, and medicines to prevent illness.There is a reason for the considerable experience in this task. In the game, pregnant buns are also subject to illness and miscarriage just like normal people, so these things are essential.
Moreover, this immoral game is very inhumane and designed all the reactions that pregnant women will have during pregnancy. If they eat the wrong food, the child will fall off, if they don’t pay attention to taking care of the pregnant woman, the child will get sick, and if they don’t feed the pregnant woman in time, the child will fall off. He will fall and suffer from malnutrition, which will cause the child's attributes to be low after birth. In order not to be followed by a malnourished baby with low combat effectiveness in the future, Cheng Ze became a male nanny within a month.
Fortunately, the female player who made an appointment with him to have a baby is also quite professional. Although Cheng Ze was preparing gems and everything, she never made any excessive demands and took good care of the baby in her stomach. .
The child is due to be born in two days, and Cheng Ze counts how many gems are in his backpack next to each other.In order to improve the baby's combat effectiveness, Chengze also spent a lot of money to buy an extra package to hold the gem equipment. It would take some time to count the two packages.
Cheng Ze took the inventory too seriously, and didn't even notice that the soot with sparks fell into the gap between the keyboards.It wasn't until a series of small sparks flashed on the keyboard at hand that Chengze realized that it was just——
"bump--"
At the end of the memory, Chengze only remembered that his computer screen flashed twice, and then suddenly it was a screen exploded with flames splashing.
When he watched the computer explode, he only wanted to hope that the things in the package would not fall out, and then passed out...
When Chengze woke up again, the first feeling he felt was tingling all over his body, as if he had been crushed and reassembled.
"This is...Damn it, it hurts to death." Cheng Ze opened his eyes with difficulty, but in front of him was another scene that was completely unexpected, green grass and earth, the sky between the leaves, blue sky, blue sky and white clouds, beside him It is soft grass, and when the breeze blows, it will drive the grass blades to caress his face, which is very comfortable.Here is a forest.
Cheng Ze struggled to sit up from the ground, but now his whole body was in throbbing pain, the pain made him want to die every time he moved, "Damn, what the hell is this..."
After trying to move a few times, Cheng Ze finally gave up on getting up, and he lay flat on the ground motionless to recover his strength.The grass and leaves under him are green and green, and above the head is the rustling sound of the breeze blowing through the leaves.
The memory before coma flashed through his mind like a film reel, shouldn't he be in the hospital?How could he be thrown into such a deserted place?What's the date today, can the game catch up?If he can't keep up with his gem equipment and his efforts this month, wouldn't it be in vain?
Listening quietly to the rustling wind around, there was not even a trace of mechanical sound.The surroundings are quiet, except for the sound of the wind, there is only the sound of the wind.Is this really a barren mountain?His nerves tensed, it was all so strange!
The army Cheng Ze joined in the past was a new type of special forces. It was an extremely hard job to learn everything and do everything. Sometimes it required long hours of field work and lurking.When he was working outside, he had to lie on the ground without moving for a whole day in order to stick to it, and he had eaten almost everything during his military career—rats, earthworms, and even pupae from the ground were taken out and chewed.
Thinking of this, Cheng Ze felt sick.
Opening his eyes, he carefully looked at everything around him, hoping to find useful information.After being forcibly resigned from the army, Cheng Ze felt a little bit self-defeating, but what he learned in the army was engraved in his bones, and he couldn't forget it at all!
Lying on the ground, Cheng Ze touched his body with his right hand. From his stomach to his face, it was flat and smooth, and there was no wound on his body at all.
what happened?He remembered when the computer exploded and debris flew into his face.Even if he was lucky, those things didn't do anything to him, he shouldn't look like this, at least there are some dust and debris on his body!
Wiping it up with his hand, Cheng Ze was startled suddenly!
what is that?
Cheng Ze jumped up, the pain in his body was rushed to the corner at that moment, what is this?Cheng Ze covered the two thin, warm things on his head with both hands, what the hell is this?
It's fluffy and has a good touch. It's thin and not thick. It's small fan-shaped, a bit like a cat's ear.But this is not what surprised Chengze the most, what surprised him the most was that the thing obviously grew on his head!Because when he touched those two pieces, not only did he feel it in his hands, but he could also feel the feeling of being touched by that thing in his head!
day!
These are the ones that grow on his head—are these cat ears?
