The villain wants to brush the favorability

It is said that after the BOSS and the Fuwa are sweet and sweet, after you and I ascended to the fairyland, the first thing they saw was not the misty fairy palace Qiongtai, but... the beautiful, lovely, pure and kind-hearted Ah Yue!

——BOSS&Fuwa: Who is this, smiling so silly and sweetly? !

——A Yue: QAQ Is this a compliment or a contempt?

Cough~ All in all, all in all, my good sons have to obediently answer a hundred questions that are very, very, modest, and fucked up → this is the goodwill of the big universe and the welfare of my mother, don’t refuse ╭（╯^╰ ) ╮

(The specific questions are below and do not account for the number of text)

The author has something to say:

1. Ah Yue (serious face): What are your names?

BOSS: Mo Chengyuan

Fuwa: Jiang Haochuan... By the way, why is your attitude like a police uncle trying to extract a confession? !

Ah Yue (just straight): You just treat me like a police uncle╭(╯^╰)╮

BOSS (chunliang smile): We will fully cooperate with you.

Ah Yue: Ah Choe...why do you feel the chill behind your back?Forget it, just keep asking questions~

【The audience outside the venue is watching the live broadcast】

Reverend Daoxuan (with a pitiful face): Tragedy often starts with a "choo"...

Er Bao (shakes his head and sighs): The flags are all up and you still don’t pay attention, there’s nothing you can do!

Wei Wuhui (smiling): I like to see Venerable Mo's innocent smile the most! [Madam Mo's eye knife breaks through the sky and shoots over]

Ah Yue: Ah Choo!Ah Choo!Ah Choo!

Everyone: ╮(╯_╰)╭

2 Ah Yue rubbed her nose and continued to ask: What are your ages?

BOSS (smiling): Adding up the years before and after the seizure, I should be seven or eight hundred years old.

Ah Yue: @＿@

Fuwa: My age...is about a hundred years old, I don’t care about the specifics, but it’s much younger than my family’s Qinghe~

Ah Yue: This is old age + seniority gap love@＿@

The boss smiled without saying a word.

Fuwa: Cut~ You can tell us if you envy us!

Ah Yue... just smiled and said nothing.

3 gender is?Ah Yue: Nonsense, nonsense.

4 What is your personality like?

BOSS (thought seriously): Gentle and considerate, honest and pure.

Ah Yue: ... (Is this the setting of the ultimate villain boss? It's so wrong!)

Fuwa (speaking confidently): Bravery, loyalty, integrity, benevolence...it is absolutely right to put all the good words to describe the protagonist on me!

Ah Yue: ... (Is this the setting of a playful and lecherous stallion? It's completely wrong!) [Roaring] Is it difficult to admit that one of you is a black-bellied emperor and the other is a cute and cute one? ? ! !

BOSS & Fuwa: Huh? !

Ah Yue: Ah Choo! ! !I still don't want to be too serious =_=

5 Ah Yue: Continue to continue... The character of the other party?

BOSS (smiling): cute.

Fuwa (Deser): Perfect!

Ah Yue: ☆＿☆

6 When did the two meet?Where?

BOSS: At the foot of the mountain of Xuanji Gate, that happened hundreds of years ago.

Fuwa (literary face): That is a fateful encounter!

Ah Yue stretched out her hand and pulled Fuwa's stupid hair, and then... the boss smiled again, very innocent.

7 The first impression of the other party?

BOSS: A lucky star descended from heaven, must be kidnapped and raised in captivity.

Fuwa: Enemy of the People Gao Fushuai...my future younger brother...

The couple looked at each other silently, and Ah Yue wiped away his sweat silently.

8 What do you like about each other?

BOSS (smiling): I like that he is honest and easy to understand, and he treats me wholeheartedly.

Fuwa (breaking fingers): My family is gentle, gentle, beautiful, rich, very kind to me, and very smart and powerful... Can you not like such a person?

