Little fox, stop making trouble!

Li Xiaolin lay on his stomach and became confused.Just as he was about to fall asleep, the phone rang.

The retro ringtone of "Jingling Bell" gradually became louder, making people uneasy.

Li Xiaolin fumbled in the pocket of his outer trousers for a while before he found the phone.

The caller is Ren Xingsi.

Li Xiaolin pressed the connect button, and only then said "Hello", Su Gui, who was still working hard on his butt just now, bounced to his ear.Pointy ears are erect, sticking to the mobile phone, eagerly listening to the human voice from the mobile phone.

Li Xiaolin pinched the tips of Su Gui's ears in a funny way, Su Gui shook his head and shook his head to get rid of Li Xiaolin.

Ren Xingsi got straight to the point, without any small talk, and asked Li Xiaolin's ass as soon as he opened his mouth.

Ren Xingsi said, "Mo Mo told me that your butt hurt?"

Li Xiaolin said: "It was bad luck, I fell down."

Ren Xingsi sneered, "You're out of luck? I'm out of luck, okay! You're injured, what about the next few days' notice?"

Li Xiaolin said: "My value in your heart is not as good as a few announcements?" He suddenly used a very sad tone, "Xingsi, don't you really love me?"

Ren Xingsi said ruthlessly: "When you can strictly perform the job I arranged for you, I will truly love you."

Li Xiaolin lamented: "Our common fans will be sad."

Ren Xingsi said: "It's so stupid for your fans to laugh sadly after learning that their idol broke his ass in the shower."

Li Xiaolin: "..."

Su Gui giggled, and resolutely stood on the same front as Ren Xingsi, who had a lot of experience in hurting Li Xiaolin.

Su Gui said: "It's so stupid! Hahaha."

Ren Xingsi asked, "Who is laughing over there?"

Li Xiaolin said: "General."

Li Xiaolin made a silent gesture to signal Su Gui to stop making trouble. Su Gui pursed her lips and made a grimace.

Ren Xingsi said contemptuously: "You are lying to the devil, just say it when you are fooled by yourself. I said a long time ago that you should not raise Samoyeds. This kind of dog is so stupid that it is only a little bit better than Huskies. It will last forever. You are so stupid that you look more and more like a Samoyed!"

The general lay down his gun for no reason, and sneezed earth-shatteringly in the kennel.It washed its face with its front paws, then snored and fell asleep on all fours.

Li Xiaolin said with a good temper: "Yes, yes, I am going to integrate with the general, Mama Ren~ I said, as my manager, should you take care of me, the disabled?"

Ren Xingsi said, "I'm right outside your door."

Li Xiaolin put Su Gui into the teacup, fearing that Ren Xingsi would come in suddenly and bump into him, but Ren Xingsi's next sentence made him silently put Su Gui back on the bed.

Ren Xingsi said, "I was passing by your door."

Li Xiaolin said: "This Xinghua Villa can also pass by casually? Who else do you know here besides me?"

Ren Xingsi said, "Boss Wang Bangyan."

Ren Xingsi is a broker, and he is a leader in the industry. He has such a wide network that even Li Xiaolin can't help but sigh.To say that Ren Xingsi and Wang Bangyan didn't have much friendship, they just ate together at the dinner table a few times.

Wang Bangyan invited the crew of "Fox Fate" to a banquet. Considering that Ren Xingsi was Li Xiaolin's manager, he also invited them.

Ren Xingsi didn't plan to go, Wang Bangyan had a bad reputation, and he didn't want to make friends.But Li Xiaolin was injured and couldn't go, so Ren Xingsi had to attend for him.

After all, Wang Bangyan is the biggest sponsor of "Fox Fate", and he has a great influence in City A. You don't have to flatter this kind of person, but you can't offend him either.

Ren Xingsi said: "I'll come to see you later, you'd better give me everything quickly, otherwise..."

otherwise what?Ren Xingsi left a blank space in his imagination.

Li Xiaolin hung up the phone, deeply feeling unkind.

What kind of manager is Ren Xingsi? He is simply abusing artists!fall!

Su Gui grabbed Li Xiaolin's earlobe, pulled it, and said, "I'm hungry."

Li Xiaolin said: "Wait, I'll get you something to eat."

Li Xiaolin got up from the bed, without putting on any clothes, went into the kitchen naked, and put on an apron.

With this shape, I can go directly to an island country to shoot those Vs.

Li Xiaolin bent down to open the refrigerator, just as he bent down, Li Xiaolin suddenly realized that his butt didn't hurt anymore!

Li Xiaolin pressed his buttocks a few times in surprise, and felt no pain at all.

He ran back to the bedroom and looked around in front of the full-length mirror, and the bruise on his ass was gone!

It's amazing, such a serious bruise, if left alone, it will take at least ten days and a half months to gradually fade away, it's only ten minutes, if it's gone, it's gone, it's haunted!

Uh...the ghosts are not making trouble, this is the house, isn't there a little monster.

Li Xiaolin looked at Su Gui who was rolling on the bed in horror.

Li Xiaolin asked: "Your saliva can really heal wounds?"

Su Gui said: "Of course, why should I lie to you! Big monsters don't lie."

Li Xiaolin said: "Then the injury on your own leg..."

Su Gui said, "It's ready a long time ago! I licked it myself."

Li Xiaolin thought about it for a while. When he picked up Su Gui, the little guy was seriously injured. After he was bandaged, the bandages were blushing. scars.

Li Xiaolin praised: "King Su is awesome."

Su Gui said, "I'm just great."