Cheng Ze took a deep breath and touched the position under the cat-like ears, where his own ears were originally.After touching that blank space, Cheng Ze felt a little dizzy.His original ears were gone, and replaced by a pair of big cat-like furry ears on top of the ears!
He clearly remembered that he fainted at home, and the burning sensation of the electric current from the computer explosion and the fragments hitting his body before he passed out is still deeply imprinted in his mind, but now he——what happened? ?
"Is anyone there?" Cheng Ze's heart trembled.Because Cheng Ze became cautious, his furry ears on the top of his head also instantly pricked up, as if listening to the sounds around him in response to his master's excitement.Putting down his hands, Cheng Ze began to look around, and it was at this time that Cheng Ze realized that the place where he was standing was covered with blood.Sensing the abnormality, Cheng Ze took a few deep breaths to dispel the uneasiness in his heart, and then shouted in the woods with all his might.
The shouted words echoed in the woods, Cheng Ze waited quietly for a while, but apart from the rustling of leaves rubbing against each other, there was only the sound of his heavy breathing.After the echo, what responded to Chengze was deathly silence.
Cheng Ze told himself that he couldn't mess up his senses now, closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and tried to adjust his body to the usual feeling. Facing this situation, he had to recover his physical strength first, and only when his physical strength recovered would he be able to To think about other things and deal with those emergencies.
"Wait another day, if it doesn't work, I'll snatch you away, I'll make you feel so bad..." Chengze quickly took a screenshot of the information of the character standing next to his game character making a cheering gesture with his mouse movement, and he If he is determined to open the treasure chest again, if he can't open it, he will grab it, even if he is famous, he has to get that thing!Cheng Ze was an out-and-out soldier ruffian when he was in the army, otherwise he would not have been forced to leave the army.
Cheng Ze just saved the information and the phone rang. He glanced at the display on the phone and ignored it.
The game he is playing now has only been open for half a year, and it is the busiest time.There are also a few new servers, but the strongest characters in the old server are here to grab the rank ranking and the best equipment.
At the beginning, Chengze also clicked in by accident, and just got the first batch of registration codes, so he entered the game one step ahead of other players in a daze amidst the envy and complaints of others cursing.But Cheng Ze was not interested in the game at that time, he just came in to watch the excitement, so he chose the character attribute that is said to be able to become an orc in the later stage.
I just didn't expect that the game character looked interesting, but it was the most useless character in the game. After the game was released, less than one-twentieth of the millions of game players chose this attribute.
Those who envied Chengze for getting the registration code cursed again, but this time it was mostly cynicism.
Cheng Ze didn't have much experience at that time, and he was a little choked up knowing that he had chosen such a good character.This character has some druid attributes mixed in, but it mainly highlights the animal transformation. During the early stage of beast transformation, you can almost only fight monsters with much lower levels than it, and the attack power is too weak.
After being talked about a lot, Cheng Zebing's stubbornness was also exposed, so he simply didn't re-create the character, and just practiced and killed monsters day and night with that character that everyone detested.I don't know if it's because there are few people who use his attribute in the game, so there are so few missions. During the early stage of the game's character upgrade, almost all of them relied on Cheng Ze to go to the monster circle to hack back one by one.
During those years when he was a soldier, Cheng Ze didn't learn anything else, but learned to be a hooligan.Chengze has been out of the society for a few years, and he has not learned anything else, so his temper is getting harder and more stubborn.
However, the more monsters were hacked, Cheng Ze also gained experience, and he found that the character he played was actually not that good. Although the early leveling up was particularly tiring and boring, as long as the leveling up after level [-] was all worthless. Fly fast!Probably because the game setting is like this, the difficulties in the early stage were compensated in the later stage, so Cheng Ze quickly climbed to the top ten of the entire server after passing level [-].
Now, no one said that Chengze's game was scum, many people silently cut off their accounts and retrained to play the attribute that Chengze chose.Because the attributes of Chengze's game are really strong in the later stage, he almost never loses in PK.
Seeing that they are about to squeeze into the top three, there is a reward event for old players in the game. Only the top three characters are rewarded, each with a set of top-quality equipment.
How many people are jealous of Chengze for that good equipment is not clear, anyway, Chengze himself is extremely jealous.He must get a set!With this idea, Chengze's actions are fast. The fastest way to level up is to do a task that he can do now, making buns!
