fairy days

Zhu He was frightened by Zhiqu's yelling.

He watched Zhu He fall from mid-air, and fell into the mud.Zhiqu is a warm-hearted person, so he ran over in two or three steps, dragged Junior Brother He up from the ground, held Heidou'er in one hand, and dragged Red Crane in the other, followed Luo Shuixian into the house.

Zhiqu couldn't care less about grooming, he thought he had an inescapable responsibility for Master's lifelong affairs, and asked repeatedly, "Master, you don't really like Luo Fairy, do you?"

Hearing this, Zhu He immediately lost his footing and staggered again.Zhiqu had no choice but to put the irritating red crane on the chair first, and found a chair to sit on himself, panting, "Master, you can't be so ignorant of people, even if the master is angry, the disciple has to remind you .”

Luo Shuixian wanted to cut off Zhiqu's tongue, and said coldly, "Shut up."

"I'm not closed." Zhiqu said with sufficient reasons, "Master, your marriage is not a trivial matter. The ones who are directly affected are Zhu He and I, and the ones who are indirectly affected are my family's Heidouer. We are closely related to our lives, and Master should always tell us about emotion and reason.”

As he said that, Zhiqu complained again, "At first, Master told me personally that you didn't mean to practice double cultivation with others. Now, I woke up early in the morning and secretly kissed Fairy Luo outside. It’s strange that I didn’t hear Master’s voice before he woke up, so it turned out that he was out to steal something.”

It's really hard for Zhiqu to ask about Luo Shuixian's personal relationship with such a shy and righteous face.As for the kissing thing, it was completely a matter of dislocation.Zhiqu stood behind Luo Shuixian, Luo Yao was not a bit of a woman despite her handsome description.On the contrary, Luo Yao is tall and burly, with a standard nine-headed body, and looks slightly taller than Luo Shuixian. When Luo Yao pinches Luo Shuixian's chin and forces him to lift up, the two interact with each other like a kiss.

As a result, Zhiqu had a great misunderstanding, and then Zhiqu's brain, which is different from ordinary people, directly imagined the countless unspeakable adulterous feelings between Luo Narcissus and Luo Yao...

Zhiqu consciously grasped the principle of heaven, so he boldly asked each other.

Luo Shuixian regretted it in her heart, why didn't I accept a dumb student as a student?At least quiet.

Seeing that Luo Shuixian was silent, Zhiqu automatically understood that this was a sign of Luo Shuixian's guilty conscience.Zhiqu felt more reasonable, and said loudly, "Master, even if you ignore the fact that Fairy Luo ate my tofu repeatedly, you should think about it for Junior Brother He. You didn't realize that Junior Brother He has a deep love for Fairy Luo. Yet?"

Zhu He almost sprayed old blood all over the ground, not caring about his weak legs and feet, Zhu He was furious immediately, "Wu Zhiqu, what nonsense are you talking about?"

Zhiqu ignored Zhu He and only looked at Luo Shuixian, "Look, Junior Brother Crane is so annoyed that I said something central to him, he even stopped calling Senior Brother."

In fact, Zhiqu is fortunate that the white crane is the bird that cares about face the most. Because of its fairy appearance, it pays special attention to its decent status.Otherwise, if it was someone with a bad temper like Ling Huo Niao'er, he would have swallowed his knowledge in one gulp.

Zhu He was so angry that he was dying, and Zhiqu said to Luo Shuixian earnestly, "Master, what's so good about a Luo goblin? As the saying goes, master and student are like father and son, and dual cultivation is like clothes. How long have we, master and student, father and son lived in Narcissus Valley?" Well, a family of three generations live together, the father is kind and the son is filial, and they enjoy themselves harmoniously, we must not turn against Luo Fairy just because of Luo Fairy."

"I'm not particularly concerned about Master's lifelong affairs, but this matter is related to the future of our master and apprentice father and son, so we must be careful." Zhiqu said to Luo Shuixian with a solemn and thoughtful face, "Master, I'm not saying that Fairy Luo has a bad character. Master, think about it, if he was really good, he wouldn't have provoked Junior Brother He first, then took away my little black bean and ravaged me for many days, and then kissed and loved me He hooked me up, but fortunately, I am firm and I must not fall into his trap." Zhiqu first confessed his intentions, and finally persuaded Luo Shuixian full of worries, "Now, he is turning back again. Come here to have a private meeting with Master in the morning, and you can know the character of this man just by seeing him hooking up with the three of us, Master and Disciple."

