Little fox, stop making trouble!
Chapter 18
A few bloody 22-size characters had a great visual impact, and Li Xiaolin's heart trembled.
Li Xiaolin sent a "shy" animated emoticon, and Ren Xingsi responded by throwing out a video communication request.
Li Xiaolin wandered between "accept" and "reject" in a hopeless manner, and the mouse had to click on "reject" several times.
Ren Xingsi seemed to have seen through Li Xiaolin's intentions through the torrent of bits, and typed: "Quick pick up, I'll leave you with a whole body!"
Li Xiaolin: "..." Emma, Ren Ma's aura is so strong!
Li Xiaolin clicked "Accept" bitterly.
Video is on.
Ren Xingsi was smoking and puffing, which was far from his usual meticulous image of an elite man.
The ashtray on his left was full of cigarette butts.
Li Xiaolin said: "Smoking less, your health is not good."
Ren Xingsi snuffed out the cigarette and sneered, "My body is naturally not as good as yours, a big star."
Li Xiaolin said: "Hehe, what you said, I pay attention to exercise."
Ren Xingsi said: "Oh~ Then what kind of exercise can you exercise on your buttocks? I would also like to ask Star Lee to give me some advice."
Li Xiaolin said solemnly: "Sit-ups."
A vein burst out on Ren Xingsi's forehead, and he slammed the table violently, causing the laptop to shake as well.
Li Xiaolin said: "Mama Ren, please calm down! Your table is made of solid wood, it won't hurt if you beat it!"
Ren Xingsi said, "It doesn't hurt like your butt!"
Li Xiaolin tried to change the subject with a gag, "Oh, don't keep talking about my ass, I will get it wrong."
Ren Xingsi said, "Take off your pants!"
Li Xiaolin was shocked, "Mom Ren, are you turning into a wolf! Today is not the night of the full moon!"
Ren Xingsi violently picked up the ashtray and wanted to smash it, but it was his notebook that was going to be smashed. Li Xiaolin had nothing to do with it. After thinking twice, he put the ashtray down.
Ren Xingsi calmed down for a while, and said, "You pretended to be hurt and lied to me just to ask for a vacation and go to the mall to buy toys?"
Li Xiaolin said: "Uh... I'm not pretending to be hurt, I was really hurt."
Ren Xingsi said: "You are called injured, and I am critically ill!"
Li Xiaolin said: "Tsk, this is a long story, let me tell you the truth, that fox doll, you have seen it on Weibo pictures, he is not actually a doll, it is a fox demon, it is He healed my wound."
Ren Xingsi smashed a cigarette he had just lit, "You make it up! Make it up for me!"
Li Xiaolin said: "What I said above is all fact. If you think it's fiction, it's because you don't have enough imagination."
Ren Xingsi shouted: "Li Xiaolin! Are you going to change your career to become a screenwriter?! You have acted in too many f*cking movies, you have hallucinations! See a psychiatrist tomorrow, I must go!"
Li Xiaolin: "..."
Ren Xingsi's anger level rose to the critical point, and Li Xiaolin didn't dare to do it again, fearing that he would make people angry, so he had to swallow his anger, and let Ren Xingsi scold him until his face was covered with blood.
Li Xiaolin seemed to be listening to Ren Xingsi's teachings, but in fact, he would not be so obedient.
Li Xiaolin lowered his head slightly thirty degrees, teasing Su Gui with a lollipop.
This lollipop tastes a little weird, like chicken, but it suits Su Gui's taste.
Su Gui is like the donkey following the radish, chasing the lollipop, while Li Xiaolin moves away quickly whenever Su Gui touches the lollipop, leaving Su Gui in vain.
Su Gui didn't even pounce a few times, and was unhappy, so he sat cross-legged to protest, and the little bun's face was puffed up, even if he was angry, he seemed to be acting cute.
It's not that Li Xiaolin just wanted to provoke Su Gui, it's just that this little thing is too curious.During the video conversation between him and Ren Xingsi, Su Gui crawled on his back, trying to see what it was.
How could Li Xiaolin allow Ren Xingsi to meet Su Gui face to face? Although he believed in Xin Xingsi's character, Ren Xingsi had a weak heart and could not be frightened. Li Xiaolin did not dare to expose Su Gui's existence to Ren Xingsi.
