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There are always some things that people have to do in this life, such as persecuting Osamu Dazai (and Chuya Nakahara) The content in brackets is deleted

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After someone successfully killed himself and drank the drug that blocked his supernatural powers, Osamu Dazai successfully harvested a lot of black history, including the fact that he was a good boy in childhood.

As for the reason for the exposure, I have to mention Mori Ogai who was forced to drink the rejuvenating drug, although it has been nearly a year since that incident happened.

But for Mori Ogai who was forced to change into a small skirt by his own supernatural power because he became smaller, this is really unforgettable, and he will remember this in his inner notebook for the rest of his life.

After knowing through some means that Osamu Dazai's supernatural ability was eliminated, this gentleman successfully developed a drug that temporarily turns people into children through the information of the WINE organization that has been incorporated into his own hands.

The duration of action is about three days. Depending on the individual's physique, according to Mori Ogai's estimation, the drug will probably not last more than one day on the body of Osamu Dazai, who has experienced thousands of sails.

As for why it can only be used after the supernatural ability is eliminated, it is because some of the ingredients of this medicine come from magic materials. Once contacted with Osamu Dazai's supernatural power, he does not know what it will look like in the end.

Looking at Osamu Dazai who suddenly turned into a child in front of him, Nakahara also looked at the wine in his hand in surprise, uh, is the boss doing something wrong?

Thinking of the bottle of wine presented by the BOSS before this negotiation, Nakahara Nakahara looked eagerly at his own miniature version of Osamu Dazai, and shuddered. This is really terrifying.Obviously it was the master-student confronting the Fa, but why was I the one who got hurt in the end?

"Big brother, are you my future partner?"

Although he has become smaller, the essence of intelligence will not change. By observing the clock in the room and the placement of wine glasses, the young Osamu Dazai came to the conclusion that the short brother opposite him should have a good relationship with him.

Big brother, Nakahara Chuya's mind echoed this title, and with a snap, he jumped up like a cat with fried fur.

"You, you, don't you call me that?!"

Looking at the adult man facing him with flushed cheeks (shame?) and overturning the chair on the ground, the young Osamu Dazai blinked his big eyes, with an innocent look,

"Big brother, what's wrong with you? Do you have a fever? Your face is so red?"

Looking at the child in front of him, Nakahara also pressed his hat angrily. Isn't it because Dazai called him brother? It's no big deal, but I didn't expect this guy to be so polite when he was young!

"Uh, you don't need to call me big brother, you can just call me Zhong."

Nakahara Chuya racked his brains to escape this embarrassing atmosphere, looked at the contract in his hand, and then at the seven-year-old child in front of him, oh my god!

Sato key waited for a long time for his brother to discuss with Dazai, so he came to the meeting room with worries about his brother, opened the door and found that there was an extra child in the meeting room, and he was supposed to talk to his brother Dazai of the contract is gone.

"Brother, you have finished talking with Dazai, what's the matter with this child???",

Taking a closer look, he found similar attire, loose clothes that dragged the floor, and a face that was exactly the same as Osamu Dazai, so this is Osamu Dazai?

He looked at his elder brother with eyes for help, and after getting a stiff nod, Key Sato's slight panic at the beginning was gone, and instead he looked at Dazai Osamu with a sizing look, then his eyes lit up, and he ran out quickly .

I don't know why Osamu Dazai, who had an ominous premonition, wanted to leave quickly, so he looked at Chuya Nakahara with expectant eyes.

"Brother, do you have children's clothes?"

"no!"

"Hey, did my brother not have a family at this age? What a failure, I have children in kindergarten who are determined to marry me!"

Veins popped up on his forehead, Nakahara Nakahara heard the same words as his former bastard partner, and poked little Dazai backwards with a finger.

"Who do you think caused me to be single until now???"

Thinking of Osamu Dazai’s strange reason that he hadn’t left the order yet, so his partner couldn’t leave the order either, after forcibly driving away those noisy women, he faced himself with an expression of thanking my lord for his kindness, In the Central Plains, there is no one to fight.

"Ah, is it me? How is this possible, I like girls who are fragrant and soft!"

"Then do you know that when you grow up, what you like most is to die with a girl?"

Nakahara Chu gave little Dazai an angry look, and turned around to find Key Sato and his older sister Koyo Ozaki, who were carrying large bags and small bags.

The sharp-eyed little Dazai has already recognized the familiar clothes and women's clothes in the hands of these two women. Why is it like his mother, when he grows up, he finds a girl to die in love because of resentment?

"I don't want to wear girls' clothes, I'm a boy."

The child's sharp voice sounded in the conference room, piercing the eardrums of those present.

Rubbing his ears with his hands to relieve the pain, Sato Keyuki looked at Dazai Osamu's frightened little expression exuding affection.

"It's not impossible to discuss, but you have to trade your black history. There are 12 girls' clothes here. Do you choose to talk about them? Or wear them?"

