Little fox, stop making trouble!
Chapter 11
Li Xiaolin changed into sportswear, put on wristbands, and running shoes. After he was armed, he led the general and put on the little fox, and went out for a morning run.
Xinghua Villa covers a large area, and it takes more than 5000 meters to complete a lap.
In order to conserve his strength, Li Xiaolin ran slowly, and his speed was not much different from walking.The general followed him step by step, jumping here and there, always burrowing into the grass, urinating, shitting, doing some bad things, crushing countless flowers and plants.
Li Xiaolin scolded with a smile: "Put it on your back, don't mark it everywhere! The last time Boss Wang's little mistress stepped on your Rexiang, she cried to death."
The general stuck out his tongue "hangchihangchi", arched Li Xiaolin, and happily went to catch the butterfly.
Su Gui lay firmly on top of Li Xiaolin's head, sleeping comfortably in the morning sun.
Li Xiaolin poked Su Gui, and Su Gui held Li Xiaolin's finger and gnawed twice.
Well, it's not tasty, throw it away.
Su Gui turned over to avoid Li Xiaolin's harassment.
Li Xiaolin said: "You little guy is really lazy."
Su Gui: "ZZZ..."
The General is a spoiled dog, and he will never be let on the chain.Once the dog leash is put on it, the general will squat and protest, and will not move a step to the death.
After Li Xiaolin tried several times but failed, he no longer forced the big stupid dog to be put on a leash. Anyway, his own big stupid dog is stupid and obedient, and he will not attack people.
It's one thing not to attack people, but quite another to run around.
Li Xiaolin was just teasing Su Gui, once he regained his senses, his big stupid dog was gone!
Li Xiaolin shouted: "General!"
He even called a few times, but the general didn't answer, probably he ran away.
Li Xiaolin wasn't worried either. The general had disappeared several times, and he wasn't really lost.Moreover, this is in Xinghua Villa, and there are only dozens of households in total. The pets raised by any family are all clean, and if the general goes to other people's homes, he will be sent back.
Su Gui rubbed his eyes and sat cross-legged. Li Xiaolin's roars were too loud, and he woke up.
"What are you calling?"
Li Xiaolin said, "It's okay, the general is gone."
"The big stupid dog is lost?~" Su Gui applauded, "Great, no dog will grab food with me!" His two small hands grabbed Li Xiaolin's forehead hair, hanging upside down with great difficulty, with a smile on his small face. I couldn't hide my smile, "The chicken is mine! Mine!"
Li Xiaolin: "..." This is how much resentment I have for the plate of chicken wings yesterday!
Li Xiaolin held Su Gui's tail, put the little fox on his shoulder, and said, "I can still afford you two little guys."
Su Gui made a grimace, "Slap your face swollen to pretend to be fat, you live in such a small house, it would be nice if you can support yourself, hehe~"
Small house? !
The corners of Li Xiaolin's eyes twitched. His villa has four floors in total. Not counting the garden area, it covers an area of more than 400 square meters. How small? !Those who live in apartments and small apartments live in snail shells? !
"Then dare to ask King Su, what kind of house is called big?"
Su Gui raised her head proudly and said: "My cave, your house is not as big as my cave. In our demon world, the bigger the cave, the stronger the monster's ability. My cave is very big. It’s huge, hum~”
Li Xiaolin said: "There is no such a big house in the world."
Su Gui said: "You ignorant country bumpkin. I also came to the human world more than 300 years ago. At that time, there was a city called the Forbidden City. It was quite big, barely comparable to my cave~"
Forbidden City...
There are several black lines hanging from Li Xiaolin's forehead. According to that standard, none of the 60 billion people on this earth is rich, okay?
This distorted value!
Li Xiaolin said: "King Su, you also said that it was 300 years ago. Times have changed, and we are different from before."
Su Gui asked, "What's the difference?"
Li Xiaolin said: "Let's put it this way, 300 years ago we were a feudal society, now we are a socialist society, and the West is a capitalist society. Take us as an example..."
Li Xiaolin babbled a lot, Su Gui heard it like a mosquito-repellent eye, but in the end he still couldn't understand.
Li Xiaolin decided that he must find time to give this little fox a good general knowledge lesson.
The last stop of Li Xiaolin's morning run was his own home.
He ran home at the pace of a walk, and there was a fluffy white dog squatting at the door, who is it if it's not General Zhen Guo?Next to the dog, there was a man standing——Wang Bangyan.
Wang Bangyan is a real estate agent, and he is a prominent figure in City A.
He is very young, only 35 years old this year, handsome in appearance, single, and is the No.1 voted by the diamond king every year.But this person's private life is also known to be chaotic. Men and women are not taboo, and they often play with small stars.
