fairy days

Heidou'er was bullied by Kong Bai, and finally, aggrieved, threw himself into Zhiqu's arms to complain and beg for comfort. As for the content of the complaint, if Zhiqu hadn't stopped him, Kong Bai would have pulled Heidou'er's hair.

Heidouer is a straightforward guy, although he is a bit lecherous, but he told his father that Kong Bai is his future daughter-in-law, and he has just opened his mind, and he feels that there is nothing wrong with kissing his wife.As a result, Kong Bai twisted and swollen his ass, and Heidouer couldn't beat Kong Bai, so he was so sad, so he asked his Zhiqu father to complain about Kong Bai's domestic violence.

Zhiqu was originally very angry that Heidou had a daughter-in-law and forgot about her father, but when he saw that Heidou was full of enthusiasm but suffered domestic violence, he suddenly lost his mind, rubbed Heidou's butt, and glanced at Kong Bai's vicious little face Hei Douer, who knows the current affairs, persuaded Heidouer, "You and Xiaobai are not married yet. Now let's let you fall in love and cultivate mutual affection. She is not your wife. Heidouer, you have to be more reserved. Woolen cloth."

Heidouer howled, and Zhiqu hurriedly said a good word of comfort, Heidouer reluctantly glanced at the plane tree, asked Zhiqu for food, and prepared to overeat to heal his condition hurt.Zhiqu stroked Heidou'er's beautiful feathers and shouted, "Xiaobai, since you don't practice anymore, come down to eat, I made your favorite lion head."

Kong Bai didn't know what to do anymore, he jumped off the tree, took some time to stare fiercely at Heidou'er who was hugged by Zhiqu, and went to the kitchen with Zhiqu.

Zhiqu set up a new table, put another plate of croquettes from the storage bag on the table, another small jade pot was simmering the lion's head, and Zhiqu fried a small mushroom, served three bowls Linggu rice, take Kong Bai and Heidouer to eat together.

When eating, Zhiqu sat in the middle, with Kong Bai and Heidouer on the left and right.Zhiqu thought happily, his son and daughter-in-law are all here, and after a few hundred years, they will be waiting to hold their grandson, so he couldn't help but say to Kong Bai, "Xiaobai, Heidouer is a girl's house. As a man, you treat the girl well." Be gentle, how can you pinch other girls' asses at every turn. This is not the demeanor that a man should have."

Heidou rattled twice to express his agreement, seeing that Kong Bai was about to breathe fire, Zhiqu hurriedly put a ball in Heidou'er's mouth to plug Heidouer's mouth.Unexpectedly, when Kong Bai saw him, his face became even more ugly, he gave Zhiqu a glare, and ordered some meatballs with his small pointed chin, Zhiqu is such an astute person, immediately knew that Kong Bai was jealous, so he hurriedly picked one for Kong Bai as well.

Kong Bai's expression softened slightly, he first put a lion's head in a small jade bowl for him when he saw Zhiqu, and felt a little sullen in his heart.Taking the jade bowl, he pointed out to Zhiqu with a childlike and arrogant face, "Rogue Qu, you should also open your eyes wide to see that the dead Heidou is not a girl, it is clearly a male. Look at him so stupid, even if The future transformation is also male!"

Zhiqu's blow was almost like a bolt from the blue, and he almost snatched his head into the jade soup pot with the lion's head on the table.

Kong Bai proudly glanced at the bewildered Heidou, happily picked up the lion's head and ate it.

Heidou'er doesn't know what's going on, as for men and women, of course he hopes to turn into a man like Zhiqu's father, isn't that a good thing?I really don't understand Daddy Zhiqu, could it be that I heard that he is a boy, I am so happy that I am going to faint!

It must be so!

After making some reasonable inferences in his underdeveloped brain, Heidou'er happily squeaked and began to eat happily.

Those who know me say that I am worried.

Zhiqu glanced at Kong Bai, who was taking pleasure in others' misfortune, and then at Heidouer, who was so absorbed in eating that he seemed to be reincarnated from a starving ghost.

Picking up a few grains of spiritual grain rice, knowing the taste but not knowing the taste, at the end he sighed, "The men in Yigu are all bachelors, what should we do in the long run?"