The game he played has a special task. After the combination of the player and the player, a child will be born. It takes more than a month to take care of the pregnant woman and give birth to the child, but after more than a month, the player will get a lot of experience and the couple will be alone. A humanoid battle pet with high attack and high defense.Those experiences are enough for Chengze to kill the previous one in a straight line and become No.3 in the proper service area.And now he is here because of that bun.Baozi has been in his wife's belly for almost a month. When it was born, it needs a lot of gems and equipment to fuse attributes. The more gems are equipped, the stronger the attributes of Baozi, and even the experience points they get will be multiplied accordingly. soared.
The best gems in the game are opened in this treasure chest. Cheng Ze has been guarding here for several days, and he dare not even do other things in reality...
The phone next to the computer kept ringing, causing Chengze to frown frequently. Chengze, who had just been robbed of his treasure, was in a bad mood when he picked up the phone, "What are you doing?" The cylinder was extinguished, and Chengze controlled the mouse to make the game characters stand closer to the treasure chest.
"Chengze, what are you doing? Why haven't I seen you recently..." A sweet girl came from the other end of the phone, her voice was still a little coquettish.
"Stay at home and accompany the childbirth." Cheng Ze replied casually.This woman has been with him for half a year, and he already knows what kind of virtue she has.
"Having a baby?" The woman's voice suddenly rose, "You bastard, you actually have a baby with someone else."
"Just say something quickly, I'm busy."
"You bastard, thanks to my old lady who has been with you for so long, you dare to be fucked by me with someone else..."
"What's the matter, I'll hang up if there's nothing wrong." Cheng Ze was a little annoyed by her scolding. He spent a lot of energy and time getting those things this month, but it was much easier than dealing with this woman.
"That Chengze, let me tell you something." The woman on the other end of the phone spoke again, but Chengze frowned immediately, and came, "something happened at my house, my dad dropped his foot when he was on the roof , money is a little tight recently, see if you can..."
"Didn't you just say that your brother was hospitalized with stomach bleeding last time, why did something happen to your father this time?" Cheng Ze asked angrily, if it wasn't for the fact that this woman is more interesting than others in some aspects, he would have already been with her She broke up, and things happened at home several times a month, whether it was father or mother, she was not afraid that her family would really be cursed to death by her.
"It's not that my brother is sick and can't do things, so my dad went there by himself. It's not that you don't know that my family is always virtuous, and likes to make trouble when there is nothing to do—"
"No." Cheng Ze interrupted the woman sharply, hung up the phone with a 'snap', and pulled out the battery after thinking about it.Chengze became more and more angry with that woman's mouthful and immortality. If it wasn't because he had something to do now, he really wanted to slap her mother to death.
Shaking his head, Cheng Ze lit a cigarette for himself.I don't know why I'm so irritable today.
Controlling the game character to the left side of the box, the treasure chest was opened not long ago and there is no movement now, so Cheng Ze took advantage of this time to check the backpack.
It took him a lot of energy and time to collect those things, and they are all in his backpack now.Needless to say, gems and equipment, he also collected a lot of medicines for making buns, supplements for pregnant women, and medicines to prevent illness.There is a reason for the considerable experience in this task. In the game, pregnant buns are also subject to illness and miscarriage just like normal people, so these things are essential.
Moreover, this immoral game is very inhumane and designed all the reactions that pregnant women will have during pregnancy. If they eat the wrong food, the child will fall off, if they don’t pay attention to taking care of the pregnant woman, the child will get sick, and if they don’t feed the pregnant woman in time, the child will fall off. He will fall and suffer from malnutrition, which will cause the child's attributes to be low after birth. In order not to be followed by a malnourished baby with low combat effectiveness in the future, Cheng Ze became a male nanny within a month.
Fortunately, the female player who made an appointment with him to have a baby is also quite professional. Although Cheng Ze was preparing gems and everything, she never made any excessive demands and took good care of the baby in her stomach. .
The child is due to be born in two days, and Cheng Ze counts how many gems are in his backpack next to each other.In order to improve the baby's combat effectiveness, Chengze also spent a lot of money to buy an extra package to hold the gem equipment. It would take some time to count the two packages.
Cheng Ze took the inventory too seriously, and didn't even notice that the soot with sparks fell into the gap between the keyboards.It wasn't until a series of small sparks flashed on the keyboard at hand that Chengze realized that it was just——
"bump--"
At the end of the memory, Chengze only remembered that his computer screen flashed twice, and then suddenly it was a screen exploded with flames splashing.