The woman who stepped on the poop of the general is Wang Bangyan's mistress, and Zhang Feifei, the "head of the jade girl", is also under Wang Bangyan's care.At the same time, Wang Bangyan is the biggest sponsor of "Fox Fate".
Wang Bangyan was wearing home clothes and smoking a cigarette. When Li Xiaolin came, he choked out the cigarette.
Li Xiaolin smiled and said, "Boss Wang, long time no see."
Wang Bangyan said: "I went to City B for a month to discuss business."
Li Xiaolin said: "Boss Wang is going out to discuss business, it must be a success, I will congratulate Boss Wang for making a lot of money first."
Wang Bangyan said, "Thank you."
"Wang Wang~"
While the two were exchanging polite greetings, the general leaped into Li Xiaolin's arms.
It's really sad to be separated from the master, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
The general moved excitedly in Li Xiaolin's arms, licking Li Xiaolin's chin.
Li Xiaolin covered the general's mouth, very upset.
It's okay to sweat while running, but when the general licked it, sweat mixed with saliva, the sticky feeling was indescribably disgusting.
Li Xiaolin scolded: "Stupid dog!"
Su Gui, who was hiding in Li Xiaolin's T-shirt, echoed in a low voice, "Stupid dog!"
"Ow~"
The general was lying on his stomach, covering his eyes with his forelegs, his buttocks sticking out high.
This is its usual posture of admitting mistakes.
Wang Bangyan said good things to the general, "Don't scold him, your dog is very funny. I was making barbecue ingredients in the yard. He found it by smelling the smell of meat. Right away. Gou stared at the meat on the shelf, neither barking nor grabbing, I fed it a piece, and it hugged my leg and rubbed it."
Li Xiaolin: "..." He glared vaguely at the general, this shameful stupid dog!
Wang Bangyan asked, "What's your dog's name?"
Li Xiaolin said: "General Zhen Guo."
Wang Bangyan Khan, "...what a mighty name."
The two of them didn't know each other well at all, and they were nodding acquaintances, the kind who knew each other. After chatting for 2 minutes, there was really nothing to talk about.
After running, Li Xiaolin was tired, hungry, and sweaty all over, so he wanted to take a quick shower and have a meal, but he didn't have the energy to find a topic to chat with Wang Bangyan.
Li Xiaolin said: "Thank you Boss Wang for sending the general back, otherwise I'm really afraid that this stupid dog won't go home by himself." , I also received it, you should go!
Wang Bangyan was also savvy, and said, "It's a small matter, you're welcome, I'm your fan, so let's see each other next time."
Li Xiaolin said, "Okay, see you next time."
What Li Xiaolin said when we meet next time is just a matter of appearances, people like Wang Bangyan, if you don't get involved, don't get involved, otherwise you will cause trouble to your upper body.
However, Wang Bangyan's next meeting is a real one, and he will meet soon.
Li Xiaolin entered the house, and gave the general a scolding. The general was dumbfounded, buried the dog's head under the sofa, and pointed his butt at Li Xiaolin.
Su Gui went to grab the general's tail, and the general lifted his tail up, hanging Su Gui.
Li Xiaolin said bitterly: "Just a piece of meat hooked you away, and if someone else brought a cart of meat, did you just run away with others?!"
The general shook his tail, and Su Gui followed suit.
Li Xiaolin took Su Gui down, put the little fox on the coffee table, then violently lifted the general's tail, and pulled the big dog out like a carrot.
The general pawed the ground with his paws, struggling with all his strength, as if he was about to be sent to the execution ground in panic.
Li Xiaolin flicked the general's dog's nose, and threatened viciously: "Next time you run around again, I will stew you into dog soup!"
The general was whistling, rolling all over the floor, showing off his cuteness.
Li Xiaolin became immune to this, and walked away in a ruthless and unreasonable manner, announcing domineeringly that since the general had eaten meat, he would not have his share of breakfast.
The general is tearful, the owner is too unreasonable, it is only natural for dogs to love meat!
Su Gui put his hips on his hips and laughed at the general, gaining a complete sense of superiority in IQ.
This stupid dog is really stupid!
The general patted the little fox with his palm, and Su Gui jumped away deftly. The general patted it again, but Su Gui jumped away again.
The general was angry and bit his mouth immediately. Su Gui hid behind the glass, and the general bit the glass sadly, the pain was so painful that his teeth were about to shatter.
The General competed with the glass. He held the glass to the floor, rolled and rolled, chasing and playing, and biting when he caught up with it, but he couldn't bite it, and was so anxious.