At that time, Su Gui will be fine, but he is afraid that Ren Xingsi will get sick from fright.
So Li Xiaolin seduced Su Gui with a lollipop.
Sure enough, as soon as Su Gui smelled the smell of chicken, he couldn't bear it anymore. He screamed, running around with short legs just to grab the lollipop.
Li Xiaolin brought the lollipop close to Su Gui, who turned his back angrily.
Li Xiaolin whispered: "You don't want me to give it to the general."
The general was also attracted by the chicken-flavored lollipop, and lay on Li Xiaolin's lap, with his big head arched, wanting to grab it too.But Li Xiaolin's knee was next to the computer desk, the gap was not enough for the general to poke his head.
When the general heard his master mentioned him, he opened his mouth wide and waited to be fed.
Li Xiaolin gave the lollipop to the general, what can Su Gui do.
He is a big monster with a super possessive and food-protecting plot, okay?
Su Gui swooped onto Li Xiaolin's wrist, grabbed the stick of the lollipop with his little paws, and performed a super-difficult tightrope walk in the air with 360-degree rotation. He hugged the candy with his hands and feet and bit it!
"Woof~!" This annoying fox fights with me for everything!
The general is no longer guarding the lollipop, it wants to take the initiative to kill this little fox!
The general imitated Su Gui's flying pounce, but is the general's figure comparable to Su Gui's? !Li Xiaolin quickly raised his hand, together with the lollipop and Su Gui, raised it high, if the general hit him, Su Gui would be done!
One pounce, no pounce!
The general made persistent efforts and pounced again!
The chair Li Xiaolin was sitting on was a swivel chair with wheels. The general jumped onto the chair, and the chair slid far away with Li Xiaolin.
This is reflected on the computer screen, it is Li Xiaolin teleporting.
On the other side of the screen, Ren Xingsi was being scolded until his throat smoked: "...Li Xiaolin, what are you doing?!"
Li Xiaolin said: "The general is chasing me."
Ren Xingsi: "..."
Ren Xingsi closed the notebook with a snap, took a deep breath, and all he inhaled was the smell of smoke.
He opened the window to let the living room, which was stuffy like an alchemy furnace, breathe.After calming down his anger, he turned on the laptop again, but the video communication was cut off.
Li Xiaolin left him a message in the dialog box, "Xingsi, I'm going to sleep, you should go to bed earlier, smoke less, drink more water, and get a pet."
The anger suppressed by Ren Xingsi rushed to his forehead again, pet your sister!
Li Xiaolin turned off the computer and called Yu Mo, saying that he would be able to go to the set tomorrow.
Yu Mo said: "Your injuries are all gone, there's no rush here, don't be a desperate Saburo~"
Li Xiaolin said: "It's still Mo Mo who loves others. I'm satisfied if Ren Ma has half of you. It's okay, I'm fine. See you on the set tomorrow."
Yu Mo said, "Well, see you tomorrow."
In order to avoid Ren Ma's scolding and unrelated people's harassment, Li Xiaolin turned off the phone and threw it on the coffee table.
Then, it was time to bathe himself and Su Gui.
When Su Gui grabbed the lollipop, he hung upside down on the lollipop, making sugar stains all over his body, and several tufts of hair on his hair and tail stuck together in strands.
This must be washed well.
Li Xiaolin brought Su Gui into the bathroom, and the general tried to squeeze into the small space, but was ruthlessly kicked out.
Li Xiaolin pressed the tip of Su Gui's small nose, and said, "King Su, you are too greedy. Tsk, if you were outside, wouldn't someone be able to trick you away with a lollipop?"
Su Gui said, "Hmph~"
Li Xiaolin filled Su Gui's small "bathtub" with water, and then filled the large bathtub in the bathroom.
Li Xiaolin lay down in the bathtub, sighing contentedly, it is quite enjoyable to take a bath once in a while.
Li Xiaolin put Su Gui into the bowl, but Su Gui refused.
Su Gui said, "I don't want this!"
Li Xiaolin asked: "Then what do you want? Didn't you use this bowl to take a bath last time?"
Su Gui said: "It's too petty, and it can't set off the temperament of this big monster."
You have a hairy temperament, even a little bit of temperament!Li Xiaolin complained inwardly, but asked with a good temper, "Then which one do you want?"
