Young man, your abs have dropped

There was a silent confrontation, and the room fell into a deathly silence.

After a while, Xie Lanzhi suddenly made a "cut", walked over to walk around Lin Zhen, opened the folding fan and raised his chin, and said disdainfully: "Is there anyone in this world who doesn't know that I, Xie Lanzhi, have a romantic nature? I linger in the flowers all day long, drunk and dreaming, and the people I have slept with can walk around the imperial city six times hand in hand. What kind of shit have I not done, what reputation have I not spread? You black and slick soldier, what kind of onion are you? "

Just kidding, when I first wore it, I was lying naked in a red silk tent in a brothel, with one hugged on the left and one on the right, and the other lying on the body. Is this virtue afraid of being ruined by you?Who are you scaring?

Tan Yan: "..."

Lin Zhen's eyes were bloodshot quickly, his face turned blue and white, he didn't know whether he was angry or something, his lips trembled like sifting chaff, his shoulders struggled hard to break through the acupuncture points: "You are not allowed to say that about yourself! You are not allowed to say that about yourself! "

Xie Lanzhi shook his head, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that Lin Zhen was being self-indulgent. After all, apart from his family background, this man was pretty decent, with a good figure, and nothing special about him. He's not very easy to use, and his temper is still irritable and irritable. Xie Lanzhi is a great talent after all, and he is also a son of a dragon and a grandson, how could he fall in love with him?At most, it's just dewy love.

Lin Zhen was still mad: "Who dares to say that you have a bad reputation? Whoever dares to chew on the root of his tongue, I will pull out his tongue!"

Violence!So violent!

Xie Lanzhi shook his head, thinking that he would fight with Tan Yan out of nowhere, and then glanced at the table that was smashed by him, feeling very unhappy, so he decided to provoke him: "Brother Lin, what is your identity? Angry for me? What qualifications do you have to pull out people’s tongues for me? It’s not that I look down on people. If you are a general who has achieved great feats of fighting one head at a time, maybe I would still be willing to be a couple with you, but your boss There is an elder brother, and foreign enemies are not considered strong nowadays, so you know how valuable your position as a general is, right?"

Lin Zhen's eyes widened in disbelief, his face flushed red: "You...you...how did you become so superficial!"

Xie Lanzhi yelled at him: "Aren't you superficial? You like me because I'm handsome, suave, beautiful, and peerless!"

Tan Yan turned her head to look at him silently: "..."

Xie Lanzhi didn't change his face, and wanted to search for a few more idioms to praise himself, but his mind suddenly got stuck, so he had to give up.

Lin Zhen was so choked that he didn't know what to say, his face changed several colors, it was so colorful.

Xie Lanzhi looked at him pitifully, and felt that he couldn't be stimulated any more. If he continued to be stimulated, the child would cry, so he softened his voice again, and said earnestly: "There is no limit to the sea of ​​suffering, but if you turn around, you will be right. I am so promiscuous, it is not worth your trouble, you Let’s get married and have children.”

Lin Zhen's lips trembled again, as if he was about to cry.

Xie Lan couldn't bear it anymore: "Well... how about... how about I draw a picture for you, so we can get together and part ways?"

Lin Zhen's eyes lit up.

Xie Lanzhi hurriedly hit him: "Don't think too much, don't think too much! In order to avoid suspicion, I won't draw you alone. You will have military training or something, so I will draw a group portrait for you to show you. How about the military style?"

The faint flame in Lin Zhen's pupil went out with a "poof".

Seeing his disheartened and dejected appearance, Xie Lanzhi finally felt relieved, and tugged on Tan Yan's sleeve: "San'er, relieve his acupuncture points."

Tan Yan ignored Lin Zhen's jealous eyes and raised his hand to untie his acupoints.

Xie Lanzhi hurriedly issued an order to evict the guests: "Brother Lin, hurry back and make arrangements. I will go to your school to paint on a convenient day."

Lin Zhen: "..."

After a while, Lin Zhen left in disgrace. Before he left, he looked at Tan Yan with a look of "sympathy" and said, "Little boy, don't be complacent. You always see newcomers laughing and don't hear old ones cry. One day you will I will also come to this step!"

Tan Yan: "..."

After Lin Zhen left, Xie Lanzhi said "Bah, Bah, Bah" to the ground a few times, and patted Tan Yan's shoulder with distressed expression: "Who is he? He didn't say anything nice. Let's not listen to his nonsense. Don't look at how many people in the capital are waiting for you to hire, can you live with him? It's a fart!"

Tan Yan's face changed slightly, and he hurriedly explained: "I won't marry girls from those families!"

Xie Lanzhi smiled and said, "Don't be shy..."

"No! I really won't marry them!" Tan Yan became more and more anxious, "Besides, they only stare at me because I am the emperor's younger brother. If my senior brother is not married, they will also follow my senior brother. , It’s not me who they fancy.”

"How come?" Xie Lanzhi frowned, "Are you blind if you don't like you?"

Tan Yan opened his mouth: "..."

Xie Lanzhi patted him on the shoulder: "Don't worry! If someone promises you a kiss in the future, I will definitely check it out for you!"

Looking at his face close at hand, Tan Yan suddenly felt sour.

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