Coincidentally, the general rolled the glass out of the bathroom. As a result, Li Xiaolin was murdered as soon as he got out of the bathroom. He stepped on the glass and did a big somersault!
Xinghua Villa covers a large area, and it takes more than 5000 meters to complete a lap.
In order to conserve his strength, Li Xiaolin ran slowly, and his speed was not much different from walking.The general followed him step by step, jumping here and there, always burrowing into the grass, urinating, shitting, doing some bad things, crushing countless flowers and plants.
Li Xiaolin scolded with a smile: "Put it on your back, don't mark it everywhere! The last time Boss Wang's little mistress stepped on your Rexiang, she cried to death."
The general stuck out his tongue "hangchihangchi", arched Li Xiaolin, and happily went to catch the butterfly.
Su Gui lay firmly on top of Li Xiaolin's head, sleeping comfortably in the morning sun.
Li Xiaolin poked Su Gui, and Su Gui held Li Xiaolin's finger and gnawed twice.
Well, it's not tasty, throw it away.
Su Gui turned over to avoid Li Xiaolin's harassment.
Li Xiaolin said: "You little guy is really lazy."
Su Gui: "ZZZ..."
The General is a spoiled dog, and he will never be let on the chain.Once the dog leash is put on it, the general will squat and protest, and will not move a step to the death.
After Li Xiaolin tried several times but failed, he no longer forced the big stupid dog to be put on a leash. Anyway, his own big stupid dog is stupid and obedient, and he will not attack people.
It's one thing not to attack people, but quite another to run around.
Li Xiaolin was just teasing Su Gui, once he regained his senses, his big stupid dog was gone!
Li Xiaolin shouted: "General!"
He even called a few times, but the general didn't answer, probably he ran away.
Li Xiaolin wasn't worried either. The general had disappeared several times, and he wasn't really lost.Moreover, this is in Xinghua Villa, and there are only dozens of households in total. The pets raised by any family are all clean, and if the general goes to other people's homes, he will be sent back.
Su Gui rubbed his eyes and sat cross-legged. Li Xiaolin's roars were too loud, and he woke up.
"What are you calling?"
Li Xiaolin said, "It's okay, the general is gone."
"The big stupid dog is lost?~" Su Gui applauded, "Great, no dog will grab food with me!" His two small hands grabbed Li Xiaolin's forehead hair, hanging upside down with great difficulty, with a smile on his small face. I couldn't hide my smile, "The chicken is mine! Mine!"
Li Xiaolin: "..." This is how much resentment I have for the plate of chicken wings yesterday!
Li Xiaolin held Su Gui's tail, put the little fox on his shoulder, and said, "I can still afford you two little guys."
Su Gui made a grimace, "Slap your face swollen to pretend to be fat, you live in such a small house, it would be nice if you can support yourself, hehe~"
Small house? !
The corners of Li Xiaolin's eyes twitched. His villa has four floors in total. Not counting the garden area, it covers an area of more than 400 square meters. How small? !Those who live in apartments and small apartments live in snail shells? !
"Then dare to ask King Su, what kind of house is called big?"
Su Gui raised her head proudly and said: "My cave, your house is not as big as my cave. In our demon world, the bigger the cave, the stronger the monster's ability. My cave is very big. It’s huge, hum~”
Li Xiaolin said: "There is no such a big house in the world."
Su Gui said: "You ignorant country bumpkin. I also came to the human world more than 300 years ago. At that time, there was a city called the Forbidden City. It was quite big, barely comparable to my cave~"
Forbidden City...
There are several black lines hanging from Li Xiaolin's forehead. According to that standard, none of the 60 billion people on this earth is rich, okay?
This distorted value!
Li Xiaolin said: "King Su, you also said that it was 300 years ago. Times have changed, and we are different from before."
Su Gui asked, "What's the difference?"
Li Xiaolin said: "Let's put it this way, 300 years ago we were a feudal society, now we are a socialist society, and the West is a capitalist society. Take us as an example..."
Li Xiaolin babbled a lot, Su Gui heard it like a mosquito-repellent eye, but in the end he still couldn't understand.
Li Xiaolin decided that he must find time to give this little fox a good general knowledge lesson.
The last stop of Li Xiaolin's morning run was his own home.
He ran home at the pace of a walk, and there was a fluffy white dog squatting at the door, who is it if it's not General Zhen Guo?Next to the dog, there was a man standing——Wang Bangyan.
Wang Bangyan is a real estate agent, and he is a prominent figure in City A.
He is very young, only 35 years old this year, handsome in appearance, single, and is the No.1 voted by the diamond king every year.But this person's private life is also known to be chaotic. Men and women are not taboo, and they often play with small stars.