Su Gui said, "I want you to use this."
The bathtub Li Xiaolin uses is a two-person bathtub, even if there is an extra man of his size, it will not be crowded.
But, it's not a question of crowding, it's a question of drowning a fox!
Li Xiaolin was half lying against the wall of the bathtub, the water also flooded his chest, if Su Gui were to come, he would be submerged immediately.
Li Xiaolin said, "No."
"Why?" Su Gui stood in the bowl, holding the edge of the bowl, wagging her wet tail.
Li Xiaolin said: "The water is too deep, it will drown you."
Su Gui said: "There is a lake in my cave. I always bathe in the lake. The lake is better than yours... um... um..."
Li Xiaolin said: "Bathtub."
Su Gui said, "Yes, a bathtub! The lake water is much deeper than the bathtub, so I won't be drowned!"
Li Xiaolin said: "Then you are such a small person when you bathe in the lake? Do you always bathe on the shore where you can stand upright instead of swimming to the center of the lake?"
Su Gui couldn't answer, and glared at Li Xiaolin angrily.
Li Xiaolin helped Su Gui clean his sticky tail, and said, "Be good~ When you grow up, you can use the bathtub as you like."
Su Gui would never trust Li Xiaolin, cunning human beings love deceiving people the most!
Su Gui flicked his tail, and the water splashed everywhere, making Li Xiaolin unable to open his eyes.
Su Gui said proudly: "I am a big monster, you have to listen to me, I want to use the bathtub!"
Li Xiaolin saw that Su Gui didn't give up until he reached his goal, and he was too lazy to follow the little ancestor, so he followed his wishes and carried the little man into the bathtub.
As soon as Su Gui got into the bathtub, Li Xiaolin let go. He wanted to let the little fox sink, and then he would pick him up again, and use the facts to preach to the little guy.But Li Xiaolin's expected fox sinking into the water did not happen. Su Gui's tail swelled as soon as he hit the water, like a big white flower, supporting Su Gui's weight, allowing the little fox to swim leisurely as if he had a swimming ring. Floating on the water.
Su Gui made a funny face, "Hmph~ I'm an omnipotent monster!"
Li Xiaolin sent a "shy" animated emoticon, and Ren Xingsi responded by throwing out a video communication request.
Li Xiaolin wandered between "accept" and "reject" in a hopeless manner, and the mouse had to click on "reject" several times.
Ren Xingsi seemed to have seen through Li Xiaolin's intentions through the torrent of bits, and typed: "Quick pick up, I'll leave you with a whole body!"
Li Xiaolin: "..." Emma, Ren Ma's aura is so strong!
Li Xiaolin clicked "Accept" bitterly.
Video is on.
Ren Xingsi was smoking and puffing, which was far from his usual meticulous image of an elite man.
The ashtray on his left was full of cigarette butts.
Li Xiaolin said: "Smoking less, your health is not good."
Ren Xingsi snuffed out the cigarette and sneered, "My body is naturally not as good as yours, a big star."
Li Xiaolin said: "Hehe, what you said, I pay attention to exercise."
Ren Xingsi said: "Oh~ Then what kind of exercise can you exercise on your buttocks? I would also like to ask Star Lee to give me some advice."
Li Xiaolin said solemnly: "Sit-ups."
A vein burst out on Ren Xingsi's forehead, and he slammed the table violently, causing the laptop to shake as well.
Li Xiaolin said: "Mama Ren, please calm down! Your table is made of solid wood, it won't hurt if you beat it!"
Ren Xingsi said, "It doesn't hurt like your butt!"
Li Xiaolin tried to change the subject with a gag, "Oh, don't keep talking about my ass, I will get it wrong."
Ren Xingsi said, "Take off your pants!"
Li Xiaolin was shocked, "Mom Ren, are you turning into a wolf! Today is not the night of the full moon!"
Ren Xingsi violently picked up the ashtray and wanted to smash it, but it was his notebook that was going to be smashed. Li Xiaolin had nothing to do with it. After thinking twice, he put the ashtray down.
Ren Xingsi calmed down for a while, and said, "You pretended to be hurt and lied to me just to ask for a vacation and go to the mall to buy toys?"