Ah Yue (rippling and holding her face): Of course not, I really like him!

Fuwa (exploding): Looking for death? ! [The vinegar jar shattered with a bang]

The BOSS smoothed Fuwa's hair, and showed a beautiful smile to Ah Yue, who silently shed nosebleeds...

9 What do you hate about the other party?

BOSS: No, I like everything about him.

Fuwa (moved): Me, me too!

【Pink bubbles start to fill the audience】

10 Do you think you are compatible with each other?

BOSS&Fuwa: That must be very good!

Ah Yue: I am so pleased =v=

BOSS&Fuwa: Whether you are happy or not doesn’t affect us←_←

Ah Yue: QAQ

11 What do you call each other?

Boss: Ah Chuan, madam, baby boy.

Fuwa: Qinghe, Chengyuan, and his father. 【yeah?Seems like something is wrong? !

Ah Yue: Wait, where did you get your baby from?

Fuwa (stunned and hairy): I am~

Ah Yue & BOSS: ...

12 How would you like to be called by the other party?

BOSS: If he likes it, it's fine now.

Fuwa (nodding): Well, I think so too.

[Ah Yue & everyone outside: This silly child is used to being called Madam and Daibao o(╯口╰)o]

13 Ah Yue: If you use animals as a metaphor, who do you think the other party is?

BOSS: Little Leopard

Fuwa: Old Fox

BOSS (smiling but not smiling): Am I very old?

Fuwa: ...Well, let's be a beautiful fox~

Ah Yue: ╮(╯▽╰)╭

14 If you want to send a gift to each other, will you give it?

Fuwa: I belong to him completely, so I probably have nothing to give away.

BOSS (groaning): Playing in women's clothing?

Fuwa: ☆＿☆

Ah Yue: ☆＿☆

[Outside audience: ☆＿☆

15 Then what gift do you want for yourselves?

BOSS (smiling softly): A Chuan is enough for me, and I don’t need anything.

Fuwa: ☆＿☆

(Because the previous star eyes have not been restored, Madam Mo forgot to ask for a gift → the opportunity will never be grasped, counterattack or something... that is the floating clouds in the sky =v=)

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

BOSS & Fuwa: There must be no dissatisfaction! (Look at each other and smile tenderly)

Ah Yue: ☆＿☆ (My star eyes have not recovered)

17 What is your problem?

BOSS (slightly distressed): Maybe... bad luck?

Fuwa (rubbing into the arms of the BOSS): My Qinghe is the most perfect, and there is nothing wrong with it. Don't be afraid of poor luck, I am prosperous!

Ah Yue: =v=

21 How far is your relationship?

BOSS & Fuwa: Regardless of each other!

Ah Yue (comfortable face): If my sons are happy, I will be happy =w=

BOSS&Fuwa: We two are born by ourselves?

Ah Yue: Σ(°△°|||)︴

22 Where did two people first date?

BOSS: Dating?Does the time of roasting the crane count?

Fuwa (with a suspicious little blush on her face): We have roasted cranes many times...

Ah Yue: I understand, every roasted crane is a date~

27 Which party confessed first?

BOSS (smiling): Him.

Fuwa (hair curled up): Huh?I seem to be unsuccessful?

BOSS: Let me know your heart, that is success~

Fuwa (sweet smile): Yes!

28 How much do you like each other?

BOSS & Fuwa: True love!

Ah Yue: ~(≧▽≦)/~

31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

BOSS (looks at Fuwa, smiles without speaking)

Fuwa (exploding): This is impossible! ! !

Ah Yue (with a firm face): I agree!

35 The other party's sexy expression?

BOSS: Flushing cheeks, wet eyes~

Fuwa covered her face shyly, her hair fluttering in the wind.

Ah Yue: ☆＿☆

Next question... Ah Yue: Wait, what about Qinghe's sexy expression?Madam, don't patronize and be shy!