Li Xiaolin said: "In order to reward our King Su who wasted saliva on treating me, I invite you to eat chicken wings."

Su Gui's eyes lit up immediately.

Li Xiaolin promised to get chicken wings for Su Gui, but when he took out the dishes in the refrigerator one by one, he suddenly found that there were no chicken wings at all.

Eh, this is wrong, yesterday Su Gui and the general robbed the chicken wings for a long time. I was afraid that these two little pets would have diarrhea after eating too much, so I confiscated the chicken wings. It stands to reason that there should be a few more.

Why did the chicken wings disappear?

Li Xiaolin turned his head to the side, and the general was squatting outside the kitchen, sticking out his tongue and looking silly, seemingly innocent.

Su Gui looked at the sky, as if he wanted to count the stars through the roof.

Li Xiaolin suddenly realized that these two things must have been eaten while he was away!

Holding a spatula, Li Xiaolin pointed at General Su Gui and General, "Tell me, how did you cooperate to commit the crime."

General "Aww~Aww~", I can't understand a single word of what you said~

Su Gui put his fists on his cheeks, pretending to be cute, "The big monster doesn't understand human language."

Li Xiaolin: "..." You have a tacit understanding now, who were the two who grabbed the food yesterday and killed you!

Li Xiaolin said: "Dear King Su, since you stole the chicken wings, there is no food in stock, so the chicken wing meal promised to you earlier has been cancelled."

"Hey~" Su Gui scolded angrily, "You dishonest villain!"

Li Xiaolin said: "I also said that the food in the refrigerator should not be eaten directly, and you also agreed, and you did not keep your word."

Su Gui refused, "I'm a fox, and foxes love chicken!"

The general "Wow, woof, woof" agreed, I am a dog, and dogs also love chicken.

Li Xiaolin snorted, "Don't make excuses." He poured the dog food into a dog bowl and put it in front of the general and Su Gui, "You two just eat this!"

The General is a real foodie. He doesn’t have chicken, so it’s OK to eat chicken-flavored dog food.But Su Gui wouldn't do it, he is a big monster with integrity, so he wouldn't do such a shameless thing as settle for the second best.

Su Gui said, "You promised, you promised!"

Li Xiaolin turned a deaf ear and went to get himself something to eat.

Li Xiaolin heated up the leftovers from Ren Xingsi's cooking, and cooked three more hard-boiled eggs.

One for himself, one for Su Gui, and one for the general.

Li Xiaolin peeled the eggshells, ate the whites himself, and bit by bit the yolks into small pieces, and fed them to the general.

The general ate very happily, and took a big bite, biting Li Xiaolin's hand together.

Li Xiaolin took out his hand, washed it, and fed Su Gui eggs in the same way.

Su Gui didn't appreciate it, folded his arms, pouted his little mouth high.

Li Xiaolin coaxed: "Good boy, an egg is also a chicken."

Su Gui said, "That's not it."

Li Xiaolin asked: "Are eggs made of chickens?"

Su Gui said, "Yes."

Li Xiaolin said, "Isn't the egg a chick after it hatches?"

Su Gui nodded.

Li Xiaolin said: "Is the little chicken a big chicken when it grows up?"

Su Gui hesitated, "Chickens grow up to be big chickens, but eggs are not chickens!"

Li Xiaolin said: "An egg is a chicken, be good~ open your mouth."

Su Gui was dazzled by Li Xiaolin's tongue-twister question and answer, and obediently opened his mouth.

Li Xiaolin took the opportunity to feed the egg to Su Gui, thinking, this little guy has really lived for hundreds of years?It's so easy to coax!

After the two little pets were taken care of, Li Xiaolin finally solved his livelihood plan.

Ren Xingsi and Yu Mo came to Li Xiaolin's place after attending Wang Bangyan's barbecue dinner.

As soon as Li Xiaolin heard the movement outside the door, he immediately lay back on the bed - pretending to be sick!

Li Xiaolin had already figured it out, he deserved to be a star, he didn't even have a vacation, so why not just take advantage of the fact that others thought he was seriously injured and couldn't start work, and give himself a vacation.

With this fake, tomorrow I can take the little fox to the mall to pick out a good set of fox nests.

Ren Xingsi and Yu Mo entered the room, and the general graciously hugged his legs.

Ren Xingsi kicked the big dog away cruelly.

The general was always afraid of Ren Xingsi, so he ran away with his tail between his legs in a hopeless manner.

Li Xiaolin pretended to be disgusted and fanned the wind, "Both of you smell like barbecue."

Ren Xingsi said: "Well, I set up a stove under the bed and roasted you, and you also smell like barbecue."

Li Xiaolin choked.

"Did you enjoy the BBQ party?"

Yu Mo said, "Have fun!" He entered the realm of fantasy lolita, and said, "Boss Wang is really as handsome as the rumors say, he is indeed a person who often appears in financial magazines, his face and figure can be regarded as handsome." actor!"

Ren Xingsi said: "Mo Mo, that man is just a beast in clothes, don't provoke him."

Yu Mo pointed at her finger, "People don't even look down on me."

Yu Mo has a low self-esteem in terms of emotions, a strong woman, and people with normal aesthetics will not like this.Therefore, he is now 27 and [-], and his sexuality is also public, but he has never even had a boyfriend.

Li Xiaolin comforted: "Don't worry, Mo Mo, I will marry you off."

Ren Xingsi said: "Okay, we're not here to discuss whether Mo Mo can get married, you, lift the quilt, and let me see how hurt you are."

Li Xiaolin: "..." Damn it!Forget about Ren Xingsi's injury test!