"Master, even if you want to practice dual cultivation, you can't just find such a person because you are thin-skinned." Zhiqu sighed again, "If Master agrees, I am willing to recruit relatives on behalf of Master. Most of the female cultivators admire Master. If Master likes male cultivators, that Luo goblin will look better on the outside, but in terms of spiritual beauty, he is not as good as me. Master must not be mistaken for evil people."

Luo Shuixian is not good at words, so he just said, "I said, I have no intention of cultivating with others. Wu Zhiqu, you can shut up!" To this day, Luo Shuixian thinks that Mrs. Muxian has given Zhiqu a fright. This name is really apt.Wu Zhiqu, Wu Zhiqu, I really don't know the fun.

No plans to double repair?

Then why are you kissing and hooking up with others?If the two of you hadn't had an affair, would Goblin Luo disappear as soon as he saw me?With a guilty conscience like that, you still say there is no adultery?

Zhiqu just read half of the misplaced and misunderstood version, and this person is the best at brainstorming, he only wants to believe what he believes.Hearing Luo Shuixian's words, Zhiqu suddenly showed shock, and looked at Luo Shuixian in disbelief, "Could it be that Master is willing to hook up with Luo Fairy like this, with no name and no role, to be a wild mandarin duck."

Luo Shuixian couldn't bear it anymore, and said angrily, "Is there something wrong with your head? You read it wrong today, I have nothing to do with Luo Yao! Did you hear me!"

Luo Narcissus usually looks indifferent and fairy-like, but now he is hysterical, and Zhiqu is a little scared, so he said quickly, "I know, I know, Master, you should remember what you said. Even if you want to To find a teacher wife for us, you have to keep your eyes open to see the character clearly, so that we can double cultivate."

Luo Shuixian snorted coldly and ignored Zhiqu.

Zhiqu glanced at Zhu He and asked Luo Shuixian, "Master, what should we do about Zhu He and Luo Fairy? Instead of seeing that Junior Brother He has a deep affection for Luo Fairy, why don't we recruit relatives for Junior Brother He. When there is a newcomer , Junior Brother Luo will naturally forget Fairy Luo.

Luo Shuixian really didn't have the strength to get angry with Zhiqu, he sighed, trying to put some normal knowledge into Zhiqu's head, "Zhiqu, don't think wildly, Zhu He doesn't..."

Before Luo Shuixian finished speaking, Zhiqu had already said, "I know, I know, Brother He actually doesn't have the slightest interest in Luo Fairy, does he?" Your explanation is just a cover-up.

Zhu He said angrily, "It didn't exist!"

"Yes, yes, no." Zhiqu comforted Zhu He with a good temper, with a considerate smile on his face, he wished he could rub his chest to comfort Zhu He, "I know, there is nothing, You and Fairy Luo are innocent, right?"

Zhu He simply didn't know how to answer Zhiqu, so he simply snorted coldly and stopped talking.

Don't look at Zhiqu's lack of proficiency in cultivation and his lack of talent.But on the way of love, Zhiqu thinks that he, who used to be a mortal, must be better at love than those idiots in the cultivation world who are dedicated to cultivating immortals.

Thinking about love, there are some gods and ghosts who can't understand it. Otherwise, the seven fairies would not be able to look at Dong Yong lamely, and the white lady would not repay her kindness and report to the Leifeng Pagoda.Great gods will stumble, let alone Luo Shuixian and Zhu He?Both of them are extremely face-saving temperaments, but they have an affair with the same man. Due to the relationship between master and apprentice and lovers, some love-hate relationship is inevitable. How can he persuade them in a short while? It's open?

Thinking about it this way, Zhiqu had no choice but to put the matter aside for the time being, so he didn't bring it up again, but asked with a smile, "Master, in the morning, I will cook Linggu porridge and cut some pickles for Master to serve with dinner, okay?"

Luo Shuixian couldn't wait to get rid of Zhiqu's distinctive head, and nodded casually, "You can figure it out."

"Junior Brother, I'll fry small fish for you, okay?"

It has to be said that Zhu He and Luo Shuixian have lived together for many years, and at the critical moment, the two of them connected with each other, "Thank you, brother."

Zhiqu went out to prepare breakfast with Heidouer in his arms, and chatted with Heidouer as soon as he was out the door, "Douer, what do you call a dead duck with a hard mouth, did you see it? It's just a Luo goblin, and you will make trouble with your master and uncle." I'm at odds with my heart."