Fuwa: My big beauty is very sexy in every expression... If you want to say the sexiest expression, it is probably the evil smile ╮(╯▽╰)╭

BOSS decisively smiled charmingly~

Ah Yue: ☆＿☆

36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?

BOSS: When the baby is unconsciously acting cute, it always makes me want to bite him a few times.

Fuwa (excited face): When he bit me.

Ah Yue covered her nosebleed... I seemed to think of something not very pure...

39 Ever quarreled?

BOSS&Fuwa: There must be none.

44 What is your expression of love?

BOSS:?

Fuwa (with a rippling laugh): Love is made!

Ah Yue: Pfft!

45 When will you feel that the other party "doesn't love me anymore"?

BOSS (full of confidence): Do you think that is possible?

Fuwa & Ah Yue: ☆＿☆Impossible!

47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

BOSS&Fuwa: No, we have fully explained to each other.

Ah Yue (moved to tears): It’s not easy, my former sons were more or less unable to be completely honest~~o(>_<)o~~

49 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

BOSS: Of course it's public. We held a grand wedding ceremony, who wouldn't know?

Fuwa: Hey, it's already raining spirit stones... Who would dare to kill him without knowing it!

Ah Yue: cough cough~

50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

BOSS&Fuwa: Of course!

Ah Yue: Consummation ╮(╯▽╰)╭

【off-site】

Everyone: How can it be consummated?There are also unscrupulous last 50 questions, that is the point! ! !

Ah Yue: Okay, okay, continue↓＿↓

51 May I ask who is the attacker and who is the receiver?

Fuwa (impatient): nonsense (╰_╯)#

Ah Yue: ╮(╯▽╰)╭

52 Why did you make such a decision?

BOSS (smiling softly): Aura problem.

Fuwa (withered): Aura problem QAQ

Ah Yue caresses Fuwa's hair =3=

53 Are you satisfied with the current situation?

BOSS (smile): Satisfied.

Fuwa (shy and rippling): Hmm =v=

Ah Yue silently tore off Fuwa's stupid hair...

54 The location of the first H?

BOSS & Fuwa: Mysterious Mountain Gate.

【off-site】

Master Daoxuan: Pfft!That's my place!

55 How did you feel at that time?

BOSS (smiling): Very delicious.

Fuwa (also smiling): ...my friend is really a beauty!

Ah Yue: o(╯口╰)o

57 What is your first sentence in the morning of the first night?

BOSS (reminiscences): I should have asked him if he was not feeling well, and if he was fine, continue the double cultivation?

Ah Yue: Pfft!What does the lady say?

Fuwa (tears collapse): I said to control QAQ

Ah Yue: ╮(╯▽╰)╭

58 times per week H?

BOSS (smiling): Dual practice, of course, the harder the better.

Fuwa (continues to burst into tears): I can't count how many times...

Ah Yue (holding her face silently): I understand =v=

60 So, what kind of H is it?

BOSS (chuckle): Comfortable, happy and efficient.

Fuwa: ⊙﹏⊙ back pain and leg cramps!

Ah Yue: I still understand =v=

64 Frankly speaking, do you like H?

BOSS (smiling): Frankly speaking, I like it very much.

Fuwa (holding her face): Frankly speaking... I like it too~

Ah Yue: ~(≧▽≦)/~

69 Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

BOSS&Fuwa: Of course not!

70 Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body"?

Fuwa (confused): Well...

Ah Yue [speaks silently]: Little Jiang, if you are a stallion, you will "get the body but not the heart", and if you are a mess, you will "get the heart but not the body"... This question is very poignant to him ╮(╯ _╰)╭

Fuwa (fried hair): Nonsense!I have clearly obtained a peaceful body and mind, hey!

BOSS smiled meaningfully.

Ah Yue... well, she also smiled very meaningfully =v=

71 If the other party is QJed by someone else, what will you do?

BOSS (thought for a while): Although I don't think this kind of thing can happen to my lucky star, if it really happens... I will make that guy regret coming to this world.