Kong Bai's little face was bulging, and he only comforted Zhiqu after he swallowed the food in his mouth, "Don't worry, Hooligan Qu, if you like girls, I think the little golden snake might be a female."

"Really?" Zhiqu asked with bright eyes.

"Look at its shameless clinginess, how can a man be like that." Kong Bai completely deduced, he is familiar with birds, how could he know how a boa constrictor can distinguish between male and female.

Zhiqu was even more disappointed, thinking that Zhu Yuduoshe's little golden python, how could it be a woman?

"It seems that I have to go to Sifang Realm in the future." Zhiqu said.

Kong Bai said, "Where are you going? The Sifang realm is great."

"Where there are many beautiful birds, go there." Zhiqu took a sip of the soup in a melancholy manner, "Seeing that you and Heidou'er have grown up, Junior Brother He is now retreating, and you have to think about getting married and having children in the future. See Master It doesn't look like I will take care of your marriage affairs, so I don't have to worry about it."

Kong Bai stopped talking.

Hooligans have thought about it for a long time.

Their monster race is not as useless as the human race. As long as they open their spiritual apertures and practice transformation, they can live for thousands of years.It's not easy to get married after such a long time.

Suddenly thinking of Rogue Qu with a mortal body, Kong Bai said, "Rogue Qu, you should hurry up and practice. I heard that people who build foundations can only live for 300 years."

Zhiqu said, "What's the rush? I have 300 years to live."

Seeing that Hooligan Qu didn't appreciate his good intentions at all, Kong Bai rolled his eyes and said, "If there's no need to rush, why would that ice cube face send his idiot apprentice here?"

You know, monks are very powerful.

Among other things, at least Lingbi could hear Kong Bai's unscrupulous words in the kitchen, even though he was not deaf.So, the real person who was eating in Luo Shuixian's room stopped his chopsticks and looked at Luo Shuixian dumbfounded.Naturally, Luo Shuixian also heard it, and said, "Call him Xiao Baimao." It means that if you scold him back, it will be evened out.

Master Lingbi can have a Nascent Soul cultivation base, so he naturally has the heart of a Nascent Soul, so he doesn't care about it. He just thinks that Luo Shuixian's nest of spirit birds are all tall with sharp mouths and sharp claws. worry about it.

When Zhu Mu came, Zhiqu went to the shop to check the business, but he was not in Narcissus Valley.

Zhu Mu came alone.

They are both over 200 years old and have been weaned for many years. With this little distance, they will not have to be sent off by the master.

Zhu Mu's appearance and temperament were somewhat similar to that of Master Lingbi, so many years later, even though he couldn't prove it, Zhiqu insisted that Zhu Mu was actually Lingbi's illegitimate son or something.

But compared to Lingbi's really cold and powerful aura, Zhu Mu is obviously not enough. The coldness is cold, and there is a bit of gloom in the coldness.Thinking about it, he was originally a genius, but he was stuck on the golden core. Zhu Mu's psychological quality is not bad just because he is gloomy.

In the absence of knowledge, Zhu Mu paid a visit to Luo Shuixian, picked a room by himself, tidied it up, and then closed the door and meditated, as if he didn't care about everything.

Kong Bai practiced on the tree until Zhiqu came back with Heidouer in the evening. Kong Bai sat on the tree, dangling his legs, and when Zhiqu passed under the plane tree, he called out, "Rogue Qu."

Zhiqu raised his head, Kong Bai jumped down, Zhiqu always loves children, afraid that Kong Bai would fall, so he reached out to catch him, Kong Bai landed firmly in Zhiqu's arms.

Of course, Kong Bai, a duplicitous fellow, stayed for only a short while, then hurriedly pushed Zhiqu’s hand away, jumped to the ground by himself, and repeatedly emphasized, “It’s a good thing you avoided it cleverly, or I’d have to Step on your head, hooligan."

The corners of Zhiqu's lips twitched, "Thank you for not stepping on my head."

"It's nothing." Kong Bai looked magnanimous, his arms became longer, he flicked Heidou'er's butt, and asked Zhiqu, "Did you earn Lingshi?"

Zhiqu couldn't help raising his eyebrows, slightly surprised, "How do you know?"