Li Xiaolin said: "Uh... I'm not pretending to be hurt, I was really hurt."
Ren Xingsi said: "You are called injured, and I am critically ill!"
Li Xiaolin said: "Tsk, this is a long story, let me tell you the truth, that fox doll, you have seen it on Weibo pictures, he is not actually a doll, it is a fox demon, it is He healed my wound."
Ren Xingsi smashed a cigarette he had just lit, "You make it up! Make it up for me!"
Li Xiaolin said: "What I said above is all fact. If you think it's fiction, it's because you don't have enough imagination."
Ren Xingsi shouted: "Li Xiaolin! Are you going to change your career to become a screenwriter?! You have acted in too many f*cking movies, you have hallucinations! See a psychiatrist tomorrow, I must go!"
Li Xiaolin: "..."
Ren Xingsi's anger level rose to the critical point, and Li Xiaolin didn't dare to do it again, fearing that he would make people angry, so he had to swallow his anger, and let Ren Xingsi scold him until his face was covered with blood.
Li Xiaolin seemed to be listening to Ren Xingsi's teachings, but in fact, he would not be so obedient.
Li Xiaolin lowered his head slightly thirty degrees, teasing Su Gui with a lollipop.
This lollipop tastes a little weird, like chicken, but it suits Su Gui's taste.
Su Gui is like the donkey following the radish, chasing the lollipop, while Li Xiaolin moves away quickly whenever Su Gui touches the lollipop, leaving Su Gui in vain.
Su Gui didn't even pounce a few times, and was unhappy, so he sat cross-legged to protest, and the little bun's face was puffed up, even if he was angry, he seemed to be acting cute.
It's not that Li Xiaolin just wanted to provoke Su Gui, it's just that this little thing is too curious.During the video conversation between him and Ren Xingsi, Su Gui crawled on his back, trying to see what it was.
How could Li Xiaolin allow Ren Xingsi to meet Su Gui face to face? Although he believed in Xin Xingsi's character, Ren Xingsi had a weak heart and could not be frightened. Li Xiaolin did not dare to expose Su Gui's existence to Ren Xingsi.
At that time, Su Gui will be fine, but he is afraid that Ren Xingsi will get sick from fright.
So Li Xiaolin seduced Su Gui with a lollipop.
Sure enough, as soon as Su Gui smelled the smell of chicken, he couldn't bear it anymore. He screamed, running around with short legs just to grab the lollipop.
Li Xiaolin brought the lollipop close to Su Gui, who turned his back angrily.
Li Xiaolin whispered: "You don't want me to give it to the general."
The general was also attracted by the chicken-flavored lollipop, and lay on Li Xiaolin's lap, with his big head arched, wanting to grab it too.But Li Xiaolin's knee was next to the computer desk, the gap was not enough for the general to poke his head.
When the general heard his master mentioned him, he opened his mouth wide and waited to be fed.
Li Xiaolin gave the lollipop to the general, what can Su Gui do.
He is a big monster with a super possessive and food-protecting plot, okay?
Su Gui swooped onto Li Xiaolin's wrist, grabbed the stick of the lollipop with his little paws, and performed a super-difficult tightrope walk in the air with 360-degree rotation. He hugged the candy with his hands and feet and bit it!
"Woof~!" This annoying fox fights with me for everything!
The general is no longer guarding the lollipop, it wants to take the initiative to kill this little fox!
The general imitated Su Gui's flying pounce, but is the general's figure comparable to Su Gui's? !Li Xiaolin quickly raised his hand, together with the lollipop and Su Gui, raised it high, if the general hit him, Su Gui would be done!
One pounce, no pounce!
The general made persistent efforts and pounced again!
The chair Li Xiaolin was sitting on was a swivel chair with wheels. The general jumped onto the chair, and the chair slid far away with Li Xiaolin.
This is reflected on the computer screen, it is Li Xiaolin teleporting.
On the other side of the screen, Ren Xingsi was being scolded until his throat smoked: "...Li Xiaolin, what are you doing?!"
Li Xiaolin said: "The general is chasing me."
Ren Xingsi: "..."
Ren Xingsi closed the notebook with a snap, took a deep breath, and all he inhaled was the smell of smoke.