The woman who stepped on the poop of the general is Wang Bangyan's mistress, and Zhang Feifei, the "head of the jade girl", is also under Wang Bangyan's care.At the same time, Wang Bangyan is the biggest sponsor of "Fox Fate".
Wang Bangyan was wearing home clothes and smoking a cigarette. When Li Xiaolin came, he choked out the cigarette.
Li Xiaolin smiled and said, "Boss Wang, long time no see."
Wang Bangyan said: "I went to City B for a month to discuss business."
Li Xiaolin said: "Boss Wang is going out to discuss business, it must be a success, I will congratulate Boss Wang for making a lot of money first."
Wang Bangyan said, "Thank you."
"Wang Wang~"
While the two were exchanging polite greetings, the general leaped into Li Xiaolin's arms.
It's really sad to be separated from the master, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
The general moved excitedly in Li Xiaolin's arms, licking Li Xiaolin's chin.
Li Xiaolin covered the general's mouth, very upset.
It's okay to sweat while running, but when the general licked it, sweat mixed with saliva, the sticky feeling was indescribably disgusting.
Li Xiaolin scolded: "Stupid dog!"
Su Gui, who was hiding in Li Xiaolin's T-shirt, echoed in a low voice, "Stupid dog!"
"Ow~"
The general was lying on his stomach, covering his eyes with his forelegs, his buttocks sticking out high.
This is its usual posture of admitting mistakes.
Wang Bangyan said good things to the general, "Don't scold him, your dog is very funny. I was making barbecue ingredients in the yard. He found it by smelling the smell of meat. Right away. Gou stared at the meat on the shelf, neither barking nor grabbing, I fed it a piece, and it hugged my leg and rubbed it."
Li Xiaolin: "..." He glared vaguely at the general, this shameful stupid dog!
Wang Bangyan asked, "What's your dog's name?"
Li Xiaolin said: "General Zhen Guo."
Wang Bangyan Khan, "...what a mighty name."
The two of them didn't know each other well at all, and they were nodding acquaintances, the kind who knew each other. After chatting for 2 minutes, there was really nothing to talk about.
After running, Li Xiaolin was tired, hungry, and sweaty all over, so he wanted to take a quick shower and have a meal, but he didn't have the energy to find a topic to chat with Wang Bangyan.
Li Xiaolin said: "Thank you Boss Wang for sending the general back, otherwise I'm really afraid that this stupid dog won't go home by himself." , I also received it, you should go!
Wang Bangyan was also savvy, and said, "It's a small matter, you're welcome, I'm your fan, so let's see each other next time."
Li Xiaolin said, "Okay, see you next time."
What Li Xiaolin said when we meet next time is just a matter of appearances, people like Wang Bangyan, if you don't get involved, don't get involved, otherwise you will cause trouble to your upper body.
However, Wang Bangyan's next meeting is a real one, and he will meet soon.
Li Xiaolin entered the house, and gave the general a scolding. The general was dumbfounded, buried the dog's head under the sofa, and pointed his butt at Li Xiaolin.
Su Gui went to grab the general's tail, and the general lifted his tail up, hanging Su Gui.
Li Xiaolin said bitterly: "Just a piece of meat hooked you away, and if someone else brought a cart of meat, did you just run away with others?!"
The general shook his tail, and Su Gui followed suit.
Li Xiaolin took Su Gui down, put the little fox on the coffee table, then violently lifted the general's tail, and pulled the big dog out like a carrot.
The general pawed the ground with his paws, struggling with all his strength, as if he was about to be sent to the execution ground in panic.
Li Xiaolin flicked the general's dog's nose, and threatened viciously: "Next time you run around again, I will stew you into dog soup!"
The general was whistling, rolling all over the floor, showing off his cuteness.
Li Xiaolin became immune to this, and walked away in a ruthless and unreasonable manner, announcing domineeringly that since the general had eaten meat, he would not have his share of breakfast.
The general is tearful, the owner is too unreasonable, it is only natural for dogs to love meat!
Su Gui put his hips on his hips and laughed at the general, gaining a complete sense of superiority in IQ.
This stupid dog is really stupid!
The general patted the little fox with his palm, and Su Gui jumped away deftly. The general patted it again, but Su Gui jumped away again.
The general was angry and bit his mouth immediately. Su Gui hid behind the glass, and the general bit the glass sadly, the pain was so painful that his teeth were about to shatter.
The General competed with the glass. He held the glass to the floor, rolled and rolled, chasing and playing, and biting when he caught up with it, but he couldn't bite it, and was so anxious.
Coincidentally, the general rolled the glass out of the bathroom. As a result, Li Xiaolin was murdered as soon as he got out of the bathroom. He stepped on the glass and did a big somersault!
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