When he watched the computer explode, he only wanted to hope that the things in the package would not fall out, and then passed out...
When Chengze woke up again, the first feeling he felt was tingling all over his body, as if he had been crushed and reassembled.
"This is...Damn it, it hurts to death." Cheng Ze opened his eyes with difficulty, but in front of him was another scene that was completely unexpected, green grass and earth, the sky between the leaves, blue sky, blue sky and white clouds, beside him It is soft grass, and when the breeze blows, it will drive the grass blades to caress his face, which is very comfortable.Here is a forest.
Cheng Ze struggled to sit up from the ground, but now his whole body was in throbbing pain, the pain made him want to die every time he moved, "Damn, what the hell is this..."
After trying to move a few times, Cheng Ze finally gave up on getting up, and he lay flat on the ground motionless to recover his strength.The grass and leaves under him are green and green, and above the head is the rustling sound of the breeze blowing through the leaves.
The memory before coma flashed through his mind like a film reel, shouldn't he be in the hospital?How could he be thrown into such a deserted place?What's the date today, can the game catch up?If he can't keep up with his gem equipment and his efforts this month, wouldn't it be in vain?
Listening quietly to the rustling wind around, there was not even a trace of mechanical sound.The surroundings are quiet, except for the sound of the wind, there is only the sound of the wind.Is this really a barren mountain?His nerves tensed, it was all so strange!
The army Cheng Ze joined in the past was a new type of special forces. It was an extremely hard job to learn everything and do everything. Sometimes it required long hours of field work and lurking.When he was working outside, he had to lie on the ground without moving for a whole day in order to stick to it, and he had eaten almost everything during his military career—rats, earthworms, and even pupae from the ground were taken out and chewed.
Thinking of this, Cheng Ze felt sick.
Opening his eyes, he carefully looked at everything around him, hoping to find useful information.After being forcibly resigned from the army, Cheng Ze felt a little bit self-defeating, but what he learned in the army was engraved in his bones, and he couldn't forget it at all!
Lying on the ground, Cheng Ze touched his body with his right hand. From his stomach to his face, it was flat and smooth, and there was no wound on his body at all.
what happened?He remembered when the computer exploded and debris flew into his face.Even if he was lucky, those things didn't do anything to him, he shouldn't look like this, at least there are some dust and debris on his body!
Wiping it up with his hand, Cheng Ze was startled suddenly!
what is that?
Cheng Ze jumped up, the pain in his body was rushed to the corner at that moment, what is this?Cheng Ze covered the two thin, warm things on his head with both hands, what the hell is this?
It's fluffy and has a good touch. It's thin and not thick. It's small fan-shaped, a bit like a cat's ear.But this is not what surprised Chengze the most, what surprised him the most was that the thing obviously grew on his head!Because when he touched those two pieces, not only did he feel it in his hands, but he could also feel the feeling of being touched by that thing in his head!
day!
These are the ones that grow on his head—are these cat ears?
Cheng Ze took a deep breath and touched the position under the cat-like ears, where his own ears were originally.After touching that blank space, Cheng Ze felt a little dizzy.His original ears were gone, and replaced by a pair of big cat-like furry ears on top of the ears!
He clearly remembered that he fainted at home, and the burning sensation of the electric current from the computer explosion and the fragments hitting his body before he passed out is still deeply imprinted in his mind, but now he——what happened? ?
"Is anyone there?" Cheng Ze's heart trembled.Because Cheng Ze became cautious, his furry ears on the top of his head also instantly pricked up, as if listening to the sounds around him in response to his master's excitement.Putting down his hands, Cheng Ze began to look around, and it was at this time that Cheng Ze realized that the place where he was standing was covered with blood.Sensing the abnormality, Cheng Ze took a few deep breaths to dispel the uneasiness in his heart, and then shouted in the woods with all his might.
The shouted words echoed in the woods, Cheng Ze waited quietly for a while, but apart from the rustling of leaves rubbing against each other, there was only the sound of his heavy breathing.After the echo, what responded to Chengze was deathly silence.
Cheng Ze told himself that he couldn't mess up his senses now, closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and tried to adjust his body to the usual feeling. Facing this situation, he had to recover his physical strength first, and only when his physical strength recovered would he be able to To think about other things and deal with those emergencies.
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