He opened the window to let the living room, which was stuffy like an alchemy furnace, breathe.After calming down his anger, he turned on the laptop again, but the video communication was cut off.
Li Xiaolin left him a message in the dialog box, "Xingsi, I'm going to sleep, you should go to bed earlier, smoke less, drink more water, and get a pet."
The anger suppressed by Ren Xingsi rushed to his forehead again, pet your sister!
Li Xiaolin turned off the computer and called Yu Mo, saying that he would be able to go to the set tomorrow.
Yu Mo said: "Your injuries are all gone, there's no rush here, don't be a desperate Saburo~"
Li Xiaolin said: "It's still Mo Mo who loves others. I'm satisfied if Ren Ma has half of you. It's okay, I'm fine. See you on the set tomorrow."
Yu Mo said, "Well, see you tomorrow."
In order to avoid Ren Ma's scolding and unrelated people's harassment, Li Xiaolin turned off the phone and threw it on the coffee table.
Then, it was time to bathe himself and Su Gui.
When Su Gui grabbed the lollipop, he hung upside down on the lollipop, making sugar stains all over his body, and several tufts of hair on his hair and tail stuck together in strands.
This must be washed well.
Li Xiaolin brought Su Gui into the bathroom, and the general tried to squeeze into the small space, but was ruthlessly kicked out.
Li Xiaolin pressed the tip of Su Gui's small nose, and said, "King Su, you are too greedy. Tsk, if you were outside, wouldn't someone be able to trick you away with a lollipop?"
Su Gui said, "Hmph~"
Li Xiaolin filled Su Gui's small "bathtub" with water, and then filled the large bathtub in the bathroom.
Li Xiaolin lay down in the bathtub, sighing contentedly, it is quite enjoyable to take a bath once in a while.
Li Xiaolin put Su Gui into the bowl, but Su Gui refused.
Su Gui said, "I don't want this!"
Li Xiaolin asked: "Then what do you want? Didn't you use this bowl to take a bath last time?"
Su Gui said: "It's too petty, and it can't set off the temperament of this big monster."
You have a hairy temperament, even a little bit of temperament!Li Xiaolin complained inwardly, but asked with a good temper, "Then which one do you want?"
Su Gui said, "I want you to use this."
The bathtub Li Xiaolin uses is a two-person bathtub, even if there is an extra man of his size, it will not be crowded.
But, it's not a question of crowding, it's a question of drowning a fox!
Li Xiaolin was half lying against the wall of the bathtub, the water also flooded his chest, if Su Gui were to come, he would be submerged immediately.
Li Xiaolin said, "No."
"Why?" Su Gui stood in the bowl, holding the edge of the bowl, wagging her wet tail.
Li Xiaolin said: "The water is too deep, it will drown you."
Su Gui said: "There is a lake in my cave. I always bathe in the lake. The lake is better than yours... um... um..."
Li Xiaolin said: "Bathtub."
Su Gui said, "Yes, a bathtub! The lake water is much deeper than the bathtub, so I won't be drowned!"
Li Xiaolin said: "Then you are such a small person when you bathe in the lake? Do you always bathe on the shore where you can stand upright instead of swimming to the center of the lake?"
Su Gui couldn't answer, and glared at Li Xiaolin angrily.
Li Xiaolin helped Su Gui clean his sticky tail, and said, "Be good~ When you grow up, you can use the bathtub as you like."
Su Gui would never trust Li Xiaolin, cunning human beings love deceiving people the most!
Su Gui flicked his tail, and the water splashed everywhere, making Li Xiaolin unable to open his eyes.
Su Gui said proudly: "I am a big monster, you have to listen to me, I want to use the bathtub!"
Li Xiaolin saw that Su Gui didn't give up until he reached his goal, and he was too lazy to follow the little ancestor, so he followed his wishes and carried the little man into the bathtub.
As soon as Su Gui got into the bathtub, Li Xiaolin let go. He wanted to let the little fox sink, and then he would pick him up again, and use the facts to preach to the little guy.But Li Xiaolin's expected fox sinking into the water did not happen. Su Gui's tail swelled as soon as he hit the water, like a big white flower, supporting Su Gui's weight, allowing the little fox to swim leisurely as if he had a swimming ring. Floating on the water.
Su Gui made a funny face, "Hmph~ I'm an omnipotent monster!"
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