Fuwa (surprised and angry): How could someone overthrow my big boss?Who can do it? ! 【I can't even do it! 】

Ah Yue (laughing): Well~ I remember that someone in a certain world seemed to have the slightest chance to knock down the beauty?

【off-site】

Wei Wuhui: What a fool!Don't say my name out! ! ! [Fuwa's resentment erupted, and the good luck value of the sex demon suddenly emptied ten thousand times]

72 Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

BOSS & Fuwa (both natural expressions): No.

Ah Yue: Cough~

73 If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, would you?

BOSS (raising eyebrows): Good friend?my master?How could he...

Fuwa (interrupted irritably): ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !

Ah Yue: ⊙＿⊙Calm, Calm...Next question...

78 Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

BOSS (smiling but not smiling): Asking this kind of question continuously, you...

Fuwa (Continue irritability): Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhin

Boss rubbed Fuwa's head and smiled very, very meaningfully.

79 Are you interested in S or M?

BOSS (laughs): As for me, I am full of exploratory spirit. Fortunately, my wife also supports me very much.

Ah Yue (dumb): This question is so formally answered!

The boss continued to laugh, but Fuwa covered her face and said nothing.

What is the more painful thing in 82H?

BOSS (smiling): For me, that doesn't exist.

Fuwa: He intentionally played tricks and bullied me... Hey~

Ah Yue made up her mind silently, drooling all over the floor.

84 Have you ever been seduced by the recipient?

BOSS (laughing honestly): Yes, he often tempts me.

Fuwa: ...Obviously you tempt me more times! !

Ah Yue: ★＿★

86 Has the offense ever played QJ?

BOSS (blinks innocently): Do you think I'd do something like that?

Fuwa: He doesn't need it at all, because I will lie down obediently ╮(╯_╰)╭【A child who can never resist a beauty trap can't afford to be hurt】

Ah Yue (sneaking): If the BOSS is really that unscrupulous, Madam should be even more embarrassing~

Did 90 use small props in H?

BOSS: Yes~

Fuwa (explosive): Don't ask this kind of thing in public!

Ah Yue silently wiped her saliva...

What is the most pleasing thing for the other party at 95H?

BOSS: Probably because I lay flat and let him take the initiative...

Fuwa's nose bleeds, she nodded again and again, little stars of anticipation shone in her eyes☆_☆

BOSS (continuing to speak calmly): ... Sit up.

Fuwa: QAQ

Ah Yue: o(≧v≦)o

At 98 hours, do you take off your clothes by yourself, or does the other party help you take them off?

BOSS (laughs): This may not be possible, and the specific situation will be analyzed in detail.

Fuwa (holding her face): I often undress for beauties~

Ah Yue: Hey hey hey hey hey~

What is 99 to you?

BOSS: Double cultivation.

Fuwa: ... It is the joy of life, the joy of life, emotional communication, and love! 【Face of righteous speech】

BOSS caressed Fuwa's dama and smiled without saying a word.

Ah Yue: ╮(╯▽╰)╭

100 Please say something to your lover

Fuwa (holding her face affectionately and looking at her sweetheart, her little eyes flickering): My dear, I love you so much!

BOSS (nodding his head and responding softly): I love you too~

Ah Yue: ~(≧▽≦)/~It’s so complete, and the question of moral integrity is over here~

BOSS (grabs the chubby Ah Yue, and looks at Fuwa with a gentle smile): In that case, let's celebrate... We eat a lot of roasted cranes, do you want to try baking mooncakes?

Ah Yue: Σ(°△°|||)︴

On the first day of ascension, BOSS and Fuwa cuddled up on the clouds and fed each other delicious baked mooncakes... Well, this is really a good day worth remembering.

——This is the end of the 100-N question, thank you for your support (the ones that have been subtracted are all meaningless questions, don’t think too much)——

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