Seeing the terrified expression of little Dazai who was pulling the corner of his clothes, Nakahara Nakahara still softened his heart. He turned his head and looked at Sato Key with those cobalt blue eyes, which were like the ocean under the clear sky. One can't help but want to say yes to whatever he asks.

But seeing the embarrassment in the familiar kite-colored eyes behind him, Sato Keyo grew up with Nakahara Nakaya anyway, and after a long time of tempering, he has already developed some weak resistance.So, he refused emphatically.

Koye Ozaki also rejected Chuya Nakahara's request.

In the end, the little Dazai who was hiding behind Nakahara Nakaya was pulled out. The next second, there was a loud cry, but there were no tears.

"I said, I said, can't I say it?"

Anyway, as a grown-up me, I will be ashamed. I absolutely don't want to go through such ordeals. My mother is very scary.

"What do you want to hear?"

The little Dazai, who was broken and broken, looked at the two cold-hearted women in front of him generously, and let the customers decide for themselves as if ordering food.

"There are school ones, parents' ones, and elder brother's ones."

This guy clearly asked to talk about your dark history when you were a child, and how did you know about your parents' dark history?

Looking at the women stretching their hands towards their clothes, Dazai looked sadly at the women who were unmoved by his cuteness, and the background turned gray.

"Then I'll talk about one thing first, but after that, you have to wear men's clothes for me."

Looking at each other, Sato Key and Ozaki Koyo nodded, and Nakahara Chuya, who was also curious about the dark history of his former partner, poked his head.

"I'm smart, you know, but I used to think my dad was smarter than me, because he could answer me any questions I asked, and then one day I asked my dad, how did you give birth to me so smart .”

Little Dazai paused pretending to be deep, looked at the six curious eyes, and affirmed his talent for storytelling.

"Dad replied to me that I was smart because my smart father married a smart mother. So he told me that when I grow up, I want to find a smart wife, but I can't be a stupid one."

Sato key thought for a while and found that there was nothing explosive, so he stretched his hand to the clothes again.

Holding his breath for a second, Dazai Osamu spoke at an astonishing speed. At first, the three of them didn't understand. After thinking about it, after slowing down in their minds, the three of them burst out laughing instantly. He hugged his stomach and started feeding him.

"Then I am very smart, my father is also very smart, and my mother is also very smart. Can the three of us produce smarter people?"

This is a conversation between little Dazai and his father a year ago. I don’t know why his father’s face turned green at that time, and Dazai was thrown out of the study room. The next day, his mother touched his head with a smile and changed him into a woman’s dress , his father just looked at him and laughed, and the family returned to normal.

In order to answer his doubts, he also went to find his somewhat stupid elder brother. At that time, his elder brother had a strange expression, but he didn't give him an answer in the end.

Looking at the three people who were smiling happily, little Dazai was a little distressed, how could he cheat the answer?

Let's ask that clumsy older brother, looking at the orange-haired young man's bright smile, little Dazai thought.

in the locker room

Dazai handed over the clothes he had bought to the young adult, and Nakahara Nakaya was about to step out, when a broad hand pulled him back.

Zhong Yuanzhong, who is 1.6 meters tall, was also pressed against the door of the locker room, his eyes flashed with a daze.

Zhong Yuanzhong, who was pledged from behind, also wanted to struggle subconsciously.

"Chuya, if you want to see the real me, just turn around!"

Looking at the environment he was in and the clothes of the children at hand, Osamu Dazai saw everything in an instant, old fox.

Proposed a contract that he would not refuse, and sent Chuya, who would lose his mind after drinking, just for revenge.

However, Osamu Dazai, who had no previous memories in his mind, looked suspiciously at Chuya Nakahara, who was afraid to move because of his own words, and the red ears of the other party who was annoyed.

Could it be Mr. Mori's new 'Teritaserum'?

"Hey, why don't you hurry up and put on your clothes!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also waited for a long time for the movement behind him and was about to turn around, but immediately stiffened.Because Osamu Dazai took off Chuya Nakahara's jacket.

"Bastard mackerel, what are you doing?"

"Master Chuya with an annual salary of tens of millions, don't care about being poor like me."

Nakahara Nakaya loosened his coat and tied it around his waist. Seeing Nakahara Nakaya gnashing his teeth, Dazai added,

"If you don't want to hear the port mafia rumors tomorrow, a naked man will come out of the Zhongye cadre's office. If it seems to be an unspoken rule, please help me get a set of clothes."

Responding to Osamu Dazai's words was the sound of closing the door with a slam that nearly knocked the dust off the wall.

"Let me see what happened!" Skillfully turned on Zhongyuan Zhongye's computer on his desk, watched a series of numbers and English entered in the password interface, and he was greeted by a clean and tidy desktop, clicked on Surveillance by the port mafia.

In the next second, pupils trembled.

The author has something to say: Heck, I hope everyone can bookmark my new article "Bungou Stray Dog Cherry", this time I will write more concisely after learning the lesson.

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