Looking at your happy money fan, you can guess it too.Of course, Kong Bai would not say anything, the more he asked, the more Kong Bai pretended to be B, and he just raised his face slightly and pretended to be inscrutable.

After pretending to be unfathomable for a while, Kong Bai grumbled and said, "I want to eat crabmeat dumplings tonight."

"Didn't you just eat it in the morning? You don't eat that at three o'clock every day."

"You didn't come back at noon." After thinking for a while, Kong Bai retreated to the next best thing, "Then eat grilled fish, you haven't done it for a long time."

"Well, you and Heidou'er go to the river to catch fish."

Kong Bai pinched Heidou'er's buttocks, took the quacking Heidou'er into his hand, and went to catch the fish.

In the evening, Luo Yao came to eat again.

Most birds have a soft spot for fish, and even Luo Yao likes Zhiqu's grilled fish.Luo Shuixian is not like those mushroom cultivators that Zhiqu heard about in his previous life. Of course, even Kong Bai almost bit off his tongue when Zhiqu roasted fresh mushrooms.

Zhiqu waved a small brush for brushing balsamic ingredients, and proudly introduced, "This is a second-grade white jade mushroom. It costs 100 yuan a catty of low-grade spirit stones on the market. If you eat it in a restaurant outside, you need 200 yuan for low-grade spirit stones to eat. Get a small plate as big as a palm." Zhiqu privately planted half an acre in a sapphire bowl, and he could eat whatever he wanted.

Heidouer also likes it very much, but he only has a beak, so he is not as good at eating as the transformed Kong Bai, seeing all the delicious food go into Kongbai's stomach, Heidouer doesn't talk about beauty now Son, he let out a low squawk, and sprayed a mouthful of saliva on the white jade mushroom baked by Zhiqu.

Kong Bai grabbed Heidou'er and beat him, Heidou'er pecked hard on the back of Kong Bai's hand, and after breaking away from Kong Bai's hand, he flew all over the yard, Zhiqu quickly tried to persuade him, "Hey, there are many more." Heidou'er You're making a fool of yourself again.

Luo Yao pulled Zhiqu's hand and pointed to the grill, "Keep grilling, ignore them." He hasn't had enough of it yet.

As long as the barbecue is hot, it tastes good. I serve the people wholeheartedly. I haven't eaten my own fart, and I am very hungry. I ordered Luo Yao, "Feed me a skewer."

As far as knowledge is concerned, apart from good cooking skills, in Luo Yao's opinion, there is really nothing to redeem.However, looking at the people in this room, except for those who are knowledgeable and willing to cook, the rest would rather starve to death than know how to cook.

One trick, eat all over the world.

Zhiqu has this special skill, so Luo Yao has no choice but to condescend and feed Zhiqu a bunch of roasted honey-glazed veal.Luo Shuixian poured half a glass of peach wine, took a sip, and roasted a large plate of white jade mushrooms, ignoring Kong Bai and Heidou who were fighting, and took a piece of On a skewer, he elegantly picked a white jade mushroom full of spirit, with a satisfied look on his face.

Seeing the appearance of Luo Shuixian, Zhiqu snickered in his stomach: Thinking of Luo Shuixian in the elixir garden in the first place with a tortoise called Chunjie, a poisonous tongue and a scent, and when he was so full of smoke and fire.

The stars are all over the sky, twinkling and twinkling, shining brightly.

The few people here are having fun, and Zhu Mu, who is meditating in closed room, has been quarreled almost to the point of madness. However, this place is not Lingbi Peak, and he even got to Narcissus Valley through the face of Master Lingbi. .

Zhu Mu thought that Ren would be calm for a while, but he didn't know that Ren was a knife on his head. Zhu Mu was very sad to be stabbed by the knife, so he opened the door, ready to breathe.In the open space not far away, the charming Luo Yao and the indifferent Luo Shuixian laughed and chatted with each other in the past. They set up barbecue household items and kept brushing the meat skewers with fatty fish, white jade mushrooms, and purple potatoes. Mixed spices, honey, green fruit oil, Kongbai and black beans on the top of the head have not yet decided the winner, and bursts of mouth-watering aromas hit the air.

For a moment, Zhu Mu forgot the irritability in his heart, and his stomach growled.