Young man, your abs have dropped

The sky is covered with dark clouds and thunder is billowing, and it seems that there will be a heavy rain to wash away the sweltering heat. The capital city is as large as restaurants and teahouses filled with distinguished guests, as small as street stalls frequented by ordinary people. Even pedestrians are in a hurry.

Amid the hustle and bustle, King Cheng, who was carrying the birdcage leisurely, looked quite different. He switched the birdcage from his left hand to his right hand, and said nonchalantly, "You'll be right back when you come back. You're not a three-year-old kid. You still want me Can this father rush back to the palace to visit him in person?"

The guard who came to report the news looked sad: "It's different this time, the young master didn't look very well when he came back, he looked unhappy."

"Not happy yet, what's wrong with him?" Cheng Wang stretched out his fingers and whistled to tease the bird in the cage, and then brushed his beard disdainfully, "Is he missing a sip of food or is he missing a sip of his drink? Did I care about him when he spent his life and wasted his life before? Then he ran to Liuyun Medical Valley every day and mixed with a group of dubious people from the rivers and lakes, did I care about him?"

The guard turned pale with fright, and wished he could cover his mouth with his hands, and said in a low voice, "How can the people in Liuyun Medical Valley be dishonest? What if His Majesty hears your words..."

King Cheng choked, and quickly changed his words: "He is a weak literati who hangs around with a group of heroes all day long. Do I care about him?"

The guard breathed a sigh of relief: "No, no, of course the prince is too nice to the young master. The young master probably got angry outside this time, so he went to find a drink when he came back. The boss saw that his eyes were all red, so he asked again. No news came out, so I was so anxious to ask my subordinates to come over and tell the prince."

"Are you angry? Who dares to be angry with him?" King Cheng looked a little serious, handed the birdcage to his followers, and sighed, "Let's go back and have a look."

King Cheng went back in a carriage, and the carriage stopped at the gate of the palace not long after.

The steward greeted him, invited King Cheng in, and followed him in a broken voice, saying, "Young Master, when he came back, he urged people to serve wine, and he didn't let the servants wait on the sidelines, but everyone was very anxious, old slave. Thinking that Third Young Master Yun has been around to see people for medical treatment these days, I decided to invite him over on my own initiative, and with Third Young Master Yun by my side, nothing will happen to Young Master."

King Cheng nodded, and suddenly felt something was wrong: "Yun San is in the capital recently? He didn't come last month, why is he still here?"

The manager smiled and said: "My lord, you are not a woman, so naturally you don't know the inside story. Right now, there is only the third young master of Yun in Liuyun Medical Valley who has not yet married. Many officials and eunuchs in Beijing are staring at him and want to marry him. Today, the old lady of the Li family is ill. I'm in bed, tomorrow the youngest son of the Zhao family has a headache and a cold, everyone is rushing to get sick, he's going to Beijing now is like a sheep going into a tiger's mouth, if he doesn't shed a layer of skin, he won't be able to go back safely."

"One by one, the abacus is crackling." Cheng Wang snorted coldly, and suddenly frowned, "Yun San has been in the capital all along, so who did Lan Zhi go out to play with?"

The smile on the manager's face froze, and he seemed to sense something was wrong: "Yes, I heard that the fourth master Yun is not in the Medical Valley, so the young master will only be accompanied by the third master Yun when he goes there. Could it be...he didn't go there this time. Cloud Medicine Valley?"

King Cheng pondered for a moment, then quickened his pace: "Go and have a look."

The dark clouds in the sky were getting thicker and thicker, layer upon layer lowering down, and there was a muffled sound of thunder in the sky. The manager hurriedly sent an umbrella over, and followed King Cheng step by step with the umbrella in hand.

At this time, there was no one in Xie Lanzhi's courtyard, because the servants and maids were all sent away, and it seemed very quiet.

In the room, Xie Lanzhi and Tan Yan were sitting opposite each other. In front of them was a pile of empty wine jugs that were tilted to and fro. He said indistinctly, "San'er, do you think my hometown is good?"

"Okay, of course." Tan Yan grabbed the hand he was holding onto the wine jar to feel his pulse, and while he wasn't paying attention, he quietly poured a pot of cold water into the jar, and looked at him with concern, " What happened to you?"

"What else? Sad!" Xie Lanzhi proudly picked up the wine jar, "Come! Drink!"

Tan Yan was a little anxious, and took the wine jar over: "I'll pour it for you."

Xie Lanzhi gave a thumbs up: "Good brother! Good brother!"

Tan Yan sprinkled some hangover medicine into the wine jar, shook it, and then poured him wine.

Xie Lanzhi was a weak literati with a little drunkenness, so he was naturally unaware of these tricks of coming and going without a trace. He picked up the wine bowl and took a sip. After drinking, he felt that something was wrong. At first, he looked at Tan Yan with resentment on his face, "San'er, you have learned badly and even mixed water into my wine!"

Tan Yan was startled, a little at a loss: "Ah... that... no..."

Xie Lanzhi looked away: "I knew it, how could it be you who did it, only Ah Fu could do such a heartless thing."