"Well, since ancient times, beautiful women have been a disaster. In the world of cultivation, beautiful men are also great. You can't do this in the future. Even if you fall in love with a little beauty, you have to talk to your father and me first. Just say it, you are not allowed to make a private appointment for life. You are not allowed to marry a daughter-in-law and forget your father, do you hear me?" Accompanied by Zhiqu's words, Heidouer let out a burst of cheering "quack quack quack".

Luo Shuixian and Zhu He have profound Taoism, how could they not hear interesting words.Both master and apprentice felt powerless, Zhu He couldn't laugh or cry, and sighed, "Master, alas, brother, he is really..." After thinking for a long time, there was no suitable word to properly describe Zhiqu's weird character.

Luo Shuixian said with a poisonous tongue, "Heaven and earth are born with people, there are always several different species." In Luo Shuixian's view, Zhiqu is definitely a different species among different species.After a short pause, Luo Shuixian said to Zhu He, "After breakfast, Uncle Luo Yaoshi will reshape Zhu Yu's body, you follow along, it will always be beneficial."

Speaking of Luo Yao, Zhu He always felt a little uncomfortable.However, as Luo Shuixian said, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.What's more, he has already transformed at this moment, Luo Yao can't do anything to him anymore, Zhu He agreed with a little gratitude.

Knowing the chaotic and complicated love relationship between Zhu He, Luo Shuixian, and Luo Yao, Zhiqu is not uncomfortable with Luo Yao now.

Luo Yao was watching Zhiqu cooking, and the Linggu porridge was already cooked.Then, Zhiqu washed out a few big fish, scraped off the scales and removed the gills, and chopped them into fine fish mud. He also took out some wild boar meat, chopped it finely and mixed it with finely ground spirit grain powder and wild spirit mushrooms. , seasoned with the old soup, one by one into a thumb-sized dumpling, put in a jade box.

Luo Yao fished out the jerky from Zhiqu's storage bag, ate a piece for himself, and then fed a piece for the black beans. One person and one bird ate with great joy.

"Heitan, your craftsmanship is quite good." Luo Yao said, smelling Gu Xiang.

Zhiqu didn't look at the fickle Luo Fairy, she saw that the fish balls were arranged in a shallow layer, and immediately added another layer of drawers, kneaded new balls, and then put them up one by one.Hearing Luo Goblin's words, Zhiqu pursed his lips and smiled, "That's right. I'll cook what Master Uncle eats for breakfast."

Luo Yao said, "I don't care if I eat breakfast or not."

"Then let's eat it. Otherwise, we will all eat it, and the uncle will not eat it. It will make us greedy." Zhiqu placed several trays of fish balls, and finally closed the lid and tied it with jade reed grass. Said, "Dou'er, take it out and freeze it."

Heidouer rattled twice, opened his mouth directly, spewed out a pile of ice slag and buried the jade box full of fish balls.Zhiqu was taken aback. Surprised and delighted, he walked around Heidou'er for half a circle, touched Heidou'er's bald head, and sighed, "Oh, son, you are really talented. When did you grow such a big one?" What is it? It’s amazing. Hahaha, you really deserve to be my son, Wu Zhiqu.”

Luo Yao was really upset when he heard that, he reached out to take the jerky and threw it away.Zhiqu was smashed, looked back at Luo Yao, and then remembered, it seems that Heidou'er has nothing to do with him for three years, and he learned from Zhu He to become bigger and smaller, otherwise he would not even be qualified as a mount.Living with Luo Yao in Liuhua Peak for more than half a year, he was able to spit out ice cubes, Zhiqu was overjoyed, and quickly saluted Luo Yao, "Thank you, Master Uncle, for teaching Heidou'er to practice, I really trouble Master Uncle. "

Luo Yao still had the same lazy look, and when he heard Zhiqu thanking him, he showed some satisfaction, and said modestly, "What's the matter? Heidou'er is originally a Jackdaw attribute, and now it's just a little bit of cool air. When he grows up in the future, it is absolutely fine to open his mouth and freeze a mountain."

Zhiqu was even happier, and couldn't help hugging Heidou'er's bald head and kissed him hard, praising, "My son is capable!" Heidouer yelled triumphantly.

Then Zhiqu asked Luo Yao humbly, "Master Uncle, according to your opinion, when will my Heidouer become a phoenix?"

Luo Yao was as calm as Luo Narcissus, and said a classic sentence, "Just wait for the next life."