Ah Fu is his personal servant, Tan Yan felt guilty when he heard this, and stammered to persuade him: "Drink less, you can't handle alcohol, if you drink any more, you'll wake up with a headache tomorrow."

"What's wrong with the headache, no one cares about me when I have a headache."

Tan Yan wanted to say that his heart ached, but he felt hypocritical, scratching his head but did not speak.

Xie Lanzhi gulped down a bowl of wine mixed with water, stood up and stumbled towards the clean room. Tan Yan knew that he was in a hurry from drinking too much, so he hurried over to help him.

Xie Lanzhi was so drunk that he didn't know how to count. When he opened the hem of his gown and was about to take off his trousers, the hem fell back. He opened it again, and repeated this several times. It's too troublesome to wear this kind of clothes..."

Tan Yan had no choice but to bite the bullet and help, not daring to look down, and even more embarrassing when he heard the sound of water flowing, his scalp went numb.

He thinks he is frank and frank with his friends, but everyone in the school has broken their sleeves and divided their peaches. Now he can't imagine whether he will marry a boy or a daughter-in-law in the future, especially when facing Xie Lan. when it stops.

Xie Lanzhi was born with a pair of peach blossom eyes. When looking at people with upper eyeliner, they can melt people's hearts, and when looking at people with lower eyeliner, they can draw people's souls away. Tan Yan was almost hit by this trick several times, but Xie Lanzhi patted him on the shoulder. Calling him brothers and brothers, I feel that I don't have that kind of thought, it's purely influenced by my teacher.

Xie Lanzhi didn't notice Tan Yan's situation, and was immersed in grief and pain. He let Tan Yan tidy up his clothes and wash his hands, and hiccupped while crying: "San Er, I will never come back again. went."

Tan Yan knew his background and the seriousness of his words, so he couldn't help being surprised: "Your parents..."

"My parents don't recognize me, they treat me like a madman and a liar, they drive me away..." Xie Lanzhi became more and more sad as he spoke, and suddenly burst into tears, "They have a son, I suspect that guy is the real Xie Lanzhi , he replaced me, and lost his memory, I can't communicate with him at all, what should I do San'er, I can't go back, woo woo woo woo..."

Tan Yan didn't know how to comfort him. Seeing him grabbing his shoulders, he hesitated for a moment, so he hugged him lightly, and patted him on the back: "How about...I'll show him, maybe It can be cured."

Xie Lanzhi raised his face and looked at him miserably: "I, I may be too impatient, I was chasing after you there, they were afraid that I had bad intentions, so they secretly moved..."

Tan Yan: "..."

Xie Lanzhi sniffled and choked desperately: "I can't find them."

Tan Yan: "..."

Xie Lanzhi's red eyes were filled with tears, and as the tears rolled down, he wailed again, shaking the mountain.

Tan Yan was about to comfort her, when she suddenly noticed footsteps approaching, she listened carefully, and said in a low voice, "Stop talking, your father is here, I'll help you out."

Xie Lanzhi was crying hard, and was drunk again, completely unaware of his warning, howling: "What father! I don't have a father! They don't recognize me, and I don't recognize them either!"

Tan Yan heard the footsteps getting closer and closer, so he simply covered his mouth: "It's not your own father, it's the father over here, your father!"

Xie Lanzhi pushed his hand away: "What kind of bullshit father! He is not my real father!"

This dry howl can be described as landslides and ground cracks. Tan Yan heard King Cheng's footsteps became urgent and heavy, and suddenly his head grew two big, and he covered Xie Lanzhi's mouth again.

Xie Lanzhi slammed his hand away before he could speak: "Why do you recognize my father and bully me as a lonely ghost, don't you? Well...well...I'm telling you, I don't recognize you! Father doesn't recognize it!"

The corners of Tan Yan's eyes twitched, seeing that he was about to go crazy, her brain became hot, she simply held his head and aimed at his moving mouth and kissed him hard.

"..." Xie Lanzhi's eyes widened suddenly.

Tan Yan was taken aback by his behavior and hurriedly let him go.

Xie Lanzhi looked at him without blinking, the corners of his eyes were red like peach blossoms, his eyes were innocent and blank.

Tan Yan suddenly felt a dry mouth, quickly avoided his eyes, and tried to explain: "I...I..."

At this time, King Cheng rushed into the house angrily.

Tan Yan saw that the two were still in the clean room, and swallowed awkwardly: "Let's go out..."

Before the words fell, there was a sudden thunder outside.

"boom--"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"

King Cheng rushed into the clean room and saw Xie Lanzhi wrapped around Tan Yan like an octopus.

Tan Yan: "..."

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Short story, updated every other day, update time: 18:18:18.

Background summary for new readers:

There is a crossing passage, the protagonist Xie Lanzhi is crossing, and Xie Lanzhi has a good friend who is also crossing, they can travel back and forth, and they can also bring goods, and the emperor will not use them to sacrifice to the sky, so see Don't be too surprised that pencil sketchbooks appeared in ancient times. [doge]

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